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#481372 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
i hate how i cant fix my sleeping pattern.

i try to stay awake and i end up falling asleep a few hours later than usual which ends up fucking it up even more.

all would have been cool if there were places open late at night. even in the cities, the best places open are bars and im gonna turn into an alcoholic if all i do is drink at night.
#481377 to #481372 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
ferrettamer, how do you relate to this in the city you live in?
#481380 to #481377 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(55 minutes ago) [-]
I didn't read the second half
#481381 to #481380 - masterboll
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(53 minutes ago) [-]
i thought there were other souls like mine out there but i was wrong
#481382 to #481381 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(52 minutes ago) [-]
well i mean nothing is open in the town i live in at night except for a few things but i dont go out anyway
#481383 to #481382 - masterboll
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(49 minutes ago) [-]
you gotta come with me and take the midnight train going anywhere
#481384 to #481383 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(47 minutes ago) [-]
as long as it's not to Auschwitz i guess
#481385 to #481384 - masterboll
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(46 minutes ago) [-]
Auschwitz is nothing more than a memorial now
#481351 - timmywankenobi
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(2 hours ago) [-]
German Chancellor Angela Merkle Claims the huge drop in tourism in Germany this year is not because of the many Islamist terror and sexual attacks, but in fact because all other western nations (besides Sweden) are filled with racist Islamophobic bigots !
#481373 to #481351 - shibe
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(1 hour ago) [-]
source?
#481342 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Tired of all these "current year" man-babies that can't fix their own car or do their own home repair. Self sufficiency and grit seem to be completely lacking in the current generation. Defend yourself boy Puccis:
#481360 to #481342 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
yeah but most of the dyi handyman kind of guys are the kind of guys who show you a 2012 meme from facebook and expect you to laugh
#481364 to #481360 - masterboll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
thats stereotyping
#481365 to #481364 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
fucking spot on stereotyping
#481366 to #481365 - masterboll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
suck a phat one
#481368 to #481366 - TheseChocodiles
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(1 hour ago) [-]
2009 called
#481370 to #481368 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
old school memes are best school memes
#481361 to #481360 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
I'm not here for laughs, I'm here for an argument
#481362 to #481361 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
sorry il be on my way then
#481344 to #481342 - anon
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(2 hours ago) [-]
just stop being poor cletus
#481343 to #481342 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
what would be the point of having mechanics if every single person in the world knew how to do an oil change?
#481348 to #481343 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
why do people need financial advisors? If you invest in something tangible, wouldn't it make sense to take care of it yourself. That way you're being fiscally responsible. I guess pride and a sense of a job well done is being replaced by cynicism and laziness
#481357 to #481348 - anon
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(2 hours ago) [-]
is your life so shit that the only good job youve ever done to take pride in is in fixing your jalopy?
#481352 to #481348 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
yeah, let's just put millions of people out of a job. Hell why not give every single person a gun so we can just do away with the military, too. What could go wrong?
#481355 to #481352 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Is personal accountability that repellent?
#481356 to #481355 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Do you know how to take apart and put a car back together?
#481359 to #481356 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
I have built and VINd a vehicle, frame and all, from the ground up in my spare time. And as long as I have the factory spec manual I could.
#481363 to #481359 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
And do you believe most people have the time to learn and do that, too? I agree that people should know how to do things like oil changes and change their tires. But it's stupid to say people who don't know the ins and outs of vehicle and house repair are man babies.
#481374 to #481363 - stoatsmcgoats ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
I believe most people have access to the Internet, YouTube is a great resource for step by step vids for practically anything, and most burgers live near an autozone/advance auto/etc who have the parts and loan tools. So there's the knowledge and the means, only the drive is missing.
#481349 to #481348 - aoeui
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(2 hours ago) [-]
what's the point of having the internet? everyone should just be omniscient
#481323 - shadowmanzninetwo
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(3 hours ago) [-]
Hey does anyone have that image of the dude with him holding his mug close to his face and smirking smugly? The dude is wearing a suit, and it's not the dude from Iron Giant.
#481336 to #481323 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
is it this?
#481338 to #481336 - shadowmanzninetwo
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Nailed it, thank you!
#481322 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(3 hours ago) [-]
I had a nightmare elk sent PETA to kill my dog
#481317 - tvfreakuk
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(3 hours ago) [-]
Customer: Why has the price none up?!
Me: Because you changed some details that changed the price of the insurance

C: Why did my policy cancel?! It was supposed to just renew
Me: *pull up document we sent* It says right on the bottom line "call [number] to renew, otherwise your policy will cancel"

C: I need insurance on the car, it's just going to be in the driveway though. We aren't going to drive it anymore and I'm selling it. So I just need to be insured until I sell it and then I'll cancel
Me: I can't start a policy I you actually plan to cancel. We don't do temporary policies. But you actually don't even need insurance. You would if you kept it on a public road, but I your driveway is fine, you actually don't need insurance and you'll just be spending money on something you don't need.
C: Well if you won't set it up I'll just go to another company then *hangs up*
#481312 - TheseChocodiles
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(4 hours ago) [-]
got stopped by this young mormon girl who tried to convert me to the light after i admitted i dont actually believe in god
she was nice but that specific sort of nice that is reserved for religious young people
then she handed me a card for a website and i said alright il check it out and put my hand up as a bye and started to walk away but she had went for the high five so i felt bad and turned back to let the high 5 happen, which made a very loud clap infront of a lot of onlookers, some of which were doing that smug little smirk like haha u got stopped by the weird religious girl and now ur religion mates

i always get stopped by these types of people, one fella actually made me pray with him in the busiest street of my city, people were walking by looking at us as he had his hand on my shoulder and we were both looking down at the ground in silence, i was young too and the more i think of it that guy was probably a crackhead
#481350 to #481312 - masterboll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
>got felt up by a crackhead at a young age
>doesnt believe in God

come to me and ill bring you into the light
#481375 to #481350 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
Don't think she wants to experience the religion of peace.
#481376 to #481375 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
you'd be surprised at how many new people try out the religion of peace
#481378 to #481376 - huntergriff ONLINE
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#481379 to #481378 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
you do realise that the religion of peace is one of the fastest growing religions on the planet, right? and im not talking about higher birth rates, there is an increase in the number of white muslim converts in america and the uk.

