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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#14 - bananashake
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As you can clearly see, i get all the bitches
#161 to #14 - anon id: 30c97a56
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Not when I'm in the hood.
#70 to #14 - jamesbaxtersball
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Damn son!
#204 to #70 - johrny
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Is there a special source of this woman becoming wet out of nowhere
#206 to #204 - jamesbaxtersball
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She might be drunk and pissing, other than that, I have no idea.
She might be drunk and pissing, other than that, I have no idea.
#207 to #206 - johrny
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YOu crushed my dreams. Im so not into that *ahem* "pissing" stuff
YOu crushed my dreams. Im so not into that *ahem* "pissing" stuff
#245 to #207 - baaltomekk
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Laughed way too much at this
Laughed way too much at this
User avatar #2 - killerjhtwo
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The trouble I have with Harleys like that is that they look good, and I'd like to ride one. But they're so obnoxiously loud.... I'd like my bike to have a good noise, but not to the South Park levels where I'm getting called a fag for wanting attention.
If I ever were in a position where I felt a Harley or something like that was the best option for me, I'd buy whatever addon I could to make it quieter.
User avatar #21 to #2 - thinkwithportals
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As far as I know, most Harley's come from the factory pretty quiet. I think the loud ones are mostly the ones where the owners take the mufflers and catalytic converters off
User avatar #34 to #21 - killerjhtwo
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It depends, if I ever do think about getting one for cruising or commuting, I'll have to run it in the dealer and see what I think.
User avatar #80 to #2 - isenseven
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Harleys look like ass though.
User avatar #155 to #2 - apurpleliger
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I've also not heard great things about the quality and performance of Harley's in comparison to Japanese brand cruisers and touring bikes. This came from my dad, who has owned or ridden pretty much every bike in Yamaha's lineup, as well as ridden multiple Harley's and Honda's.

The only thing Harley does really well is their V-Rod series, which are considered "muscle bikes". But personally, if I were to get a muscle bike I would get a Yamaha VMAX instead. And as far as touring motorcycles go, nothing really beats a Honda Goldwing in terms of handling and quality. I'm not sure if any Harley's have a fixed fairing like the Goldwing, to be honest.

The one Harley that really interests me is the "Forty-Eight" Sportster, and that's mostly because it's one of the only bikes on the market that comes with a fat front tire, and I really love that style.
User avatar #214 to #2 - kaitora
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Loud pipes save lives.

