its funny because you're a virgin. . What would sex with an like? From a purely roleplaying aspect, ofcourse. Not much different hem sex with a human woman of t 4Chan TG screencap story Storytime
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its funny because you're a virgin

What would sex with an like?
From a purely roleplaying aspect, ofcourse.
Not much different hem sex with a human woman of the same build.
And how would that feel, exactly?
Ll Anonymous (/ 14( Thu) 01: 28: 05 F
I wouldnt know.
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#5 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
the difference is you can hold onto her ears and make motorcycle noises
User avatar #113 to #5 - wallbuilder (07/01/2014) [-]
It provides better steering for your pod racer.
User avatar #19 to #5 - zombiesnipertwo (06/30/2014) [-]
you can do that with humans too
just need to pull harder
#101 to #19 - hokeymon ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Yeah, pull harder.
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#1 - diedede (06/30/2014) [-]
Elves are so light that they don't sink on snow, so I think it would be really easy to 			****		 her.   
   
<---Kind like this.
Elves are so light that they don't sink on snow, so I think it would be really easy to **** her.

<---Kind like this.
#2 to #1 - anon (06/30/2014) [-]
No, you thrust once and they bounce away into the sunset.
User avatar #4 to #1 - fargfive (06/30/2014) [-]
When you finish, they go flying away like a bottle rocket.
#3 - tazze (06/30/2014) [-]
OH LAWD, Kamidori content (sort of), this is a good day
User avatar #41 to #3 - munchyman ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
could i get some info on this, it looks interesting.
User avatar #45 to #41 - doldis ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Kamidori Alchemy Meister, Its available to download from Erogedownload, and is the best Visual Novel and Turn Based Strategy hybrid game I've ever played.
#48 to #45 - munchyman ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
spank you greenwall
User avatar #49 to #48 - doldis ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Greenwall?
User avatar #51 to #49 - munchyman ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Spank you very much - Ace Ventura
User avatar #9 to #3 - yukicherry (06/30/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have noticed that if you had not pointed it out.

Aht is best girl.
User avatar #10 to #9 - tazze (06/30/2014) [-]
to be honest I can't decide between Aht, Kohakuren and Sharty
User avatar #13 to #10 - Capit (06/30/2014) [-]
It's gotta be Aht, I die a little inside whenever she gets incapped due to the noise she makes
User avatar #26 to #13 - snakephallus (06/30/2014) [-]
Kohakuren all the way.
#28 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
That picture looks like the 'girl' from Maria Holic or whatever it's called.

It's a trap!
User avatar #46 to #28 - doldis ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Like tazze mentioned in post nr 3, she is from Kamidori Alchemy Meister, and is called Servalwi Endoss (nicknamed Serawi).
#24 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** MFW I have never ****** a girl.
#102 to #24 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Well that's a rather good reason.
#29 to #24 - dangler ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
God be by ye
#124 to #29 - Orc (07/01/2014) [-]
Why?
#111 - cazabrow (07/01/2014) [-]
&gt;Implying they'd ever get through Angel Halo.
>Implying they'd ever get through Angel Halo.
User avatar #114 to #111 - betars (07/01/2014) [-]
Losing is for pussies.
#121 to #114 - baim (07/01/2014) [-]
exactly
exactly
#103 - Nekatroz (07/01/2014) [-]
The single moment of sudden awareness of absolute ignorance.
The single moment of sudden awareness of absolute ignorance.
#75 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Like he said, it depends on the build. Is she Tank or Healer? Then ditch her and re-que because you've got **** to do.
User avatar #77 to #75 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
the pic in the content, the girl is an Archer/healer.
#78 to #77 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
******* OP Druid it sounds like. Kick her anyway because she's probably a scrub and just bought those boobs.
User avatar #79 to #78 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
She's **** at archer and you get a better healer in NG+

The only reason to use her is she's one of the three main girls in the game and many of the maps in the game require you to bring them all.
#81 to #79 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Whoever made this game ******* sucks and they should patch it. Why can't I solo these things like I used to back in the day?!
User avatar #82 to #81 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
once you get MC high enough, you pretty much can just rek everything by yourself

It is actually a very good VN/Game and you should try it.
#83 to #82 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. Is this still about real life or are we talking about WoW because I haven't played that for years.
User avatar #84 to #83 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
>the pic in the content

That girl is from a Visual Novel/Game called Kamidori. It's a Strategy RPG with sex scenes
#85 to #84 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Oh... Well, if you excuse me, I'm going to go play a game I just learned right quick.
User avatar #86 to #85 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
protip: it's a rather long game.
protip: the first sex scene is a decent length of time in
protip: if you play it, go for the swordswoman's route, she's best girl.
#87 to #86 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
>swordwoman route
>I'm a master of my sword myself so I have a lot in common with her.
#88 to #87 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
< what she looks like
#90 to #88 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Would you look at that needless belly exposure? God, I love the Japanese.
User avatar #95 to #90 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
also, in battle she excels at evading and critical hitting, so it fits
#94 to #93 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Game devs me like, "it adds so much to your armor class."
User avatar #96 to #94 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
btw, all female characters have a full Voice Over.
#97 to #96 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
Download faster you damn torrent!
User avatar #98 to #97 - mindsculptorjace (07/01/2014) [-]
want me to link you the wiki so you can get familiar with the game mechanics while you wait?
#118 to #98 - mrmamric (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd much rather a virgin experience, thank you though.
#69 - yuukoku (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #17 - greyshirt (06/30/2014) [-]
******* fantasy-hippies. I've never felt like more of a bigot than when I'm playing an rpg and this snooty treehugging elf pops up and starts giving me sass about how humans are ****** people. Dwarves are usually such bros too.
User avatar #71 to #17 - norkas (07/01/2014) [-]
Dwarves are awesome.
User avatar #18 to #17 - psykobear (06/30/2014) [-]
My best bro in DnD was a British guy who played a dwarf. He had to leave due to a time conflict, though...
#59 - romeosdistress (07/01/2014) [-]
...when I first read this I thought it said sex with an eel...   
   
