humans. . no 2013 Hart Bradshaw GERBIL WITH A JETPACK LAST MONTH THEY WERE PUMPKINS, NOW THEY' RE SHEWING BREAD UP A TURKEY' S ASS. THIS PLANET HAS ISSUES, BERT the Truth is out there
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#8 - colinrupe (11/25/2013) [-]
*Bort
User avatar #68 to #8 - crustydingleberry (11/26/2013) [-]
ITS BARCLAY YOU DENSE ************ . DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
User avatar #172 to #68 - kanatana ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
You uneducated cunt.
User avatar #4 - pbnjam (11/25/2013) [-]
Wait til they find out next month that we cut down trees, bring them indoors, and decorate their dying bodies with lights, popcorn, streamers, and other memorabilia.
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User avatar #76 to #4 - fightingirishman (11/26/2013) [-]
...and also eat out of our socks.
User avatar #99 to #4 - JENNAY (11/26/2013) [-]
And wrap family offerings under said tree with a byproduct of other dead trees for pure decoration
#21 to #4 - groovierpoet (11/26/2013) [-]
I laugh way more than i should have.
I laugh way more than i should have.
#32 to #4 - cactusphalus (11/26/2013) [-]
You decorate your tree with popcorn?! WTF man?
User avatar #46 to #32 - archiferd (11/26/2013) [-]
Dont forget the candles and candy canes
User avatar #41 to #32 - enkmaster ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What? You've never heard of that? Its sort of old-fashioned, but its pretty common still. I sometimes do it, on the off chance that im not too lazy to thread popcorn with a needle for an hour and a half.
#108 to #41 - hoopfan (11/26/2013) [-]
Where would this tradition be from? The states? Never heard of it here in britain...
User avatar #173 to #108 - enkmaster ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
No clue. Im Canadian, but I cant remember where I first heard of it.
#55 to #41 - jazzytheferret (11/26/2013) [-]
we're lazy where I am. We just put the popcorn in tiny lil wraps and hang them from the tree. Later we eat it.
#1 - schnizel (11/25/2013) [-]
You put probes in our asses and do experiments on us like we are animals and you don't like the way we eat our food and decorate our pumpkins.   
 I smell a xenox.
You put probes in our asses and do experiments on us like we are animals and you don't like the way we eat our food and decorate our pumpkins.
I smell a xenox.
#34 to #1 - sonofthedeepsouth (11/26/2013) [-]
soundofwinter will not like this. Mussolini posters tend to be very territorial.
#36 to #34 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Thou hast summoned me
#39 to #38 - soundofwinter ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
That's exactly what we're going to do
#13 - sequel (11/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #84 to #13 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/26/2013) [-]
Nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
#70 to #13 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
>their response when they see a spider
#3 - cocainismygod **User deleted account** (11/25/2013) [-]
Seriously? The alien's name is Bert? Bert?
Seriously? The alien's name is Bert? Bert?
User avatar #82 to #3 - europe (11/26/2013) [-]
Flizz'Xnarp better to your liking?
#65 to #3 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
Maybe since the subtitles are in English, the alien's real name roughly translates to Bert in their language.
#106 to #3 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
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#137 to #106 - superstephtime (11/26/2013) [-]
WWE GIFs COMMENCING!
WWE GIFs COMMENCING!
#168 to #137 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 to #3 - sepheroth (11/25/2013) [-]
There's a reason it sounded like such an alien name. I mean, who the **** is named Bert?
User avatar #16 to #15 - sepheroth (11/25/2013) [-]
Talking people here, not puppets.
#25 to #16 - rubiksoctohedron **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #25 - sepheroth (11/26/2013) [-]
I said people, not the British. What aren't you people getting here?
#83 to #27 - thascomrad (11/26/2013) [-]
Bert Karlsoon, Hero of Skara
#66 - floggnawstalgia (11/26/2013) [-]
Bert requires world domination
#87 - hiyorin (11/26/2013) [-]
You can't lobotomize what's already a vegetable.
You can't lobotomize what's already a vegetable.
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User avatar #146 to #135 - hiyorin (11/26/2013) [-]
angry moth noises indeed
User avatar #153 to #87 - maxoflifegaming (11/26/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #2 - andranadu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
They probably only visited America.
Usual.
User avatar #14 to #2 - Furubatsu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Alien trourist hotspots

