legitimacy. . Dad: Why are your eyes so rod, son? Son: T smoked weed, dad Dad: Don' t lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot. Things haven't been the same since dad found out the internet.
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User avatar #2 - UnforgivingOne (12/09/2013) [-]
Things haven't been the same since dad found out the internet.
#5 - sonofpsychodad (12/09/2013) [-]
Plottwist: His son died years ago of overdose from injecting 5 whole marijuanas each day for 2 weeks.

Don't do drugs kids.
User avatar #34 to #5 - Javapenguin (12/09/2013) [-]
Why is the mother's arm tied off?

"I learned from watching you mom"
#23 to #3 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Someone got kidney failure...
#9 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
For all England football fans
#61 to #9 - ethiopia (12/10/2013) [-]
FInally some football on FJ, I love it!
FInally some football on FJ, I love it!
User avatar #12 to #9 - fukkendragonite (12/09/2013) [-]
I think they'll be fine by the end of the season. I mean, they might have had a bad start but when it gets down to the wire they'll DEFINITELY have enough about them to avoid relegation. I'm sure of it...
#75 to #12 - jboienggh (12/10/2013) [-]
They were never in danger of relegation but Man U is not a mid-table team.
User avatar #17 to #12 - kolsinder (12/09/2013) [-]
Hahaha, you almost got me for a sec. Wouldn't bank on manure securing a premier league spot personally.
User avatar #14 to #12 - skilgannon (12/09/2013) [-]
They need to sort out their ******* midfield, and the sooner the better.
User avatar #15 to #14 - fukkendragonite (12/09/2013) [-]
But Fellaini, he's OBVIOUSLY amazing and a replacement for Paul Scholes....
User avatar #16 to #15 - skilgannon (12/09/2013) [-]
The sarcasm is strong with you, friend
#47 to #15 - gerfox (12/10/2013) [-]
And now even he is injured, and they have to play with Cleverley and Giggs as defensive midfielders.
+17
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#52 to #31 - thempc (12/10/2013) [-]
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oh, 4chan
#72 to #31 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
i dont get it. Please explain
#38 to #31 - newdevyx (12/09/2013) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at troning intensifies ** this one's gold. "time flies when you're a faggot"
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at troning intensifies ** this one's gold. "time flies when you're a faggot"
#65 to #32 - badasszilla (12/10/2013) [-]
And I've never even tried pot. Not even once.
#64 to #32 - badasszilla (12/10/2013) [-]
I hate when that happens.
User avatar #6 - thebeerdude ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Time flies when you're a faggot.
#43 - donaldducksdick (12/09/2013) [-]
< this guy
User avatar #55 - jbgotswag (12/10/2013) [-]
my dad never and would never called me a faggot.
probably because he doesn't exist
User avatar #59 to #55 - treefox (12/10/2013) [-]
Everyone has a dad that exists. Whether he's alive or not is a different story.
#63 to #59 - badasszilla (12/10/2013) [-]
Unless you travel to another universe. One that your family tree never existed. You don't know jbgotswag. You don't know jbgotswag's life. You don't know what jbgotswag has been through. You're just a treefox.
#79 to #55 - caterpi (12/10/2013) [-]
No McDonald's for you
User avatar #28 - swagalicous (12/09/2013) [-]
Time flies when your a faggot
User avatar #19 - douevensax (12/09/2013) [-]
Dis get me evertim
#21 to #19 - nelliel (12/09/2013) [-]
its okay dimmy
its okay dimmy
+1
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User avatar #10 - crystalmethod (12/09/2013) [-]
Time flies when you're a faggot
User avatar #13 to #10 - witislimited (12/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** , you and "thebeerdude" really lack creativity, don't you? **** , both your comments appeared side by side.
User avatar #76 to #13 - crystalmethod (12/10/2013) [-]
Then thumb me down. I didn't bother reading the previous comments. No need to be a dick about it.
User avatar #87 to #76 - witislimited (12/10/2013) [-]
I was a dick about it because I hoped doing so would discourage this old **** and encourage creativity. But just calling me an asshole is apparently the best course of action.
User avatar #88 to #87 - crystalmethod (12/11/2013) [-]
You must be new to the internet, boy. People aren't fair.
User avatar #89 to #88 - witislimited (12/11/2013) [-]
I was trying to encourage creativity, not fairness- I only stuck around for the rare strokes of bloody genius, as in opposed to this copypasta, spammed every time the posts refer to homosexuality. You seem to be more interested in insulting me (boy, dick) then trying to recognize that.
User avatar #90 to #89 - crystalmethod (12/11/2013) [-]
You have to realize that you were the first to throw the punch. You insulted me first so I reacted from that. Simple.
User avatar #91 to #90 - witislimited (12/11/2013) [-]
I'd expect a reaction, no argument there. I'd just like to point out I did so with discouraging uncreative copypasta in mind.
User avatar #92 to #91 - crystalmethod (12/11/2013) [-]
Go about it a better way next time
User avatar #93 to #92 - witislimited (12/11/2013) [-]
Please specify how I could be better. I wish I was a mentalist, but I'm not, so...
User avatar #94 to #93 - crystalmethod (12/12/2013) [-]
Try not insulting someone right off the bat next time. "Holy **** , you and 'thebeerdude' really lack creativity, don't you?" That's taken rather negatively.
User avatar #95 to #94 - witislimited (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, the commissions of actions that could arguably be described as thumbwhorish are done for the sake of virtual approval, rationalized by the idea (unconscious or otherwise) "These idiots could hear the same joke a billion times and still find it funny. I'll take this opportunity to garner approval." So when I come along, notice, and disapprove, it's probably more likely to discourage repetition then finding a euphemism for thumbwhoring.
User avatar #96 to #95 - crystalmethod (12/13/2013) [-]
You put far too much thought into commenting. You won't change anything.
User avatar #97 to #96 - witislimited (12/13/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk changes. Not hugely, not mostly for the better, not quickly, and not prettily. But it does change. Besides, Funnyjunk has the best and the worst commentators. this is why I give a damn to begin with.
#7 - shadowsynergy (12/09/2013) [-]
I injected a marijuana about an hour ago. One is enough for me, It was stronger then I expected.
God I love marijuana.
And badly photo-shopped weed pictures.
User avatar #54 to #7 - sorihisis (12/10/2013) [-]
ekaterina?
User avatar #62 to #54 - shadowsynergy (12/10/2013) [-]
Who? No.
User avatar #84 to #62 - sorihisis (12/10/2013) [-]
than who?
User avatar #57 - vodoo (12/10/2013) [-]
haha smokin weed is worse than cryin tho
#71 to #57 - LeviV (12/10/2013) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
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User avatar #11 to #8 - racetothebottom (12/09/2013) [-]
yer gettin there
User avatar #36 to #8 - creepingorion (12/09/2013) [-]
Then I suppose I'm glad I stopped watching regularly at the start of s3.

