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hey-fucktruck. This is me alright. teammates: Catingle sf Unable find bye because, in addition to the fact I' m fiercely unattractive and I' m not particularly

This is me alright

Tags: shit
teammates:
Catingle sf Unable find
bye because, in addition to the
fact I' m fiercely unattractive and
I' m not particularly interesting nor
talented, my standards have been
set unrealistically high after years
of mentally dating celebrities and/
or fictional characters.
thank you for putting this in words
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#5 - Ihazfunkitty (12/17/2013) [-]
all i do is sit on my ass browsing the internet
User avatar #167 to #5 - greenstrongworld (12/18/2013) [-]
Well if what you were sitting on wasn't an ass, I'd be surprised.
User avatar #18 to #5 - mcderper (12/17/2013) [-]
Try laying down and browsing for a fun new experiance
#28 to #18 - lasmamoe (12/17/2013) [-]
Do this. It's great.
#20 - sidathon (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm about as good at flirting as that microsoft word paperclip was at actually helping you.   
   
 but hey, the world is wide and you're alive - enjoy the little things and appreciate what you have, it will get better
I'm about as good at flirting as that microsoft word paperclip was at actually helping you.

but hey, the world is wide and you're alive - enjoy the little things and appreciate what you have, it will get better
#178 to #20 - DickSlap (12/18/2013) [-]
Seeing this while listening to Dubstep
Seeing this while listening to Dubstep
#34 - hueyfreeman (12/17/2013) [-]
The whole "fangirling about celebrities" is why I dumped my last girlfriend. 			****		 is annoying as 			****		.   
   
Like seriously, who the 			****		 says to their boyfriend, "You're great and all, but I'd dump you for Tom Hiddleston in a heartbeat." in front of our friends.   
   
She wasn't even attractive! Tumblr has just inflated her 			*******		 ego so much that she's not even a 			*******		 person anymore, just an annoying, bitching feminist.   
   
 Sorry for ranting please dont hate me
The whole "fangirling about celebrities" is why I dumped my last girlfriend. **** is annoying as **** .

Like seriously, who the **** says to their boyfriend, "You're great and all, but I'd dump you for Tom Hiddleston in a heartbeat." in front of our friends.

She wasn't even attractive! Tumblr has just inflated her ******* ego so much that she's not even a ******* person anymore, just an annoying, bitching feminist.

Sorry for ranting please dont hate me
#36 to #34 - hondasupermoto (12/17/2013) [-]
How did you respond to the ridiculous question ? just curious.
User avatar #37 to #36 - hueyfreeman (12/17/2013) [-]
What question?
#38 to #37 - hondasupermoto (12/17/2013) [-]
dammit brainfart. i meant how did you respond to her saying that dumb **** about dumping you
User avatar #39 to #38 - hueyfreeman (12/17/2013) [-]
I stayed silent, and then I dumped her the next day.

That took some effort on my part, considering she was my first girlfriend.
#40 to #39 - hondasupermoto (12/17/2013) [-]
Ouch, but the right call considering her saying something like that is basically her already dumping you.

man women are weird.
User avatar #189 to #39 - nightgrinder (12/18/2013) [-]
bro that sucks ass. **** GIRLS! i mean i have a gf, but she has broken up with me 3 times and she makes out with everyone. but dude that is hard!
User avatar #228 to #189 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
Why are you still with a girl thats broken up with you so many times. My ex broke up with me more than 5 and that should have been a sign enough to leave.
User avatar #229 to #228 - nightgrinder (12/18/2013) [-]
because im desperate. and she gives me sex. im also super clingy so im delusional and i think i love her.
User avatar #230 to #229 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
Dude i was the exact same way. You'll be doing your mental health a favor and leaving her.
User avatar #231 to #230 - nightgrinder (12/18/2013) [-]
probably bro. but there is no one else out there for me. ive dated 8 others, none of them going over 2 weeks. this one has been going on for two months. im stayin put
User avatar #232 to #231 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
relationships aren't everything. You should probably spend time trying to figure out how to love yourself then seeking out love from other people. I'm assuming your young like me so you still have a long time to meet a lot of girls. It might not happen next month or even next year but it'll happen.
User avatar #233 to #232 - nightgrinder (12/18/2013) [-]
yeah dude. im 15. I know, but i really like her and we are settling our relationship now. no more of her **** . so awesome
User avatar #234 to #233 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
Ah similar thing happened when I was 16. It was really ****** at first which should have been enough for me to realize it wasn't good. **** man she made me feel like crap. It was only after maybe a year did things finally start turning good but I became bitter after all the **** I gone through. Look man if a girl treats you like crap at the start of a relationship it's sign you guys aren't compatible and it's best to split things off before you even become more attached.
User avatar #235 to #234 - nightgrinder (12/18/2013) [-]
you've been here before then. you know that it would be so mean to end it with her. I love her so much, and it would kill me to do that
User avatar #236 to #235 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
Well man I'll just end this convo right here. If things end take it as a lesson learned cause after the first love(at least for me) you don't really really become attached to anyone like that anymore.


