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#3624219 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
ok, whoever makes me laugh the most gets a prize


one chance per person
#3624301 to #3624219 - Sorkiri ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
A man goes into a toilet shop to get himself a new toilet. He asked the shopkeeper for a new toilet. "Well, we have three. The wooden toilet, the brick toilet and the singing toilet."
The man decides to buy the wooden toilet. He comes back one week later with the wooden toilet, asking for a refund. "What's wrong with the wooden toilet?" the shopkeeper asked. "It was fine until mildew started growing on it and when I shit they started growing on my ass."
The shopkeeper let the man choose another one. "I'll try the brick toilet." He comes back one week later with the brick toilet, asking for a refund. "What's wrong with the brick toilet?" the shopkeeper asked. "The bricks scratched my ass when I sat down." "Why don't you try our new singing toilet. I'm sure it has no problems." the shopkeeper said.
"Okay, I'll take it." One week later the guy came back, asking for a refund. "Why, what's wrong with it?" the shopkeeper asked him. "The problem is, every time I sit to shit, the toilet starts singing the national anthem, so I had to stand up." Old joke i heard, just googled it and copy/pasted.
#3624260 to #3624219 - Sorkiri ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3698599/Im+The+Juggernaut+Bitch/ im retarded so thats the best i can do lol (dont even know how to post pics/ gifs...)
#3624276 to #3624260 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
you can tell jokes too
#3624257 to #3624219 - whitehawk
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#3624248 to #3624219 - billythefridge
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Look at my name.
#3624254 to #3624248 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
now back at me, 0/10
#3624240 to #3624219 - iudicium **User deleted account**
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#3624245 to #3624240 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
only your first entry counts, it was 1/10
#3624252 to #3624245 - iudicium **User deleted account**
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#3624261 to #3624252 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i don't like pokemon humor....especiall based of the amount there is
#3624238 to #3624219 - retardizard
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(04/28/2013) [-]
one of my faves :-)
one of my faves :-)
#3624237 to #3624219 - iudicium **User deleted account**
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#3624235 to #3624219 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account**
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(04/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#3624249 to #3624235 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
seen in newest uploads too much
#3624253 to #3624249 - minecraftbrony **User deleted account**
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(04/28/2013) [-]
<3
#3624229 to #3624219 - iudicium **User deleted account**
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#3624228 to #3624219 - wethepixel
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No.
#3624226 to #3624219 - MrMysteriousMagic
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#3624233 to #3624225 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
2/10
#3624222 to #3624219 - repugnantpug
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(04/28/2013) [-]
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
#3624224 to #3624222 - bloodeyes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
3/10