heh. . i new to. go to rect% ; in nashville and antler a large drink and then whitetail, r were handing it to me in the drive thru iwu: -met let it slip through


i new to. go to rect% ; in nashville and antler a large drink and then
whitetail, r were handing it to me in the drive thru iwu: -met let it slip through
my hands onto the grendel and start crying( irn a ically good actor) and
then they weller get me another and in drop that enema and
quietly whisper
int so thirsty"
and drive aft crying
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User avatar #1 - bulwark (02/10/2014) [-]
What rustles my jimmies is the absurd and completely redundant need to express that he is "A really good actor"
#24 to #1 - infinitereaper (02/11/2014) [-]
The internet is the place where any measure of self confidence in one's skill is immediately sought as an insult to everyone who have nothing to have pride in.

Sometimes people are better than you at stuff,
sometimes you just suck

and that's okay
User avatar #36 to #24 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
The Internet, where experts are just elitist jerks, because we said so.
User avatar #2 to #1 - lolzordz (02/10/2014) [-]
it only implies he made the crying look real. Chill, Winston...
User avatar #49 to #2 - bulwark (02/11/2014) [-]
Listen here man... how many times haven't we read other tumblr posts where they talk about pretending to do something, without the redundant need to say that they are good actors? hell, he could have written (I've taken acting classes) or (I like acting)

But when its put into a phrase like that (Im a really good actor) what immediately pops into my head is some snotty cringeclown who thinks he is the new ******* Johnny Depp
User avatar #59 to #49 - vivalavidya (02/11/2014) [-]
How does it feel to win the over-reaction of the year award?
User avatar #72 to #59 - bulwark (02/11/2014) [-]
I sure as **** didn't win any award! Now I feel cheated! where is my plaque? Or atleast give me a ******* medal!! WHAT IS THIS ******** ?!? I DEMAND TO SEE THE COMMITEE!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! IF I AM GOOD AT SOMETHING I ATLEAST WANT A ******* CERTIFICATE!! (I am really good at over reacting)
User avatar #51 to #49 - lolzordz (02/11/2014) [-]
dunno... since its on the internet i never really give that much of a **** . In real life if someone was telling that story i wouldve made them fake cry to prove it
User avatar #40 to #2 - buttinspecter (02/11/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, everyone who says they're intelligent gets called a fedora neckbeard.
User avatar #67 to #40 - techjoker (02/11/2014) [-]
Because you don't need to be intelligent for people to believe that you're an atheist.
User avatar #68 to #67 - techjoker (02/11/2014) [-]
*And **** toy ponies.
User avatar #29 to #2 - blesstheinternet (02/11/2014) [-]
the problem is, Willie, that tumblr posters are not the quickest of cats at the best of times so just Do As I Say AND KEEP THE ******* POSTS ON TUMBLR!
User avatar #4 to #2 - ocdrawer (02/10/2014) [-]
To be fair it does sound rather pompous in that context but as to whether he means to be or not, I wouldn't know.
#12 to #4 - numeros (02/11/2014) [-]
i think its totally meanless, and depend of each one what it means

for me was like nothing more that hes crying looked real
#16 - fuckallyouniggers (02/11/2014) [-]
What the hell is going on in the comments?   
I see 50% 			*********		 50% people trying to counter said storm of 			*****
What the hell is going on in the comments?
I see 50% ********* 50% people trying to counter said storm of *****
User avatar #70 to #16 - martialnorris (02/11/2014) [-]
How can you be surprised by this? It's the internet
#31 to #16 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
Took me a long time to even notice that ******* cat. I was just like "why is this gif not focused on either of those people?"

