how to celebrate new years. .. I was waiting for this to be reposted this year as well.
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#10 - optimos (01/01/2014) [-]
I was waiting for this to be reposted this year as well.
I was waiting for this to be reposted this year as well.
User avatar #117 to #10 - vandettamask (01/01/2014) [-]
Wouldn't be a newyear without it.
#133 to #10 - namdrut (01/01/2014) [-]
here's to a good year of wine and tits.
here's to a good year of wine and tits.
#46 to #10 - bujo (01/01/2014) [-]
Make this a yearly thing, so its a part of funnyjunk tradition.
User avatar #96 to #46 - sircontagious ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
it has been posted somewhere on the internet for the past 4 or 5 years now. All for the same reason. Except in 2012 when it was changed to have a nuke in the background for the mayan calender ******** .
#101 to #46 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
No. Bye.
#11 - mankey (01/01/2014) [-]
I just watched the London celebrations and everyone had a ******* camera phone! What the **** do you think is the point?! You have no lens control, shutter control, light control or manual focus, so all you're going to see is a big black screen with big white flashes and the other ******* retard in front of you filming the exact same thing!

Who is sat at home thinking, no, I don't want a good quality video and sound version filmed live by the BBC. I'm going to wait for some twat with an i-phone to upload it tomorrow on Youtube. That's the *true* experience!

That said, even the BBC ****** up. STOP CUTTING TO A CLOSE UP OF A CARRIAGE ON THE ******* LONDON EYE! The fireworks are building up to a crescendo and *cut to the crowd* WHAT THE **** ?! I want to see the ******* fireworks display! I don't want to watch a bunch of ********* watching the thing I want to watch!

Nearly an hour into 2014 and I'm already pissed off.
User avatar #33 to #11 - techjoker (01/01/2014) [-]
First you complain about people watching fireworks through screens, then you complain about not seeing fireworks through your screen.
User avatar #12 to #11 - tentaquil (01/01/2014) [-]
What a ****** way to start the new years
User avatar #13 to #12 - mankey (01/01/2014) [-]
Well I'm off for my yearly suicide attempt, I have a whole elaborate set up this year involving balloon animals and a bowling ball. But ************* keep texting me and when I go to look, on the off chance that it's Emma Watson and she has finally decided to accept my marriage proposal, the ******* boomerang misses me and I have to set it up again!
User avatar #65 to #13 - comandante (01/01/2014) [-]
You know, I was having a pretty ****** day, your comment made me laugh to tears just off the top of it. thank you.
#28 to #13 - tyroneisanigger (01/01/2014) [-]
No one cares.

I don't suggest shooting yourself, it's too messy.
User avatar #126 to #28 - mankey (01/01/2014) [-]
Well unfortunately the hamster chewed through the rocket fuse and the bungee cord snapped. The resulting coke/mentos explosion means I woke up this morning with a black eye and a concussion.....also I am now apparently banned from Toys R Us and my local pet shop. Bit of a downer, but better luck next year. Think I'll try using a chinchilla and maybe a left handed boxing glove instead.....also probably lose the "Congratulations" banner, seems a little superfluous and kind of showing off if I'm honest.
User avatar #132 to #11 - iamgriffman (01/01/2014) [-]
i was there at the london fireworks, it was just people with phones out not fully enjoying it for what it is. the display was ok but i enjoyed last years better
User avatar #14 to #11 - ronyx ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
well said
User avatar #22 to #11 - thatonetyler (01/01/2014) [-]
dont worry buddy, i wont be able to drink until after its 2014 because im the desinated driver until 12:00
#20 to #11 - MasterManiac (01/01/2014) [-]
I also watched it live on BBC and I've got to say that it was hugely disappointing compared with last year. The music choices were mediocre at best and they didn't even bother trying to mix them together; just one song stopped, a break and then another began. As you said camera work was tragic with zooms on the crowds, the London Eye and Big Ben at fairly random intervals as opposed to the fireworks, which is literally burning hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers' money right in front of our eyes so we might as well be able to watch them. And finally what was up with the total overkill of fireworks right at the end? Looked more like a warzone than a fireworks display. If I wanted to watch that I would have just turned on CNN.

