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User avatar #5113730 - retrochris (04/14/2015) [-]
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Update 4/14/15 (as soon as addy launches it):
-100 lottery of fortune tickets or 100 Lottery tickets combined will get you a new ticket.
-For something indescribable, combine: Demonic Pony Bones1*,Inverted Pony Abomination1*,Pony Abomination1,Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Jeweled Fabulous Pony Abomination1*,Fried Chicken Egg250,Napalm Pony Pet5,Pony Figurine1*,Pony Piss Beer100,Shot Of Pony Blood100,Shot Of Pony Snot100,Glass Of Pony Semen100 (*=not getting destroyed)
-New statue dropping, you will notice ande what you have to do.
-1 Extremely Rare and Popular Item will drop
-2new very popular One stacks. Guaranteed.
-I set Luck tickets to start dropping now.... no scedule but finally they get avaliable :/
FJ alien contest #6 ---> www.funnyjunk.com/items/5113376#5113376
-Korean Checks will drop more frequently and stolen admin chest wille combinable with loads and loads and loads of stuff inside.
-New chest/key drops, but you have to go fast for this one c:

User avatar #5111928 - retrochris (03/26/2015) [-]
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www.funnyjunk.com/Make+your+art+part+of+the+fj+items+game/funny-pictures/5495913/
Leave comments there if you want to. And please support this for the sake of this game we play. Thank you
User avatar #5115315 - genericnickname (2 hours ago) [-]
Do people still come here.

I'm surprised.
User avatar #5115314 - closingcubez (2 hours ago) [-]
buying a four way
User avatar #5115313 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying
Milk
Yummy Apples
Chocolate Chips
Pumpkins
Tomatoes
Bananas
Strawberries
Pony Poop
Gears
Demonic/Angelic Badges
#5115284 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
fuck madzino and therealfell. i come back from finishing the campaign of DOA 5 and they fucking make me cry.
fuck you guys.
User avatar #5115285 to #5115284 - madzino ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
awww.. i am sorry .. you are the man !!!! your the hottest faggot here and i hope you and adplum make sweet love tonight!
User avatar #5115291 to #5115286 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
I will
#5115293 to #5115291 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
thanks. ill mail myself to your house so you can do it.
User avatar #5115294 to #5115293 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
actually, I'll let jorge do it
mail yourself to canada so he can
#5115295 to #5115294 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
fuck that. i'd rather drink moose diarrhea
User avatar #5115296 to #5115295 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
that's a delicacy in canada
maybe if you're nice, jorge will share his
#5115297 to #5115296 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
kill me now please.
User avatar #5115298 to #5115297 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
only after you've drank all your moose diarrhea you ungrateful little shit
#5115299 to #5115298 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
no fuck off. ill slit your throat and skeet down the opening if you keep talking to me like that.
User avatar #5115300 to #5115299 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
madzino control your child
#5115303 to #5115300 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
child please. that makes you a pedophile then.
User avatar #5115301 to #5115300 - madzino ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
he needs his daily dose of adplum's sweet lovin'. I can't do anything sorry.
User avatar #5115302 to #5115301 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
didn't you hear, they broke up
this is why he's such a cunt today
User avatar #5115304 to #5115302 - caucasianblackbear (4 hours ago) [-]
> 2015
> Implying he isn't a cunt everyday
#5115308 to #5115304 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
lol
do u even know me
User avatar #5115305 to #5115304 - slashtrey (4 hours ago) [-]
hey what are you collecting you have hundreds of dupes of items that would be uniques for me
User avatar #5115306 to #5115305 - caucasianblackbear (4 hours ago) [-]
At the moment, pretty much just need like 15 more demigod scrolls.
User avatar #5115307 to #5115306 - slashtrey (4 hours ago) [-]
i have 9 i can trade you but is that really all you need cause you have items i like

