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User avatar #45 to #1 - kroople (05/13/2014) [-]
Oh god...what have you done...
User avatar #24 to #1 - niteghost (05/13/2014) [-]
Please tell me the locations of all Nerds factories within 30 miles of where I live. Prolly none ;_;
User avatar #32 to #24 - captainrattrap (05/13/2014) [-]
What is your address? Also, please give me the time's when you are at home and when you are gone, so as to allow me to appropriate the factories with touring schedules that fit in with your schedules.
User avatar #41 to #32 - leafonthewind (05/13/2014) [-]
where do you leave your valuables
live alone?
#61 to #32 - anaklusmos (05/14/2014) [-]
P. Sherman 42 wallaby way, Sydney.
User avatar #39 - leonhardt (05/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
I have no idea what those things are, or what they're holding. it's funny because I imply that I spend all my time on the internet and don't know what girls are, but in all seriousness what the **** are the nerd things they're holding
User avatar #48 to #2 - assdoreponyfucker (05/13/2014) [-]
Diabetes in the form of kidney stones
#16 to #2 - beerwench (05/13/2014) [-]
It saddens me that you have not know the joy that is Nerds.
#3 to #2 - boxmanfive (05/13/2014) [-]
the best god damn candy in the world.
User avatar #5 to #3 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
I gathered it was some sort of sweet, but what exactly, it can't just be sugar and food colouring.
#6 to #5 - boxmanfive (05/13/2014) [-]
yup that about sums it up.. it hard candy thats kinda tart... wtf am i doing trying to tell u what nerds candy tastes like do you live in the 3rd world or something? the sell them everywhere....
#55 to #6 - zionismisokay (05/13/2014) [-]
no they don't ******* idiot
User avatar #20 to #6 - skullball ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
And i live in sweden, and i have never seen them
User avatar #7 to #6 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
I live in Britain, and have not seen or herd of a nerd before this point in my life
User avatar #31 to #7 - iloveburzum (05/13/2014) [-]
Thats disgraceful.
I think we had them first.
But they stopped being made for a while, then they started selling them in america, and now bizarrely they are hard to get hold of here.
As the nice person says, try tesco, or a specialist sweet shop.

Or spent about a million pounds... there.
User avatar #60 to #31 - irevolutions (05/14/2014) [-]
You guys can only get Reese's Peanutbutter Cups from specialists in the UK? God damn, that sucks.
User avatar #62 to #60 - iloveburzum (05/14/2014) [-]
Err, I guess? Maybe not even then. But I think I hate reese's anything... Got vague memories of trying it and hating it.
Nerds though, they rock.
Bubbly dairy milk chocolate is my chosen type/brand.
I've got a massive ******* sweet tooth though.
User avatar #14 to #7 - moorbs (05/13/2014) [-]
Tescos sell them in their American import section which is usually near canned meat and stuff (in all the Tescos near me anyway).
User avatar #10 to #8 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
this is not bait I genuinely didn't know what they where
#11 to #10 - boxmanfive (05/13/2014) [-]
tell u what dude pm you address ill mail you some nerds and other usa only food. and u can send me some mother ******* biscuits. i have all ways wanted to try them
User avatar #13 to #11 - captainprincess ONLINE (05/13/2014) [-]
Biscuits? Like, digestives?

jammy dodgers?

What, jaffa cakes?
User avatar #12 to #11 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
don't worry about it I'm moving at the moment and biscuits are really just what you call cookies though I might take you up on that offer once my living arrangements are more stable.
User avatar #63 to #12 - boxmanfive (05/14/2014) [-]
ok and idk what brand names or type or any thing i just want to try something new.
#4 to #2 - formerking (05/13/2014) [-]
They're little irregular shaped bits of sugar crystal with a thin candy coating.
#57 to #4 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Your brain has the shell on it.
User avatar #9 to #4 - logicstrike (05/13/2014) [-]
#30 - skybluetroll (05/13/2014) [-]
Wasn't there a whole movement in the 1960s to desegregate colors?
User avatar #52 - homepage (05/13/2014) [-]
I thought it was gonna end in a racist joke when she talked about sorting colors
User avatar #51 - navadae (05/13/2014) [-] i want nerds

some candy would be nice too
User avatar #34 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/13/2014) [-]
is that mrs. frizzle?
User avatar #19 - timmywankenobi (05/13/2014) [-]
I have done this before when I was 11 it was kinda fun.
FYI. Purple is the cheapest .
#22 to #19 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
It doesn't make any sense to infer relative cost from relative frequency. If purple was "the cheapest" and the only goal of the makers was to minimize cost, they'd simply make them all purple.


You're minimizing Σ (cost of color)*(frequency of color), with the constraint:

Σ (frequency of color) = 1

You'll always have the trivial solution of 100% cheapest color.
User avatar #23 to #22 - niteghost (05/13/2014) [-]
If they are all only purple, you'll lose a part of the customers/fan base. Is losing 50% of sales worth cutting 10% of costs? Unrealistic portrayal but you get the point.
#27 to #23 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
If your profit margin is bad enough, it might be worth it, sure.

That's not really the point though; you're implying they have a complex understanding of the Nerds market whereas they only have relative frequency in the comic.
#56 to #23 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
> 50% of your customers
> loss
#37 to #22 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
unnecessary maths to explain obvious things, eh?
User avatar #26 to #22 - timmywankenobi (05/13/2014) [-]
hmm you might have a point there but wouldn't making it all purple cause the people who like the other colors to stop buying it altogether ?
#35 to #26 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
They do make versions with only purple and pink nerds. 50% 50% mix with the divider.
#46 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
Colours? Colours?????? COLOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????? IT IS THE GODDAMN QUEEN LOVING MONARCHY TOLERATING INVADERS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
#47 - rebeller (05/13/2014) [-]
The word "nerd" was invented by Dr. Seuss.
The word "nerd" was invented by Dr. Seuss.
#36 - captainganto (05/13/2014) [-]
i like this. this is the sort of **** that divides Nerds and Geeks. a geek would buy a nerds shirt and spout ********* about being a 90ies kid. a nerd uses SCIENCE for the sake of SCIENCE.
#42 to #36 - anon (05/13/2014) [-]
No you faggot, they mean the same thing but to you one means being a hipster.

god why did you make captainganto so ******* gay?
#21 - billyborschtbelt (05/13/2014) [-]
If a dog has no nose, how does it smell?

#50 to #21 - matuvuh (05/13/2014) [-]
biebergotswag is that you?
#40 to #21 - qun (05/13/2014) [-]
i'm not laughing but i get it, the one with the woman with the lipstick was better
#64 - anon (05/17/2014) [-]
Cost of food dye? Why would that even factor in?
User avatar #58 - eskimocookies (05/13/2014) [-]
At first glance I thought it said snort .
User avatar #53 - scotlandhome (05/13/2014) [-]
This **** is what makes me hate my university. Stats is required for all major's.
User avatar #28 - blewws (05/13/2014) [-]
I think you're making a pretty big assumption when you say frequency of color is related to price of dye. Why couldn't it be random?
#38 to #28 - someoneforamoment (05/13/2014) [-]
With a sample size large enough, random probability evens out.
User avatar #17 - brobafett (05/13/2014) [-]
OP, the author forgot to write a joke!
User avatar #18 to #17 - tinorbit (05/13/2014) [-]
It called them Nerds for sorting the Nerds.
User avatar #15 - nimba (05/13/2014) [-]
probably not a big enough sample size
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