Whenever I feel bad I remind myself that at least I don't show people I just met furry porn
Battle of gods is lookin good
That's why you should always have ear protection at the range.
"OOOOH, look, he's got a gun."
"I wonder if he might release me from the hell that is my life?"
"Did I feed the cat this this morning?"
All theses thoughts and more running through his head.
Sleeping is not a luxury one can't afford living in that building.
”Hello, is that the Acme Plant Hire Company? I need to hire a crane to lift my husband out of our house... yes, that’s right..... he’s ‘fun sized’ “