[insert pun]. . Gwybod as Girl: "I don' t talk to any other guys" 2, 663 RETWEETS 2, 434. Notifications =non viewed stuff. funny twitter
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#1 - inevernowutidoin (06/23/2014) [-]
Notifications =non viewed stuff.
User avatar #24 to #1 - rarityrarityrarity (06/23/2014) [-]
thank you fat raccoon.
User avatar #35 to #24 - inevernowutidoin (06/23/2014) [-]
your welcome my rarityrarityrarity.
User avatar #4 to #1 - EnergizierAnon (06/23/2014) [-]
exactly. the fact that the notifications have built up like that means she actually doesn't... really talk with anyone, right?
#12 to #4 - buffalogriller (06/23/2014) [-]
It is >implied that this buildup happened during a small amount of time.
User avatar #7 - nooc (06/23/2014) [-]
Well if the messages have built up that much, she defo isn't talking to them
#18 to #7 - crackedpepper (06/23/2014) [-]
or she is a turboslut and that buildup happens over 8 hours of sleep.
#47 to #18 - thebrothersmachado (06/23/2014) [-]
Turbo Slut says it's turbo time.
#44 - Kraid (06/23/2014) [-]
"They're all from dad...."
#21 - halathehuntress (06/23/2014) [-]
**halathehuntress rolled image** MFW I don't have a girl.
**halathehuntress rolled image** MFW I don't have a girl.
#22 to #21 - cocoman ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
YFW
#25 to #22 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
That's amazing
#5 - officialjg (06/23/2014) [-]
I hate attention whores but sometimes I don't blame them. Sometimes a person just wants a lot of attention because of they don't get it from anyone else. They feel alone, like no one understands them or will ever, and abandoned by the family that doesn't hang around them, so the attention of random people who find you attractive and appealing is a comforting thing.   
   
 Or they're just selfish, conceited cunts who want attention.   the friend zone is a lonely place
I hate attention whores but sometimes I don't blame them. Sometimes a person just wants a lot of attention because of they don't get it from anyone else. They feel alone, like no one understands them or will ever, and abandoned by the family that doesn't hang around them, so the attention of random people who find you attractive and appealing is a comforting thing.

Or they're just selfish, conceited cunts who want attention. the friend zone is a lonely place
User avatar #9 to #5 - biscuitsunited (06/23/2014) [-]
I can feel for them.
As much as I hate people who say And I knew a fair few "oh I hate it when people look at me", then post a photo of themselves with 37 different filters for attention, I can understand why, if I would I might. I'm lonely
User avatar #10 to #9 - biscuitsunited (06/23/2014) [-]
*Could
User avatar #45 to #5 - phenact (06/23/2014) [-]
source on the gif?
#52 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
Women can not tempt me, as bread is the only thing I need in life.
#59 to #52 - marcury (06/23/2014) [-]
Just bread? How about some fruit? Of course if it gets fresh you will have to know how to defend yourself...
Just bread? How about some fruit? Of course if it gets fresh you will have to know how to defend yourself...
#60 to #59 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
Bread is the only thing I need.


Filthy heathen
#61 to #60 - marcury (06/23/2014) [-]
What about pasta? Its similar to bread...
What about pasta? Its similar to bread...
#63 to #61 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
There is no substitute for the glorious bread
There is no substitute for the glorious bread
User avatar #23 - thegrimgenius (06/23/2014) [-]
I didn't know the Jews had their own social site.
User avatar #27 to #23 - billybeee (06/23/2014) [-]
wot
User avatar #33 to #27 - thegrimgenius (06/23/2014) [-]
kik
User avatar #14 - furryflava (06/23/2014) [-]
they're all her girl friends I'm pretty sure
#20 to #14 - Ilovethemountains (06/23/2014) [-]
**Ilovethemountains rolled image**
User avatar #16 to #14 - herbolifee ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Your naivety is cute.
User avatar #38 - killerraise (06/23/2014) [-]
she was just talking about Instagram.
#11 - Tazdingo (06/23/2014) [-]
Speaking from experience, 99% of these are just other grills.
User avatar #53 - ivehadworse (06/23/2014) [-]
I use a program on PC called Bluestacks. It's an emulator for a Droid tablet. It's kinda fun being able to play Fruit Ninja and being able to use KIK on your PC.

#40 - slightlycynical (06/23/2014) [-]
this might happen if I didn't answer anyone for a year or ten
User avatar #41 - User (06/23/2014) [-]
I won't even get that many messages in a year...
#19 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
Ok listen, this is how it is. A guy can talk to as many girls at the same time as he wants. He's allowed to have multiple partner. Girls are only allowed to have 1 at a time. I don't give a **** if she ***** 50 guys in her life time as long as she belongs to one man at a time.
User avatar #39 to #19 - commontroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Except here's the thing Anon. Only two groups of people think that multiple *********** is okay, or multiple relationships. Douchebags and sluts. They are the male and female equivalent and nobody likes them except other douchebags and sluts. Occasionally the douche/slut (or slouche) will convince a person with poor self confidence that they want a slouche. When this happens they milked of whatever the slouche parasite wants, then dropped.

