made me laugh. . Can' t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like "who the is Brianna? reading over your shoulder from all the way on the rrd
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#49 to #2 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
watermelonitra
User avatar #51 to #2 - Dember ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
That one's a keeper.
#70 to #2 - purdless (02/17/2014) [-]
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#32 to #2 - clydeninetyseven (02/17/2014) [-]
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>Watermelonitra
User avatar #45 to #2 - pwnigator (02/17/2014) [-]
Ohhh, so a period also means, that the other two holes are bleeding too, or what?
User avatar #61 to #45 - ohhh ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
Mentions like this can go ******* die.
User avatar #63 to #61 - pwnigator (02/17/2014) [-]
Sorry, Jesus.
#86 to #61 - popnotes (02/17/2014) [-]
You can go ******* die.
User avatar #65 to #45 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/17/2014) [-]
That's what always pisses me off when girls say they're on their period. It's not like you don't have other orifices that I can jam my little Nigel into.
#76 to #65 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
Girls look at sex based on chance of getting off.
Girls don't have as many one night stands mainly because random men don't have a good chance of getting them off.

If she's on her period, you probably aren't getting her off nor promising to do something special the next week. If you want sex that week, either get her off or offer to do whatever she wants the week after.
User avatar #94 to #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/18/2014) [-]
I get what you're saying, but a relationship is a give and take. I get chronic migraines and the last thing I want when I have them is to have sex or even give oral, but I do because that's what you do for a partner. A girl who doesn't treat me as well as I treat her isn't worth my time.
User avatar #47 to #45 - deathstare (02/17/2014) [-]
You gave me a horrible image.
User avatar #48 to #47 - pwnigator (02/17/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#27 to #1 - dadukesta (02/17/2014) [-]
Ah **** . That's a sweet challenge.
#20 - franklyimaperson (02/17/2014) [-]
Perhaps being single for most of my life leads to this problem, but I really can't imagine a reason for cheating   
   
Like if you hate the person enough to go 			****		 someone else, why don't you just dump the guy/girl and move on, clearly you have on atleast an emotional level, so what is stopping you except for some kind of chronic need to be a cunt (that goes for all sexes, by the by)   
   
MFW people try to justify cheating on someone
Perhaps being single for most of my life leads to this problem, but I really can't imagine a reason for cheating

Like if you hate the person enough to go **** someone else, why don't you just dump the guy/girl and move on, clearly you have on atleast an emotional level, so what is stopping you except for some kind of chronic need to be a cunt (that goes for all sexes, by the by)

MFW people try to justify cheating on someone
#23 to #20 - kingthatcrawls (02/17/2014) [-]
Well, a buddy of mine cheated on his girl of almost two years with another friend of his, and the way he explained it was that he was on a deep emotional level with the girl he was with, but he still wanted to be able to do things with other girls. So, occasionally he'll slip out and bang someone else.
My guess is that it kinda keeps him from feeling restricted.
User avatar #25 to #23 - franklyimaperson (02/17/2014) [-]
I don't know man, maybe it is just my inexperience in that... shall we say field, but the issue I always had was that it is simply betrayal, to an extent

He, presumably, did what he did behind the back of his girl, a presumably nice person, to satisfy a sense of misguided masculinity. In simple terms its ******** , it is a betrayal of trust, it is an insult to this person that you'd chose someone else over that apparently strong emotional bond, on top of the girl also wetting this man's whistle, again presumably

As Batman Forever once put it: it just raises too many questions
#53 to #25 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I love you
I love you
#79 to #23 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
There are some people that just aren't wired for a committed physical relationship. That's why there are open relationships. Shouldn't make someone who wants a committed relationship suffer when you could seek someone with similar interests.