Also watch 500 days of summer in the future it's related
#63 to #39 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
did she ask why?
User avatar #70 to #34 - nervaaurelius (12/17/2013) [-]
I know girls who cried when Paul Walker died. One of them is a close friend and fangirls over so many musicians. I know guys do this too but for the most part I can't think of a celebrity I'd cry over nor do I obsess over any celebrity.
#103 to #70 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
But you actively watch porn and I'm sure you'd cheat/dump your girlfriend to sleep with your favorite porn star. This goes for you too hueyfreeman.
User avatar #105 to #103 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
I can honestly doubt I look at my favorite porn stars the same way women tend to look at their favorite male celebrity considering that they're well...porn stars. Not exactly grade A women.
User avatar #226 to #105 - heartlessrobot (12/18/2013) [-]
What do you mean "Women"?
#73 to #34 - gmarrox (12/17/2013) [-]
You summed up one of my exes perfectly.
Pic is me and her before prom my senior year.

She was so nice and down to earth but then she got popular on tumblr and told me about all her sex dreams with certain celebrities and became a raging feminazi hipster and it made me want to jump off a bridge. Then she dumped me because i had to shave my head for the military.
#224 to #73 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Damn dude. That girl looks like a foot. What were you thinking? If you ever told that girl how beautiful she is, you need a sharp rap on the testicles. **** . She's a howler.
User avatar #227 to #224 - gmarrox (12/18/2013) [-]
To be fair I'm no looker either.
User avatar #175 to #73 - nervaaurelius (12/18/2013) [-]
The thing about feminists is that they aren't too bad to have friends cause the chances of having sex gets higher for the sake of "feeling liberated".
#137 to #34 - alucord (12/18/2013) [-]
bitches just find it more acceptable to say things like that.   
   
I would have never said to my ex, "damn 'blank female celebrity' sure is hot."   
But it was fine for her to talk about how cute and handsome. And for her to have a bunch of his pictures being her wallpaper.   
I know im not the best looking guy, but damn it, it seems like a common courtesy for me
bitches just find it more acceptable to say things like that.

I would have never said to my ex, "damn 'blank female celebrity' sure is hot."
But it was fine for her to talk about how cute and handsome. And for her to have a bunch of his pictures being her wallpaper.
I know im not the best looking guy, but damn it, it seems like a common courtesy for me
#214 to #34 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
DONT RUIN MY DREAMS!!!!

I PRAY EVERYNITE TO BE WITH TAYLOR SWIFT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!
User avatar #50 to #34 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
Idk honestly if one of my favorite celebrities wanted to date me and asked me to I'd most likely jump at the opportunity. I've been with my current for over a year and I love her and all but like, dating a celeb would be cool.

I'd at least go on the date anyways.

User avatar #53 to #50 - hueyfreeman (12/17/2013) [-]
Alright, but would you go and say that directly to her, with no consideration to how it would make her feel?
User avatar #54 to #53 - damianblu (12/17/2013) [-]
No not at all. That's totally jacked.