Probe the elusive "Rednecked American in the deep planes of America!"
Have a taste of our local delicacy "Moe Girls of Japan!"
and take over parliament and the royal family "against the Doctor and Unit of England!"
User avatar #23 to #2 - zombiznes (11/26/2013) [-]
better than japan
User avatar #33 to #23 - derein (11/26/2013) [-]
If they visited Japan, they'd probably be reminded too much of their home planet, get homesick, and return to whence they came.
User avatar #17 to #2 - artyomthebadass (11/25/2013) [-]
I don't think they are silly enough to visit Australia haha Too much dangerous stuff
#5 to #2 - timelordeternal (11/25/2013) [-]
Some aliens only visit Europe, it happens.
Some aliens only visit Europe, it happens.
User avatar #6 to #5 - andranadu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
They were talking about thanksgiving in the post.
Do we have thanksgiving in Europe?
User avatar #7 to #6 - timelordeternal (11/25/2013) [-]
I wasn't talking about holidays, just how each culture only has aliens only visit their own respective area.
User avatar #9 to #7 - andranadu ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
True, I did see some Zygons around Barnet not too long ago... wonder what they were doing?
#10 to #9 - timelordeternal (11/25/2013) [-]
Most likely trying to sex, that's all those aliens ever want. They don't even bother to call back.
Most likely trying to sex, that's all those aliens ever want. They don't even bother to call back.
#11 to #10 - John Cena (11/25/2013) [-]
Trying to sex.
"Can I please enroll in your sex training program please."
"That'll be £50."
"Actually I have a savings coupon."
#51 - arcticassassin (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #86 to #51 - gagapeepapcuyler (11/26/2013) [-]
datz hot
#58 to #51 - deadlydong (11/26/2013) [-]
why is there a picture of chuck norris there!?
why is there a picture of chuck norris there!?
User avatar #60 to #59 - arcticassassin (11/26/2013) [-]
I meant to post my "I have no idea" gif but close enough
User avatar #88 to #58 - cocoman (11/26/2013) [-]
Probably HowToBasic
#105 to #88 - zenet (11/26/2013) [-]
you called?
you called?
#102 to #58 - cough (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm more concerned about the fact that he is fisting a raw chicken.
I'm more concerned about the fact that he is fisting a raw chicken.
#24 - Shole (11/26/2013) [-]
Bert
#131 - kaboomz (11/26/2013) [-]
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wheres the ******* gerbil?
#132 to #131 - tenthdivine (11/26/2013) [-]
In a homosexual man.
In a homosexual man.
#113 - achphoenix (11/26/2013) [-]
humans = americans    to aliens   
we have done neither here, why must we be judged equally?
humans = americans to aliens
we have done neither here, why must we be judged equally?
#115 to #113 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
stfu cunt, americans are not the only ones here on earth. ******* retarded cunt. -.-
#126 to #125 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
omg thxxxx XDDDD
omg thxxxx XDDDD
#116 to #115 - badasszilla (11/26/2013) [-]
I think that was his point, anon...
User avatar #123 to #116 - achphoenix (11/26/2013) [-]
thank you
#124 to #123 - badasszilla (11/26/2013) [-]
any time, buddy
#117 to #116 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
no no, you retard, he claims that americans are the only ones, but they are not. there's tons of other countries. 			*******		 retarded. =.=   
   
god i hate retards.
no no, you retard, he claims that americans are the only ones, but they are not. there's tons of other countries. ******* retarded. =.=

god i hate retards.
#118 to #117 - badasszilla (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm assuming you're joking.
#122 to #118 - pettdavids ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Either laugh because of his joke, or laugh because he's stupid
It's a win either way
#120 to #118 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
whatever you say, retard
whatever you say, retard
User avatar #128 to #120 - cula (11/26/2013) [-]
can you really be that stupid?
#109 - datgermanguy (11/26/2013) [-]
>posting as anon   
>getting frontpage   
>HFW
>posting as anon
>getting frontpage
>HFW
#111 to #109 - John Cena (11/26/2013) [-]
Knowing this website I wouldn't be surprised if 25% or more of the thumbs are from people upvoting just for that reason to piss the dude off a little bit.
User avatar #112 to #109 - nekkilu (11/26/2013) [-]
exactly. thank you for reminding me.
User avatar #127 - cula (11/26/2013) [-]
Putting trees in the living room and **** .. humans..
#114 - CXJokerXD (11/26/2013) [-]
I was expecting him to say something about a Gerbil with a jetpack
I was expecting him to say something about a Gerbil with a jetpack
#81 - SILENCEnight (11/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Halloween Hurdles ** Huemens?
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Halloween Hurdles ** Huemens?
#98 - chickendinna (11/26/2013) [-]
we may make no sense, but we'll kick your ass....ISN'T THAT RIGHT PYLE?
#94 - cosmicapprentice (11/26/2013) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Time out...wtf is this ** Just humans.
#50 - hentaisweetie (11/26/2013) [-]
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#19 - imagnetsux (11/25/2013) [-]
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at busted ** what we're doing for christmas
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