I've been up too long...
...when I first read this I thought it said sex with an eel...

I've been up too long...
User avatar #68 to #59 - vgmddg (07/01/2014) [-]
rulethirtyfourpost , do your thing.
#80 to #68 - thempc ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #89 to #59 - schneidend (07/01/2014) [-]
So you'll...be in your bunk?
#107 to #89 - romeosdistress (07/01/2014) [-]
Possibly.
Possibly.
#31 - gtocforyou (07/01/2014) [-]
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#6 - biebergotswag (06/30/2014) [-]
lol, losers
lol, losers
#20 to #6 - jotsn (06/30/2014) [-]
mfw troll has colored text and then theres me
User avatar #40 to #20 - dehnoobshow (07/01/2014) [-]
That's because
>Colored text means +500 thumbs on one comment or +1000 on one content.
>Thumbs on on troll account means failtroll
>FJ believes it just ruined a troll
I have to agree with some trolls, sometimes, FJ really is just a bunch of retards.
But you're my retards and I love you.
User avatar #112 to #20 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [-]
some guy thumbed him up and stickied him, because "hurr durr le irony". then he got 800 thumbs.
#15 to #6 - shabadaka (06/30/2014) [-]
>Mocking people for being virgins
>On FJ
#7 to #6 - menqudoneix (06/30/2014) [-]
something tells me that you've been doing this so long, you can't even be bothered to put effort into trolling anymore. I mean come on. That was pathetic, and you know it.
#39 to #7 - kingpongthedon (07/01/2014) [-]
Still got a response with minimal effort. I'd say he knows what he's doing.
#8 to #7 - halathehuntress (06/30/2014) [-]
**halathehuntress rolled image** Funny thing is I've seen this guy posting everywhere. I honestly don't know if he's trolling . . . but then again I could be completely wrong. People are getting lazy.
#104 to #7 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
So is replying to trolls ***** .
#106 - fourchinsbrah (07/01/2014) [-]
******		 weabs...
****** weabs...
User avatar #110 to #106 - sociocat (07/01/2014) [-]
honest question what is a "weab" or is it short for simthing?
User avatar #120 to #110 - murphyslawtesties (07/01/2014) [-]
A weabo is a person, usually male that has a maddive fascination with all things japanese anime, moslty hentai
User avatar #60 - ponchosdm (07/01/2014) [-]
meh, 25 year old virgin and still do not care about it
#64 to #60 - leonicz (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #66 to #64 - ponchosdm (07/01/2014) [-]
great movie
User avatar #116 to #66 - PVTDickStryker (07/01/2014) [-]
If you like **** .
#73 to #64 - bigboyblue ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #74 to #60 - katarinaismywaifu (07/01/2014) [-]
5 more until you become a wizard
#33 - gtocforyou (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #33 - jaegarbombastic (07/01/2014) [-]
It was glorious.
#12 - ashedust (06/30/2014) [-]
Buy a fleshlight if you really are so desperate to know what sex feels like. You'll get a rough idea.
User avatar #21 to #12 - savirleo ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
from what I heard, take some veal, microwave it, then **** it. It's the closest you get to the feel of an actual vagina
User avatar #22 to #21 - ashedust (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I'm sure if you google it, there are a dozen How To: Make Your Own Fleshlight guides.
#23 to #22 - savirleo ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
already have it
#38 to #23 - mountaintroll (07/01/2014) [-]
I have my stick, now what?
#63 to #38 - GEARBOY ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
#25 to #23 - yisumad (06/30/2014) [-]
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#52 to #23 - jackknapp (07/01/2014) [-]
7 favorites.   
Yall are way too 			*******		 desperate.
7 favorites.
Yall are way too ******* desperate.
User avatar #56 to #23 - cunilinguist (07/01/2014) [-]
Tried this and it doesn't work...
It just kinda fell apart and crumbled all over the place when I got it out of the cup.
Did it 4 times. I kept trying thinking I did something wrong. I was determined to stick my dick in that corn starch pussy, but to no avail.
#70 to #56 - anon (07/01/2014) [-]
Tried it before too. It was a decent consistency and didn't fall apart immediately, but only moments after beginning to use it, it began to rip, crumble, and break into pieces. Which led me to try to hold it together the best I could until I could blow my load.
#76 to #70 - cunilinguist (07/01/2014) [-]
Dude, I know, I was doing the same thing.   
mfw
Dude, I know, I was doing the same thing.
mfw
#115 to #23 - factori (07/01/2014) [-]
Not too deep tho
User avatar #109 to #23 - profkitty ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I just realised at the end he stuck it inside the homemade fleshlight.
User avatar #27 to #23 - thewalruss (06/30/2014) [-]
Isn't it too cold????
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