helen keller love. lets start a post on helen keller jokes i know a few...PLEASE add more. Helen Keller and her beloved cat, Mittens".
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User avatar #18 to #8 - mrslippyfist ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
lol
#51 to #45 - sergeantamerica **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
This made me laugh more than it should've. Thanks gearshift.

Pic related. The first image of "gearshift" in Google.
#52 to #51 - gearshift (10/24/2013) [-]
Yep, that's me irl.
#15 - larski (10/24/2013) [-]
This is a screenshot from upcoming game The Adventures of Helen Keller.
User avatar #44 to #15 - greatgranpapy (10/24/2013) [-]
Sweat grafics
User avatar #9 - Ristay (10/24/2013) [-]
"I Have just touched my dog. He was rolling on the grass, with pleasure in every muscle and limb. I wanted to catch a picture of him in my fingers, and I touched him as lightly as I would cobwebs; but lo, his fat body revolved, stiffened and solidified into an upright position, and his tongue gave my hand a lick! He pressed close to me, as if he were fain to crowd himself into my hand. He loved it with his tail, with his paw, with his tongue. If he could speak, I believe he would say with me that paradise is attained by touch; for in touch is all love and intelligence.[4]This small incident started me on a chat about hands, and if my chat is fortunate I have to thank my dog-star. In any case, it is pleasant to have something to talk about that no one else has monopolized; it is like making a new path in the trackless woods, blazing the trail where no foot has pressed before. I am glad to take you by the hand and lead you along an untrodden way into a world where the hand is supreme. But at the very outset we encounter a difficulty. You are so accustomed to light, I fear you will stumble when I try to guide you through the land of darkness and silence. The blind are not supposed to be the best of guides. Still, though I cannot warrant not to lose you, I promise that you shall not be led into fire or water, or fall into a deep pit. If you[5] will follow me patiently, you will find that "there's a sound so fine, nothing lives 'twixt it and silence," and that there is more meant in things than meets the eye." Helen Keller
User avatar #53 to #9 - twixt (10/24/2013) [-]
You're the first person to use the word twixt since I created this account.
User avatar #12 to #9 - bopeepwoody (10/24/2013) [-]
When I read the first part of this I thought she was going to have sex with the dog 0.0 .
User avatar #16 to #9 - mistafishy (10/24/2013) [-]
Helen Keller is Optimus Prime?
#5 - sharpninja (10/24/2013) [-]
<<<<How Helen Keller lost her virginity
#11 to #5 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
#3 - jeremyneverdieone (10/23/2013) [-]
When Helen Keller plays Call of Duty

her perks are dead silence and blind eye.

pic related
User avatar #10 to #3 - tmgrskat (10/24/2013) [-]
MW2 incredibly awesome master race.
User avatar #67 to #10 - badmotorfinger (10/25/2013) [-]
MW2 is ******* amazing, but now's not the time.
User avatar #68 to #67 - tmgrskat (10/25/2013) [-]
Eh, you were doing perks from another CoD game, that's why I mentioned it.
User avatar #69 to #68 - badmotorfinger (10/25/2013) [-]
but seriously though, MW2 was kick-ass.
They should have added the global thermonuclear war gamemode to the final release.
The only thing I wish they brought back in MW2 were tank maps, tanks, and tank perks
User avatar #70 to #69 - tmgrskat (10/25/2013) [-]
Everybody praises CoD 4, but it was just a milestone, they made it so much ******* better in MW2 :>
User avatar #71 to #70 - badmotorfinger (10/25/2013) [-]
And then they **** on everything in modern warfare 3.
They killed Soap.
No, you don't ******* do that.
User avatar #72 to #71 - tmgrskat (10/25/2013) [-]
Yup.
Now we can never make Jew jokes about Soap again :<
User avatar #73 to #72 - badmotorfinger (10/25/2013) [-]
Black Ops was the last good COD. I wish they focused a little more on the CIA in Cuba, that was some bad-ass stuff in history that I wish they covered more.
User avatar #14 to #3 - brewswillis (10/24/2013) [-]
but everything in "pro".
#43 to #37 - randomdylan (10/24/2013) [-]
Dogs can see Yellow and Blue.
Dogs can see Yellow and Blue.
#31 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
"AND WHEN I CALL ON YOUR SKYPE NAME, YOU BETTER BE READY! I DON'T WANT ANY HELLEN KELLER DEAF MUTES, ALRIGHT?"
User avatar #32 to #31 - meettehmedic (10/24/2013) [-]
go home fox.
User avatar #33 to #32 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Make me.
#34 to #33 - meettehmedic (10/24/2013) [-]
I will use hugs.
User avatar #35 to #34 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to do that out here.
User avatar #55 to #33 - heartlessrobot (10/24/2013) [-]
How about I go home with you?
I've got lube.
#56 to #55 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #46 to #31 - married (10/24/2013) [-]
I think he died
User avatar #49 to #46 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
He said he might return, depending on demand from viewers.
User avatar #47 to #31 - married (10/24/2013) [-]
What happend to him?
User avatar #48 to #47 - theorangefox ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
ragequit.
User avatar #20 - hurleyy (10/24/2013) [-]
why cant helen keller have kids?

