i fucked up captain. .. Owner's face when
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#1 - dsgjoker (11/07/2013) [-]
Owner's face when
Owner's face when
#104 to #1 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
What the actual **** ? He ruins 2 ceiling plates, maybe 20 bucks, and you imply the owner is going to tie him and burry him alive? You obviously know nothing about people. If I was the owner, I would say "Okay, pay for the repairs and we're good.", I wouldn't try to kill him you ******* asshole.
#118 to #104 - heroicvenom (11/08/2013) [-]
have you even considered that he may have broke more than the plates mate?
User avatar #5 - vexaton (11/07/2013) [-]
I work in a bowling alley, and luckily, our ceiling is like 30ft high. I've seen a dude come in regularly throwing the balls like 10ft high, only to make them land midway through the lane and get perfect games. Goddamn this would happen all the time if the ceiling were lower...
User avatar #6 to #5 - fuzzyballs (11/07/2013) [-]
can't you just kick that kind of people out?
User avatar #48 to #6 - toosexyforyou (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm sure he's exaggerating a little bit, especially since the dude still gets a strike after doing so.
User avatar #45 to #6 - vexaton (11/08/2013) [-]
Our boss doesn't complain about it, so there's no reason to kick him out... I'd kick him out if it were my alley.
#12 to #5 - uhhyeahfmebaby (11/07/2013) [-]
I dont see how he isnt busting the wood and/or the balls doing that.
User avatar #46 to #12 - vexaton (11/08/2013) [-]
For some reason, no, neither of those things happen.
#3 - coshocker (11/07/2013) [-]
Owners FW
Owners FW
#9 - tiddycats ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
There was this bowling alley I used to go to and they were going out of business and the whole place was being torn down and all equipment was just going in the garbage, so the last night they pretty much just said "no one else is here, so do whatever you want" and said we could even start chucking the bowling balls at the walls and break 			****		.   
Our faces when we had a bunch of bowling balls, a ton of 			****		 to break, and about an hour to do whatever we wanted.
There was this bowling alley I used to go to and they were going out of business and the whole place was being torn down and all equipment was just going in the garbage, so the last night they pretty much just said "no one else is here, so do whatever you want" and said we could even start chucking the bowling balls at the walls and break **** .
Our faces when we had a bunch of bowling balls, a ton of **** to break, and about an hour to do whatever we wanted.
User avatar #111 to #9 - shitshitshit (11/08/2013) [-]
just imagine the evil those two will get up to when they get older
User avatar #92 to #9 - balloketchup (11/08/2013) [-]
>babies throwing bowling balls

Nice try.
#82 - lovestoantique (11/08/2013) [-]
Commas save lives.
User avatar #28 - sauditwo (11/07/2013) [-]
holy ****
i own a bowling and people are always throwing the balls like ******* idiots
this ******** threw like 5 balls at the same time and destroyed the system and the balls and the lane
and now he has to pay for all of it
he's literally ruined his life because he can't afford it
User avatar #88 to #28 - kgfsjholis (11/08/2013) [-]
...Wish I owned a bowling....
User avatar #38 to #28 - leonhardt (11/08/2013) [-]
What a dumbass
User avatar #33 to #28 - bgskamikaze ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
"i own a bowling" .......wut
#47 to #33 - swatlowkey (11/08/2013) [-]
Driver was an alcohol
User avatar #34 to #33 - sauditwo (11/08/2013) [-]
long story
it was supposed to be a department store
User avatar #37 to #34 - bgskamikaze ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
i understand i just saw that and was like wow that dude owns bowling must be rich
User avatar #51 to #37 - kyrill ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
he doesn't own bowling, he only owns one.
User avatar #52 to #51 - bgskamikaze ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
i was being sarcastic sir
#76 to #51 - infiniteduress (11/08/2013) [-]
so he owns exactly one bowling?
User avatar #87 to #76 - sabcy (11/08/2013) [-]
yes, so when you want to bowl just once, you must call him.
you- bowling?
him- yes, this bowling.
#36 to #34 - someoneforamoment (11/08/2013) [-]
How did it become a bowling?
User avatar #41 to #36 - sauditwo (11/08/2013) [-]
****
i don't wanna write it out
my dad already owned a small department store
he wanted to get his own stuff from some factory
he contacted some guy in korea and he went on about his amazing quality clothes and ****
my dad went to korea and when he got there the guy actually manufactured bowling ****
and my dad was just like
**** it
i'll make a bowling
User avatar #78 to #41 - vgmddg (11/08/2013) [-]
What you mean is a bowling alley.