either way can you send me some stuff / something for the scrolls
User avatar #5115309 to #5115307 - caucasianblackbear (4 hours ago) [-]
Which dupes do I have that you are looking for in particular?
User avatar #5115310 to #5115309 - slashtrey (3 hours ago) [-]
well theres some weed as far as high end stuff and then tons of random stuff like chocolate items and stuff that i just dont have
User avatar #5115311 to #5115310 - caucasianblackbear (3 hours ago) [-]
I'd do eight demigod scrolls for one of the weed dupes. Your choice of weed.
#5115282 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
these girls here are bitches
User avatar #5115279 - lyraheartstrings (4 hours ago) [-]
Daily reminder therealfell sux
#5115283 to #5115279 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
shut up. did you gf dump you again
#5115288 to #5115287 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
did you sex her first
User avatar #5115289 to #5115288 - lyraheartstrings (4 hours ago) [-]
Yeah but it doesn't matter
#5115292 to #5115289 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
it does when i am involved. next time threeway.
User avatar #5115290 to #5115281 - lyraheartstrings (4 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, have a good night
User avatar #5115261 - madzino ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
honky i heard you were missing me...
#5115272 to #5115261 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
i want your ranch filled vagina
User avatar #5115273 to #5115272 - madzino ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
never in a million years am I going to give my awesome vajayjay to your bent willy.
#5115274 to #5115273 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
you will
one day
i will ravage that ranchy vag and take my mango back
User avatar #5115275 to #5115274 - madzino ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
ravage ? lel .. i am pretty sure i will not feel anything.
User avatar #5115278 to #5115275 - therealfell (4 hours ago) [-]
I know one thing you'll feel
disgust
User avatar #5115280 to #5115278 - madzino ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
That i feel just looking at his face.
#5115277 to #5115275 - hongkongdingdong (4 hours ago) [-]
you will feel the thunder of my german banger
User avatar #5115264 to #5115261 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
hongkongdingdong look! now you can stop crying!
User avatar #5115265 to #5115264 - madzino ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
that is impossible. He can never stop crying.
User avatar #5115268 to #5115265 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
there's a short period of time each day in which he does stop crying, when he's counting his butt mango hoard
User avatar #5115270 to #5115268 - madzino ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]
he still collecting peaches? Gawd that faggot is still not over asses.
User avatar #5115271 to #5115270 - slashtrey (5 hours ago) [-]
what are you collecting i like some of your items
User avatar #5115269 to #5115268 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
(which we both know are peaches)
User avatar #5115257 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
samlake I require any ornament gamblers you may have
User avatar #5115258 to #5115257 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
slashtrey I'm doing them for people, not buying
User avatar #5115259 to #5115258 - slashtrey (5 hours ago) [-]
oh can you do them for me then? lol.
User avatar #5115260 to #5115259 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
yeah send
User avatar #5115262 to #5115260 - slashtrey (5 hours ago) [-]
what else can god gems do? I have some moldy chests too what else is there
User avatar #5115267 to #5115266 - slashtrey (5 hours ago) [-]
thank you
User avatar #5115263 to #5115262 - therealfell (5 hours ago) [-]
jewel gamblers, wolves, I think undead ponies
forget what else
#5115255 - charpmike (6 hours ago) [-]
if you can help me even these out please let me know or send a trade!
User avatar #5115256 to #5115255 - charpmike (6 hours ago) [-]
thanks slashtrey
User avatar #5115251 - charpmike (6 hours ago) [-]
anyone have 1000 rits? i'll give you 2000 tokens total; i just dont want to wait for a vssm
User avatar #5115252 to #5115251 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
I think I do
User avatar #5115253 to #5115252 - charpmike (6 hours ago) [-]
thanks
User avatar #5115254 to #5115253 - dende (6 hours ago) [-]
<3
#5115249 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
jorge, i bet phanact has control : )
User avatar #5115246 - jorgethemaster (7 hours ago) [-]
Posttwo are you online?
User avatar #5115248 to #5115246 - jorgethemaster (7 hours ago) [-]
Are there any other admins for this game or that can control this game other than chris?
#5115240 - hongkongdingdong (8 hours ago) [-]
hi adplum
User avatar #5115241 to #5115240 - adplum (8 hours ago) [-]
hi ien
#5115242 to #5115241 - hongkongdingdong (8 hours ago) [-]
wtf u say bish
User avatar #5115243 to #5115242 - adplum (8 hours ago) [-]
ien
#5115244 to #5115243 - hongkongdingdong (8 hours ago) [-]
i hope you choke on the next dick you suck and die
User avatar #5115245 to #5115244 - adplum (8 hours ago) [-]
:c
#5115250 to #5115245 - hongkongdingdong (6 hours ago) [-]
smack me in the dick pls
#5115217 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
adplum
waht you wear4ing
User avatar #5115218 to #5115217 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
pants and no shirt
wore a fancy dress shirt today and it made my nipples sore
#5115219 to #5115218 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
i wear slacks and a button up shirt everyday
your nips and german banger get used to it.