Lil cal creeps me out, But I fancy your icon nonetheless
User avatar #155 to #34 - cycloberrick (12/18/2013) [-]
tumblr is beginning to turn my girlfriend into sort of the same thing, it's starting to frighten me.
User avatar #69 to #34 - victreebro (12/17/2013) [-]
I had a long distance relationship and he told me once that i was lucky to have him.. i asked why as i was confused and his response was "well, if my friend from canada was open to long distance relationships i'd definitely be with him and not you"
#51 - swagloon (12/17/2013) [-]
Where's that "Can't have sex, dick too big could kill someone" picture when you need it?
User avatar #65 to #51 - jacksipian (12/17/2013) [-]
whats that picture from?
#72 to #65 - swagloon (12/17/2013) [-]
Toradora, a romantic comedy anime  i think.
Toradora, a romantic comedy anime i think.
#60 to #51 - italianfrosttroll (12/17/2013) [-]
Mfw it hurts my gf when I stick it all in.
User avatar #88 - willindor ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[ ] Sexually attracted to hamsters
[x] I find people disgusting meatbags because of a past experience
#114 to #88 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
What "past experience"?
You mean the experience of being a virgin forever?
User avatar #30 - idaho (12/17/2013) [-]
I am the opposite I'm attractive, smart, and my love of potatoes astounds women to no end. I'm ******* Colorado
User avatar #31 to #30 - imgoingtorapeyou (12/17/2013) [-]
I was thoroughly confused until I saw your name.
#3 - jigsawfoo (12/17/2013) [-]
**jigsawfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at U wot m8 ** there is 7 - 8 billion people in the world surely one is right for everyone even rapists have people that admire them
**jigsawfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at U wot m8 ** there is 7 - 8 billion people in the world surely one is right for everyone even rapists have people that admire them
#92 - kaboozle123 (12/18/2013) [-]
aka "a shallow cunt who people don't like"
User avatar #122 to #92 - dubslao (12/18/2013) [-]
they tried to make themselves look better
#197 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (12/18/2013) [-]
#174 - hybridxproject (12/18/2013) [-]
> be me
>be yesterday
>go to restaurant to pick up food
>just 2 cute girls working there
>probably out my league
>don't say much
>leave
>come home
>take food out of bag
>whatsthis.jpg
>girls name and her number on card
>mfw
#191 to #190 - hybridxproject (12/18/2013) [-]
thank you based god
thank you based god
#195 to #193 - kawaiidesudesuu (12/18/2013) [-]
think I'm out out of based god. Have this instead.
#204 to #195 - hybridxproject (12/18/2013) [-]
fair enough, praise based god
fair enough, praise based god
#123 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
If it makes you feel any better, some of us attractive/interesting/talented people are unable to find a decent partner either. It isn't so much that our standards are too high ("our" as in both the average joe and the so-called "betas"), it's that most people just aren't worth it. Seriously. Have you not noticed how stupid, selfish and shallow the vast, VAST majority of human beings are? How two-faced, cowardly and willfully ignorant they are?

I mean, for crying out loud, I'm 27 years old and every single one of the girls my age that I have spoken with about the war in Afghanistan have had no idea who Al Qaeda even are. No exceptions whatsoever.

Girls. Seriously. Stop focusing all of your attention on your physical appearance. Stop with the non-stop texting. Stop with the obsession with celebrities. The gossip, the drama, the attitude, just stop. You disgust me. And what's worse, you've infected men with your crap. More and more men are behaving just like you. It makes me sick.
#177 to #123 - hammarhead (12/18/2013) [-]
I agree.  I mean, the bottom bit might be a bit much, but i can unfortunately relate with that having been with someone like that. Don't get me wrong, I was just as bad as her. We fought, a lot. We did stuff just to upset eachother, to get back at eachother.   
But now, I'm with a girl who is selfless, forgiving, and just all around so easy to be with. She's my best friend. And that's shown me what a relationship should really be like.
I agree. I mean, the bottom bit might be a bit much, but i can unfortunately relate with that having been with someone like that. Don't get me wrong, I was just as bad as her. We fought, a lot. We did stuff just to upset eachother, to get back at eachother.
But now, I'm with a girl who is selfless, forgiving, and just all around so easy to be with. She's my best friend. And that's shown me what a relationship should really be like.
#42 - heartlessrobot (12/17/2013) [-]
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I don't even ask anyone out because I have such a low opinion of myself, that whenever I like someone all I want is for them to be happy, and if they're such a wonderful person that they'd go out with me to make me happy, then they deserve someone a thousand times better than me, and it would destroy me inside knowing I was between them and someone they deserve.
User avatar #46 to #42 - drbrainbleach (12/17/2013) [-]
how i feel in any relationship
User avatar #56 to #42 - sunfire (12/17/2013) [-]
Me too
User avatar #66 to #42 - misticalz (12/17/2013) [-]
Yiffinhell furfag
User avatar #156 to #66 - heartlessrobot (12/18/2013) [-]
Telling us to yiff in hell gives us a boner.
#209 to #156 - onemoreminute (12/18/2013) [-]
hnnnghhghggh
#208 to #42 - AztecJew (12/18/2013) [-]
quite the conundrum friend
quite the conundrum friend
#47 to #42 - rongkong (12/17/2013) [-]
Im entirely the same except the post also counts for me
#61 to #42 - gloriousthighs (12/17/2013) [-]
You sure don't seem very heartless Mr. Robot.
User avatar #152 to #61 - heartlessrobot (12/18/2013) [-]
I was an edgy, homophobic teenager when I made this profile.
User avatar #200 to #152 - newforomador (12/18/2013) [-]
You were homophobic? I would've never expected that.
#71 - gmarrox (12/17/2013) [-]
[]Single []Taken [x] Uninterested in dating after many failed, painful, abusive relationships.
#77 to #71 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Ohh are we supposed to feel sorry for you?
#80 to #77 - gmarrox (12/18/2013) [-]
You can do whatever the hell you want lil 			*****
You can do whatever the hell you want lil *****
User avatar #97 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [-]
I havent find a girl, becuase It is so ******* hard finding a Libertarian Girlfriend.
User avatar #179 to #97 - makotoitou (12/18/2013) [-]
Do you swing both ways?
User avatar #180 to #179 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [-]
lel no, but once a bro of mine tried to give me a blowjob.
User avatar #181 to #180 - makotoitou (12/18/2013) [-]
Did you like it?
User avatar #182 to #181 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [-]
I cant say I didnt like it!
User avatar #183 to #182 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [-]
But it was awkard!
#112 to #97 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Because politics are the first topic of conversation on any first date.
Maybe you're not as awesome as you think.
User avatar #118 to #112 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [-]
Maybe I'm not awesome or maybe I am, Idk
But by asking a girl if she knows about politics I can know if she is really focused on reality and what is going instead of focusing on irrelevant **** like her Facebook or Instagram or gosip.
User avatar #58 - muffintime (12/17/2013) [-]
[] single [] taken [x] Good looking but has been mentally beaten down by his older sisters so he is now afraid to make eye contact with girls in public
User avatar #67 to #58 - sasyboncho (12/17/2013) [-]
Yikes.
User avatar #76 to #67 - Rockaman (12/18/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly...
#45 - kwizzer (12/17/2013) [-]
In my case it'd rather be a:
"Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I'm fiercely unattractive and weird without being particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been warped after years of self-analysis to an extent that only equally weird and way more interesting people fit the bill."
User avatar #21 - haqq (12/17/2013) [-]
there is always someone for anyone. just lower your standards you **** .
#2 - Seority (12/17/2013) [-]
"Unable to find love," please. Stop being lazy.