MF the instant I saw it.
#11 - orangepikmin (02/11/2014) [-]
#17 to #11 - ReignFox (02/11/2014) [-]
That son of a bitch!
#55 - CptSoapMacTavish (02/11/2014) [-]
How I imagined OP driving off.
User avatar #3 - bistorodo (02/10/2014) [-]
Somebody has to clean that up, what an asshole.
User avatar #50 to #3 - sockprague (02/11/2014) [-]
It's tumblr.. this never happened.
#62 to #3 - lewisrobilliard **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
it's funny so it's okay
I don't even know if I'm kidding or not...
User avatar #69 to #3 - ultracombo (02/11/2014) [-]
Maybe in winter that would suck, but from working at Wendy's for half a year, I realized that work like that can get so boring that I just pray to god that some asshole leaves his tray at the table so I can clean it up. JUST so that I have something to do. Because if everything is clean, and there's nothing to do, managers will berate you for just standing around. So, I always leave my tray at fast food places now, so that the people working the front will always have **** to do.
User avatar #7 to #3 - poniesareghey (02/11/2014) [-]
c'mon guy
it's like two cups, let the soda dry, that's what it does
This is a really good joke, god forbid anyone has to lean out of a window to get some cups
User avatar #18 to #7 - rshowat (02/11/2014) [-]
As a fast food drive-thru worker, who has to clean up this **** I AM...

Okay with this. The joke is worth the effort of going out and cleaning up two ******* cups. IDK Why #3 is making a huge deal about it.
User avatar #21 to #18 - dsendz (02/11/2014) [-]
Have you ever heard of rain? Seriously It's outside it's not going to hurt anything.
#27 to #21 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
Apparently he has to clean up the cup, not the liquid.
User avatar #48 to #21 - alexdevlin (02/11/2014) [-]
Most of the time, any messes on the restaurant property have to be cleaned daily or else risk a random health inspection negative and get a health code violation. It doesn't rain everyday/everywhere. I live in California and rain is pretty freaking rare. It takes nearly an hour (a whole hour wasted, which could have been used more beneficially to the company) to set up, clean, and put away hoses and cleaning equipment and such.

I laughed at the joke, but it still cringes me on the inside. Ever heard of the saying "No use in crying over spilled milk?". I'm not crying about the spilled milk, I'm just pissed that I have to clean it up and that it was spilled because of a joke.
User avatar #38 to #18 - deadinferno (02/11/2014) [-]
Because he's a pansy that can't take a simple joke
User avatar #52 to #18 - flutterway (02/11/2014) [-]
I used to work fast food as a porter/janitorial individual. It reaches over 120 F outside during the summer.. and I had a manager who was absolutely thorough about everything being spotless. Cleaning gum with a scraper is not fun after its sat and melted into the cement after a couple days of neglect (While I was off work)

That being said, soda isn't that hard to remove. It isn't any worse than the dried out ketchup that would occasionally be splattered on the drive-thru wall because cars drove over them if they were dropped into the street area.

User avatar #23 to #3 - infinitereaper (02/11/2014) [-]
a brilliant asshole
User avatar #43 to #3 - imnotkickthecat (02/11/2014) [-]
omg it must be so hard to pick up two cups.

life is hard

how will we survive

#45 to #3 - wingeddemon (02/11/2014) [-]
Someone don't like pranks.
#42 to #3 - fragman ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Outside. In a dirty drive-thru which (hopefully) gets cleaned anyway.

I get your point, but outside it's acceptable for the ensuing hilarity.
#9 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
I ******* doubt it. Do you ever actually hear about these sorts of things happening other than on tumblr? The majority of these stories are made up to get attention. Worst part is, they're usually not ******* funny.
User avatar #33 to #9 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
> drops a soda

