it's a conversation starter, sure. . We dignity! Bah! Don' t you even know dignity when you see it? This guy has heard of "
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User avatar #94 - inanimateobject (12/29/2013) [-]
**inanimateobject rolled user chimpaflimp ** I love you. <3
#96 to #94 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
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#80 - swolo (12/27/2013) [-]
Please rate my new creepypasta!

It started when I was on a ROM website. I wanted to play some Pokeman to get some nostalga. When I started to play Pokemon Fire Red it said I needed a plugin. It re-directed me to a download page. I scanned the file first. It said it was safe. But when I downloaded it I thought I saw a face flash on the screen. Then it happened again more faces started to flash on my screen. It was very unsettiling. I closed out and went to bed. At 3:40 AM I awoke to a loud screeching coming from my laptop. I went to look at it and it was a flashing gif of a mutilated corpse ripping out it's own eyes! It was the sickest ****** up thing I ever seen in my life. I quickly grabbed the laptop and smashed it on the ground and ran outside to my car and cried. But that wasn't the last of it. When I went back inside my home I could of swore I heard a buzzing sound from the smashed laptop.
User avatar #99 to #80 - doctorfamp (12/30/2013) [-]
what
User avatar #81 to #80 - sineztro (12/27/2013) [-]
story moves too fast
#78 - sirnigga (12/27/2013) [-]
only potato thing i have
#77 - yoshiware (12/27/2013) [-]
I thought of this.
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#73 - louisedauyeung (12/27/2013) [-]
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#72 - kinginyellow ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
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#62 - deadlove **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #62 - deadlove **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
now that is dignity...
User avatar #51 - moorbs ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Kirk: Ah, come on Luanne, you know what this is.

Luanne: Kirk, I don't know what it is.

Kirk: [sighs] It could not be more simple, Luanne. You want me to show this to the cat, and have the cat tell you what it is? 'Cause the cat's going to get it.

Luanne: I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

[the timer dings]

Kirk: It's dignity! Gah! Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

Luanne: Kirk, you're spitting.

Kirk: Okay, genius, why don't you draw dignity. [Luanne does so; everyone gasps in recognition, but viewers can't see it]

Dr. Hibbert: Worthy of Webster's.
#75 to #51 - fuckedbyapony (12/27/2013) [-]
you like shikari, i like you. thumbed up
User avatar #83 to #75 - moorbs ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Sweet, have you ever seen them live?
#84 to #83 - fuckedbyapony (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah only at camden roundhouse though, most of my friends aren't fans so it's hard to get people to come with me aha not to mention them not performing in the uk for a long time now
User avatar #85 to #84 - moorbs ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Ah cool, I was probably at that show. I've seen them 20 odd times and met them twice
#86 to #85 - fuckedbyapony (12/28/2013) [-]
It was the time they were filming the sssnakepit beer ad, Lucky guy! i have the older logo tattooed on my wrist too, wish i could have seen them more, will definitely when they're anywhere nearby again
#87 to #86 - moorbs ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
I wasn't there then, I remember I was working when they did that show because my mates went :/
You have a tattoo of the one in that picture? That's cool. I have a friend who has the original one from take to the skies and I almost got a shikari lion at one point.
Yeah definitely see them more, I've never found another band as consistently good live as Shikari and I've seen a lot of live music haha. Shame they're not touring so much, I'm used to seeing them at christmas and it didn't feel right this year with just Warped Tour. Anyway I'm writing an essay here, sorry haha.
#88 to #87 - fuckedbyapony (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah it was pretty good i ended up having a lie down was pretty exhausting singing so hard haha, i thought about getting a lion or something on my leg but so far haven't had the motivation to get any more tattoos
Yeah i've watched most of the videos i can find on them live and they're always great, would be good to hear a few more of their older songs live, it's fine haha i have nothing better to do with my night;)
User avatar #89 to #88 - moorbs ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
That's pretty awesome. Lion on the calf I was thinking. Yeah, they don't tend to go that far back with songs to be honest. I've been seeing them since they toured common dreads so seen most of it. Jonny Sniper and We Can Breathe in Space I want to see more. They played Solidarity for the first time in a while at WT which I went mad for, I do like their latest stuff a lot though, next album should be mental.
#90 to #89 - fuckedbyapony (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah same as that aha there's actually a pub near me called the red lion with the same lion so might look a bit weird to some, They played Jonny sniper at camden which i was pretty happy about, i'd really like to hear some of their nodding acquaintance ep live but i guess rou would sound a lot different , yeah rat race, paddington frisk and radiate all took me a few listens to get into but started to really like them pretty quickly
User avatar #91 to #90 - moorbs ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah Rou's voice has changed a lot since then. I love their really old stuff. Have you ever listened to their pre Shikari (Hybryd) EP as well? It's missing Rory but Rou's pretty sick on the guitar anyway. Radiate is so good.
#92 to #91 - fuckedbyapony (12/28/2013) [-]
of course i have ;) i think thumper is one of my favourites live though the chorus just gets me buzzing every time, yeah i love radiate it's definitely the best of the 3 newer ones
#38 - xxxansweredxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
I have no suitable potato-related, dignity-related, or simpsons-related images. So here's an Asian eating a watermelon.   
   
