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#36 to #11 - trueraiderfan (07/31/2014) [-]
idk why but the "			******		 YOU WHAT?" made me laugh pretty hard
idk why but the " ****** YOU WHAT?" made me laugh pretty hard
User avatar #39 to #36 - roninneko (07/31/2014) [-]
It's like a child who knows they'll be in trouble owning up[ to a parent.

Child: *snif* I ****** up, /k/.

Parent: ... What did you dooooo?
#14 - thesecretbear ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Some lovely pornography
plz no ban big brother admin
User avatar #57 to #14 - cards (07/31/2014) [-]
Not really into guns, but those two are my favorite guns.
#37 to #14 - twofreegerbils ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
If you're going to post gun porn, at least make it high res..
User avatar #20 to #14 - SirMartin (07/30/2014) [-]
biggest downside with M1 garand is that ******* dinner bell sound. When the bell starting ringing you see japs banzaing
User avatar #32 to #20 - jafkdb (07/31/2014) [-]
I love that sound. The American's knew that the enemy could tell when they were out of ammo, so they would fire a couple rounds then drop empty clips on the ground, mimicking the sound. The enemy would think they were reloading and lean out to fire only to get shot in turn.
#41 to #20 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
pew pew PLING
User avatar #55 to #20 - violenthandjob (07/31/2014) [-]
Makes for a neat story but it's more myth than fact. The ping isn't very loud at all. On a busy range you would be hard pressed to hear it unless you were specifically paying attention for it. Much less yards away during a firefight.
#50 to #20 - hickoryballs (07/31/2014) [-]
There was actually a pretty cool tactic in WW2 when a garand made the ding sound and the enemy knew the soldier was out of ammo, so they attacked. So whenever a soldier finished off a clip( garand used clip not mag) and the enemy ambushed, there several american soldiers waiting for them and popped up the suprise attack them.
#47 to #20 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
upside you mean. you don't have to count your shots, you just reload when it dings
#10 - kenxtwelve (07/30/2014) [-]
It's fine, I'm sure.
User avatar #31 to #26 - kassdesu (07/31/2014) [-]
Oh god that scene always cracks me up
#49 - pimpjesus (07/31/2014) [-]
my wallpaper if anyone wants it
User avatar #1 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
Hey phanact you're gay and I remember back when you had a ******** war 3 years ago
User avatar #2 to #1 - phanact (07/30/2014) [-]
Which one dude? I've made over a quarter of a million comments
User avatar #3 to #2 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
it was against some dude that used to draw comics with brown hair or something, maybe hitcher or some other gay faggot that used to be popular
User avatar #5 to #4 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
they were stick figure-esque
User avatar #7 to #3 - Hitcher (07/30/2014) [-]
Not me...
Also I've never drawn "stick figure esque"
#8 to #3 - ohemgeezus (07/30/2014) [-]
kodylol?
User avatar #9 to #8 - phunkyzilla (07/30/2014) [-]
Yes!
#12 - liberalgodess (07/30/2014) [-]
This is getting ridiculous. No one needs such a high powered rifle just for kicks and giggles. Why haven't we banned these yet? This should be common sense, people...
This is getting ridiculous. No one needs such a high powered rifle just for kicks and giggles. Why haven't we banned these yet? This should be common sense, people...
#24 to #12 - dudeyouisnasty (07/30/2014) [-]
I bet you suck a lock of ****** cock. Go kill yourself, ****** .
User avatar #25 to #12 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I bet you'd have a different thought if someone broke into your house, knife in one hand, erection in the other, and was going after your parent or offspring. Plus theres the personal value behind firearms. Military personnel learn to live with their weapon being the most important thing in their lives when in combat, it becomes part of them. Now, when someone has to live with that mentality and just gives it to his grandson as a birthday gift, it's a pretty big ******* deal.
User avatar #28 to #25 - liberalgodess (07/31/2014) [-]
the police still have guns
User avatar #30 to #28 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
On average, it takes the police 45 minutes to arrive to a scene, 15 if you're lucky. Thats more than enough time for someone to get raped or die by a slit throat or a stabbing, or even get shot, as the only people following gun laws are the lawful. Criminals with intent would still find a way to find what they want, thats why the War on Drugs has been nothing but a tax vacuum. Plus, what's to stop a stray officer from doing whatever they damn well please if they go rogue? Dont get me wrong, Im not some pighater, some of the best people I've known are cops, but that doesn't mean there aren't those that let the power go to their heads and do what they damn well please. The second amendment is there specifically to protect you from a would-be corrupt government. The last four words in the amendment makes it sound like the founding fathers reeaally wanted to specify this little part.
#38 to #30 - roninneko (07/31/2014) [-]
Mate, you're feeding a troll. Stop. Just stop.
#34 to #12 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
nice db8 m8 i r8 an 8/8
User avatar #43 to #12 - anomorphous (07/31/2014) [-]
I admire your baiting prowess.
User avatar #52 to #43 - liberalgodess (07/31/2014) [-]
Why thank you good xir.
I say xir because I'm not sure of your preferred pronouns
#48 to #12 - removekimchi (07/31/2014) [-]
Go ahead and try it, commie!
User avatar #59 to #12 - kieranbaker (07/31/2014) [-]
someone has never fired a high powered rifle before?
User avatar #62 to #12 - thatoneiranianguy (07/31/2014) [-]
Not sure how no one picked up your username.
#17 to #12 - John Cena (07/30/2014) [-]
And no one needs to visit FunnyJunk, so we should ban that too, right?
How about forks? We can eat with knives. And, forks are sometimes used to make people fat! We should definitely ban forks!
And while we're at it, let's just ban music. Night clubs have music, and they also have drugs, so if we ban music, no one will ever do drugs! And no one needs music anyway.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ninjapieguy (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya fell for it, mate.
#19 to #12 - dangler (07/30/2014) [-]
l2b8
l2b8
#53 to #19 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
I'd say it's working quite well
#21 to #12 - mattymc (07/30/2014) [-]
>M1 CARBINE
> high-powered