you should wear classy clothes more often.
User avatar #5115220 to #5115219 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
I wear it usually once every other week. Don't want to seem like an asshole
#5115221 to #5115220 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
every other week? what up classy friday? dress up on friday like you ready to party like a business man with cocaine and quaaludes
User avatar #5115222 to #5115221 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
drugs r bad
#5115223 to #5115222 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
not if u a business boy
then all is good
u run the govt
User avatar #5115224 to #5115223 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
Illuminati confirmed
#5115225 to #5115224 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
u take that back or ill have you killed
User avatar #5115227 to #5115225 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
hongkongdingdong confirmed free mason
#5115229 to #5115227 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
prepare for death
User avatar #5115230 to #5115229 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
ok
#5115231 to #5115230 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
that means go outside and spread your cheeks
open your starfish
User avatar #5115232 to #5115231 - adplum (9 hours ago) [-]
I dont have a starfish I have a sunflower
#5115234 to #5115232 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
open it up and prepare for dildo bombs
#5115228 to #5115227 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
fuck it. im just gonna bomb all of the western seaboard and all the towns around portland.
User avatar #5115209 - slashtrey (9 hours ago) [-]
**slashtrey used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
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blaze it
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#5115208 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
kenada, r u still chubby
can i poke your baby cheeks if u r
pls
iatedub is too fat, i just get absorbed.
User avatar #5115196 - minish ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
Guys, I have decided! My goals are to obtain:
1. Every blacksmith badge (Except Runic)
2. Every fabric badge
3. A God Gem
4. A Very Strong Slot Machine

I'm coming to get you you darn elusive God Gem
User avatar #5115226 to #5115196 - charpmike (9 hours ago) [-]
what do you want for your rits?
User avatar #5115233 to #5115226 - minish ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, I need the rits for chests to get ore and gems I'll give you 1k for free though
User avatar #5115237 to #5115233 - charpmike (9 hours ago) [-]
what is the rit to ore ratio?
User avatar #5115239 to #5115237 - minish ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Try this, it looks good.

www.caspergaming.com/FJKB/prices.php
User avatar #5115238 to #5115237 - charpmike (9 hours ago) [-]
in general
User avatar #5115235 to #5115233 - charpmike (9 hours ago) [-]
haha thanks but no need
#5115207 to #5115196 - hongkongdingdong (9 hours ago) [-]
my penis commends your efforts but remains flacid until the job is done
User avatar #5115198 to #5115196 - slashtrey (10 hours ago) [-]
i have a fabric badge i'd need a lot for it
User avatar #5115205 to #5115198 - minish ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm getting the fabric badges by saving up slowly. Lots of merchants
User avatar #5115197 to #5115196 - charpmike (10 hours ago) [-]
ill sell you my copper badge but i would want gems in return so that might be a problem for 3 and 4. just let me know if youre interested
User avatar #5115203 to #5115197 - minish ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
I'm doing the badges from scratch...I've got an awful lot of ore. Thanks for the offer tbough! I might take you up on it when getting coal for the copper ore is taking too long
User avatar #5115194 - slashtrey (10 hours ago) [-]
selling dupes buying uniques, especially looking for weeds i don;t have
User avatar #5115188 - lavatofire (11 hours ago) [-]
i hevent even been here in ages haha, btw i have a load of items over on the account listed below if any of yous need anything ask me. Btw i will be keeping a majority of the high point value items like the super gem etc.
anyway ask me if you's need anything.(il accept the requests later or tomorrow)
www.funnyjunk.com/user/fjdj
User avatar #5115247 to #5115188 - jorgethemaster (7 hours ago) [-]
Wow.
You're still alive!
User avatar #5115199 to #5115188 - kenada (10 hours ago) [-]
Oh hey
User avatar #5115200 to #5115199 - lavatofire (10 hours ago) [-]
flip your still here too?
User avatar #5115201 to #5115200 - kenada (10 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #5115202 to #5115201 - lavatofire (9 hours ago) [-]
haha yea im just here seeing whats happening
User avatar #5115204 to #5115202 - kenada (9 hours ago) [-]
Pretty much nothing as usual
User avatar #5115206 to #5115204 - lavatofire (9 hours ago) [-]
yep :p
#5115192 to #5115188 - hongkongdingdong (10 hours ago) [-]
lavatofire
you that wickkles butt guy i think
User avatar #5115193 to #5115192 - fjdj (10 hours ago) [-]
what haha?
#5115195 to #5115193 - hongkongdingdong (10 hours ago) [-]
r u friends with wickkles
User avatar #5115189 to #5115188 - donor (11 hours ago) [-]
oh wow that has been a while :o
Good to see you again
User avatar #5115190 to #5115189 - fjdj (10 hours ago) [-]
haha thanks mate i still remember you haha
User avatar #5115312 to #5115190 - donor (3 hours ago) [-]
Thanks :3
#5115186 - Tygioh (11 hours ago) [-]
Buying these.
Also buying all other food items.
Selling lots.
User avatar #5115187 to #5115186 - minish ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
Thanks If you get 13 more, hit me up a trade
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