User avatar #14 to #9 - ieatpaste ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
not that hard to believe. he dropped a soda.
#22 - wontforget ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I dunno, just seems dickish and immature
I dunno, just seems dickish and immature
User avatar #25 to #22 - navadae ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
this is true, but at least their drinks only cost like 20 cents (thats an estimate) to make
User avatar #26 to #25 - trollchildxy (02/11/2014) [-]
Also to get the drink he had to have already paid.
User avatar #8 - poniesareghey (02/11/2014) [-]
******* Christ...
I realize it's a Tumblr post but I mean it at least seems fairly new and the joke's pretty funny. You're not winning any awards for nitpicking the tiniest thing. ex: #5, #1, #6
User avatar #10 to #8 - captainfuckitall (02/11/2014) [-]
It wasn't, actually. That drink they dropped cost the place money; and that's not funny at all.
User avatar #13 to #10 - poniesareghey (02/11/2014) [-]
have you ever seen how much ******* soda is at a mcdonalds
like, so much ******* soda
this site can handle all the 9/11 and holocaust jokes you can muster, but god forbid someone doesn't pay for a soda.
User avatar #34 to #13 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
In order to be handed the soda, he had to have paid for it, so **************** is even MORE wrong than you previously thought.
User avatar #75 to #34 - captainfuckitall (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how cheap they are in America, but in Canada, in the drive-through at least, they wouldn't have charged you a second one if it was an accident. The person literally wasted two drinks and two cups for a joke that isn't even funny, so no, I'm not wrong.
User avatar #74 to #13 - captainfuckitall (02/11/2014) [-]
So say I took 1% of your paycheck and just threw it down a stormdrain, it would be alright with you because it's only 1%?
User avatar #77 to #74 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
Do you even have a job, this is not how jobs work. I mean, I don't like to directly insult people in arguments but you're pretty ******* stupid if you're going to continue to argue a point you don't understand. That's like saying if a CVS gets robbed the clerk loses his paycheck because he didn't stop them.
User avatar #78 to #77 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
I like how the majority of that comment was spent insulting me and none of it addressing my point.

In any case, SOMEONE loses the money when they shouldn't have, and that's what matters to me.
User avatar #79 to #78 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
To a ******* multimillionbillion dollar corporation like McDonalds which is literally in every reach of the ******* world and does successfully in every location, losing a 3 dollar
and let me emphasize this

soda is literally, literally nothing. It can't even be shown in a chart comparing McDonald's monthly, let alone yearly, revenue.
And I spent one sentence saying that you're stupid if you're going to defend something you don't understand. I'm not saying you can't understand it, you just simply don't and yet are defending it anyway. Considering that's a 3 sentence response, 2 of which sentences are actually addressing what you said, only 1/3 was spent insulting your intelligence, and 1/3 well spent.
User avatar #80 to #79 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
And like I said. If someone deliberately made you lose money, of any amount, it would be okay as long as you had a lot of it?

I do understand it perfectly fine. Just because you toss it aside doesn't mean something isn't lost.
User avatar #87 to #80 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
Okay. This is complete over sensitivity. Like, an unreasonable amount. I'm not arguing this.
User avatar #88 to #87 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
The last cop-out of someone who doesn't have an argument. Good for you.
User avatar #89 to #88 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
yeah okay, I don't have an argument whereas yours is "any money lost ever for any joke instantly makes the joke not funny no matter what.". It's a joke, not a dick, why are you on this site if you take it so hard.
User avatar #90 to #89 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
No, I believe it's funny so long as it's your own money, but if you cost someone else money or time for the sake of a joke only YOU find funny, that's just poor behaviour. Also, I didn't find the joke funny.