I think the show's alright, just nothing to write home about.
User avatar #70 to #8 - majormoron (12/10/2013) [-]
You're ******* back. Fantastic. Good luck dude, I kinda Peter-d out.

Funny how my name describes my work ethic.
#41 to #8 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
Why don't you all brony's do us a favor and simply leave this site or at least not mention mlp again?
User avatar #56 to #8 - hourlyb (12/10/2013) [-]
Look at your ******* name. Are you even trying anymore.
#66 to #8 - thempc (12/10/2013) [-]
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#53 to #8 - thempc (12/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #8 - leafonthewind (12/09/2013) [-]
>manly
>mlp

pick one
#27 to #18 - crazyolitis (12/09/2013) [-]
>9 of december 2013
>not recognizing trolls.
#46 to #18 - rakoom (12/09/2013) [-]
He's level -342

And you figured that "gee, this guy must be legit"?
User avatar #42 to #18 - gearshift (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh, I get to choose?
User avatar #50 to #29 - nogphille (12/10/2013) [-]
lol

what a fag
#45 to #18 - anon (12/09/2013) [-]
such a fahny joke

not.
#77 to #18 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
That was the point.

You have missed the joke.
User avatar #25 to #18 - mondominiman (12/09/2013) [-]
Guess you haven't seen this then[
youtube movie="-Z7UnO66q9w"]
still pretty gay though
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