Take part in social activities and talk to strangers.
Keep in touch with friends, attend parties, and hang out in social areas.
Meet people through various online social mediums and be open to anyone.

If all you do is sit alone and jack-off, how do you even expect to find love?

"Find" is verb which means you have to DO something.
User avatar #57 to #2 - zevran (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes, obviously once you obtain a social life women, or men, will simply throw themselves at you.
User avatar #126 to #2 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/18/2013) [-]
Uh, that was the wrong thing to say on FJ. God forbid they admit that any of their shortcomings are their fault; they're all the doings of others and society.
User avatar #170 to #2 - greenstrongworld (12/18/2013) [-]
And you realize that there are people that have tried their hardest, truly loved someone as much as they could and still cannot find mutual love. I mean, it wouldn't affect me if it happened only once, but it's happened more than you could imagine. So think before you speak, a lot of people try but don't get credit for it.
User avatar #185 to #2 - theflamingfire (12/18/2013) [-]
Says the faggot with the KS picture
User avatar #186 to #2 - zombifier (12/18/2013) [-]
atleast I have arms
User avatar #194 to #2 - wlflvr (12/18/2013) [-]
Oh **** . This has 101 thumb interactions, and is STILL at zero...
#201 to #2 - skorchy (12/18/2013) [-]
I tried dating. Tried.

Found a girl I liked, found out she liked me, asked her out on a date, took her to dinner, did all the gentlemanly things (opening doors, compliments, making sure to listen to her, being polite, etc.), had my arm around her the whole movie (which she was ok with), went to her house afterwards, cuddled and played portal 2. She then states that we should go out more often, and be "closer". Next day after work she calls me to inform me that she doesn't have time for a relationship. I guess that's cool?

So no, people aren't lazy. I've tried at several relationships and none of them have worked out. I'm an 18 year old kissless virgin, and right now, **** relationships, they are a waste of time and effort.
User avatar #203 to #2 - peezle (12/18/2013) [-]
He has a point you know.
#210 to #2 - british (12/18/2013) [-]
lets have a moment of silence for this brave soul who wrote an unpopular opinion on funnyjunk
User avatar #4 to #2 - mutzaki (12/17/2013) [-]
Alternatively, you find someone online and you avoid all that effort. Finding love the anti-social and lazy way.
#6 to #4 - Seority (12/17/2013) [-]
"Meet people through various online social mediums and be open to anyone."