And indeed, you don't have an argument. Every time I've put a question toward you you've either dodged it, insulted me, or simply refused to answer. Also, I'm not the one doing the mud-slinging, am I?
User avatar #91 to #90 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
because your questions don't relate to what's actually being discussed. This money is so small it can't be counted in the eyes of the person who loses it. It probably left the person handing him the drink smiling, or at least with something to think about. It added some new experience, a variety from normal day to day life to that person's day, which is something you'll find most people would appreciate. Is it okay if you took 1% of my paycheck? No. Does it relate to what happened here? No.
User avatar #92 to #91 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
"They wouldn't care if they lost a small amount of money!" "Would you care if you lost a small amount of money?". Yep. You're right. NOTHING to do with what's being discussed.
User avatar #93 to #92 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
would I care if I lost .0000000001 cents? Not too much. They have millions and millions of dollars, I have **** in comparison. You'd be taking less that a penny from me by comparison. No, I would not care, nor would anyone, anywhere.
User avatar #94 to #93 - captainfuckitall (02/12/2014) [-]
I think you underestimate just how much some people love money. But very well, if that's how you see it.
User avatar #95 to #94 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
No matter how money-centered any person is, losing fractions of fractions of a penny isn't affecting anyone, mentally or otherwise.
User avatar #96 to #95 - poniesareghey (02/12/2014) [-]
But alright, I'm more than happy to end this argument.
#47 - puffyclouds ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#44 - sgr (02/11/2014) [-]
Things wouldn't end well in a Japanese Mcdonalds
#65 - stickyjam (02/11/2014) [-]
#57 - FatherPedobear (02/11/2014) [-]
Workers fw I hope this meme isn't seen as cancer.
#60 to #57 - magusto (02/11/2014) [-]
no mate.. everything here on funnyjunk is cancer, let me rate your picture:   
its 99% concentrated pure cancer   
pic unrelated
no mate.. everything here on funnyjunk is cancer, let me rate your picture:

its 99% concentrated pure cancer

pic unrelated
#61 to #60 - FatherPedobear (02/11/2014) [-]
Damn. Here's hoping I don't drown in a sea of red cancer-hating thumbs then.
#63 to #61 - magusto (02/11/2014) [-]
we are in a dark age of funnyjunk my friend
#64 - asmodeu ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
10/10 would haunt again.
#56 - Calculon (02/11/2014) [-]
This is the first thing that has made me laugh out loud in a while, thank you
#30 - tyroneisanigger (02/11/2014) [-]
You have to pay for it before they hand it to you at the second window though Why would you waste that money? Honestly, this still seems hilarious for the person doing it. 8/10 might try it when I can spare a dollar.
User avatar #15 - temporalguardian (02/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #28 to #15 - blesstheinternet (02/11/2014) [-]
because reasons..
#6 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
You are most probably not a good actor.
User avatar #5 - fuckthepopo (02/11/2014) [-]
If you were a good actor, you could probably make a more convincing tumblr post.
User avatar #19 to #5 - stupiderthanyou (02/11/2014) [-]
In all fairness, s/he said "actor" not "story teller." I guess.
User avatar #35 to #5 - schneidend (02/11/2014) [-]
What's not convincing about dropping a fountain drink?
#37 - naturalman (02/11/2014) [-]
Waste food and packaging, cost a company money and time, ruin someones day, waste your own time and gas, this person needs a new hobby, such as helping hungry people in third world nations to have food and medical care.
User avatar #53 to #37 - overlordnick (02/11/2014) [-]
oh get of your high horse, large soda only costs pennies
#58 to #53 - naturalman (02/11/2014) [-]
Food is food and the actual total cost of the waste is greater than a few pennies, but being an irritating little **** has other costs as well. If you punks are bored do something good instead of making trouble.
User avatar #76 to #58 - overlordnick (02/11/2014) [-]
>asking you to get off your ******* pedestal
>i must be some asshole who goes around being a dick aswell
seems legit
#81 to #76 - naturalman (02/12/2014) [-]
Life is more serious than you think child and I am tired of your kind and the trouble your spoiled apathy and mischief causes. You are in no position to correct me AT ALL.
#83 to #82 - naturalman (02/12/2014) [-]
That's right, I am.
User avatar #84 to #83 - overlordnick (02/12/2014) [-]
that's right, you're a big boy, and you have big boy problems too
#85 to #84 - naturalman (02/12/2014) [-]
I have adult problems caused by people who are decadent, detached and degenerate. You wont see the big picture until you get a lot more life experience. I have nothing more to say to you.
#86 to #85 - overlordnick (02/12/2014) [-]
and he huffed and he puffed as he declared "i'm not a big boy, i'm an adult" then proceeded to pout in the corner with his juice box "i have problems cuz society sucks"
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