hey-fucktruck. This is me alright. teammates: Catingle sf Unable find bye because, in addition to the fact I' m fiercely unattractive and I' m not particularly
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Catingle sf Unable find
bye because, in addition to the
fact I' m fiercely unattractive and
I' m not particularly interesting nor
talented, my standards have been
set unrealistically high after years
of mentally dating celebrities and/
or fictional characters.
thank you for putting this in words
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#5 - Ihazfunkitty (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
all i do is sit on my ass browsing the internet
#2 - Seority (12/17/2013) [+] (27 replies)
"Unable to find love," please. Stop being lazy.

Take part in social activities and talk to strangers.
Keep in touch with friends, attend parties, and hang out in social areas.
Meet people through various online social mediums and be open to anyone.

If all you do is sit alone and jack-off, how do you even expect to find love?

"Find" is verb which means you have to DO something.
#8 to #2 - anon (12/17/2013) [-]
And then you realize they do all of that and still can't find anyone.   
   
But hey, keep assuming people are just lazy and unwilling to do anything with their life, it make you really easy to listen to.
And then you realize they do all of that and still can't find anyone.

But hey, keep assuming people are just lazy and unwilling to do anything with their life, it make you really easy to listen to.
#20 - sidathon (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm about as good at flirting as that microsoft word paperclip was at actually helping you.   
   
 but hey, the world is wide and you're alive - enjoy the little things and appreciate what you have, it will get better
I'm about as good at flirting as that microsoft word paperclip was at actually helping you.

but hey, the world is wide and you're alive - enjoy the little things and appreciate what you have, it will get better
#34 - hueyfreeman (12/17/2013) [+] (31 replies)
The whole "fangirling about celebrities" is why I dumped my last girlfriend. 						****					 is annoying as 						****					.   
   
Like seriously, who the 						****					 says to their boyfriend, "You're great and all, but I'd dump you for Tom Hiddleston in a heartbeat." in front of our friends.   
   
She wasn't even attractive! Tumblr has just inflated her 						*******					 ego so much that she's not even a 						*******					 person anymore, just an annoying, bitching feminist.   
   
 Sorry for ranting please dont hate me
The whole "fangirling about celebrities" is why I dumped my last girlfriend. **** is annoying as **** .

Like seriously, who the **** says to their boyfriend, "You're great and all, but I'd dump you for Tom Hiddleston in a heartbeat." in front of our friends.

She wasn't even attractive! Tumblr has just inflated her ******* ego so much that she's not even a ******* person anymore, just an annoying, bitching feminist.

Sorry for ranting please dont hate me
#42 - heartlessrobot (12/17/2013) [+] (11 replies)
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I don't even ask anyone out because I have such a low opinion of myself, that whenever I like someone all I want is for them to be happy, and if they're such a wonderful person that they'd go out with me to make me happy, then they deserve someone a thousand times better than me, and it would destroy me inside knowing I was between them and someone they deserve.
#92 - kaboozle123 (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aka "a shallow cunt who people don't like"
#51 - swagloon (12/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Where's that "Can't have sex, dick too big could kill someone" picture when you need it?
User avatar #88 - willindor (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
[ ] Single
[ ] Taken
[ ] Sexually attracted to hamsters
[x] I find people disgusting meatbags because of a past experience
User avatar #30 - idaho (12/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I am the opposite I'm attractive, smart, and my love of potatoes astounds women to no end. I'm ******* Colorado
#3 - jigsawfoo (12/17/2013) [-]
**jigsawfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at U wot m8 ** there is 7 - 8 billion people in the world surely one is right for everyone even rapists have people that admire them
**jigsawfoo rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at U wot m8 ** there is 7 - 8 billion people in the world surely one is right for everyone even rapists have people that admire them
#197 - notbenstiller **User deleted account** (12/18/2013) [-]
#174 - hybridxproject (12/18/2013) [+] (6 replies)
> be me
>be yesterday
>go to restaurant to pick up food
>just 2 cute girls working there
>probably out my league
>don't say much
>leave
>come home
>take food out of bag
>whatsthis.jpg
>girls name and her number on card
>mfw
#123 - anon (12/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If it makes you feel any better, some of us attractive/interesting/talented people are unable to find a decent partner either. It isn't so much that our standards are too high ("our" as in both the average joe and the so-called "betas"), it's that most people just aren't worth it. Seriously. Have you not noticed how stupid, selfish and shallow the vast, VAST majority of human beings are? How two-faced, cowardly and willfully ignorant they are?

I mean, for crying out loud, I'm 27 years old and every single one of the girls my age that I have spoken with about the war in Afghanistan have had no idea who Al Qaeda even are. No exceptions whatsoever.

Girls. Seriously. Stop focusing all of your attention on your physical appearance. Stop with the non-stop texting. Stop with the obsession with celebrities. The gossip, the drama, the attitude, just stop. You disgust me. And what's worse, you've infected men with your crap. More and more men are behaving just like you. It makes me sick.
#71 - gmarrox (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
[]Single []Taken [x] Uninterested in dating after many failed, painful, abusive relationships.
User avatar #97 - toiletpaperkid (12/18/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I havent find a girl, becuase It is so ******* hard finding a Libertarian Girlfriend.
#112 to #97 - anon (12/18/2013) [-]
Because politics are the first topic of conversation on any first date.
Maybe you're not as awesome as you think.
User avatar #213 - pudingcade (12/18/2013) [+] (8 replies)
theres this girl i like how do i tell her i think she likes me too
User avatar #222 to #213 - hybredmoon (12/18/2013) [-]
Try "Hi my name is your name here, I think you're really pretty and I'd like to get to know you better. Maybe over coffee this Saturday?"

Oh **** , forgot I'm on the internet. Uhhh....uhhhh....rape that bitch! Bitches love rape!
User avatar #58 - muffintime (12/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
[] single [] taken [x] Good looking but has been mentally beaten down by his older sisters so he is now afraid to make eye contact with girls in public
#45 - kwizzer (12/17/2013) [-]
In my case it'd rather be a:
"Unable to find love because, in addition to the fact I'm fiercely unattractive and weird without being particularly interesting nor talented, my standards have been warped after years of self-analysis to an extent that only equally weird and way more interesting people fit the bill."
User avatar #21 - haqq (12/17/2013) [-]
there is always someone for anyone. just lower your standards you **** .
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