helen keller love. lets start a post on helen keller jokes i know a few...PLEASE add more. Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens".
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helen keller love

lets start a post on helen keller jokes i know a few...PLEASE add more

Helen Keller and her beloved cat,
Mittens".
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Submitted: 10/23/2013
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#8 - soulkiller (10/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#5 - sharpninja (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<<<<How Helen Keller lost her virginity
#3 - jeremyneverdieone (10/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
When Helen Keller plays Call of Duty

her perks are dead silence and blind eye.

pic related
#15 - larski (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is a screenshot from upcoming game The Adventures of Helen Keller.
#17 - djoka (10/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why Helen Keller didnt know how to drive?

Because she was a woman
#21 to #17 - bdub (10/24/2013) [-]
Why djoka didnt know how to grammar?

He's a faggot
User avatar #9 - Ristay (10/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"I Have just touched my dog. He was rolling on the grass, with pleasure in every muscle and limb. I wanted to catch a picture of him in my fingers, and I touched him as lightly as I would cobwebs; but lo, his fat body revolved, stiffened and solidified into an upright position, and his tongue gave my hand a lick! He pressed close to me, as if he were fain to crowd himself into my hand. He loved it with his tail, with his paw, with his tongue. If he could speak, I believe he would say with me that paradise is attained by touch; for in touch is all love and intelligence.[4]This small incident started me on a chat about hands, and if my chat is fortunate I have to thank my dog-star. In any case, it is pleasant to have something to talk about that no one else has monopolized; it is like making a new path in the trackless woods, blazing the trail where no foot has pressed before. I am glad to take you by the hand and lead you along an untrodden way into a world where the hand is supreme. But at the very outset we encounter a difficulty. You are so accustomed to light, I fear you will stumble when I try to guide you through the land of darkness and silence. The blind are not supposed to be the best of guides. Still, though I cannot warrant not to lose you, I promise that you shall not be led into fire or water, or fall into a deep pit. If you[5] will follow me patiently, you will find that "there's a sound so fine, nothing lives 'twixt it and silence," and that there is more meant in things than meets the eye." Helen Keller
User avatar #20 - hurleyy (10/24/2013) [-]
why cant helen keller have kids?

she's dead
#37 - spicycuscus (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#31 - theorangefox (10/24/2013) [+] (12 replies)
"AND WHEN I CALL ON YOUR SKYPE NAME, YOU BETTER BE READY! I DON'T WANT ANY HELLEN KELLER DEAF MUTES, ALRIGHT?"
User avatar #4 - hellenkelller (10/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hnnnnnng :] <3
#40 - venomousspoon (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this repost is so bad you actually cropped out part of the website.. have some dignity and save the image you lazy cunt
User avatar #50 to #40 - nsali (10/24/2013) [-]
uh no....this repost was grabbed from facebook as i saw it, if any cropping was done it was done by the random "friend" on my friendslist when he posted it....by the way, dont be a douche
User avatar #2 - nsali (10/23/2013) [-]
so helen keller got another dog, did you guys hear about this?

well dont feel bad...she didnt either
User avatar #54 - ivoryhammer (10/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I'm really confused when I see quotes from Helen Keller, how the **** did she communicate?
User avatar #61 to #60 - newsuperyoshi (10/24/2013) [-]
Damnit, I misread it. I'll just let myself out.
#38 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
At first I thought the joke was that the cat got so radioactive it mutated into a dog. Then I realized it was Hellen Keller and not Marie Curie. I don't even understand how I thought what I thought.
#28 - macacobr (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't feel komfy with this.
#62 - Womens Study Major (10/24/2013) [-]
Did you know that Hellen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.
User avatar #24 - scoobi (10/24/2013) [-]
"wewuughwwuuooawwuufff"

-Helen Keller
User avatar #13 - skeptical (10/24/2013) [-]
Why did Helen Keller fall off the swings? Because she's dead I honestly don't know anymore beyond that
#6 - grabsac (10/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hellen Keller walks into a bar...
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