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#4 - wolfdogone (03/19/2014) [-]
Why not "Cantina Bar?"
Why not "Cantina Bar?"
User avatar #5 to #4 - imagnetsux (03/19/2014) [-]
agreed, she has 2 tits, and her as can play the imperial march
User avatar #6 to #5 - imagnetsux (03/19/2014) [-]
*ass
User avatar #8 to #4 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Cantina Band - Star Wars Just going to leave this here.
User avatar #9 to #8 - blokrokker (03/20/2014) [-]
LMFAO - Cantina Band And I'm going to leave this
#1 - auryn (03/19/2014) [-]
Her only mistake was not picking the Throne Room theme or the Imperial March.
#3 - lildo (03/19/2014) [-]
Twist She is a man
User avatar #36 to #3 - jnovuse (03/20/2014) [-]
Twist and it shuffles the soundtrack!
#7 to #3 - rundas (03/19/2014) [-]
Hell, I'm a man and I would totally do that
#10 to #7 - lildo (03/20/2014) [-]
Then I shall give you the highest of fives for admiting it.
#27 to #10 - typeonegative (03/20/2014) [-]
YFW
YFW
#11 - Warzonebeta (03/20/2014) [-]
IS THIS POSSIBLE?? I must know so i can get a chip in my moobs that plays the Godzilla theme when my nipples get pinched.... FOR SCIENCE!
User avatar #15 to #11 - obese (03/20/2014) [-]
Sounds kinky, me like.
#40 to #11 - mechagodzilla (03/20/2014) [-]
**mechagodzilla hears someone mention Godzilla**
**mechagodzilla hears someone mention Godzilla**
User avatar #14 to #11 - saltyfries (03/20/2014) [-]
did someone say Godzilla?
Gojira's (Godzilla) Theme Song
#23 to #14 - mermoohue (03/20/2014) [-]
I believe they did
Godzilla: Blue Öyster Cult lyrics
User avatar #26 to #23 - typeonegative (03/20/2014) [-]
they so did
Pharoahe Monch-Simon Says
User avatar #28 - Ryukenblaze (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew a girl who would put the squeakers from squeaktoys in her bra and randomly honk them in class
User avatar #30 to #28 - privatepumpanickel (03/20/2014) [-]
that....that is a beautiful idea
specifically for nights out in bars
User avatar #31 to #30 - Ryukenblaze (03/20/2014) [-]
Sounds like a date. Does Friday work for you?
User avatar #33 to #31 - privatepumpanickel (03/20/2014) [-]
*tit squeak* that's a yes
User avatar #34 to #33 - Ryukenblaze (03/20/2014) [-]
See you then
#12 - autoxx (03/20/2014) [-]
Drinking "problem" implies a downside.
Some fan is gonna be happy.

Well, actually I play with my girlfriend's tits after she falls asleep I'm pretty sure she wakes up and just lets me. It would hard to sneak a feel if they played a tune... Maybe the "go to sleep lullaby... No, then I would get sleepy every time I tried to squeeze her squeezy bits.

I guess it might occasionally be inconvenient.
User avatar #13 to #12 - yutdollacwwwthree (03/20/2014) [-]
You rape your girlfriend when she's asleep?

i'm not gonna lie I did the same thing, she loved it when I'd mess with her when she was awake so I figured why not
#17 to #13 - autoxx (03/20/2014) [-]
Okaaaay, story time...   
   
