holmium. Found this thought of you guys. A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a wolrd argument about who was be AP Chem HO other
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Found this thought of you guys

A while ago In my AP Chemistry class, this one
annoying kid and my friend were having a wolrd
argument about who was better. The annoying
kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to
which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend
has 67 protons." In response, the entire class,
including the teacher, turned their heads to look
at the periodic table on the wall. The element
with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical
symbol mo." My teacher was the first to laugh.
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User avatar #1 - thegrohltroll (01/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I wonder how much was he waiting to use that joke. It's not even funny
User avatar #2 to #1 - EnergizierAnon (01/15/2014) [-]
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#13 - wookiecookie (01/16/2014) [-]
Girl you're a 10....   
On the PH scale. Because you're a basic bitch.
Girl you're a 10....
On the PH scale. Because you're a basic bitch.
#8 - ofc (01/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I think this played together way too well. Gonna have to call it.
I think this played together way too well. Gonna have to call it.
#6 - jimmytwoshoes (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
chemistry humor ._.
#9 - kibbleking (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**kibbleking rolled a random image posted in comment #372606 at Friendly ** The legitimacy of this story in one picture.
#32 - alekshm (01/16/2014) [-]
Le X-men face
User avatar #11 - unfairlybanned (01/16/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Boron Actinium Oxygen Nitrogen
#14 to #11 - makutasfinest (01/16/2014) [-]
Fluorine   
Uranium   
Carbon   
Potassium   
   
Yttrium   
Oxygen   
Uranium
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium

Yttrium
Oxygen
Uranium
#37 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>your girlfriend has "Ho"
>teacher laughs

How old was the teacher, 12?


#40 to #37 - daffyduckyo (01/16/2014) [-]
She has 67 protons, therefore she is a "Ho"
She has 67 protons, therefore she is a "Ho"
#30 - noobwarzz (01/16/2014) [-]
First time in the top 15.........now what?
#26 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/16/2014) [-]
I bet someone imagined doing this in his chemistry class
#20 - ninjapuppies (01/16/2014) [-]
Boron, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Erbium
User avatar #42 - skyrimrolla **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [-]
YOU CAN'T ******* FIND ME ILL RIP OFF YOUR ASSHOLES AND ATTACH YOUR NUTS TO MY FACE AND FECES ON MY ANAL HOLESN BLWAHHH
User avatar #33 - forcefully (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I though this was Sodium funny.
#28 - allinallout **User deleted account** (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
doubt. no one cares about the actinides in general chemistry
User avatar #31 to #28 - gelind ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
No one cares about them in just about any chemistry they have very very limited use. Hell only half the periodic table gets used by everyday chemistry. Most of it is to reactive or radioactive o get near.
#21 - tomowrath ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is retarded
#27 to #21 - anonymous (01/16/2014) [-]
#18 - kakashikak (01/16/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this powerful pickup line
User avatar #17 - sirbonzaiatak (01/16/2014) [-]
it takes an AP student to get that one! *sarcasm*
User avatar #16 - tacogrenade (01/16/2014) [-]
did u at least get head?
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User avatar #7 - whichever (01/16/2014) [-]
Tungsten Holmium Rhenium WHoRe
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