And if he thinks the girl havings sex with other people as well is stupid in an open relationship, then he should probably die in a fire.
User avatar #24 to #20 - tonyredgrave (02/17/2014) [-]
Is that Martin Sheen?
User avatar #26 to #24 - franklyimaperson (02/17/2014) [-]
That is indeed Martin Sheen, as the president in one of the greatest political dramas ever put to TV (In my humble opinion), The West Wing

IMDB places the quote in episode 17 of season 1, however I can not personally verify this
#73 to #20 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
I almost cheated on my girlfriend once, just because the girl I nearly cheated with was different.
Rather than pretty tall and skinny, she was short and curvy. I ended up not, but sometimes you just want to do something different.
Not that I condone it.
User avatar #87 to #20 - dramakid (02/17/2014) [-]
> Perhaps being single for most of my life leads to this problem opinion
You are right about this one.
User avatar #90 to #87 - franklyimaperson (02/17/2014) [-]
Frames of reference, brah, we all have em, and this one is mine
User avatar #54 to #20 - oaaaa (02/17/2014) [-]
if u get many girls, u stop caring about them. when i was young i thought i will find a girl and love her .... but then u see that sex for the first time is really exiting and you just want to try more girls.
User avatar #57 to #20 - crazymero (02/17/2014) [-]
okay,i'm not gonna justify,i'll just say why i did it. 10th grade I was madly in love with a girl from my classroom,let's name her girl A but she rejected me multiple times . I was feeling alone and her best friend said she likes me and i got with her,one month into our relationship my girlfriend had to leave country in a school project.While she was gone,girl A came to my desk and held my hand,being the loveblind ******** i was i totally fell for it and after class we hooked up.. multiple times every day until my girlfriend came back.She found out a month later and she broke up with me after i started really caring for her... Later I got in a fight with girl A because she had a boyfriend (She had one all along) and didn't spoke to her since then but i still love her... There are really many reasons for cheating,don't judge other people,feelings are making you retarded. the moral? never trust girls or you gon' get hurt *****
User avatar #67 to #57 - amegaara (02/17/2014) [-]
this is the most beta i have ever seen someone get


dimwit
User avatar #69 to #67 - crazymero (02/17/2014) [-]
she cheated on her boyfriend with me 7 times and she still didn't break up with him... how about that?
#77 to #69 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
You're bashing Girl A for cheating when you did the exact same thing. If you're gonna be a cheater, don't act better than other cheaters.
#64 to #20 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
It's pretty tough to fight the temptation to cheat when your girl is amazing in every way except that she doesn't put out or is waiting for after marriage. I have needs
User avatar #66 to #64 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/17/2014) [-]
Then leave her. She's not that amazing if she doesn't care enough about you to satisfy your sexual desires.
User avatar #21 to #20 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
i agree
#28 to #20 - catburglarpenis (02/17/2014) [-]
I "cheated" on a girl because she thought we were dating and I thought we were banging. Silly me- when I don't know your 			*******		 name then I didn't think our Goddamn relationship was "Facebook Official".
I "cheated" on a girl because she thought we were dating and I thought we were banging. Silly me- when I don't know your ******* name then I didn't think our Goddamn relationship was "Facebook Official".
User avatar #29 to #28 - franklyimaperson (02/17/2014) [-]
Quite the miracle to be able to be Facebook when they don't even got a name, less they stalked you for a while, but you know how it is, at least they didn't know where you lived, like that creepy bastard from Endless Love
#31 to #29 - catburglarpenis (02/17/2014) [-]
But they did. Yeah, the whole thing was all 			******		 up. I was on leave from the military and I slept with an old friend of mine, another old friend of mine and my ex fiancé in a very short length of time. One of these people thought that meant we were dating, and started a hellish campaign on the others. That person wasn't my ex fiancé either.   
   
I've never repeated this feat either, so I'm not bragging.   
   
I'm reminiscing. Aah...
But they did. Yeah, the whole thing was all ****** up. I was on leave from the military and I slept with an old friend of mine, another old friend of mine and my ex fiancé in a very short length of time. One of these people thought that meant we were dating, and started a hellish campaign on the others. That person wasn't my ex fiancé either.

I've never repeated this feat either, so I'm not bragging.

I'm reminiscing. Aah...
User avatar #38 to #20 - choobe (02/17/2014) [-]
There is no justifying cheating on someone, but I can tell you some reasons people do it.

There is alcohol/drugs clouding your judgement.
There is not being attracted to your partner anymore, but not having the courtesy/balls to break up.
There is "revenge", or a "power play".
And there is just being a douchebag not caring.