   
Risking ban-hammer. 						**********					. Bangarang.
I have no suitable potato-related, dignity-related, or simpsons-related images. So here's an Asian eating a watermelon.


Risking ban-hammer. ********** . Bangarang.
#66 to #38 - Tharius (12/27/2013) [-]
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#69 to #66 - delio (12/27/2013) [-]
sauce is extremely requested here buddy.
#79 to #71 - delio (12/27/2013) [-]
you sir are great.
User avatar #65 to #38 - Leopard (12/27/2013) [-]
She's not gonna stay skinny for long.
User avatar #64 to #38 - kommandantvideo (12/27/2013) [-]
That's definitely fake
User avatar #58 to #38 - mutzaki (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm too lazy to craft a ****** joke out of it, so i'll just post the key words.
Asian girl
black parents
like watermelon
***********
User avatar #59 to #58 - xxxansweredxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
Looks like her mama. Acts like her daddy. She can eat my watermelon any damn time she likes.
#42 to #38 - learnthisline (12/27/2013) [-]
No Simpson-related reaction images?   
   
Nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock.
No Simpson-related reaction images?

Nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock.
#60 to #46 - xxxansweredxxx (12/27/2013) [-]
I think it's because I don't quite care for the Simpsons. Nor Family Guy...pretty much...anything animated on Fox...not a big fan of.   
   
Instead, have a Dodger.
I think it's because I don't quite care for the Simpsons. Nor Family Guy...pretty much...anything animated on Fox...not a big fan of.

Instead, have a Dodger.
User avatar #95 to #60 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
FOOL! One must not use Dodger's impeccable visage when saying such blasphemous things! Now, apologise to the gods of media AT ONCE!
User avatar #97 to #95 - xxxansweredxxx (12/30/2013) [-]
She's a good friend of mine. I have every right.

YOUR INGORANCE IS YOUR DOWNFALL.
User avatar #98 to #97 - chimpaflimp ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Yes, I really believe that a famous YouTuber would be friends with some random ****** on Funnyjunk.
User avatar #100 to #98 - xxxansweredxxx (12/30/2013) [-]
Eh, suit yourself.
#25 - boastincoastin (12/27/2013) [-]
Dignybean. Like kidney beans haha
#24 - traffy (12/27/2013) [-]
#52 to #24 - joelgrosso (12/27/2013) [-]
yo, traffy, do you get this kinda people in your country too?
Argentina is full of them
User avatar #53 to #52 - traffy (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah, they are everywhere
User avatar #33 to #24 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't get this one

What is this feel guy about in this comment?
#39 to #33 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
He's a chav, no idea why.
#41 to #39 - captainp (12/27/2013) [-]
Or a slav.
#20 - badboyscout (12/27/2013) [-]
Looks more like a fapping potato...
#21 to #20 - breadbasket (12/27/2013) [-]
Can we all please stop calling it &quot;fapping?&quot;   
I'm so sick of hearing it.
Can we all please stop calling it "fapping?"
I'm so sick of hearing it.
User avatar #82 to #21 - amuter (12/27/2013) [-]
so that's why language changes over time....
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#57 to #21 - bololak (12/27/2013) [-]
Polishing the flesh weasel
User avatar #49 to #21 - mrgreatnamess (12/27/2013) [-]
Engaging in honorable combat with the purple-headed bandit
User avatar #47 to #21 - moonmist (12/27/2013) [-]
Squeezing the salamander
#40 to #21 - anonymous (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I prefer the term ********** or wank when using it literally.
I only use fap in joking situations or when I'm not being literal.
User avatar #93 to #40 - breadbasket (12/28/2013) [-]
********** for serious conversation, but most often I say "jerking off."
User avatar #36 to #21 - ballsmcfrenzy **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
slappin the salami
User avatar #35 to #21 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
Ticklin' the mailman.
User avatar #34 to #21 - revengeforfreeze (12/27/2013) [-]
one does not simply break an age old tradition
#31 to #21 - tippidyt (12/27/2013) [-]
You don't have enough badges to control me!
You don't have enough badges to control me!
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#28 to #21 - crackmaster (12/27/2013) [-]
Bludgeon the 'ol Beefsteak
User avatar #27 to #21 - Kyag (12/27/2013) [-]
Chocking the chicken?
User avatar #23 to #21 - deadadventurer (12/27/2013) [-]
"Weaselwhacking!"
User avatar #22 to #21 - badboyscout (12/27/2013) [-]
No
User avatar #19 - I Am Monkey (12/27/2013) [-]
There it is folks, the most obscure reference in the history of man kind.
#56 to #19 - unholyjebus (12/27/2013) [-]
>Obscure reference
>The Simpsons

Pick one
#18 - jesuslovesus (12/27/2013) [-]
RIP Brian Griffin
User avatar #17 to #15 - neoexdeath (12/27/2013) [-]
You forgot "And then his ******* burst into flame"
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User avatar #10 - include **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
**include rolled a random comment #555901 posted by stigus at Pokemon ** :
3 minutes late there dude
What I think about dignity.
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