just beat it.. Get out of my crank zone dude.. when you heatin it and you hear the from dam imam. I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the masturbation Chamber
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#166 to #3 - demcomments (01/09/2014) [-]
**demcomments rolled a random image posted in comment #4641905 at Click an item and pick it up **

The **** was that?
"Puts dick away"
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#1 - Rascal (01/08/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #7370525 posted by desacabose at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
mrw
User avatar #91 to #1 - edemylove **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
Does anybody have the full comic?
#115 - manirock (01/09/2014) [-]
>Rewind eight years, age 14   
>Just started watching porn   
>Only computer is in the living room   
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank   
>Doors in front of me are see-through    
>Stairs are on other side of front door   
>Entire family sleeps upstairs   
>1:00 AM   
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM   
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids   
>I still had much left to learn   
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings   
>See feet on the top step of stairs   
>Oh 			****		 oh 			****		 oh 			****		   
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers   
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser   
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two   
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as 			****		 so I can't tell what they're saying   
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer    
>no no no no no no no no   
>Dad opens drawer   
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling    
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against   
>Closes drawer    
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
>Rewind eight years, age 14
>Just started watching porn
>Only computer is in the living room
>Doors in front of me, at each side, and at my flank
>Doors in front of me are see-through
>Stairs are on other side of front door
>Entire family sleeps upstairs
>1:00 AM
>Parents and brother went to bed at 10:00 PM
>Strip naked and start whackin' it to some low quality porn vids
>I still had much left to learn
>Wore headphones like a dumbass, can't hear my surroundings
>See feet on the top step of stairs
>Oh **** oh **** oh ****
>Computer sits on top of a dresser with two large drawers
>Quickly turn off monitor and cram myself and my clothes into dresser
>Can hear one set of footsteps, then two
>Hear noises but the drawers are thick as **** so I can't tell what they're saying
>Footsteps start heading towards my drawer
>no no no no no no no no
>Dad opens drawer
>Sees his fully naked son wide-eyed and trembling
>Lets out a sigh and grabs a folder I was pressed up against
>Closes drawer
>Never tells my mom or brings it up again but calls me "spanky" for two years
#124 to #115 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
I never get people who strip down completely to masturbate
User avatar #129 to #124 - StickyTissueLoLz (01/09/2014) [-]
I just pull the bottom of my boxers aside and have at it.
#151 to #124 - protectorofwings (01/09/2014) [-]
it just feels better that way(IMO)
#93 - batigol (01/09/2014) [-]
(heavy breathing)
(heavy breathing)
User avatar #133 to #93 - exclamation (01/09/2014) [-]
BREATHING INTENSIFIES

please don't kill me
#128 to #93 - kinginyellow ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#110 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #281 at Pizza Delivery Problems ** this is mfw I hear the front door
#135 - RedHulk (01/09/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Crushes ** Mfw i get caught watching kinky porn.
User avatar #160 to #135 - raigen (01/09/2014) [-]
So relevant it's scary.
#210 to #160 - RedHulk (01/15/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Absolutely disgusting ** I don't get it.
User avatar #211 to #210 - raigen (01/16/2014) [-]
Relevant again!
#212 to #211 - RedHulk (01/16/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #852230 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** MONKEY WHORE!
#12 - crazyolitis (01/08/2014) [-]
I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the NSA judging me for my tastes in porn. They are not kind.   
   
Also, sometimes I put in my headphones and listen to it on high volume. Gives an extra shot of adrenaline.
I am aware of every sound in the vicinity. I can hear the people breathing in the living room, I can hear the rats having sex in the sewers, I can even hear the NSA judging me for my tastes in porn. They are not kind.

Also, sometimes I put in my headphones and listen to it on high volume. Gives an extra shot of adrenaline.
#123 - slikmonkey ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
mfw when caught.
mfw when caught.
#90 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
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#199 to #198 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 7** episode 2 huh?
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#201 to #200 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at He Does Exist.... ** here it is
**kaboomz rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at He Does Exist.... ** here it is
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User avatar #204 to #203 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolled a random comment #28 posted by tyroneisanigger at well, do ya? ** :
Downloading movies via utorrent you have the option to stream.


huehuehue
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User avatar #206 to #205 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 777** im going to bed

heres some goodnight trips

cya tommorrow reaper
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#208 to #207 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
cap it and post it if you want

cya tommorrow
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#119 to #117 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
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**kaboomz rolls 058,477,252** REAPER
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User avatar #170 to #122 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 482,639,593** i got banned for a bit huaehuaeh
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#172 to #171 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
i kinda made fun of addy and alot of people did the same

so he banned us all
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User avatar #174 to #173 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
he was actually pretty cool

hes changing

www.funnyjunk.com/well+fuck/text/4966881/
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User avatar #178 to #177 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 55** behold

the dubz!
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User avatar #180 to #179 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 727** ah so you want trips?
User avatar #181 to #180 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 6** forgot the 5
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User avatar #184 to #183 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 0,481** quads it is
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#186 to #185 - kaboomz (01/09/2014) [-]
**kaboomz rolls 028,348**
#145 - garentei (01/09/2014) [-]
I have developed a superhuman sense that lets me know whenever there are humans within a 10 meter radius from my laptop even if I have my headphones on all volume watching porn, I have never been caught and will never be caught alive, for I am the master baiter
#161 to #145 - hentaiacc (01/09/2014) [-]
That was the most awesome thing i read on funnyjunk yet.
That was the most awesome thing i read on funnyjunk yet.
User avatar #164 to #145 - stricklandpropane (01/09/2014) [-]
Looks like we developed the same ability.
#125 - ozkarmak (01/09/2014) [-]
**ozkarmak rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Daddy needs to get back to work ** mfw I´m alone
**ozkarmak rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Daddy needs to get back to work ** mfw I´m alone
#97 - royrogersmcfreely (01/09/2014) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #386114 at Friendly ** when im beatin it and the front door opens
#157 to #97 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
it would be a post from friendly lol
#120 to #98 - arnolddusk (01/09/2014) [-]
**arnolddusk rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at do yer god durn job ** THIS SODA IS WARM
#96 - sonofpsychodad (01/09/2014) [-]
**sonofpsychodad rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Description (O.C) ** my face when this happens.
#118 - olesc (01/09/2014) [-]
**olesc rolled a random image posted in comment #7290919 at Safe For Work Random Board ** When they open then door to my room
#100 - Jameshaich (01/09/2014) [-]
> Be jackin it
> Hear car door outside
> Brother
> With my cock up and my boxers down, i stand up and try to pull them up
> fumble
> Dive infront of door
> Pull up boxers
> Let him in. Doesn't suspect a thing
> Porn still on computer
mfw
#113 - tyroneisanigger (01/09/2014) [-]
Yfw they open your door and you make direct eye contact and you don't stop.
Yfw they open your door and you make direct eye contact and you don't stop.
#87 - iheartjackiechan (01/09/2014) [-]
When you live alone
#80 - mvtjets ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
"That wasn't a fart"
#73 - hudge (01/09/2014) [-]
And then you remember that you live by yourself.
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