johnny depp. is amazing. If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for goo years, but I would e
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If someone were to harm
my family or a friend or
somebody I love, I would
eat them. I might end up
in jail for goo years, but I
would eat them.
Johnny Depp
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User avatar #80 - noblekira (10/04/2013) [-]
I would stick them in an elevator with a faulty light, a camera and an epeleptic and watch the epeleptic flale them to death - me
#78 - mizzdepp ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
I'm a huge fan of the man and he has been a huge inspiretion for me the last 10 years of my life. I have met him three times at various premieres and he is the sweetest and down to earth person I have met. Of course there was not much time, but just the fact that he can keep his head cool with 1000 of screaming fans, and the fact that he spends at least an hour to talk to all his fans.   
   
oh.. and he is incredibly hot.
I'm a huge fan of the man and he has been a huge inspiretion for me the last 10 years of my life. I have met him three times at various premieres and he is the sweetest and down to earth person I have met. Of course there was not much time, but just the fact that he can keep his head cool with 1000 of screaming fans, and the fact that he spends at least an hour to talk to all his fans.

oh.. and he is incredibly hot.
#62 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
Though I do not condone to unnecessary violence, I think some would have to agree that they would commit hours of unimaginable mental/physical torture to someone willing to take the ones we love for selfish gain. Karma is a bitch.

#81 to #62 - tyraxio (10/04/2013) [-]
And what movie is this? I will turn to watch it during the weekend if it's as good as you guys say.
User avatar #96 to #81 - youreminenow (10/11/2013) [-]
It's called Insidious.
User avatar #92 to #81 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
If it's hyped in any way it kinda sucks, and it's one of those movies that starts out good and then gets kind of stupid towards the ending cause of the cheesy storyline. but it's called Insidious.
User avatar #64 to #62 - youreminenow (10/04/2013) [-]
That was always and will always be the scariest part in a new-generation horror movie I will ever see.
User avatar #76 to #64 - drooms (10/04/2013) [-]
Darth Maul?
User avatar #66 to #64 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
I have agree, this is one of few movies in my life that related to childhood dreams/nightmares, especially that ******* face. I know that millions of children have seen it 100 times. ugh.. lol
#61 - jrsdragon ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
When did Johnny Depp become Johnny DEEP?
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User avatar #55 - capslockrage (10/04/2013) [-]
Is it just me or do any of you get annoyed when people make empty threats towards the possibility of someone hurting their loved ones?

I mean, it's usually the people that you should be the least afraid of that say it, are they trying to act tough or just trying to show their loved ones that they love them?
User avatar #67 to #55 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
nah, i think the power of love you have for your loved ones exceed expectations.. im not a fighter but if someone hurt my mum i would fight to my death to get revenge
#58 to #55 - dedaluminus (10/04/2013) [-]
The people you should be least afraid of are the people you should be most afraid of. The most prolific serial killer in the world, Luis Garavito, drifted from town to town, appearing to be a weak, harmless drunk. But somehow despite being drunk all the time he managed to rape, kill, and bury 114 (confirmed so far) to over 300 (suspected from maps he drew) small boys. (He got a sentence of 22.1 years in prison, by the way. He'll be out in 2021. Hooray South American justice!) Ted Bundy, maybe America's most famous serial killer and necrophile, was a well-liked, charming law student on the path to success.

The most dangerous people are by definition the people you suspect the least, because you're not on your guard. Johnny Depp looks like a harmless eccentric, but I bet you he'd cold ****** a ************ with the right motivation. And then eat him. And you know what? Sales of all his movies would skyrocket, because everything gets more interesting when you think of him as a cannibal. Especially the new Willy Wonka movie.
User avatar #95 to #58 - capslockrage (10/05/2013) [-]
serial killers are not scary, they usually kill weaker victims.
User avatar #65 to #58 - lolzordz (10/04/2013) [-]
raping little boys is not exactly considered tough
User avatar #63 to #58 - harrisonfordor (10/04/2013) [-]
The least ********** can be the most dangerous. Not because they're insane, but because they were pushed too far no matter how hard/long they resisted.
User avatar #52 - grimagination (10/04/2013) [-]
He's been spending too much time with tim burton
not complaining
User avatar #56 to #52 - herecomesjohnny (10/04/2013) [-]
i think he should stop spending time with those cannibals in the Caribbean
User avatar #48 - corso ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
There's no law against cannibalism in the U.S.
#68 to #48 - creepyunclebob (10/04/2013) [-]
I think there are laws against mistreating corpses, though. For example by stealing bits of them and converting them into **** .
User avatar #53 to #48 - capslockrage (10/04/2013) [-]
There is if they're not willing and alive.
User avatar #49 to #48 - daentraya (10/04/2013) [-]
But there's one for ****** . So you don't get extra time for eating the body?
#73 to #44 - xkeiko (10/04/2013) [-]
Who would do that?
User avatar #94 to #73 - thegamerslife (10/04/2013) [-]
NYC cops who plan on eatting them later. < google that **** , it's real!!
User avatar #43 - wacemindu (10/04/2013) [-]
eat them in england and you'll only get 2 years
User avatar #50 to #43 - tehlulzbringer (10/04/2013) [-]
eat them in america and you'll get 0 years for being a celebrity
User avatar #70 to #50 - wacemindu (10/04/2013) [-]
Eat them in Canada and you'll get a slap on the wrist and made to write a letter of apology.... because prison's not nice Eh!!
#35 - lunacy (10/04/2013) [-]
Actors who actually ARE their characters
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User avatar #45 to #35 - Blitzken (10/04/2013) [-]
The secret window would have been a better pic for your comment, he buries a body and plants corn over the body
#34 - thelastelephant (10/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a man who keeps the hearts of those they hate.
User avatar #33 - bushingenna (10/04/2013) [-]
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#32 - loper (10/04/2013) [-]
He would eat his family and his friends just because someone harmed them? Wow. That's pretty harsh...
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#31 - hentaisweetie (10/04/2013) [-]
Female Johnny Depp fans rejoice!
Female Johnny Depp fans rejoice!
#29 - ButtonFly ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
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