i dont feel like it. . 20 Students Were Asked "What' s The Laziest Thing You' Ever Done?" Some Of These Answers Are Pure Genius. Called the restaurant to send t

i dont feel like it

20 Students Were Asked "What' s
The Laziest Thing You' Ever
Done?" Some Of These Answers
Are Pure Genius.
Called the restaurant to send the waiter back
to my table.
I hate a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping
with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to
sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to
sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides
until I' m comfy in bed, Solution? Keep a laser
pointer en my nightstand. Once deg decides
where he' s sleeping, I' ll shine the laser pointer on
the door SC) that my cat paws it closed, " has
new become a routine that my cat will wait by
the door for the laser before laying down,
Shot 10 Nerf darts at my light switch, from
bed. Missed all elf them and slept with the lights
I downloaded a movie instead of going
upstairs to grab the DVD,
Drove to class. Escalators up third floor
classroom were braken. Went home.
Not me, but a buddy of mine was laying in
bed ene morning, Picked his nese and had no
where put it - put it back in his nese.
I tried to skip the good part elf a 33 second
redtube video.
TV remote was "Q feet out of reach, SO I
the remote centred app instead.
I once watched 2 hours of antique roadshow
because the cat jumped up in front of the TV
sensor as I was flicking through channels and fell
Used to have ene pf those 'clap en, clap off
lights in my reem. I hated clapping so I just made
an audio recording of me clapping and mapped it
to one of the programmable keys on my
I had BBQ sauce on my cheek at a restaurant.
Rather than get up to grab a napkin, I used a
piece of bread to wipe it off and then ate it.
Attached my dog' s leash to my RC monster
truck car and walked her around the
with it.,. all from the comfort of my living reem
I always heat things in the microwave for LII
or 2: 22 because I' m too lazy to move my fingers
to the f) before I hit start.
I was drunk ene night and decided the
bathroom was tee far away. So I peed in my cats
litter bcs. Didn' t feel like cleaning it up in the
morning SO I just threw the whale litter box in
the garbage.
My roommate and I arranged em dorm room
be "," Cine persin was able to
reach the mini fridge and light switch from her
bed, and the ether could reach the the winder
and AC/ heat from her bed.,., we never fought
Eating my food directly from the pot to
eliminate dishes. I hate washing dishes
Spent a half hour searching for a terrunt
download a textbook that I had left in another
Washed bed sheets. Didn' t put the sheets en
till 2 months later.
I purchased a 1000 pack of disposable plates
and cutlery.
My dishes were piling up in my dorm room,
and they were starting to smell a bit. I didn' t
want to wash them yet, so I sprayed them with
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#1 - kriml (06/14/2014) [-]
"Not me, but a buddy of mine"
User avatar #54 to #1 - Zaxplab (06/15/2014) [-]
Wasn't that meme, along with "Forever alone" invented here?
User avatar #62 to #54 - givememoarpony (06/15/2014) [-]
I think it was "Now kiss" and "Oh god why" that was invented here, apart from forever alone.
User avatar #41 to #1 - yojo (06/15/2014) [-]
Holy **** , I forgot this existed.
User avatar #15 to #1 - lolmonade (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn old meme is old
User avatar #9 - vatra (06/14/2014) [-]
#16 isn't lazy, it's practical. If you are going to be the only one eating why dirty up an extra dish?
User avatar #30 to #9 - matamune (06/15/2014) [-]
Metal tools Cutlery are not good for the pots.
#65 to #30 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
i eat 90% of my meals with wooden chopsticks
#68 to #30 - swagbot (06/15/2014) [-]

Yeah if you're an idiot who uses Teflon pots.
User avatar #88 to #68 - matamune (06/16/2014) [-]
Give me one good reason not to use teflon pots.
#89 to #88 - swagbot (06/16/2014) [-]
> Linked to cancer. Boom Done.

(but of course everything seems to be 'linked to cancer' nowadays... so even if it's not poisonous, here are some other reasons...)

> Metal pots, if used correctly are easier to clean.
> I find metal pots to be more durable.
> Even expensive Teflon pots lose their effectiveness quickly anyways.