None are justifyable, but you asked...
#11 - whimsical (02/17/2014) [-]
Damn lightbulb almost had it   
   
Almost..
Damn lightbulb almost had it

Almost..
User avatar #12 to #11 - bossguycumsplash (02/17/2014) [-]
light bulb just went hood.
User avatar #8 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
Can't cheat on your girl with those big ass morals
#4 - include (02/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - samthediv ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
I have a Galaxy Note II
***** so cash
User avatar #58 - justmedude (02/17/2014) [-]
Introducing Samsung Galaxy Note 3 I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #59 to #58 - justmedude (02/17/2014) [-]
Introducing the Iphone 5c and 5s And this for the iphone hates.
User avatar #60 to #59 - justmedude (02/17/2014) [-]
haters* -.-
#55 - gustaviaable (02/17/2014) [-]
**gustaviaable rolled a random image posted in comment #73448 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** Brianna
User avatar #68 to #55 - bouazizforever (02/17/2014) [-]
Why is there Descartes here?
#6 - sniffythebird ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
*********** 5" screen phones..
Fits so well in your pocket.
User avatar #52 to #6 - deadlockr (02/17/2014) [-]
I've got a Galaxy S4, and it fits perfectly in my pocket.
#91 to #52 - sniffythebird ONLINE (02/17/2014) [-]
Well, the S4 is pretty thin and smaller around the edges than most other 5 inch phones...

But dat battery life doe.
User avatar #93 to #91 - deadlockr (02/17/2014) [-]
I've actually got about exactly 48 hours of quite intensive use out of mine because I've always got the screen brightness on a very low and constant setting (No need for that ************* ) as well as killing apps with the task manager to save battery. This adds up to me charging my S4 every other night.
#15 - bensho (02/17/2014) [-]
Press the volume down key on the side of the Galaxy while texting to instantly lower the font size.
#80 to #15 - blindpone (02/17/2014) [-]
The ROM i flashed on my GS4 doesn't do that...
#81 to #80 - bensho (02/17/2014) [-]
Okay? Do you want a cookie?
#16 to #15 - chillybilly (02/17/2014) [-]
Here I was thinking that it would lower the volume
#75 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
"she like"

"she be like"

Can we stop talking like chimps? Thanks.
#78 to #75 - crispytg (02/17/2014) [-]
i be like "dis ***** sus"
#89 to #75 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
Chimps do not talk using the spoken English language. Do you mean talking ignorant? Can we stop talking ignorant?
#50 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/17/2014) [-]
**wetpantshaha rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Steampunk Lara Croft **





<< Brianna
#19 - hatemefunnyjunk (02/17/2014) [-]
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #113970 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** Busted....
**hatemefunnyjunk rolled a random image posted in comment #113970 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** Busted....
User avatar #10 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
Note 3 Master Race reporting in. Anyone tried the Galaxy mega yet?
User avatar #13 to #10 - kwizzy (02/17/2014) [-]
Some people like it, others don't. I think it's just too big.

S4 also Master Race reporting in.
User avatar #14 to #13 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
Pretty much any Galaxy is better than any Iphone. People annoy me when they tout a benchmark and assume it means anything.

A A7(Iphone 5S) cpu runs at 1.3ghz on 2 cores. A S4 runs at 1.9GHZ on 4 cores(US) and a Note 3 runs at 2.3ghz on 4 cores. They are physically more powerful than a A7 chip can ever hope to be. However, the A& does score a little bit higher that the S4/Note 3 on benchmarks, because of how application runtime environments work. On an Iphone the apps are turned off until activated, or can "check in" with the server for status updates and the like every few minutes. On an S4/Note 3 the apps are running 24/7, and the S4/Note 3 STILL comes close to beating the Iphone 5S WITHOUT a load.