Thanks for reading.
User avatar #7 to #6 - mutzaki (12/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, I skipped that part for some reason.
User avatar #15 to #2 - burnswhenipee (12/17/2013) [-]
I always sat alone and jacked off. Then one day I tried a Minecraft server, met a girl on there, got her Skype, and we've been together for almost a year now...
User avatar #173 to #2 - dankilitious (12/18/2013) [-]
Seority, I agree with you. Although some of us are born with certain predispositions and advantages (looks, etc.) I think that working on oneself (working out, finding a hobby becoming someone you are PROUD to be) greatly increases your chances of finding love.
#32 to #2 - weenieandthebutt (12/17/2013) [-]
You make it sound like it's easy but it's not! Having been this typical wimpy beta from an introverted background, I'd made the effort to engage in more social activity, I had to improve my social skills over the years, had to overcome my anxious barriers and escape the comfort zone, learn how to approach women, I even lift to be in good shape but I still haven't got a girlfriend yet throughout the years of trying.   
   
It's true that there are those who are lazy but you can't be quick to make these sort of assumptions. With my situation, I've graduated from uni (which was supposed to be the golden years of my life when it comes to women) and I have no means of meeting new women. The only girls I can meet are in clubs but it's a completely different ball game where the best you can manage is just a quick make-out session. They're by no means relationship material.
You make it sound like it's easy but it's not! Having been this typical wimpy beta from an introverted background, I'd made the effort to engage in more social activity, I had to improve my social skills over the years, had to overcome my anxious barriers and escape the comfort zone, learn how to approach women, I even lift to be in good shape but I still haven't got a girlfriend yet throughout the years of trying.

It's true that there are those who are lazy but you can't be quick to make these sort of assumptions. With my situation, I've graduated from uni (which was supposed to be the golden years of my life when it comes to women) and I have no means of meeting new women. The only girls I can meet are in clubs but it's a completely different ball game where the best you can manage is just a quick make-out session. They're by no means relationship material.
#52 to #32 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
Yes, that **** is that simple. The majority of you are claiming you did all those things and it didn't help. Did you really? Finding a significant other all starts from just talking to your crush. If you're awkward who cares, maybe they find it attractive or cute. Stop making excuses and beating yourself up about how you look. If you're really as ugly as you claim then fix yourself up. Finding a relationship is as easy as YOU make it, sometimes we are our own hurdles. Look past your insecurities, even if you get rejected (which you will it happens to everyone) there is always a learning experience you can take from it.
User avatar #22 to #2 - pokemonstheshiz (12/17/2013) [-]
I do all of that
I've had one girlfriend ever, and that didn't last.
It's not that simple
#8 to #2 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
And then you realize they do all of that and still can't find anyone.   
   
But hey, keep assuming people are just lazy and unwilling to do anything with their life, it make you really easy to listen to.
And then you realize they do all of that and still can't find anyone.

But hey, keep assuming people are just lazy and unwilling to do anything with their life, it make you really easy to listen to.
#19 to #8 - sidathon (12/17/2013) [-]
anon   
>is right   
>actually got thumbed up   
   
wat
anon
>is right
>actually got thumbed up

wat
#9 to #8 - Seority (12/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#89 to #9 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Lmao didn't that backfire?
User avatar #198 to #8 - hazardpay (12/18/2013) [-]
i did just that and i found my gf on funnyjunk who plays the same games as i do (and kicks ass at them) and hates the gamergurrlsss. its all about luck of the draw!
#223 to #198 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
c-c-c-cool story bro!
#187 to #8 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
you both have a great point

too many people just bitch without taking action

sometimes you just aint up to snuff, the pussy games a struggle
#78 to #8 - hellstar (12/18/2013) [-]
>Tumblr. Girls
>Social

pick one.
#74 to #8 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
If you do all of that and still can't find anyone your standards are too high or you're not worthy of someone else.
#206 - AztecJew (12/18/2013) [-]
well let's see my options here:   
1. Make anecdote about being attractive and/or having a girlfriend=No one cares or wants to hear how easy someone else has it   
2. Type well thought out advice on how to meet people=only receive a thousand reasons as to why they won't work, assuming they haven't attempted it or don't have some form of social anxiety   
3. Post tits and tell people to be happy=FJ is sponsored by puritans, result in ban   
   
conclusion:  this gif
well let's see my options here:
1. Make anecdote about being attractive and/or having a girlfriend=No one cares or wants to hear how easy someone else has it
2. Type well thought out advice on how to meet people=only receive a thousand reasons as to why they won't work, assuming they haven't attempted it or don't have some form of social anxiety
3. Post tits and tell people to be happy=FJ is sponsored by puritans, result in ban

conclusion: this gif
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