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Future Child: Dad, I think We in leave.
Me: Well like us old tumblr users used
to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child: Dad how is that even
Me: Be he got the beet}; my child.
Future Child: ...whet
Me: Child. Do he got booty.
Future Child: 'sighs heavily" He
Me: Then I ship it, my child.