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#34 - slenderwolf (07/24/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who doesn't use lube to jack off?
#46 to #34 - chromefile ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
probably not
User avatar #50 to #34 - Sterski (07/24/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #71 to #34 - iamchicken (07/24/2014) [-]
never once, used spit before but it wasn't any different.
User avatar #128 to #34 - spidahridah (07/24/2014) [-]
Why do people use lube? It doesn't really make sense to me. Do people not manage to jack off without it?
User avatar #132 to #128 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
It feels better.
User avatar #133 to #132 - spidahridah (07/24/2014) [-]
Sounds to me that'd make a mess and a pain in the ass. I hate getting my hands all sticky.
User avatar #134 to #133 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
It's really not that bad. Most people don't use actual lube, and instead use lotion. When I'm done I just wash my hands, wipe off my dick, and I'm done.
#146 to #134 - wobblewub (07/24/2014) [-]
I use cocoa butter scented vasoline     
   
and have done so for about 5 years.
I use cocoa butter scented vasoline

and have done so for about 5 years.
User avatar #147 to #146 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
That actually sounds terrific.
#149 to #147 - wobblewub (07/24/2014) [-]
it is
it is
User avatar #144 to #134 - stringfingerable ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
I never understood the use of lotion. I tried it once and dried after like 10 stokes.
User avatar #145 to #144 - newforomador (07/24/2014) [-]
The lotion you had either dries really fast, or you only used a little bit. You have to use a decent amount.
User avatar #36 to #34 - thesovereigngrave (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't use lube either. Never really had a reason to.
#77 to #34 - domny (07/24/2014) [-]
I don't, either.   
But my skin is too tight and i'll have to get circumcised.   
I worry that I'll require lube.  can someone tell me that i'm wrong pls
I don't, either.
But my skin is too tight and i'll have to get circumcised.
I worry that I'll require lube. can someone tell me that i'm wrong pls
#84 to #77 - skorchy (07/24/2014) [-]
As a circumcised male;
You won't. Your foreskin is actually very sensitive.
#82 to #77 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
you're wrong pls
#169 to #77 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Dude, don't. I suffered from phimosis, but I did manual stretching every day for about 18 days and now I can pull it back just fine. Circumsision ***** up your dick, don't do it.
#170 to #169 - domny (07/30/2014) [-]
okay, i will.


okay, i will.
User avatar #161 to #77 - lucianolp (07/24/2014) [-]
I do it fine circumcised with no lube.
User avatar #148 to #34 - marinepenguin (07/24/2014) [-]
No lube, no foreskin. You are not alone.
User avatar #61 to #34 - ieatbengay (07/24/2014) [-]
i only use it every now and again, it's adds a little variety
#110 to #34 - theafroman (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm circumcised, but I still use the skin of my penis to jerk it. It works about the same. I used to use lotion a lot, but I realized that if I ever get lucky hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it might mess something up.
User avatar #111 to #110 - Aladdin (07/24/2014) [-]
Jacking off with lotion feels much closer to actual sex than rubbing one out dry.

Unless you're a rapist, that is.
#168 to #111 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm a gentlemen rapist who uses lube.
Maybe I'm a gentlemen rapist who uses lube.
#62 to #34 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
foreskin master race
#86 to #62 - ohpee (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh..yes...
User avatar #94 to #49 - zahnrad (07/24/2014) [-]
I've seen an exact version of this in the same pose but with ponies.