My first girlfriend expressed an interest in a rape fantasy.   
Being the conscientious boyfriend I began planning in earnest.   
The next day I bought a set of handcuffs, they had pink fuzz on them...   
Tore that 			****		 off and left it with the cashier.   
The next evening after enjoying meaningful carnal relations with intended recipient/target I held her tenderly as she fell asleep.   
About midnight I woke up and reached under the bed where I had stashed the handcuffs (now bereft of comfortable, girlish padding).   
I had messed with them a bit earlier in the day and noticed they had a sticky hinge on one side, getting them on and off myself wasn't a problem so I didn't think any further on the subject.   
Oops#1.gif   
I was sitting over her, basically balls to chin with one of her hands bound in my cheap chinese shackles.   
Then she woke up.   
As she rose from her troubled slumber she encounters a rather large shadow with a rather small protuberance.   
Oops#2.exe   
Of course, she screams and begins to frantically flail at her flaccid attacker.   
I knew she was going to clock herself with the half fastened cuffs and the resulting injury would be placed securely on my idiotic shoulders so I try to protect her.   
I now have my knees on her wrists while I try to release her from the woefully inadequate handcuffs which have chosen this as the perfect time to bind entirely.   
She was a horse-girl, long hours of mucking out stalls had afforded her a panic strength noted only in angry grizzly bear mothers.   
She managed to lift my knee enough to free her semi-tethered appendage and use the cuffs as a $35 chinese skull-smacker. Right in the temple. Good aim...   
I managed to pounce on her weaponized arm long enough to pull the handcuff off of her by literally tearing it in half (the hinge pin broke and then stripped the ratchet right out)   
She crawled to the foot of  her bed and spent the next few minutes waking up from the nightmare I induced.
Okaaaay, story time...

My first girlfriend expressed an interest in a rape fantasy.
Being the conscientious boyfriend I began planning in earnest.
The next day I bought a set of handcuffs, they had pink fuzz on them...
Tore that **** off and left it with the cashier.
The next evening after enjoying meaningful carnal relations with intended recipient/target I held her tenderly as she fell asleep.
About midnight I woke up and reached under the bed where I had stashed the handcuffs (now bereft of comfortable, girlish padding).
I had messed with them a bit earlier in the day and noticed they had a sticky hinge on one side, getting them on and off myself wasn't a problem so I didn't think any further on the subject.
Oops#1.gif
I was sitting over her, basically balls to chin with one of her hands bound in my cheap chinese shackles.
Then she woke up.
As she rose from her troubled slumber she encounters a rather large shadow with a rather small protuberance.
Oops#2.exe
Of course, she screams and begins to frantically flail at her flaccid attacker.
I knew she was going to clock herself with the half fastened cuffs and the resulting injury would be placed securely on my idiotic shoulders so I try to protect her.
I now have my knees on her wrists while I try to release her from the woefully inadequate handcuffs which have chosen this as the perfect time to bind entirely.
She was a horse-girl, long hours of mucking out stalls had afforded her a panic strength noted only in angry grizzly bear mothers.
She managed to lift my knee enough to free her semi-tethered appendage and use the cuffs as a $35 chinese skull-smacker. Right in the temple. Good aim...
I managed to pounce on her weaponized arm long enough to pull the handcuff off of her by literally tearing it in half (the hinge pin broke and then stripped the ratchet right out)
She crawled to the foot of her bed and spent the next few minutes waking up from the nightmare I induced.
#18 to #17 - autoxx (03/20/2014) [-]
When she finally woke up she asked what the **** I was doing.
The only thing I could come up with was "being sexy..."

Since then I have woken my girlfriends with a good poke but they have all really enjoyed it.
They complain about being tired but it seems like they climax faster, harder, and more times in a row when they are woken like that.
It must have something to do with being so warm and relaxed.
#25 - juandurfel (03/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - tobistrigoivii (03/20/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #849255 at Friendly ** what my breast implants came with
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #849255 at Friendly ** what my breast implants came with
User avatar #38 to #37 - tobistrigoivii (03/20/2014) [-]
wasn't that good of a roll but I might be able to use the gif sometime
#39 - twelveinchessoft (03/20/2014) [-]
i can't be the only one who makes sure that the "duh duh duh's" are matching the song correctly
User avatar #35 - blueberrybluejay (03/20/2014) [-]
Where are the 8th note triplets or half notes in the music bubbles?
User avatar #29 - fickarese (03/20/2014) [-]
what problem? I'd say she has it pretty well under control
#2 - sindreo (03/19/2014) [-]
**sindreo rolled a random image posted in comment #8145076 at Safe For Work Random Board ** hfw
User avatar #22 to #2 - soupkittenagain (03/20/2014) [-]
Let me guess. You're off to do the same?
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