Usually car people don't seem to give a **** about bikers.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kanyesfishsticks
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Agreed. The only time an engine should be loud is when it is such a powerful machine that it simply can't be quieted. Making a motorcycle loud on purpose is pure faggotness.
User avatar #4 to #3 - killerjhtwo
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Yup. My best friends father in law let me drive his '66 289 mustang when I was over in 'murica. That's 4.7 Liters of engine, it was as quiet as you like at normal speeds but when you picked up the pace a little there was a delightful low rumble, that's what I'd want from a Harley, but nope, even at Idle it sounds like a gnome is in the engine with a sledgehammer pounding on anti tank mines.
User avatar #13 to #2 - BlueWaffleGringe
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It's because of deaf people can't hear a stock exhaust when they are in their car blasting their stupid music, a loud obnoxious exhaust is more noticable than a single headlight and a ****** horn.
#71 to #2 - jordatron
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not a harley. it's a yamaha xv950
#5 to #2 - iamnovus
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Even though loud bikes are obnoxious, It makes people aware that you are there. If people see (or hear) you coming, you are less likely to be involved in an accident. Truth of the mater is riding a bike can be scary as **** cuz NOBODY is looking out for riders or worse people pull out in front of them with almost no braking distance. I only ride when I can take back roads to get where i'm going. More fun, less people.
User avatar #15 to #5 - cousin
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That is too true. I have a small 125cc as it is cheap as **** to run (UK petrol prices here) and the amount of people who can't hear you is insane.
User avatar #7 to #5 - killerjhtwo
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Also the Australian guy and BvG have made frequent points that buying black helmets and leathers is never advisable, and even if it's inappropriate for your bike's image, wearing a bright pink helmet on a harley is a good thing.
User avatar #11 to #7 - iamnovus
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I agree visibility is an important factor, however not many people would consider bright pink helmets (or any helmet for that matter). Sometimes people will wear the high visibility vests similar to what construction workers wear on top of their riding gear. As far as leathers go, there are not too many other products on the market that offer as much protection against road rash. You can buy synthetic blend clothes with pads but to me seem much more uncomfortable and jabby.
User avatar #149 to #11 - apurpleliger
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I think that a vibrant pink helmet would actually stand out a bit more than the hazard vest, since it's less common and just as bright. I think that's what killerjhtwo was getting at.
User avatar #10 to #5 - kevinator
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Youtube: Snowcatxx87 is a good exemple for WTF can happen (its also quite entertaining)
User avatar #8 to #5 - kanyesfishsticks
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I guess I never looked at it that way. That's why I would never ride a motorcycle. I trust myself, but I don't trust other drivers.
User avatar #6 to #5 - killerjhtwo
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Yeah, that is true, and being an aspiring biker I have no experience on the roads. But I've been watching a few videos from Mordeth13 Baron Von Grumble, Royal Jordanian, and some good australian guy I've forgotten the name of. Royal Jordanian has a bike with similar noise levels to a Harley, and people should know he's there because he's loud enough and he always revs high. But the other three ride sport bikes and at one time or another have made a video about the noise of their bikes. And the general consensus I can draw from their three videos is that you don't need a loud bike all the time, if someone is driving like an arse you can either honk, or quickly hit the rev limiter to let them know that you're there.
User avatar #12 to #6 - iamnovus
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To me, Harleys = loud. They are coming out with electric models that are super quiet but to me defeats the purpose. In all honesty, nothing is going to keep you as safe as being aware of your surroundings regardless of how loud your bike is. Cyclists get run over just as often simply b/c people don't know they are there. My advice is to take a defensive riders course and you will be thankful later. Developing bad habits, riding under the influence and road rage gets more people killed than anything else in my experience. Ride smart / Ride safe
#42 - iamcraig
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Honda Rebel. Sexy bike. Get's almost 80 mpg.
#76 to #42 - tranminh
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**** I want a bike like that, or an old honda nighthawk. An old nighthawk can run for pretty cheap, but the thing is in canada the insurance for a guy my age would be like 900 a year, which is the price of the bike.
User avatar #90 to #42 - ffx
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It's a sweet bike. Shame I'm too tall for it though.
User avatar #100 to #42 - Metallicock
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I got an 85, I ******* love it. I wanna get mini ape hangers for it
#107 to #42 - anon id: 7bd74080
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It's a chick bike. It's literally designed for women.
User avatar #109 to #107 - envinite
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A strong nord woman for sure.
User avatar #126 to #107 - hellomynameisbill
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Implying that women can drive
#190 to #42 - anon id: c3deef11
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>bike
>sexy
User avatar #39 - thasuperpimp
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If you need a bike to get you laid, you're doing it wrong.
#41 - apellon
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I really want a Hayabusa
#227 to #41 - ephialtes
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I want a bmw s1000rr hp4. What a bike
User avatar #49 to #41 - Awesomecarrot
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Things are ugly as hell but they'll get you where you want to go so fast that no-one will give a ****
User avatar #74 to #49 - minnten
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Pretty much. Who cares what it looks like when you can't even see it pass by anyway?
#16 - wickedwilliam
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500cc Master Race :')
User avatar #160 to #16 - imalex
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but you look like a faggot