I will post a link if one person asks me to.
User avatar #95 to #94 - superstephtime (07/24/2014) [-]
....oh god no do it faggot
User avatar #101 to #100 - superstephtime (07/24/2014) [-]
*Internal screaming*
#65 to #49 - Lintutu (07/24/2014) [-]
you gon get banned
you gon get banned
User avatar #157 to #65 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Is that Uncharted 3?
User avatar #164 to #157 - Lintutu (07/25/2014) [-]
resident evil 5
User avatar #158 to #157 - trailoftears (07/24/2014) [-]
No, it's Battletoads Resident Evil 5
User avatar #159 to #158 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Oh. My bad. The guy looked like a Drake who lifts
User avatar #160 to #159 - trailoftears (07/24/2014) [-]
That guy doesn't just lift, he also punches boulders and doesn't afraid of anything.
User avatar #66 to #65 - superstephtime (07/24/2014) [-]
No genitalia is in it tho'
User avatar #92 to #49 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
i wonder if her tongue got stuck
#41 - CommentLord (07/24/2014) [-]
Completely understandable
#30 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
No but really Elsa and her sister are so ******* hot... especially when they were little girls.
#2 - futaprincess (07/24/2014) [-]
We've all done it once or twice...
or sixty three times
#15 to #2 - gdikodiak (07/24/2014) [-]
**gdikodiak rolled image** i never did it actually. well, i mean, link me a good thread and i fix the thing...
User avatar #99 to #2 - buttinspecter ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Or ...34 times.
User avatar #81 to #2 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/24/2014) [-]
or 34
User avatar #4 to #2 - meanberry (07/24/2014) [-]
You mean 69 times, if you know what I mean.
User avatar #18 to #4 - fkelly (07/24/2014) [-]
fatkidpointingatcalculator.png
#31 to #18 - keeperman (07/24/2014) [-]
its all about jpg
User avatar #64 to #2 - johnnygat (07/24/2014) [-]
It's really sad that I know who made that picture and that I have it on my phone.
Shadman
User avatar #67 to #64 - futaprincess (07/24/2014) [-]
He's pretty well known, actually.
#9 to #2 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Eh I find it hard to filter through bad porn and the more popular something is the more ****** artists go for it making my fap session a nightmare

Conclusion, the overall quality of porn is better when its based off less popular titles.
User avatar #10 to #9 - futaprincess (07/24/2014) [-]
I find it easier to fap to someone/thing I'm familiar with or developed personality (real or not) than someone/thing I don't know. The less I know about who's getting ****** makes it harder it is for me to get harder.
I find it gives sessions more meaning.
#44 to #2 - Javapenguin ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
well now
User avatar #16 to #2 - christofferse (07/24/2014) [-]
Shadman
#7 to #2 - newerhinji (07/24/2014) [-]
More like 200 times

plz no ban
User avatar #68 to #7 - tiles ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
Borderline ain't flaggable anymore, as far as I know.
User avatar #163 to #7 - hopporto (07/25/2014) [-]
sauce plssss
#166 to #165 - hopporto (07/25/2014) [-]
Awe yissssss.
Awe yissssss.
User avatar #150 to #7 - hopporto (07/24/2014) [-]
Artist? or something?
User avatar #14 to #2 - matralith ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
imgur.com/fYsyW3N
Full picture for those who need it for scientific research.
#89 to #14 - ryuktg (07/24/2014) [-]
>implying there are people who don't need it
#106 to #14 - aleksandurr (07/24/2014) [-]
almost all of us know this is from shadbase.
#121 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
Would be funnier with wire coat hangars and a pregnancy test.
#152 to #121 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
oh dear
#154 to #121 - negan (07/24/2014) [-]
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#17 - bababuey (07/24/2014) [-]
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#1 - incrediblejohn ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**incrediblejohn rolled image** what i buy together
#80 - flameblaze (07/24/2014) [-]
**flameblaze rolled image** What I buy with lube.
#19 - bioxred (07/24/2014) [-]
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#3 - kibbleking ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**kibbleking rolls 54** Roll dubs and fap to r34 frozen
User avatar #151 to #3 - hopporto (07/24/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolls 70** Can I even if i dont roll dubs?
User avatar #162 to #3 - lucianolp (07/24/2014) [-]
**lucianolp rolls 32** Ima do it anyway
#28 to #3 - imbateman (07/24/2014) [-]
**imbateman rolls 11**
#29 to #28 - imbateman (07/24/2014) [-]
whelp
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**thesnarfalarker rolls 04**
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**creepyfapper rolls 12**
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#58 to #3 - drkrulerzero (07/24/2014) [-]
**drkrulerzero rolls 02**
#97 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 60** if dubs i go without jackin it for a week
#98 to #97 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
either way i win
User avatar #129 to #3 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**jeezloxxy rolls 88**
#130 to #129 - jeezloxxy ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
There goes my excuse.
User avatar #85 to #3 - CommentLord (07/24/2014) [-]
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**shlakmen rolls 88**
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**kankaro rolls 34**
#137 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29**
User avatar #119 to #3 - mynameszack (07/24/2014) [-]
**mynameszack rolls 1,412** lets give it a try
#56 to #3 - miscde (07/24/2014) [-]
**miscde rolls 47**
#112 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 64** Meh.
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#78 to #3 - notjewelry (07/24/2014) [-]
**notjewelry rolls 04**
User avatar #52 to #3 - gramernazi (07/24/2014) [-]
**gramernazi rolls 87**
User avatar #53 to #52 - gramernazi (07/24/2014) [-]
Close enough
User avatar #70 to #3 - theygotgrapedrink (07/24/2014) [-]
**theygotgrapedrink rolls 524** i'm doing it anyways
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**nozone rolls 60**
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**blasthardcheese rolls 91**
User avatar #155 to #3 - hopporto (07/24/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolls 204** Trips and it's my last fap until winter comes.
#39 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 19**
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**tjoliva rolls 63**
#38 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 24**
User avatar #127 to #3 - therockofshame ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**therockofshame rolls 742** Trips say that it will be your last fap for a fiscal year.
User avatar #153 to #127 - hopporto (07/24/2014) [-]
**hopporto rolls 018** hell i'll give it a go.
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**jagoz rolls 38**
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**tacticalbacon rolls 48**
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**primalfears rolls 62**
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**jackthestripper rolls 01**
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**epicporter rolls 04**
User avatar #109 to #3 - anatidaephilia (07/24/2014) [-]
**anatidaephilia rolls 39** Here's for ***** and giggles.
#32 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 43**