How to clean stainless steel pot?
> Have hot water running, dunk in water right after using. Let sit on cooling stove.
> Everything will come right off like Teflon in ~10 minutes.
User avatar #90 to #89 - matamune (06/16/2014) [-]
Off all the things that could kill me, cancer is the least of my worries.
Teflon's better for cooking though, doesn't matter how long it takes to clean, only thing that matters is the food.
#91 to #90 - swagbot (06/16/2014) [-]
Food's better on Stainless Steel too. Teflon cooks weird...
User avatar #92 to #91 - matamune (06/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, if you like burned food, I won't judge
User avatar #44 to #30 - vatra (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, you're right, yet that hasn't stopped me yet.
User avatar #38 to #30 - jackieonceyspicer (06/15/2014) [-]
maybe they used a plastic spoon
#4 - omglolwtflmao (06/14/2014) [-]
MFW #11
MFW #11
User avatar #86 to #4 - asongulol (06/15/2014) [-]
too lazy to scroll up. what is #11?
User avatar #93 to #86 - omglolwtflmao (06/28/2014) [-]
You just won.
User avatar #8 to #4 - vatra (06/14/2014) [-]
I haven't.
#11 to #10 - vatra (06/14/2014) [-]
Don't feel bad, I'm rather particular about what I touch and how.
MFW I accidentally get food on my face instead of in my mouth.
#12 to #11 - omglolwtflmao (06/14/2014) [-]
MFW my burrito gets the runs.
MFW my burrito gets the runs.
#66 to #7 - swagbot (06/15/2014) [-]
A Timeless Classic
#2 - wroughten (06/14/2014) [-]
god damnit
#23 to #2 - jmmora (06/15/2014) [-]
i think i broke my switch
#53 - futonshinobi (06/15/2014) [-]
I feel like some of these required more effort than actually doing the the original task.
#22 - kuroking (06/15/2014) [-]
the microwave one
the microwave one
User avatar #39 - asasqw (06/15/2014) [-]
Have 1000ish porn files, only use first 6
#43 to #39 - nightstar (06/15/2014) [-]
#42 to #39 - apolloeighteen (06/15/2014) [-]
only use first 6 minutes*
User avatar #48 to #35 - epicactual (06/15/2014) [-]
2nd to last is me, whoever goes grocery shopping usually lets me unload. I don't mind
User avatar #46 - tenfatcats ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
when i don't feel like cooking i would just eat a packet of ramen raw.
User avatar #56 to #46 - mrbuu (06/15/2014) [-]
there is a special place in hell for people like you.
User avatar #3 - imakejewburgers (06/14/2014) [-]
7 isn't lazy, just impatient.
User avatar #55 - newmanbiggeo (06/15/2014) [-]
how is 11 lazy
#50 - roggir (06/15/2014) [-]
have a same story as #14
after a night of heavy drinking got back home and dived straight into my bed
suddenly had a terrible urge to pee, bathroom was one floor down and didn't feel like walking down and back op the stairs so i decided: **** it!
got back op and stumbled to a wall and just let it all go
my parents wanted to kill me the next morning
#49 - anon (06/15/2014) [-]
We were in a video & film project and our partner that would never work and only watched videos would constantly just play with desktop icons or click on random crap to waste time instead of working. He constantly came up with excuses like his job was too tiring and he needed a break.
#37 - nasserjamaliel (06/15/2014) [-]
im sometimes too lazy to walk to the bathroom, and im too lazy to throw away pee bottles. so i tend to pee out my window alot. especially if its like first thing in the morning
#34 - nonanonnon (06/15/2014) [-]
#11 Table manners are for the weak.

Twilight Sparkle Eating .
#72 - assrocket (06/15/2014) [-]
My dad always makes a ******** of applesauce whenever he cooks pork because he knows I like to eat the leftover sauce the next day.
One day after dinner I was still kind of hungry, so I yelled to my sister for 5 minutes to fetch me the sauce from the fridge. Because she was pissy at being yelled at for 5 minutes, she left the spoon in the kitchen.

I ate 3 cups of applesauce with my hands.
User avatar #40 - swagasauruss (06/15/2014) [-]
My wife and I both hate doing dishes so we threw all of them in the trash excluding a few pots and pans and now only use disposable plates/bowls/cutlery
User avatar #36 - exclamation (06/15/2014) [-]
I do my own laundry, but I take many days to do it. I wash it all on day 1, then put it away a few days later.
User avatar #33 - LazierThanThou (06/15/2014) [-]
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