italian master race reporting in!
Two Men And A Woman
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following people
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely
stunning deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following things have
a One Italian man killed the other Italian man
for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French
woman are living happily together in a
The two German men have a strict weekly
schedule of alternating visits with the
The two Greek men are sleeping with each
other and the Greek woman is cleaning and
cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for
someone to introduce them to the English
The two Bulgarian men took one long look
at the endless ocean and another long look
at the Bulgarian woman and started
o The two Japanese men have emailed Tokyo
and are awaiting instructions.
o The two Chinese men have set up a
store/ restaurant/ laundry, and have gotten
the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating
the virtues of suicide, because the
American woman keeps on complaining
about her body, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how
sand and palm trees make her look fat, how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion
and treated her nicer than they do, all the
sales she' s missing, how her relationship
with her mother is improving, and how at
least the taxes are low and it isn' t raining.
The American woman, meanwhile, watches
the men fart and scratch.
o The two Irish men divided the island into
North and South and set up a distillery.
They do not remember it sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But
they' re satisfied, because at least the
English aren' t having any fun.