cut your hair you cunt
#288 to #160 - wickedwilliam
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Oh no, someone on the internet doesn't like the way i look o.0
#40 to #16 - anon id: 7c931e57
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What are you? A woman? Why are you in the picture? You look like you just realized the thing you were taking a **** on wasn't a toilet.
#46 to #40 - wickedwilliam
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Jealously isn't very flattering my friend.
Jealously isn't very flattering my friend.
#45 to #16 - anon id: 0fd0a501
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50cc masterrace
#224 to #45 - zerolimz
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50cc masterrace indeed
#54 to #16 - loteq
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600cc unrestricted master race, **** you will!
#56 to #54 - wickedwilliam
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600cc ****** engine master race ? Has to rag it to keep up with 500cc master race ?
#57 to #56 - loteq
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i didnt go above 7000rpm, hardly ragging it
i didnt go above 7000rpm, hardly ragging it
#58 to #57 - wickedwilliam
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Because it cant
Because it cant
#59 to #58 - loteq
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can too
#61 to #59 - wickedwilliam
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"ah will need a new bike because its a bag a **** top end" Baldy 2k14
"ah will need a new bike because its a bag a **** top end" Baldy 2k14
#62 to #61 - loteq
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yh its **** but still faster than your ass
yh its **** but still faster than your ass
#63 to #62 - wickedwilliam
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Sounds like you want to race, silly Gaijin
Sounds like you want to race, silly Gaijin
#64 to #63 - loteq
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bring it fagget
bring it fagget
#65 to #64 - wickedwilliam
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Im so ready
#66 to #65 - loteq
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its on!
#92 to #16 - guicosta
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575cc master race
#106 to #16 - Glitched
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I'll go slow so you can keep up.
#111 to #16 - pilotdudeman
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is that a GS500F? I've got one just like it
#287 to #111 - wickedwilliam
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Waheyyy Good bike man
#131 to #16 - married
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Sorry i looked up your tag number. will .. I won't put your last name out there
Sorry i looked up your tag number. will .. I won't put your last name out there
#286 to #131 - wickedwilliam
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But you can't even see my licence ? :')
But you can't even see my licence ? :')
User avatar #300 to #286 - married
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Then how did I know your first name was William
#302 to #300 - wickedwilliam
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Because you are Asian and can read minds ?
Because you are Asian and can read minds ?
#20 to #16 - horrusia
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600cc Master race = P
#43 to #20 - alucardhell
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999.8cc Master race. ; )
#73 to #43 - JoshOwnsAll
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bitches please, 8300cc demi god
i wish i owned one
#217 to #73 - iamaniceperson
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None of these faggots even mirror mode
User avatar #203 to #73 - horrusia
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Would not mind taking it for a spin..
But dang man, it looks like sh**..
#200 to #73 - xxmemosxx
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It's not even street legal
#202 to #43 - horrusia
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Oh dang..   
Lovely bike!  = P
Oh dang..
Lovely bike! = P
User avatar #285 to #202 - alucardhell
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It is street legal and terrifying/amazing to drive.
User avatar #296 to #285 - horrusia
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Yeah i know the model, it's a fireblade cbr1000rr right?
Is it yours?
It must be absolutely terrifying
#38 to #20 - protroller
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7440 cc master race

but us men prefer cubes

454 to be exact
#22 to #20 - wickedwilliam
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Looks good, Stupid restriction laws in England make it too much effort to get a 600 :/
Looks good, Stupid restriction laws in England make it too much effort to get a 600 :/
User avatar #23 to #22 - horrusia
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I got my big licence by accident because an old lady down at the ''Danish DMW'' got the new rules wrong, i was so ******* happy that day.. :' )

Had and old Cb 400F from 1975 before, and it was shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit compared to this little rocket.. Very pleased with this one!
User avatar #24 to #23 - wickedwilliam
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Got an A2 licence so i'm restricted by horsepower, like restricted down to a certain limit but also restricted to the max power of the bike. Also just had to have a new value on my bike because it was running like crap. Now its the rocket it was meant to be :')
User avatar #25 to #24 - horrusia
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Those new rules are really killing the new motorcyclist.. It's insane..

New value? You mean valve? I'm a motorcycle/moped mechanic and never heard of new value? O_o

Life is just better when the rocket performs as it should.. = P
User avatar #26 to #25 - wickedwilliam
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Yeah, damn i really need to spell check :').
The valve was burnt, the guy you owned it before me had never had the valves checked.
So i only had a top speed of like 70, 80 at a push and it took a long time to get there, now its can do like 110.
User avatar #27 to #26 - horrusia
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Just had to be sure = P

Oh dang, sounds bad..
But if it's only the valves it's all cool.. ^^
#55 to #23 - anon id: 6d96eaf6
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I forget how much freedom Murica has. I can ride whatever motorcycle I want with my M class license.
#255 to #20 - anon id: 78f68eb6
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cbr 600rr master race
User avatar #276 to #255 - horrusia
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My brother owns one that's street legal..
That thing ain't..
#121 - johnnybananaz
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#182 to #121 - anon id: f91b4c6b
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fag
User avatar #234 to #121 - symustafa
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what episode is this?
#279 to #234 - johnnybananaz
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The F Word

