im an FJ-ist. . T, he land of Egypt. it what! after Te,,'.": as large as Erase cf '. and Eyck mama .%'IT? ' was as shag as mat TI Ezekiel 13: MEMEBASE. >implying its a bad quote Bible facebook
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#36 - tiddycats (01/09/2014) [-]
I don't know that sounds like a 			*******		 great quote to me.
I don't know that sounds like a ******* great quote to me.
#25 - dehumanizer (01/09/2014) [-]
>implying its a bad quote
#56 - DrollHumor (01/09/2014) [-]
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose  in her voice was one of the best days ever.
Telling my religious mother to read the passage, and then listening to her read it out loud while the confusion rose in her voice was one of the best days ever.
#139 to #56 - tehinternetzguy (01/09/2014) [-]
Soul Eater content?  instant +1
Soul Eater content? instant +1
#140 to #139 - DrollHumor (01/09/2014) [-]
Only if Stein is involved.
Only if Stein is involved.
#143 to #140 - tehinternetzguy (01/09/2014) [-]
Stein is 			*******		 awesome i lost a gif including him tho
Stein is ******* awesome i lost a gif including him tho
#147 to #143 - DrollHumor (01/09/2014) [-]
Describe it, my Stein folder is massive.
#149 to #147 - tehinternetzguy (01/09/2014) [-]
sooooo... was that a reference? am currently watching it the second time and haven't noticed huge stein lines
#150 to #149 - DrollHumor (01/09/2014) [-]
No, that's me telling you to describe the .gif you lost because I have a folder dedicated to Stein and will most likely be able to give you it back.
No, that's me telling you to describe the .gif you lost because I have a folder dedicated to Stein and will most likely be able to give you it back.
User avatar #151 to #150 - tehinternetzguy (01/09/2014) [-]
well there was a scene where stein and medusa were in the school nursing halls or whatever and after some talking stein tripped over whilst sitting on her chair
User avatar #168 to #154 - thesoulseeker (01/09/2014) [-]
I recently re-watched Soul Eater, I had forgotten how little Stein there is.

I hope that in the new related series there is more Stein, he is the best character out of the whole cast.
User avatar #226 to #168 - sagedivinity (01/10/2014) [-]
There's a new series! Are you talking about Soul Eater Not!?
#241 to #226 - thesoulseeker (01/14/2014) [-]
The giraffe says it all.
User avatar #242 to #241 - sagedivinity (01/14/2014) [-]
Indeed to the first or second part?
User avatar #243 to #242 - thesoulseeker (01/14/2014) [-]
Both really, Soul Eater NOT is a spin-off.
#155 to #154 - tehinternetzguy (01/09/2014) [-]
wow, thanks, i'll be saving that
#47 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
#34 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/09/2014) [-]
>2 seconds ago   
I bet he deleted it straight after posting
>2 seconds ago

I bet he deleted it straight after posting
#121 - depedrows (01/09/2014) [-]
2 Kings 2:23-24
"Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths."
#138 to #121 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
**** yeah, Elijah
#183 to #121 - thisguyisawesome (01/09/2014) [-]
it says female bear or she bear in most versions. however as a baptist, the translation can also be two mama bears.

*just Texan things*
#52 - groovierpoet (01/09/2014) [-]
<-- best quote ever.
#87 to #23 - doubleac (01/09/2014) [-]
Is this a counter-argument to the fact that LoTR is fundamentally catholic?
User avatar #231 to #87 - threeeighteen (01/10/2014) [-]
I don't think LotR's connection to Catholicism through Tolkien is actually relevant with this picture. I think it's sorta more straight forward, Jesus is trying to get into LotR's because he's hated in his book.
User avatar #135 to #23 - unncommon (01/09/2014) [-]
Could you imagine the LotR series with Jesus Christ dragging this ****** 500lb cross through Mordor?
#30 to #23 - docvolto (01/09/2014) [-]
&quot;and on my axe&quot;
"and on my axe"
User avatar #77 to #30 - imnotkickthecat (01/09/2014) [-]
If you want to complain then talk about how the order is wrong.
User avatar #24 - uberderpyhooves (01/09/2014) [-]
I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.

1 Timothy 2:12
#58 to #24 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
When is the last time you've seen a family with the wife as the head of the family that is not extremely difunctional?
User avatar #66 to #24 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey look, it's that one quote that atheists love to take out of context again!
#141 to #66 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
Being completely honest I don't see how that can be taken in ANY other context... then again I'm catholic, I believe in God and I still think the Bible is full of cra p... The book was written thousands of years ago, going trough multiple censorships and modifications.... how seriously can you take it?
User avatar #181 to #141 - nighkey (01/09/2014) [-]
The bible is a compilation of books written over the ages by various men. This could be why such strong views on "Women must behave and never have sex at all or we should kill her with rocks" got put in religiously.