Humanity didn't grow because we used the others in our group. It grew because we helped each other and didn't pull the ******** we do today.
#68 to #39 - anon (06/28/2014) [-]
Humanity grew because of oil providing food and people ******* and ejecting spawn
#17 - reginleif (06/23/2014) [-]
**reginleif rolled image** dat validation though.

User avatar #28 - emptysuperman ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Let her talk and camwhore with them. Who gives a **** ?
#29 to #28 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
The person in a relationship with her.
User avatar #30 to #29 - emptysuperman ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
I understand that. What's the big deal? If she likes to tease other guys, why is that an issue? (Her lying about it wrong, though.)
User avatar #37 to #30 - commontroll (06/23/2014) [-]
Because what usually causes girls to cheat on their boyfriend/fiances/husbands is when they get bored with their relationship and some asshat goes and hits on her and tries to win her over. She gets more attention than she has in a while a and she feels all warm and fuzzy and such **** because that's what infatuation is.

That's why it's not okay for chicks to do that.
User avatar #64 to #37 - emptysuperman ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Oh, I get it. Women are like cats in heat you gotta keep locked down. I mean, it's not like we can just trust them or anything, right? Have to just make sure no one gives them more attention than we as their boyfriends do. The only other alternative is to you know... actually pay attention to them.
User avatar #65 to #64 - commontroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Except that too many women think that feeling those emotions and that rush is what love is, and that they've fallen out of love. Meanwhile the guys have issues when there's less sex. Neither of them realize that you have to give both emotional and sexual attention to each other.
#66 to #64 - anon (06/24/2014) [-]
Dude you sound like a dumbbitch that was never in a relationship. I'd let my girlfirend talk to certain guys only, and that's because I told her that I'm a guy and I know how guys think, and so far most of her guys have brought her a lot of trouble (talk about a guy threatening to hurt or even kill her. I had to step in and put a sock in his mouth back then).

I talk with different girls (as friends) and I always tell my girlfriend but she trusts me. Now a question might pop-up in your head: "Oh but you aren't trusting her back oohh how so?". I'll tell you how so. When I talk with a girl, I tell my girlfriend right away and never did a girl ever come up to her and tell her, "hey, you're boyfriend talked to me last night".

cont. in reply because apparently character count says 1266 characters remaining but comments are limited to 1000 characters. logic
#67 to #66 - anon (06/24/2014) [-]
But on my side, I find the number of a guy we both knew about a year ago, and find that his picture is the initials of him and my girl (in a picture she sent me, no less). And when I confront her, it's almost like she says more in every confrontation. The first time she asks me, "who's that?". Second time is "I don't talk to him". Then "oh but I blocked him!". Then it's, "well, he said he loved me and I told him I don't and that I love you".

It's because of things like that I can't trust my girlfriend. Have you even been in a relationship? Because you sound like a delusional, ignorant as **** idiot who does a lot of things wrong and thinks he has the right to be surprised when **** happens. "Oh let her talk and camwhore with them. Who gives a **** ?" bitch go **** yourself.
#32 to #30 - anon (06/23/2014) [-]
Sometimes teasing leads to other things.
#62 - nagafever (06/23/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** unless she's talking to a celebrity i dont give a ****
User avatar #49 - anonymoose (06/23/2014) [-]
You'd have to be a possessive dick to expect a girl to not talk to any other guys.
User avatar #50 to #49 - xXferaligatrXx (06/23/2014) [-]
to talk is slang for mutual interest not just idle conversation if your gf is talking to guys thats fine but if shes talking to guys you have a problem
User avatar #57 to #50 - kaiizel (06/23/2014) [-]
lol I wouldn't say it was slang. I think the word you are looking for is 'implied'.
User avatar #51 to #50 - anonymoose (06/23/2014) [-]
So she's not allowed to have any close male friends because you're a **** boyfriend who's afraid she's a slut?
User avatar #55 to #51 - TonHyukOTP (06/23/2014) [-]
You're still missing the point, huh? If a girl talks to a guy, that's cool. If a girl is close with her guy friends that's cool too.

But if I "talked" to a guy (in this respect meaning, had mutual interest in, flirted with "talked" about romantic or sexual possibilities with) a guy, I would fully expect my boyfriend to dump my slutty ass.
User avatar #54 to #51 - xXferaligatrXx (06/23/2014) [-]
Thats not what i'm saying at all when people talk its a conversation to form a sexual relationship.
People started using talk as a way to say they're ******* someone without saying, "I'm ******* them"
Example: I've been trying to talk to Ashley but she just wants to talk.
User avatar #56 to #54 - dehnoobshow (06/23/2014) [-]
"I've been trying to **** Ashley but she just wants to **** "
wat.
#58 to #56 - xXferaligatrXx (06/23/2014) [-]
you dont understand inflection do you?
you dont understand inflection do you?
User avatar #31 - Prada (06/23/2014) [-]
who's to say this isn't a snapshot from some celebrity's phone? they get this much in a matter of minutes
#34 to #31 - masarua (06/23/2014) [-]
It isn't that hard to get that many messages or notifications...especially if you don't check them for a few hours.
User avatar #36 to #34 - magnuskasparov (06/23/2014) [-]
well excuse me mr popular guy
User avatar #42 to #36 - Prada (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't understand how me pointing this out insinuates that I'm popular
User avatar #43 to #42 - Prada (06/23/2014) [-]
Whoops my mistake, thought you replied to me
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