Season 13-Episode 12
#124 to #121 - xxazeritsxx
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...u beat me to it...
...u beat me to it...
#132 - themassivefail
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Can't get road head on a bike
User avatar #138 to #132 - poutinesalad
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Should have got a challenger or a camaro.
User avatar #139 to #138 - themassivefail
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Ick. No. No I shouldn't have. I hate dodges. And my mustang can walk a camaro without even trying too hard. (It can also stay level with a supercharged dodge srt8, until 3rd gear when I pull ahead)
User avatar #179 to #139 - gmarrox
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That depends on what year your comparing. A '69 Chevy Camaro could rock just about any Mustang within a 5 year range.
User avatar #180 to #179 - themassivefail
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My 06. she's taken 2014 camero ss's with relative ease. A '69 couldn't take mine, at least not stock. (Hell, a stock 60's mustang would struggle to keep up). But, they look and sound better. So i'll give'em that.
User avatar #141 to #139 - poutinesalad
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Haha, opinions are like assholes everyones got em.

Ill give mustangs their due, they've got a quick first few gears, but pit it up against my 325is at 100 km/h and you're gonna have a bad time.
User avatar #147 to #141 - themassivefail
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Try it ;) i've taken every beemer that's tried. Latest one was an M3 Dinan. My girl ain't exactly... stock haha

Though I did almost buy a 325i myself. But I preferred what the mustang had to offer.
User avatar #148 to #147 - poutinesalad
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Once I hit 100 km/h thats when my pull comes in. Mind you I'm redlining at 100 km/h in 2nd gear. 80 at 5000 rpm.

My baby aint exactly stock either. And thats without a turbo.

Pretty good for a straight 6.
User avatar #150 to #148 - themassivefail
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I haven't turbo'd yet. Thinking of supe'ing. But she gets more than enough power with the upgrades she's got.

Yeah I like straight 6's, my jeep's got one. But, my v8's have never let me down.

(actually had a buddy who thought his bone-stock sxt charger could take my mustang... ****** delusional, I tell ya.)
#154 to #150 - poutinesalad
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Haha yeah, my buddy tried to tell me his stock volvo could rival my car and i laughed my ass off.

I've absolutely wrecked mustang GT's with this thing.

I need some offset rims though... A) these are ugly as **** and B) it turns my cornering ability from great to *******************************110-around-a-suggested-30-km/h-corner
User avatar #222 to #154 - indonesia
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is that BMW 325i? what year?
User avatar #303 to #222 - chuca
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Events leading up to the crisis[edit]
Chen Chin-hsing previously was involved in the murder of Pai Hsiao-yen, the daughter of famed Taiwanese actress Pai Ping-ping. His wife and two other relatives were imprisoned for their alleged involvement in the murder while he was on the run.[2]

The crisis[edit]
At around 7:00 PM Taiwan time, Chen Chin-hsing forcibly entered the Alexander house via the garage. The first person to see him was McGill Alexander's twelve year old daughter, Christine, who was playing piano at the time.[3] Chen put his arm around her neck, and forced her to walk upstairs, where the rest of the family was.

Chen instructed Mrs. Alexander at gunpoint to call CNN. She phoned her friend Michael, who worked at CNN. Within an hour, media were alerted to the situation and police officers surrounded the house.

Shooting starts[edit]
As police surrounded the house, they reportedly taunted Chen. As the police advanced towards the house, after Chen had warned them to stay away, Chen opened fire with one of his guns. The other one was kept pointed at Melanie, whom he was using as a human shield.[3]

After repeated begging by Mr. Alexander, Chen released Melanie and instead took Mr. Alexander as a human shield. By this point, the police had entered the house via the garage door. Chen fired shots at the policemen surging up the stairs to his position, and they retreated to the garage.

As Chen was firing at police,[1] one of his shots went through Melanie's wrist and into her back, lodging between two arteries in her pelvis. Mr. Alexander was also shot in the leg.[2]
User avatar #291 to #222 - poutinesalad
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95 325is
User avatar #292 to #291 - indonesia
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compared to 96/97 323i, which one the best?
I really want to buy 325i 1995, but it's hard to find here, most of it are 2003 or 2001
so I thought 323i or 320i 1996/1997 are better.
User avatar #294 to #292 - poutinesalad
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325 is the better vehicle, but the 323 isnt too bad.

