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#5017853 - retrochris (18 hours ago) [-]
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I need to have a serious word with you all.Take your time and read this carefully.
And please take it to heart for this is not only a close call but also definitely the last one:
This game is only existing as a fun project. It is not getting admin any revenue or advantage in any way.
All it does is providing more work for him while he's already drowning in work with the rest of the site.
Whatever he does for this board is taking time he would actually need for the maintenance of the mainpage.

And how do we thank him? We only complain how the stuff he does is shit, we make fun of him, provoke him with keen comments.
In other words: We don't give him any respect.
This HAS to stop if you don't want this board to be erased for good.
This is not a joke anymore. It wasn't ever one to start with.
But we've now reached a point where the next straw will break the camel's back.

You're getting banned now? Then it's a final decision admin made.
And he's not randomly banning people, you must have fucked up somewhere if he banned you. How bad you fucked up is irrelevant.
It's a fact that he does NOT have the time to carefully rate every iniquity made on this site.
THERE ARE TOO MANY. Don't you see how this site has a fuckload of users?
One person can impossibly go through all upcoming cases and make the right choice everywhere.

And he's given me a last warning to never ask for any unban again, else I'm the one who's gone. So all I can advice you to do ist as simple as that: Do NOT fuck up. It's not hard to stick to simple rules. Just fucking do it.

You can have a fun time here, trade things, post comments, reply to others.
You can also roll for dubs or images or anything, just don't overdo this.
Noone will blame you if you do these things. But don't overdo them.


How to act compliant to the rules:
-Don't spam. More than 3 comments that are nothing but rolls or copypasta in a row can be considered spam. Don't do it.
-Do not set up fake accounts to try and steal things. All your accounts are linked and will be banned at once.
- Don't be a bully to other users. If you harass people then you're going to be history. Don't think posting anonymously gives you bulletproof, admin can still see who you are.


#5018701 - countmerchant ONLINE (10 minutes ago) [-]
Buying Flying FJ Sandwiches!
Current Number : 21020 / 39070
Will gather Items for yours!
No matter the item!
Respond if interested!
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Also Hows everyone doing tonight! Buying Flying FJ Sandwiches!
Current Number : 21020 / 39070
Will gather Items for yours!
No matter the item!
Respond if interested!
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Also Hows everyone doing tonight!
User avatar #5018700 - michaelcera ONLINE (15 minutes ago) [-]
Help even my chests and keys please!
User avatar #5018702 to #5018700 - knightmrku ONLINE (9 minutes ago) [-]
thx!
User avatar #5018703 to #5018702 - michaelcera ONLINE (7 minutes ago) [-]
no problem
User avatar #5018699 - michaelcera ONLINE (17 minutes ago) [-]
Thanks kalvissh, sorry it took a long time for me to accept.
#5018698 - countmerchant ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5018697 - countmerchant ONLINE (24 minutes ago) [-]
I just made a special runic gem :| who wants to buy it
User avatar #5018695 - countmerchant ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
mrmojito i sent you a trade please respond.
User avatar #5018694 - knightmrku ONLINE (43 minutes ago) [-]
Someone sell me that weed
User avatar #5018692 - knightmrku ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
Buying FJ Badges, Demonic Badges, and Red Lotto Tickets!

Selling everything else!
#5018683 - countmerchant ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Buying Flying FJ Sandwiches!    
Current Number : 21020 / 39070   
Will gather Items for yours!    
No matter the item!    
Respond if interested!   
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Also Hows everyone doing tonight!
Buying Flying FJ Sandwiches!
Current Number : 21020 / 39070
Will gather Items for yours!
No matter the item!
Respond if interested!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Also Hows everyone doing tonight!
#5018696 to #5018683 - whenindoubtsplooge (25 minutes ago) [-]
I require Demonic Ore/Ingots.
I require Demonic Ore/Ingots.
User avatar #5018687 to #5018683 - knightmrku ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Good how are you?
User avatar #5018688 to #5018687 - countmerchant ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
Pretty good, got over half of all the sandwiches in the game
User avatar #5018690 to #5018688 - knightmrku ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
want a few more?
User avatar #5018691 to #5018690 - countmerchant ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
already at it
User avatar #5018693 to #5018691 - knightmrku ONLINE (59 minutes ago) [-]
ty
User avatar #5018689 to #5018688 - knightmrku ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
nice!
User avatar #5018679 - necrophyxia ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
My itembro friends. I'm in dire need of reaction images. Especially skeleton ones. I seem to have lost my other folder somehow
#5018681 to #5018679 - abject (1 hour ago) [-]
fuk yo skelatuns
fuk yo skelatuns
User avatar #5018682 to #5018681 - necrophyxia ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
That'd be more than just a bit uncomfortable
User avatar #5018678 - abject (1 hour ago) [-]
Why is America #1?
User avatar #5018674 - itemgametookmysoul (1 hour ago) [-]
Anyone else completely enslaved to the Items Game?
User avatar #5018686 to #5018674 - lyraheartstrings (1 hour ago) [-]
No I got out of middle school
User avatar #5018669 - kanatana (2 hours ago) [-]
Anybody need Gems?
User avatar #5018673 to #5018669 - whenindoubtsplooge (2 hours ago) [-]
I need Demonic Ore/Ingots. hail Satan You hook a nigga up?
#5018666 - chokinandtokin (2 hours ago) [-]
I need : Potatoes, Coal, Ores/Ingots  Gold, Silver, Angelic, Demonic  , Brony Shoes, Angelic/Demonic/Radioactive Badges.   
   
If you have these reply with what you need and I might have it. And we can set up a trade!
I need : Potatoes, Coal, Ores/Ingots Gold, Silver, Angelic, Demonic , Brony Shoes, Angelic/Demonic/Radioactive Badges.

If you have these reply with what you need and I might have it. And we can set up a trade!
User avatar #5018675 to #5018666 - taiwanjesus (1 hour ago) [-]
hmm anyway I could buy three of those brony lvl 4s off you lol I think we are going for the lvl 5
User avatar #5018676 to #5018675 - chokinandtokin (1 hour ago) [-]
Not really selling them
#5018672 to #5018666 - sweetkixx (2 hours ago) [-]
I got some of the badges you want. A few lvl2. I'll trade for fj points.
User avatar #5018671 to #5018666 - kanatana (2 hours ago) [-]
I've got some ores in the auction house, take a look.
User avatar #5018664 - vaulttec (2 hours ago) [-]
So how dead is this place
#5018665 to #5018664 - sweetkixx (2 hours ago) [-]
Not really dead...
User avatar #5018667 to #5018665 - vaulttec (2 hours ago) [-]
Compared to how it used to be, this place is dead as hell
#5018668 to #5018667 - sweetkixx (2 hours ago) [-]
Weeelll, I wasn't here when it was in it's prime lol
User avatar #5018670 to #5018668 - vaulttec (2 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough
There used to be at least 10 posts a minute
#5018661 - huemynue (2 hours ago) [-]
STING!!!!!!!
User avatar #5018659 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Buying slimes, green gears, and pet crates.

Also a mephisto statue and like 1500 demonic ore
User avatar #5018658 - poshblobfish (2 hours ago) [-]
Going to bed, goodnight FJ.
User avatar #5018660 to #5018658 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
bye, guy
User avatar #5018662 to #5018660 - dende (2 hours ago) [-]
Thank you bby <3
#5018656 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
what
#5018654 - nought (3 hours ago) [-]
Cool bug
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