/rant
User avatar #75 to #11 - BubsyB (01/01/2014) [-]
Not to mention the dickheads filming are probably never gonna watch it from their phone later aswell.... I don't understand why people don't just watch it when it's happening.
User avatar #134 to #75 - iamgriffman (01/01/2014) [-]
very true, it was awesome to enjoy it for what it was on the night instead of just getting a video which is of poor quality
#39 to #11 - drinpa (01/01/2014) [-]
Is that person in the bottom right trying to record the fireworks with a book?
User avatar #130 to #39 - ifuhq (01/01/2014) [-]
It's probably some sort of tablet, I have a Kobo Reader and it only has a camera on the front.
#122 - anon (01/01/2014) [-]
Cool guys dont look at explosions
User avatar #136 to #122 - secretdestroyers (01/01/2014) [-]
That is.....a valid point.
#128 to #122 - afaik (01/01/2014) [-]
You smug 			****
You smug ****
#63 - canyoudiggit (01/01/2014) [-]
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#98 to #63 - peezle (01/01/2014) [-]
**peezle rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at What did ya say? ** He says millennium instead of year.
**peezle rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at What did ya say? ** He says millennium instead of year.
#125 - cjasper (01/01/2014) [-]
This is all to accurate...
#38 - envinite (01/01/2014) [-]
It's like 			*******		 'Nam down here   
   
I don't really care if the fireworks fired and explode up the sky high, but some 			********		 fired some fireworks like it was exploded 5 meters above the ground. Even some people running around screaming like they are in agony because the fireworks is too close to them. Hell, it's like bomb-it-boston 2 trailer   
   
And I swear some of them are actually gunshots
It's like ******* 'Nam down here

I don't really care if the fireworks fired and explode up the sky high, but some ******** fired some fireworks like it was exploded 5 meters above the ground. Even some people running around screaming like they are in agony because the fireworks is too close to them. Hell, it's like bomb-it-boston 2 trailer

And I swear some of them are actually gunshots
User avatar #68 to #38 - brendantheferret (01/01/2014) [-]
**** , be glad you don't live in San Diego

You have to actually hide under things at midnight to not get shot
#109 to #38 - avyon (01/01/2014) [-]
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#83 to #38 - brisineo (01/01/2014) [-]
Everyone in my town are incredibly pyromaniac when it comes to new years and other holidays...   
   
As soon as the clock hit 12:00, it was like a constant war zone, with fireworks, fire crackers, rockets, and your occasional bullet and improvised high explosive or stick of dynamite, all going off at the same time.  The wind-less air is thick with the smell of gunpowder, and the sky and several people's lawns are set ablaze, despite it being 0 degrees and 4 inches of snow covering the ground.   
   
It's still going on.  And it's small compared to the other month we're allowed to have fireworks.   
   
mfw July 4th
Everyone in my town are incredibly pyromaniac when it comes to new years and other holidays...

As soon as the clock hit 12:00, it was like a constant war zone, with fireworks, fire crackers, rockets, and your occasional bullet and improvised high explosive or stick of dynamite, all going off at the same time. The wind-less air is thick with the smell of gunpowder, and the sky and several people's lawns are set ablaze, despite it being 0 degrees and 4 inches of snow covering the ground.

It's still going on. And it's small compared to the other month we're allowed to have fireworks.

mfw July 4th
#111 - traffy (01/01/2014) [-]
he forgot to wear is party fedora
User avatar #113 to #112 - traffy (01/01/2014) [-]
yes
#118 to #114 - lyukang (01/01/2014) [-]
I dunno why, but this made me loose my ****
User avatar #77 - spazzin (01/01/2014) [-]
I'm from Chicago. Instead of fireworks it's gun shots.
User avatar #107 to #77 - buthow (01/01/2014) [-]
I can confirm
#69 - xzayviaaeyeres (01/01/2014) [-]
I stayed home, Bought Lego marvel Super heroes on steam for no reason and proceeded to play that into the new year.   
   
 I regret nothing
I stayed home, Bought Lego marvel Super heroes on steam for no reason and proceeded to play that into the new year.

