how romantic. . Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 22: 21 2012 hlo. 272173813 Quited By: sash girl out en a date sshe says yes sash time her dad can drive us to the movie
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Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 22: 21 2012 hlo. 272173813
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sash girl out en a date
sshe says yes
sash time her dad can drive us to the movies
sshe just gives me a blank stare
ssh well ysu guys should pick me up around 7
ggive harpist bump and run home in excitement
wer and her dad pick me up around 7
we site says a en the overthere
we drops us off
we I' m getting out ofthe car I stop and ash him forthe moneyfortea movie
we just stares at me
inform him movies daft grow en trees
we gives me SSH
El clear and keep my hand out
we gives me
bl roll my eyes and "thanks. guy" really sarcastically
agirl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
wet to the ticket
ddid ysub dad give ysu any moneyfortea meme?
sshe looks like she' s about to cry
ysu should call him because he only gave me enough fer myself and same feed
didn' t gs en a second date
Fri New 23 12: 28: 21 2012 hito.
What, what...
Anonymous Fri New 23 12: 29: 33 2012 hito.
wave didn' t gs en a second date
What went wrong?
Anonymous Fri New 23 17: 30: 07 2012
She must not like movies
Anonymous Fri New 23 17: 33: 09 2012 hlo. 272173910
Isl herded sounds beta as mph
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User avatar #2 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (10/03/2013) [-]
i cringed.
#1 - superduperpuper (10/03/2013) [-]
I love this one, always forget to fav it, but not this time!
User avatar #12 - thebossome (10/04/2013) [-]
I typed it up if anyone wants it.

>Ask girl out on a date
>she says yes
>ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies
>she just gives me a blank stare
>ok well you guys should pick me up around 7
>give her fist bump and run home in excitement
>her and her dad pick me up around 7
>no one says a word on the way there
>her dad drops us off
>as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask gim for the money for the movie
>He just stares at me
>Politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he gives me $30
>I clear my throat and keep my hand out
>he gives me another $10
>I roll my eyes and say "thanks guy" really sarcastically
>girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
>get to the ticket window
>did your dad give you money for the movie?
>she looks like she's about to cry
>well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food
>we didn't go on a second date
#17 to #12 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Why...
User avatar #25 to #17 - iamkagji (10/04/2013) [-]
For copypastas, of course
User avatar #9 - xXMAQXx (10/04/2013) [-]
"thanks, guy"
#10 - Kairyuka ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
THIS IS HURTING ME
MAKE IT STAHP
#6 - ohemgeezus (10/04/2013) [-]
God damn I always love reading this **** each time I see it, the Justified pic helps as well
User avatar #8 - wellimnotsure (10/04/2013) [-]
I missed the funny, but got all the stupid
User avatar #13 to #8 - Silver Quantum (10/04/2013) [-]
looks like you already got that in your genes
#3 - squamousness **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
I don't get it, can someone explain?
User avatar #22 to #3 - nustix (10/04/2013) [-]
Hey guys hey I think he's joking, acting like he doesn't understand just like the people on the thread did. Sometimes I really don't understand you people.
User avatar #7 to #3 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
but how? Its about as straight forward as a post can possibly be
#4 to #3 - shitposting (10/04/2013) [-]
guy is alpha as **** asking his dates dad for cash and ****
#23 - nimblewalrus (10/04/2013) [-]
Justified thread.
Justified thread.
#16 - evanxzile (10/04/2013) [-]
Politely inform him movies don't grow on trees.
User avatar #14 - herculespower (10/04/2013) [-]
this guys like " **** being chauvinist, I'm gonna get my dates Dad to pay for me"

User avatar #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
asking the male to pay for everything on a date is just plain sexist and an unfair gender role

masculism
User avatar #15 to #11 - stefanieg (10/04/2013) [-]
if they wanna get in my pants they better pay.
#19 to #15 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
Two ******* people enjoy the sex, faggot. You both get in eachother's pants.
User avatar #20 to #11 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
guys, it was a feminist double standards joke
User avatar #18 to #11 - crazehtoast (10/04/2013) [-]
It's also a standard of society you should have figured out already.
Just pay, faggot.
User avatar #27 to #18 - gigapower (10/04/2013) [-]
It's actually an OLD standard of society. Because males made more money the women back then. Now that its equal pay I make sure the amount paid is equal.... Percentage wise. If I have a better job I'm not gonna make em pay a lot ... maybe just cover tip.
User avatar #21 to #18 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
money doesn't gow on trees, and cotton grows on short flowers plants
User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy (10/04/2013) [-]
Alpha as ****
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