I've been on this website for a long damn time. Long enough to watch the color change from yellow to grey. To see the dawn of thumbnail images; the dusk of image title roulette. I watched those two columns of image title links only a page or so long grow to thousands of images a day. I have witnessed the front page content shift from a video of a kid tugging at his nether regions while nervously watching two women hook up at a car rally, the Kitty Cat Dance, and Papa Smurf, to the sudden and unfortunate boom of my little pony and the banning of dickbutt. I remember when commenting began, and membership was required to vote. Countless captchas and mathematics. The rise and fall of trolls and tryhards, like the racist animal and friends, mondo, and others. I have been banned and reinstated. I have reached #1 on the front page, and I have been red-thumbed into oblivion. I have borne witness to so many things on this site that have answered so many of my questions left previously unanswered.
There is but one question that remains, and it has bothered me all these many long years.....Why do you kids like the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch so much?