In addition, I sell phones for a living. Iphone first time use set up takes about 15 minutes end to end because it has to turn all it's functions on and and then back off to activate every feature for full use. A Galaxy turns all the features on at the same time, activates them all, updates them all, and is ready to use in less than 60 seconds.
User avatar #62 to #14 - crazymero (02/17/2014) [-]
Did you use both? i can't express my feelings since i am only an iPhone but i know from my classmates who have S3 and wish for an iPhone.. I love my 5S but i would try an S4 mostly because i'm not a fanboy Not only hardware matters,but software too.I never had trouble with any iOS device and it moves smoothly with a ******** of apps that i forget to close.
User avatar #92 to #62 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
I used an S3, then an S4 I bought from a friend, and then upgraded to a Note 3. I sell phones so I have a dealer line and can upgrade every 11 months free and clear. Note 3 is the best I have had so far, although the S4 was a bit more mobile friendly.
User avatar #30 to #14 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
Another fun fact? next time someone tries to show off their Iphone, take out a business card. The card is LARGER than an Iphone 4s's screen, and the same size as an Iphone 5s screen.
User avatar #33 to #10 - srskate (02/17/2014) [-]
I need to settle an argument. Can you charge your phone with the old micro-usb charger?
User avatar #35 to #33 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
Yes I can. The old style can fit into my newer charger, it just does not charge at the full rate my 3.0 plug can. I still have my S3 from my upgrade, and use the charger quite often, and leave the Note 3 cable in the car.
User avatar #36 to #35 - srskate (02/17/2014) [-]
I knew it! But I'm having this argument with a woman, so even if I bring this up, I'll lose.
#39 to #36 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
The white one is the new 3.0 system, it is a Micro style with an extra slot for energy and data transfer. The black one is the standard micro style we all know and love. Either one works fine, but I get faster charging and data transfer with the 3.0.
User avatar #40 to #39 - srskate (02/17/2014) [-]
Thank you greatly sir! On a side note: Don't you just love that they included backwards compatibility?
User avatar #41 to #40 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
I do, yet another thing Apple sucks at. Samsung came out with the new end to advance how fast their tech could work, but they knew many people still had older chargers and docks so they kept it usable with older styles. Apple arbitrarily and without reason decided to make the new end just so people would have to either buy an adapter or buy all new hardware alltogether. The 3.0 USB system needed to be changed to embrace the new hardware, the Apple system did not physically require any change as there was no new hardware to support.
User avatar #42 to #41 - srskate (02/17/2014) [-]
That's exactly how I felt about the new apple charger. It seemed like a ploy because they realized that no one ever needed to replace their chargers due to the old ones lying around. Because of this, I was impressed with the decision of samsung to make the chargers this way.
User avatar #43 to #42 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
Yep. Another thing I like is when people say they prefer Apple over Samsung because "Iphones are made better." Samsung MAKES most of Apples hardware from it's screen, to it's CPU, and even a large portion of it's touch technology is derived from patents rented from Samsung. I truly believe Samsung is the better company, not because I am a fanboy but because Samsung actively tries to better itself while holding on to what made it great in the first place. Apple just kind of...exists, and there is nothing wrong with having an Iphone. It is a solid phone with many good features and good quality. But it just doesn't have the power and customization a Android based phone does.
User avatar #37 to #36 - charagrin (02/17/2014) [-]
haha, good luck. Here, Ill give you a pic to help out. Give me a minute.
#5 - taye (02/17/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #9 to #5 - jacksipian (02/17/2014) [-]
Why are you everywhere all of a sudden??? i keep seeing you everywhere today.
#82 to #9 - taye (02/17/2014) [-]
Every breath you take   
Every move you make   
Every bond you break   
Every step you take   
I'll be watching you.
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
#84 to #83 - taye (02/17/2014) [-]
no reason
no reason
#85 to #84 - jacksipian (02/17/2014) [-]
well alright then.
#17 to #9 - chillybilly (02/17/2014) [-]
The guy hardly comment
User avatar #74 to #17 - jacksipian (02/17/2014) [-]
but i keep seeing him everywhere, i can't explain it. maybe it's just his orange name making him stand out more
User avatar #18 to #17 - chillybilly (02/17/2014) [-]
*comments
#88 - nickdickr (02/17/2014) [-]
a ****** cheating? surprise of the century
User avatar #71 - Lintutu (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm going to buy the galaxy phone when i get my tax return
#56 - anon (02/17/2014) [-]
that awkward moment when your name is Brianna, and you happened to have read this post and you have a mini heart attack...
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