God did not want man to be lonely, so he gave him a woman, made from man's own bone. He gave animals to people to rule over. It is strongly implied that god desires one man to love one woman, and one woman to love one man simply because of this.

Also for those of you who want to poke at inbreeding.. In the BIBLE ITSELF it talks about a race of 'giants' who were populating the earth earlier. I'm a bit agnostic myself, but I'd rather have read and known about a choice than to leave myself ignorant and have an opinion.
User avatar #144 to #141 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
Maybe if you actually read 1 Timothy unlike atheists on the internet you wouldn't seriously use 1 Timothy 2:12 as an argument. Plus, how are you Christian if you think the Bible is crap?
#178 to #144 - whargarbler (01/09/2014) [-]
I read 1 Timothy. The rest of the passage is saying that women are **** because the serpent tricked a woman instead of a man, and that the only way they can save themselves is by being subservient to men and making babies.
User avatar #184 to #178 - majormayor (01/09/2014) [-]
I doubt it.
User avatar #228 to #24 - IamSofaKingdom (01/10/2014) [-]
That is a popular one for keyboard warrior atheists to quote (not attacking atheists in general, keyboard warriors in general but atheists for this particular quote).

The context of this particular quote is in regards to women leading the church at a particular church that he is writing to. The reason he tells them that they cannot teach is because women had few rights at the time and putting a woman in charge would result in horrendous social backlash that would likely be fatally detrimental to it.
#29 to #24 - rebornpooper (01/09/2014) [-]
Some translations replace "man" with "husband", making sense in the context as a warning for women to only marry those whom they trust. The whole section is kind of nice, actually. Obnoxious bitches don't go to heaven.
#43 to #29 - Rascal (01/09/2014) [-]
Pretty convenient to have alternative translations to go to.
#48 to #43 - icameforthepron (01/09/2014) [-]
Hebrew words can have multiple meanings.
User avatar #194 to #48 - clydeninetyseven (01/10/2014) [-]
I can confirm, I can speak Hebrew.
Although in the case of the above passage, the vast majority of Talmudic Rabbis believe the translation to be "man." Women ain't got know rights, yo.
User avatar #129 to #43 - bladeguy (01/09/2014) [-]
Do you speak hebrew? if so id like to see you ******* translate through multiple languages and then writing a version of a book with the exact literal translation.
#158 - yuukoku (01/09/2014) [-]
Sounds like something I'd find in a weird hentai doujin or something...
User avatar #177 to #158 - wildikdog ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I want to, but at the same time, don't want to know the source.
User avatar #201 to #177 - ashikoki (01/10/2014) [-]
Doesn't exist.

The World God Only Knows is the manga, but the words are edited.
#54 - disruptard (01/09/2014) [-]
Isaiah 34:7

"And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

Look it up, this **** is real.
User avatar #113 - extooso (01/09/2014) [-]
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

Ezekiel 25:17
#125 to #113 - winsauceiswin (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #116 to #113 - daviid (01/09/2014) [-]
boondocks saints?
User avatar #117 to #116 - extooso (01/09/2014) [-]
nope ezekiel 25:17
pulp fiction but maybe boondock saints, i havent watched it
User avatar #118 to #117 - daviid (01/09/2014) [-]
you're right bro my bad
#148 to #113 - closetfag (01/09/2014) [-]
Pulp Fiction eh?
User avatar #22 - I Am Monkey (01/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, at this point I think even "FJ-ist" sounds better than "Funnyjunkie".
#107 - nyawgga (01/09/2014) [-]
Is there a rule 34 on this quote anywhere?
#110 to #107 - waacson (01/09/2014) [-]
try beastiality sites, they're not that hidden and google can find them.
User avatar #112 to #110 - nyawgga (01/09/2014) [-]
No I mean this specific bible quote
User avatar #123 to #112 - sanguinesolitude (01/09/2014) [-]
just look up stallion dicks, we know what you want to see
User avatar #80 - iamtheceej (01/09/2014) [-]
50 Shades of Christ.
#88 to #80 - thegirlyoudespise (01/09/2014) [-]
take the damn pun
#202 - kaywillwo (01/10/2014) [-]
I was raised a Christian and I'm not gonna lie, I used to read this passage to make my peepee feel funny
#198 - Rascal (01/10/2014) [-]
Master in Theology Chiming in:

Ezekiel is a messssssed up book. Dude is told to eat his own poop, but complains a bit and God says, fine, eat cow **** instead. Good stuff, give it a read. Also 2 Kings 6 tells just how rough a famine can be.

I apparently am not signed in soo was gonna say message me for some other good stuff. Maybe I should make a post?
User avatar #217 to #198 - demandsgayversion (01/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, if I HAD to eat poop, I'd rather it be of a cow than my own.
User avatar #200 to #198 - ashikoki (01/10/2014) [-]
The best kind of anon. The sensible one :3
User avatar #156 - arnolddusk (01/09/2014) [-]

- The Bible
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