Mines the 325is, so its got a better stock suspension than the i, but really that holds no grounds for my car cause its been entirely replaced with aftermarket parts
User avatar #172 to #154 - capslockrage
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My 94' supra TT would smoke you, even if it was stock.
User avatar #162 to #154 - themassivefail
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Hello hello, you're in BC. I'm in AB and coming to Vancouver on the 20th for a week. Maybe i'll cross you in the passes somewhere and we'll have some fun ;) haha

Christ what's volvo ever made that could rival as much as a mazda 3 XD

I'm offsetting my wheels too, eventually. bring them out a bit. More fun to be had!
User avatar #165 to #162 - ibznaughty
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s60r's or s70r's
not n/a engines but dont hate on volvo guys. theyre not that bad__
User avatar #167 to #165 - themassivefail
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Not decided yet. And yeah, they invented the 3 point seatbelt XD
User avatar #218 to #132 - dasbrot
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Not with THAT attitude you can't.
User avatar #133 to #132 - lolzponies
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10/10 would take land yacht
User avatar #137 to #133 - pilotdudeman
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>Land yacht

Never in 100 years could i think of a better way to call this type of vehicle
User avatar #157 to #137 - apurpleliger
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It's actually a pretty common name for them.
#201 to #157 - xxmemosxx
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I had an early 90's Mercedes 190E that I used to call Titanic: King of the Land Yachts
#273 to #201 - apurpleliger
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Aw, that's just a baby land yacht
#274 to #273 - xxmemosxx
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Haha ok, compared to US cars it's a baby but where I live A small 9 x 5 mile island it was a behemoth
User avatar #275 to #274 - apurpleliger
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I could see where that would be considered large. Not quite as fun though
#277 to #275 - xxmemosxx
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I was only 18 at the time. Usually, in Europe, most 18 year olds are driving compact cars or coupes, at most, but it wasn't the biggest thing we have over here but considering the situation, it was. The biggest car I've seen on Jersey roads, other than semi's and Range Rovers, was probably a Ford F-150 pick up or a couple of Lambo's.

Big American cars are fun but not as much so on tight, twisty corners on narrow, bumpy roads. That's just a funeral waiting to happen.
#281 to #277 - apurpleliger
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This was my first car. Different color but same model and year. Fortunately all the streets here are made with big trucks in mind. I actually miss driving that thing the engine recently crapped out , it was wonderful sitting up high and seeing everything around you. And honestly I was almost more comfortable parking that thing than I am parking my Kia Soul, assuming I was able to find a spot that the bus fit in.
#282 to #281 - xxmemosxx
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That's a bit of a beast haha. I used to drive my dad's mk2 Range Rover and loved it compraed to my first car, but I was the same, parking was a breeze because you can see everything around you.

And here we see the cultural differences between the US and the UK.

This is my first car. Ford Ka, 1.3ltr petrol engine smashing out a good 55+bhp probably about 30-40 by the time I was through with it . It was a surprisingly nippy little car, really good handling up to about 70mph through corners proper corners... European corners, not these poxy curves you guys have

User avatar #284 to #282 - apurpleliger
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Also, I don't know about up in the northern part, but here in Texas a Range Rover isn't considered a big vehicle, haha. The Excursion I drove is actually on the shorter end for heavy-duty trucks, of which there are many and most have lift kits and large tires.
User avatar #283 to #282 - apurpleliger
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I'm surprised you made it up to 70 mph in that thing . We've got good corners too, the road to my grandparent's cabin looks like a proper rally course. Two full-sized trucks wouldn't be able to fit side by side without going off the road some. We just like our roads to be roomy most of the time.
#295 to #283 - xxmemosxx
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I made it to 99mph with a fat friend in the car but never made 100 as I raced the tits off of it which drastically reduced the performance. It definitely wasn't made to be driven like I drove it.

Haha I was only messing. There's a few roads in the US I want to drive when I'm allowed to get a Visa and get my driving license back Mullholland Highway looks like fun

Like I say, we have bigger cars than Rangies but it's pretty much the upper end of the scale, excluding semi's. Watching these things, fully laden, making it up 25% gradients on twisty roads is fun. My dad was a truck driver for a good 10 years and going to work with him was brilliant, the road is all yours. No one messes with semi's when they're in VW Polos and Ford Focus'
User avatar #299 to #295 - apurpleliger
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That's how I feel whenever I would go back to driving the bus. Fortunately one of my other friends has a big truck and doesn't like driving himself when he can avoid it, so I usually get to drive it when we're going somewhere It's a refreshing change from my Soul, though it's not quite as easy to park because it's got a weird front end that reaches out pretty far past the tires.
#9 - firehippie
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(08/04/2014) [-]
I get all the bitches
User avatar #116 - pepemex
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I want a Vespa