she's dead
User avatar #2 - nsali (10/23/2013) [-]
so helen keller got another dog, did you guys hear about this?

well dont feel bad...she didnt either
User avatar #4 - hellenkelller (10/24/2013) [-]
hnnnnnng :] <3
User avatar #27 to #4 - meettehmedic (10/24/2013) [-]
i think you just made my day.
User avatar #41 to #4 - urbancohort (10/24/2013) [-]
stop hellen das gay
#64 - pulluspardus (10/24/2013) [-]
Just yesterday I went temporary deaf-blind for about an hour or two right after working out in the gym, it was very weird and it happened gradually till it hit pitch black, I had enough time to reach a chair and drink some water, this one guy saw me staring blankly everywhere (like the gif here) and he was saying I am alright, since i couldn't hear much (everything sounded distant) and went blind, I thought he was talking to someone else, so when i got a bit of my hearing back, I just lied and told him I am okay when in fact I can't even see him but know his direction, it was a really weird experience, but I finally know how blind people feel like.
Just yesterday I went temporary deaf-blind for about an hour or two right after working out in the gym, it was very weird and it happened gradually till it hit pitch black, I had enough time to reach a chair and drink some water, this one guy saw me staring blankly everywhere (like the gif here) and he was saying I am alright, since i couldn't hear much (everything sounded distant) and went blind, I thought he was talking to someone else, so when i got a bit of my hearing back, I just lied and told him I am okay when in fact I can't even see him but know his direction, it was a really weird experience, but I finally know how blind people feel like.
#38 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (10/24/2013) [-]
At first I thought the joke was that the cat got so radioactive it mutated into a dog. Then I realized it was Hellen Keller and not Marie Curie. I don't even understand how I thought what I thought.
#28 - macacobr (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't feel komfy with this.
#6 - grabsac (10/24/2013) [-]
Hellen Keller walks into a bar...
#26 to #6 - nemula ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
ouch...
poor Helen
#17 - djoka (10/24/2013) [-]
Why Helen Keller didnt know how to drive?

Because she was a woman
#21 to #17 - bdub (10/24/2013) [-]
Why djoka didnt know how to grammar?

He's a faggot
#25 to #21 - djoka (10/24/2013) [-]
Djoka didnt know how to grammar

because he is from eastern europe,but he still speaks better english than many english speakers
User avatar #30 to #25 - dederplaol (10/24/2013) [-]
djoka may speak english better than other

but he doesn't know how to grammar it
User avatar #13 - skeptical (10/24/2013) [-]
Why did Helen Keller fall off the swings? Because she's dead I honestly don't know anymore beyond that
User avatar #24 - scoobi (10/24/2013) [-]
"wewuughwwuuooawwuufff"

-Helen Keller
#40 - venomousspoon (10/24/2013) [-]
this repost is so bad you actually cropped out part of the website.. have some dignity and save the image you lazy cunt
User avatar #50 to #40 - nsali (10/24/2013) [-]
uh no....this repost was grabbed from facebook as i saw it, if any cropping was done it was done by the random "friend" on my friendslist when he posted it....by the way, dont be a douche
User avatar #39 - snaresinger (10/24/2013) [-]
Attention comment section:
Helen Keller jokes, while quite insensitive, are still quite funny if executed properly...

... the first time.
Stop posting the same ******* jokes. We get it. Helen Keller is funny. Jesus.
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