pick one
User avatar #27 to #21 - liberalgodess (07/31/2014) [-]
I was thinking of the .30-06 M1 Garand... My bad
But whatever, it's still a gun that shoots lots of bullets.
#29 to #27 - mattymc (07/31/2014) [-]
the gun youre thinking of has an 8 round stripper clip, legal in ALL 50 states, it is also completely incapable of firing automatic or burst. If you're going to a) campaign against something or b) troll, get your facts straight
User avatar #40 to #29 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
It can fire full auto if jury rigged, but it damages the gun, as its not designed to handle that, and who'd want to shot 8 rounds in full auto?
User avatar #45 to #40 - charagrin (07/31/2014) [-]
Most semi-autos can be modified to fire full auto though.
User avatar #46 to #45 - PVTDickStryker (07/31/2014) [-]
I know. Maybe jury rigged wasn't the best term I could've used. But either way, it puts a greater strain on the rifle, and unless you also extend the magazine, it'll be a rather useless modification.
#51 to #46 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
Imagine the recoil in a full auto .30-06....
#13 to #12 - losers (07/30/2014) [-]
I almost took you seriously until i saw your name.
User avatar #15 to #13 - liberalgodess (07/30/2014) [-]
So you don't take me seriously because I'm a woman?
Sexist pig...
User avatar #33 to #15 - badgerbaiting (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm not taking you seriously because you misspelled Goddess and are therefore a Godless Heretic, deserving only scorn.
User avatar #67 to #42 - badgerbaiting (07/31/2014) [-]
Do not try to seduce me into you heathen ways you wanton hussy. You're cone of shame is a cone of lies.
User avatar #66 - princeofbrokensoul (07/31/2014) [-]
i remember when someone painted that gun to match a pony off that dang show
#65 - jedawg (07/31/2014) [-]
Again guys, just went through this. This stuff is unnecessary.
User avatar #63 - vanhohenheim (07/31/2014) [-]
I think I've watched Band of Brothers too much since I knew exactly where that picture was from
#56 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
#54 - John Cena (07/31/2014) [-]
my grandfather gifted me an 1886 french lebel 8mm rifle. i was more interested in getting home to admire it than i was interested in hanging out with my friends.
User avatar #44 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
/k/ not even once
User avatar #35 - Lambda (07/31/2014) [-]
If you've ever worked the action of an M1 carbine you'd completely understand.
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