hue hue hue. . CI Anonymous we (18/ 03/ ) & 28 Replies: 2x43359315 :: a small local dinner eating breakfast kl usual rare steak rah waitress visibly in the fina
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CI Anonymous we (18/ 03/ ) & 28 Replies: 2x43359315 ::
a small local dinner eating breakfast
kl usual rare steak
rah waitress visibly in the final stages Elf pregnancy brings my meal
else I relish en fine beef. I order scotch as I always do alter eating
waitress moves behind the cc) intento peer my drink
sees thatthe bottle is en rather high shelve and notices that her small frame and her condition weild never allow harte reach it
that. being the independent weman that she is.. she tries to get a chaircolt she can climb en but all chairs are tee heavy fer . feminine arms
leeks around and her eyes leek with mine . and in an instinct she leeks dawn
Yet again" I think as I disregard all rules and walk towards her. with sure steps
Eevery men in the diner leek everthing rare steaks with mischievous smiles. They can smell the oppression
puhlease. ' t_" she tries to say
a single hand I put aside the heavy chair she struggled SC) much to mave- in a swift.. patriarchal mew
lips as selvaging involuntarily becomes moist. as ajew' s mouth ever money.
Wwomen all around heads. A beeng girl in tears ask her mother. "Why mem why?"
men relish en the fear putting their hands inside . adjusting their now erect penises Some start laughing and pounding the tables with their closed fists
get close to the weman my fully erect phallus slightly touching her pregnant belly and without looking. I grab the bettle fromthe shelve
sshe drops en the holding herself. unable to held
sthe men get up and start tables with their erect penises like percussion instruments. . rape I' m commiting even crueler
s" Don' t werk tee hard, miss. I got it."
tas I pick up a glass and peer myselfe drink she starts sobbing " you-." and suddenly gees into Ieber
else she screams. a baby semes out of her. with a mustache
s" was my privilege
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User avatar #13 - leafonthewind (10/04/2013) [-]
The steak was rare but the rape was well done
#2 - brobathehutt (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, I was a ten pound baby with a mustache when I was born... I was born in a restaurant to a waitress... Oh god....
#16 - wesleyhathaway (10/04/2013) [-]
"like percussion instruments"
#6 - empithree (10/03/2013) [-]
baby's FW.
baby's FW.
#5 - mauerman ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
what
what
#12 - shitflippingpattie (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Moar?

These used to be the shit
User avatar #8 - megpoidgumibear (10/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Actually, when you are in your mom's belly at 4 months, you will grow a mustache. you'll EAT the mustache, and in your first poop your moustache is contained.

Source:
uhh... Science.
#20 - antzell ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
"Her vagina involuntarily becomes moist, like a Jew's mouth over money."
#15 - cozer (10/04/2013) [-]
<Babies face when being born
<Babies face when being born
User avatar #9 - stevenpin (10/03/2013) [-]
god i love these, thumb for you
#36 - vampyrate (10/04/2013) [-]
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#32 - thatbrevitything (10/04/2013) [-]
God I love those stories /pol/ is full of them
God I love those stories /pol/ is full of them
#30 - isoscelessandwich (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #17 - gameingwolf (10/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Of course a chauvinistic male like myself would like this post.
#34 - amil (10/04/2013) [-]
Her vagina involuntarily becomes moist, like a Jew's mouth over money.
Her vagina involuntarily becomes moist, like a Jew's mouth over money.
#3 - vandettamask (10/03/2013) [-]
They said it was the end.  They were wrong
They said it was the end. They were wrong
#37 - jbywalec (10/04/2013) [-]
When I read the first few lines I was like: "Hmm, I think this story is fake, who would order a steak and scotch for breakfast? Only Charlie Sheen would do that."


But after reading the rest of the story, I can evaluate that it is infarct a true story.
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