heh heh. . run until mafia ll HEW ' arid.. You´re one cheeky bastard OP.
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#7 - dedaluminus (10/15/2013) [-]
HFW he receives the largest dick in the world, shipped to his house in a box. It's a whale dick, and it hasn't been preserved or refrigerated.
HFW he receives the largest dick in the world, shipped to his house in a box. It's a whale dick, and it hasn't been preserved or refrigerated.
#157 to #7 - sirfiiddlesticks (10/15/2013) [-]
so you're saying it's a dick in a box?
#183 to #7 - John Cena (10/16/2013) [-]
like a monkeys paw kind of thing. that would suck.
User avatar #16 to #7 - oodlesandoodles (10/15/2013) [-]
Or they'd send him a box with Fred Phelps in it.


#1 - conebonesixtynine (10/15/2013) [-]
You´re one cheeky bastard OP.
#96 - gomezfez (10/15/2013) [-]
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#242 to #51 - John Cena (10/16/2013) [-]
but why its made in paint? That doesnt answer anything
User avatar #243 to #242 - teoferrazzi (10/16/2013) [-]
I pressed the other button too.
I think.
#20 - pearfield (10/15/2013) [-]
I'm not sure that's such a good thing though. Imagine getting an erection, then passing out from blood loss because it's all in your dick
#23 to #20 - rollilho (10/15/2013) [-]
right there's probably ppl (black guys) with 14 inch dicks.. that means you'd have a 15 inch one... aside from bragging rights, that couldnt be that enjoyable lol, i would be good with like 10 inches
User avatar #24 to #23 - Crusader (10/15/2013) [-]
Largest penis in the world is 13.5 inches, and set by a white dude
#25 to #24 - rollilho (10/15/2013) [-]
thats the guy who decided to go gay because he couldnt fully enjoy sex with women right? idk why he didnt just do anal with women
User avatar #26 to #25 - Crusader (10/15/2013) [-]
Nope, his name was (and I **** you not)
Dr. Robert Dickinson
User avatar #30 to #26 - navadae (10/15/2013) [-]
i thought Robert Dickinson was the one who recorded it, not who had it?

eh either way, Jonah Falcon is more well known, 13.5 inch and probably who Rollilho was talking about (he's bi though, not just a butt-bumper)
User avatar #32 to #30 - Crusader (10/15/2013) [-]
No, you're right.
#31 to #30 - rollilho (10/15/2013) [-]
YO I CAN THUMB UP NOW!! ******** LOL

but yeah, i looked up that doctor and it seems he was into a bunch of sex **** (professionally, not personally)
#27 to #26 - rollilho (10/15/2013) [-]
hahaha nice
#2 - angelicdemon (10/15/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk image editor... not that bad actually.
#9 - aperturepony (10/15/2013) [-]
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#93 to #9 - savestate (10/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #93 - jeanluctate (10/15/2013) [-]
Why does this not have more thumbs...
User avatar #220 to #101 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Because people are too lazy to open the reply thing.
#225 to #220 - John Cena (10/16/2013) [-]
if my memory serves me right, if a reply gets more than the original comment it will be shown by default.
User avatar #227 to #225 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Indeed it does, but it isn't yet, so...
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#143 - kernelstack (10/15/2013) [-]
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#55 - include (10/15/2013) [-]
no downside    
10/10 would press.
no downside
10/10 would press.
User avatar #60 to #55 - omfgitszack (10/15/2013) [-]
You'd probably be too big for most women.
#62 to #60 - include (10/15/2013) [-]
Cunt Destroyer.
Cunt Destroyer.
User avatar #197 to #62 - destroyerofthecunt **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
someone call me?
#180 - cazabrow ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Implying you'll be able to fit the world's largest dick in any woman.
Implying you'll be able to fit the world's largest dick in any woman.
#184 to #180 - reaperslayer (10/16/2013) [-]
implying you had the cardio system of ******* he-man or doctor who, or created an H.E.V. suit with a penis slot and that is slimmer for civi use
#10 - splyt ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
that was clever OP...
#86 - fecal ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
I think having the largest dick in the world would just be ridiculously cumbersome. I mean that would just destroy the possibility of penetration ever unless your gf is sasha grey
#106 - wobblewub (10/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't want the largest dick in the wold honestly...
User avatar #108 to #106 - breaken (10/15/2013) [-]
Me either
User avatar #107 to #106 - wobblewub (10/15/2013) [-]
**WORLD***

**** .
User avatar #5 - zzitro (10/15/2013) [-]
Notice it doesn't say human dick
(Whales are mammals)
#199 - justaredshirt (10/16/2013) [-]
You guys are over thinking this. It says "You will have the biggest Dick in the world". That means once you press the button, the tallest guy named Dick in the world will show up.
User avatar #209 to #199 - supermegaultra (10/16/2013) [-]
Yay! A friend!
#158 - weeeeeeeeeeee (10/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #195 to #158 - feelythefeel (10/16/2013) [-]
That's horrible. I mean, Sonic 06 is an abomination.
#28 - takemythumb (10/15/2013) [-]
Oh *sigh*..
OK FINE!
Open your mouth OP
i will give it to you.
User avatar #156 - Bad Man (10/15/2013) [-]
I'd rather be able to change the size of my dick at will.
User avatar #162 to #156 - TheFixer (10/16/2013) [-]
bitch please i change my size at will depending on if erect or not.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Bad Man (10/16/2013) [-]
>implying that's special
User avatar #166 to #163 - TheFixer (10/16/2013) [-]
it is for me
User avatar #159 to #156 - halloweenwillcome (10/15/2013) [-]
I'd change the way I see chicks, that way It wouldn't matter what I bang, It'd still be the hottest chick girl out there
User avatar #164 to #159 - vapaus (10/16/2013) [-]
The power of beer goggles?
User avatar #191 to #156 - jzpotter ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Make your dick a battle axe.
User avatar #203 to #191 - Bad Man (10/16/2013) [-]
you realize that "slaying the pussy" is just an expression, right?
User avatar #204 to #203 - jzpotter ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Is the name Bad Man one, too?
User avatar #206 to #204 - Bad Man (10/16/2013) [-]
No...it's a name.
#207 to #206 - jzpotter ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Sigh, nevermind dude. Take a gif for your troubles.
Sigh, nevermind dude. Take a gif for your troubles.
User avatar #165 to #156 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2013) [-]
So if someone pisses you off, you make your dick small, stick it in their ass, then make it grow bigger and bigger until it's a foot wide.
User avatar #169 to #165 - Bad Man (10/16/2013) [-]
that's kinda dark, bro
#178 to #169 - arstya (10/16/2013) [-]
You don't know a furry's capacity for darkness.
You don't know a furry's capacity for darkness.
User avatar #74 - brenen (10/15/2013) [-]
The man with the largest dick in the world can't even have sex with women, because it's so large.... That would be awful.
#76 to #74 - jackjr (10/15/2013) [-]
I told my friend this. I said, 'The guy with the biggest dick recorded can't have sex,' and to my joy he asked, 'what, legally?'
I told my friend this. I said, 'The guy with the biggest dick recorded can't have sex,' and to my joy he asked, 'what, legally?'
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