its funny because you're a virgin. . What would sex with an like? From a purely roleplaying aspect, ofcourse. Not much different hem sex with a human woman of t
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its funny because you're a virgin

What would sex with an like?
From a purely roleplaying aspect, ofcourse.
Not much different hem sex with a human woman of the same build.
And how would that feel, exactly?
Ll Anonymous (/ 14( Thu) 01: 28: 05 F
I wouldnt know.
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#5 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
the difference is you can hold onto her ears and make motorcycle noises
#1 - diedede (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Elves are so light that they don't sink on snow, so I think it would be really easy to fuck her.   
   
<---Kind like this.
Elves are so light that they don't sink on snow, so I think it would be really easy to fuck her.

<---Kind like this.
#6 - biebergotswag (06/30/2014) [+] (8 replies)
lol, losers
lol, losers
#7 to #6 - menqudoneix ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
something tells me that you've been doing this so long, you can't even be bothered to put effort into trolling anymore. I mean come on. That was pathetic, and you know it.
#12 - ashedust (06/30/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Buy a fleshlight if you really are so desperate to know what sex feels like. You'll get a rough idea.
#23 to #22 - savirleo (06/30/2014) [-]
already have it
#24 - Orc (06/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
**Orc rolled image** MFW I have never fucked a girl.
#3 - tazze (06/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
OH LAWD, Kamidori content (sort of), this is a good day
#11 - anonymous (06/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
In a lot of fictional interpretations, elf pussy is smaller and tighter compared to a human of the same build, which is fairly consistent with the idea that elves are long lived but barely fertile. Specifically, it's consistent that the elf males would have tiny dicks and females have pussies to match.
User avatar #14 to #11 - sketchE (06/30/2014) [-]
so elfs are asian?
User avatar #60 - ponchosdm ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (5 replies)
meh, 25 year old virgin and still do not care about it
User avatar #74 to #60 - katarinaismywaifu (07/01/2014) [-]
5 more until you become a wizard
#28 - bluemagebrilly (06/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
That picture looks like the 'girl' from Maria Holic or whatever it's called.

It's a trap!
#30 - gtocforyou ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - greyshirt (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Fucking fantasy-hippies. I've never felt like more of a bigot than when I'm playing an rpg and this snooty treehugging elf pops up and starts giving me sass about how humans are shitty people. Dwarves are usually such bros too.
#111 - cazabrow ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
&gt;Implying they'd ever get through Angel Halo.
>Implying they'd ever get through Angel Halo.
#103 - Nekatroz (07/01/2014) [-]
The single moment of sudden awareness of absolute ignorance.
The single moment of sudden awareness of absolute ignorance.
#75 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Like he said, it depends on the build. Is she Tank or Healer? Then ditch her and re-que because you've got shit to do.
#32 - gtocforyou ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
#69 - yuukoku (07/01/2014) [-]
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#59 - romeosdistress (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
...when I first read this I thought it said sex with an eel...   
   
I've been up too long...
...when I first read this I thought it said sex with an eel...

I've been up too long...
User avatar #53 - gustaforce (07/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
does anyone know what the screencap in the post is?
User avatar #91 to #53 - LazierThanThou (07/01/2014) [-]
Kamidori Alchemy Meister. It's a really fun strategy RPG with sex elements to it. It's really long, too. You can get it at that bay of pirates or whatever.

zxmongoose would like to know this as well.
#44 - lazycloud (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**lazycloud rolled image** Mfw I'll always be a virgin.
#67 to #44 - Toshiro (07/01/2014) [-]
**Toshiro rolled image**
Mfw you're still a virgin
#31 - gtocforyou ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
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