#69 to #41 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
I wish I was rich so I could have a bowling in my basement.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sauditwo (11/08/2013) [-]
and it's my dad's
#20 - Vpirate ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this guy
Reminds me of this guy
#102 to #20 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
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#74 to #20 - GuardianofzeBlind (11/08/2013) [-]
That kid from that day forward
#97 to #20 - Shawksta (11/08/2013) [-]
**** THATS GOTTA ******* HURT LIKE A MOTHER ******
User avatar #113 to #20 - ryderjbudde (11/08/2013) [-]
I can imagine the horrible sudden pain the kid probably felt. The clinking noise, and the flash of white.

I can also imagine how that guy must have felt when his fun time out with friends turned into the worst night ever that ruined his life. In a second he transitioned from a cool dude to someone who just killed a child. Just the way he stares and slips, I can feel it.
#44 to #20 - toensix (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #20 - hairyjonson (11/07/2013) [-]
did she die
User avatar #23 to #22 - Vpirate ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
probably.
#65 to #22 - ugoboom ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
No, she's
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#66 to #20 - yisumad (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #20 - xdiabolicx (11/08/2013) [-]
ɹǝddǝd ɹp ʇǝᴉp
User avatar #91 to #20 - pwnedomega (11/08/2013) [-]
Status : Deceased
User avatar #84 to #20 - organicglory (11/08/2013) [-]
that kid probably died
#71 to #20 - brenton (11/08/2013) [-]
MFW I could see what was about to happen in extreme slow motion because I have a 			******		 computer yet I just couldn't divert my eyes for some reason.
MFW I could see what was about to happen in extreme slow motion because I have a ****** computer yet I just couldn't divert my eyes for some reason.
#77 to #20 - canofsprite (11/08/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#85 to #20 - superfake (11/08/2013) [-]
I actually cried out in shock
I actually cried out in shock
User avatar #122 to #20 - keatontheghostfox (11/08/2013) [-]
You can say... she had a splitting headache
#99 to #20 - reespawn ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 to #58 - Vpirate ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Bit slow on the draw there, bucko.
User avatar #61 to #59 - damncheese (11/08/2013) [-]
wtf i saw no comments, must be a glitch in the matrix
#72 to #20 - metalbeasteg (11/08/2013) [-]
Not really.
#27 to #20 - iamphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
And that kid grew up to be a Congressman.
#29 to #27 - tugaii (11/08/2013) [-]
Ted Cruz as a child
User avatar #63 to #29 - Dwarf (11/08/2013) [-]
Ted Cruz is a manly ass mother ****** .
User avatar #96 to #63 - abject (11/08/2013) [-]
Maybe, but he's one dumb ************ .
User avatar #2 - miia ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
i was hoping it would roll back into the aisle and get a strike
User avatar #42 - leonhardt (11/08/2013) [-]
I expected it to fall out of the ceiling further down the lane and like, get a strike or something.
#67 - yisumad (11/08/2013) [-]
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#89 - jedawg (11/08/2013) [-]
**jedawg rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at They're casual values ** owners face when
#49 - dickticklerluv (11/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #73 - shitshitshit (11/08/2013) [-]
WHAT DO YOU ******* WANT
#4 - insanefreak ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Didn't expect it to create two holes in the ceiling
User avatar #8 to #4 - ajperry (11/07/2013) [-]
what goes up must come down
#80 - bigshowsteveo (11/08/2013) [-]
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#70 - tiredandhungry (11/08/2013) [-]
I love bowling. I have 			*****		 who don't take it seriously when you have a 14 pound ball in their hand. What a cockstain
I love bowling. I have ***** who don't take it seriously when you have a 14 pound ball in their hand. What a cockstain
#110 - ShockedNazi (11/08/2013) [-]
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#114 to #110 - FatherPedobear (11/08/2013) [-]
I don't even
User avatar #116 to #110 - mysticprophecy (11/08/2013) [-]
FOR THE LAST TIME ROMAN I WON'T GO ******* BOWLING WITH YOU!
#106 - xMGx (11/08/2013) [-]
reminds me of this chick
reminds me of this chick
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