I regret nothing
#49 - becauserugby (01/01/2014) [-]
Just putting it out there...   
I spent new years jamming to Kim Dotcom's DJ'ing along with a 			*******		 of other people.   
   
And it was GLORIOUS
Just putting it out there...
I spent new years jamming to Kim Dotcom's DJ'ing along with a ******* of other people.

And it was GLORIOUS
User avatar #105 to #49 - omgwtfisthatidont (01/01/2014) [-]
He bought all the fireworks for the event too, which explains his spot in the line up
#54 to #49 - guu (01/01/2014) [-]
The hell?
#67 to #54 - becauserugby (01/01/2014) [-]
Look up Rhythm and Vines my friend
#89 - cazabrow (01/01/2014) [-]
I didn't feel like going out to a party full of old high school people I didn't even talk with, so prior and through the stroke of midnight I decided to play Black Ops II Zombies Origins, since I hadn't play it in ages.

It was the most fun I'd had in the past month.
#97 - crazymannequin (01/01/2014) [-]
I stayed home drank a six pack of heinekens and ate a pizza
I stayed home drank a six pack of heinekens and ate a pizza
User avatar #124 to #97 - cjasper (01/01/2014) [-]
As did I my friend, great way to spend new years eve.
#116 to #97 - swordwoman (01/01/2014) [-]
I really need a pizza now.
#129 - lvlonemeepo (01/01/2014) [-]
This was the first time I celebrated New years out, I was with my girlfriend and we were on top of her roof looking at the fireworks. But this post basically hits me every other new years eve I've had.
This was the first time I celebrated New years out, I was with my girlfriend and we were on top of her roof looking at the fireworks. But this post basically hits me every other new years eve I've had.
User avatar #121 - khajiithaswares (01/01/2014) [-]
The new year started well. I'm still piss drunk, but I have to be back at the base in about five and a half hours. The sad part is that the base is about 250 km away from where i am at the moment.

so hangover
so wow
User avatar #137 to #121 - dildobarbarian (01/01/2014) [-]
wow, man, you're so hardcore and alpha.
#138 to #137 - ultratoaster (01/01/2014) [-]
He is on FJ, he no alpha.
He is on FJ, he no alpha.
User avatar #139 to #138 - dildobarbarian (01/01/2014) [-]
Thats the joke.jpg
#120 - venilly (01/01/2014) [-]
any Germans ?
any Germans ?
User avatar #123 to #120 - huszti (01/01/2014) [-]
aw yiss, ************* dinner for one.
sadly, i have no gif from dinner for one
User avatar #127 to #120 - ljxjlos (01/01/2014) [-]
Yes. And it was the first year that I didn´t manage to watch Dinner for One...
User avatar #135 to #120 - takesomemorewater (01/01/2014) [-]
Sent in Denmark as well...there it's called "90-års Fødselsdag" or "90th Birthday"
#86 - senorfrog (01/01/2014) [-]
I tried to watch the celebrations on CNN....everywhere but America seemed to have awesome parties. Just Dubhai's fireworks was amazing, then cut to New Orleans and I felt like sleeping. Next year's celebration has got to be better, and with hover boards.
User avatar #119 to #86 - ldial (01/01/2014) [-]
President Ackerman approves this message
User avatar #146 to #86 - thempc (01/01/2014) [-]
well that's because dubai has a ******* of money
and an equal ******* of poverty
User avatar #19 - thejusticar (01/01/2014) [-]
anyone else have those ******* annoying neighbors that sit out there and bang pots and pans for like 3 hours non stop like ******* assholes
User avatar #37 to #19 - konradkurze (01/01/2014) [-]
bang pots
you live next to rednecks?
User avatar #70 to #19 - saygoodnight (01/01/2014) [-]
Well. My neighbors don't do that. But they do fire off hundreds of rounds into the air each year until like 3 in the morning. They are Derby car-rednecks.
User avatar #41 - learmy (01/01/2014) [-]
I always celebrate new year with my friends and my girlfriend...at least I have a social life out there.
User avatar #47 to #41 - edraham ONLINE (01/01/2014) [-]
> implying we cannot have one "in there"
User avatar #42 to #41 - sirlorddarthvader **User deleted account** (01/01/2014) [-]
Good for you.
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