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Two Men And A Woman
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following people
are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on these absolutely
stunning deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following things have
occurred:
a One Italian man killed the other Italian man
for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French
woman are living happily together in a
The two German men have a strict weekly
schedule of alternating visits with the
German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each
other and the Greek woman is cleaning and
cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for
someone to introduce them to the English
woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look
at the endless ocean and another long look
at the Bulgarian woman and started
swimming.
o The two Japanese men have emailed Tokyo
and are awaiting instructions.
o The two Chinese men have set up a
convenience
store/ restaurant/ laundry, and have gotten
the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating
the virtues of suicide, because the
American woman keeps on complaining
about her body, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything they
can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
equal division of household chores, how
sand and palm trees make her look fat, how
her last boyfriend respected her opinion
and treated her nicer than they do, all the
sales she' s missing, how her relationship
with her mother is improving, and how at
least the taxes are low and it isn' t raining.
The American woman, meanwhile, watches
the men fart and scratch.
o The two Irish men divided the island into
North and South and set up a distillery.
They do not remember it sex is in the
picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few liters of coconut whiskey. But
they' re satisfied, because at least the
English aren' t having any fun.
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Submitted: 06/29/2014
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User avatar #106 - perform (06/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by wecapo
What about the Japanese woman?
#3 - doomeythekink (06/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
>Americans not making guns out of sand and bamboo to give freedoms. 0/10Thats sarcasm incase you're retarded.
>Americans not making guns out of sand and bamboo to give freedoms. 0/10Thats sarcasm incase you're retarded.
#1 - robuntu (06/29/2014) [+] (34 replies)
Honest question - do people outside of the US ever think, 'Man, I'd love to date an American woman?' Or do people really think of them as portrayed in this post?
#2 to #1 - youxbarstard (06/29/2014) [-]
Thought about it for a while, then I realized I was just thinking about wanting to **** Alexis Texas.
#4 - Maroon (06/29/2014) [-]
Lost my 						****					 at the Bulgarian one
Lost my **** at the Bulgarian one
#36 - Indoknight (06/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
What's wrong with Bulgarian women? European Union pls explain
#37 to #36 - silenttortoise (06/29/2014) [-]
Hubba hubba.
#9 - ninjabadger (06/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Irish one was spot on
Irish one was spot on
#8 - grama (06/29/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Bulgaria mentioned on funnyjunk
swell with pride and eat sarma
User avatar #82 - enclavexremnant (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I feel like the author has had some bad experiences in the past with American women.
User avatar #19 - rollmeanddie (06/29/2014) [-]
Good lord the Irish one is true.
User avatar #15 - insertsfunnyname (06/29/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I have a sudden urge to move to Greece.
User avatar #67 - donttasemebro (06/30/2014) [+] (16 replies)
**donttasemebro rolls 6** if i roll a 5 i'll suck my own dick
User avatar #73 to #72 - donttasemebro (06/30/2014) [-]
**donttasemebro rolls 5** if i roll a 5 i'll suck my own dick
#55 - jokersaysamuseme (06/30/2014) [-]
As a person from London, I can confirm the English outcome as accurate.
#58 - tigery (06/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I have a weird thing for filipinos.... I do not try to be I just always seem to have an attraction : |....   
   
Close friends.... 4/7 filipino   
Relations have been 2/3 filipino....   
   
I do not get it : | ... It is not like I try
I have a weird thing for filipinos.... I do not try to be I just always seem to have an attraction : |....

Close friends.... 4/7 filipino
Relations have been 2/3 filipino....

I do not get it : | ... It is not like I try
#77 to #71 - tigery (06/30/2014) [-]
My cover has been blown
My cover has been blown
#78 - lionti (06/30/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I thought the American guys would have just clapped and tipped the woman.
#64 - Persistence (06/30/2014) [-]
The two black men fight each other every day while the black woman twerks her way into both of their pants every night.

At the same damn time.
#126 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)

FIRST OFF, IF ANY WOMAN COMMENTS ON MY POST, I'M BLOCKING YOU. NOW, AS A CHRISTIAN WOMAN, I DON'T APPROVE THIS MESSAGE. TIRED OF THESE #FEMINAZIS CONSTANTLY PUTTING OUR MEN DOWN, KILLING OUR BABIES AND ENCOURAGING YOUNG GIRLS TO ACT LIKE MEN. SINCE WHEN DID BEING FEMININE BECOME AN INSULT? OH YEA I FORGOT, SINCE SATAN TOOK OVER. THE BIBLE SAYS THAT WOMEN ARE TO BE SOFT-SPOKEN, GENTLE, SUBMISSIVE TO THEIR HUSBANDS, ETC. GOD WILL PUNISH THIS AGE OF RADICAL FEMINAZI INSECURE MAN-HATING BABY-KILLING LESBIANS, JUST LIKE HE DID TO EVE FOR REBELLING AGAINST HIM. WOMEN LIKE THIS INSULT THEIR OWN GENDER. I WILL NEVER BECOME A PART OF THEIR NONSENSE. IF THEY HAD JESUS, THIS KIND OF FOOLISH ATTITUDE WOULD NOT BE GOING ON. FOR THE MOST PART, FEMINISM HAS CONTRIBUTED NOTHING POSITIVE TO OUR WORLD. BE A REAL WOMAN, AND MAYBE YOU'LL GET A GUY. MEN DON'T DATE MEN. AND THE PEOPLE SAID, AMEN! #BANFEMINISM
#118 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [-]
The Belgian group is just happy to be mentioned.

Oh wait...
#116 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [-]
holy **** that was funny
#81 - noschool (06/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
i know this is irrelevant but they have the ability to email japan for instructions on how to handle a woman but they didn't email someone and tell them they were stranded.
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