daddy needs a new pair of shoes!
User avatar #102 to #3 - tsgaming ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**tsgaming rolls 05**
User avatar #25 to #3 - trollzoll ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**trollzoll rolls 30** Well I guess there is a time and place for everything.
User avatar #26 to #25 - trollzoll ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
But that time is not today.
#90 to #3 - toohntown (07/24/2014) [-]
**toohntown rolls 79**
#91 to #90 - toohntown (07/24/2014) [-]
whatever, I'll be back in 2 minutes anyways
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**duile rolls 62**
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**reagga rolls 92**
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**hotsamrj rolls 64**
#75 to #3 - zanoman (07/24/2014) [-]
**zanoman rolls 38** do it faggot
User avatar #22 to #3 - skypatrol (07/24/2014) [-]
**skypatrol rolls 59** plebs
User avatar #72 to #3 - omninickk (07/24/2014) [-]
**omninickk rolls 86** Only one ******* guy so far has rolled dubs. Pray I don't, because anything drawn is kinda weird for me to look at.
User avatar #6 to #3 - anusholeboner (07/24/2014) [-]
**anusholeboner rolls 16**
#69 to #3 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 23**
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**ajrdts rolls 78**
User avatar #42 to #40 - ajrdts (07/24/2014) [-]
Well, that's not gonna stop me, I'm gonna do it anyway
User avatar #8 to #3 - stilch ONLINE (07/24/2014) [-]
**stilch rolls 34**
#136 to #8 - cheeky (07/24/2014) [-]
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#47 to #8 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 30**
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#59 - spidurman (07/24/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #21 - guiguito (07/24/2014) [-]
They know their **** , they do it on prupose, ******* fan service man.
#20 - anon (07/24/2014) [-]
My usual concern when I buy milk and cookies
User avatar #13 - evilanakie (07/24/2014) [-]
>not giving dog some food while drinking some soda
User avatar #27 to #13 - itsthatguyagain (07/24/2014) [-]
>Not mixing the dog food and soda together and rubbing it on your dick
#83 to #27 - Spikeydeath (07/24/2014) [-]
I do?
User avatar #5 - tsoper (07/24/2014) [-]
id buy lighter fluid, chain cuffs, pocket knife, and condoms
#63 - cactusphalus (07/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #135 to #63 - abomii (07/24/2014) [-]
Does anyone can recap this gif with ''you can **** me anywhere'' ?
#142 to #135 - alucaard (07/24/2014) [-]
You welcome
You welcome
User avatar #143 to #142 - abomii (07/24/2014) [-]
thanks, I found it down below. scrolling is power.
#96 to #63 - dringer (07/24/2014) [-]
Nope, i aint biting 			****
Nope, i aint biting ****
User avatar #120 - huskygunner (07/24/2014) [-]
To someone who shops on amazon, this makes perfect sense. Unless he is totally just lying and is planning a fap-fest to this movie.
#113 - selfdenyingbeggar (07/24/2014) [-]
He's gonna sit in the box while he masturbates and watches Frozen? Weird who does that?

I fap on my bed.
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