there are large numbers of non-muslims trying out the religion of peace. much of the recent reasons were discovering the religion of peace by challenging infidel propaganda and finding the opposite in real life.
#481386 to #481379 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(34 minutes ago) [-]
k.
#481354 to #481350 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
shoulder touching is feeling up? is that like 2nd base for muslims?
#481358 to #481354 - masterboll
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(2 hours ago) [-]
depends on how he touched your shoulder

pretty sure they even had a long debate on whether foot massages are sexual in Pulp Fiction
#481367 to #481358 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
he fingered the fuck out of my shoulder i couldnt walk straight for a week
#481369 to #481367 - masterboll
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(1 hour ago) [-]
im trying to imagine it
#481340 to #481312 - anon
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(2 hours ago) [-]
Lol i just try to ignore them (because most of the time they are creepy jehovas) but i used to work with a very religous girl who hands out bibles so i usually stay and talk with her for a few minutes because she is genuinely nice. I kinda felt sorry for her because it was at the yearly "50's american car festival thing" or "cruising" in my city which is very popular here and atract all sorts of ill-mannered rednecks, whos only lifegoal is to get blackout drunk. Its kind of funny how these hillbillies complain about how we are not going to church enough in sweden and how muslims are destroying our culture when they couldnt give a rats ass.

And i also feel kind of bad how i didnt accept her bible when she offered me. I already have one so it would just take up extra space but i cannot stop think about how she had to endure disgusting fart smelling black out drunk old people that probably screamed at her too

//enlightednatzie
#481314 to #481312 - shibe
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(3 hours ago) [-]
i wish the mormon girl at my school would try to covert me

or at least, ya know, talk to me

#481316 to #481314 - TheseChocodiles
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(3 hours ago) [-]
or why dont you, ya know, talk to her
#481318 to #481316 - shibe
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#481319 to #481318 - TheseChocodiles
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(3 hours ago) [-]
lol understandable


so does she not swear
#481321 to #481319 - shibe
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(3 hours ago) [-]
nope, and she's extremely uncomfortable with anything barely taboo, so a school environment is probably a bit rough with her especially considering me and my friend sat next to her all year last year and i have the worst mouth

i'm not a big believer in the whole "opposites attract" thing, but i did crush on her pretty hard for a little bit last year, she's athletic, extremely nice, pretty smart, and she's a super qt

but then this girl named hope started playing games with me and from then on i've been a miserable wreck with everything
#481324 to #481321 - TheseChocodiles
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(3 hours ago) [-]
no offence but she sounds like a complete bore

i feel bad for you because 15 year old girls are just not fun at all
#481326 to #481324 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(3 hours ago) [-]
she sounds great imo
#481328 to #481326 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
yes but you are the kind of guy who wants a girl to be super cutesie and quiet

which to me is bOriNg
#481329 to #481328 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
um no, i don't want a quiet girl, at least one of us needs to speak
#481330 to #481329 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
what conversation would you have with that girl then

talk about the bible and how funny ted is in how i met your mother
#481331 to #481330 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
look i don't think you understand, i can't have a conversation with anybody unless it's about memes
#481333 to #481331 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
what do you think of jennifer lawrence
#481339 to #481333 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
as an actress, she seems alright but I've only seen her in American Hustle and The Hunger Games movies. She was pretty good in American Hustle, but her portrayal as Katniss wasn't great, though I think that's less her fault and more the director's and writers'.
As a person, I can't really say, I don't know her. The way she portrays herself to the media seems a bit tryhard but she seems cool I guess, I'd hang out with her probably.
She's fairly hot I guess, but not as hot as most hollywood actresses imo
Why do you ask
#481341 to #481339 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
jennifer lawrence fucking sucks
#481345 to #481341 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(2 hours ago) [-]
wow
#481346 to #481345 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
yeah so
#481371 to #481346 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(1 hour ago) [-]
ok i'm sorry to disappoint
#481325 to #481324 - shibe
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(3 hours ago) [-]
i mean tbh half the time i'm not looking for their personality
#481327 to #481325 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
ah springs to mind being 13 on the phone to my friend "you're like the perfect girl but i dont fancy you"
great thank you for setting that into my subconscious as we both enter our teenage life, kind of u

but lol i do agree with not trying to find some great personality to connect with when you are that young, i think its a waste of time and slows people down

#481347 to #481327 - shibe
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(2 hours ago) [-]
man what does that mean

"you're like the perfect girl but i dont fancy you"

like what?
#481353 to #481347 - TheseChocodiles
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(2 hours ago) [-]
lol cause i could make him laugh and easy to talk to, plus similar interests, he was the guy who made the music i sent you actually

i know what he meant though cause we have always had this connection but it was the least sexual thing ever, we once were dared to kiss and it was like kissing a brother or some shit
#481313 to #481312 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(3 hours ago) [-]
you need to be more assertive and tell them to fuck off. or just look angry all the time like i do, nobody ever bugs me
#481315 to #481313 - TheseChocodiles
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(3 hours ago) [-]
i find it very hard to control to how i instinctually react to things (which is also kinda my problem when im driving), i smile at homeless people too and that has sometimes got me into bother
im literally such a fruit its unreal
#481311 - satoasami
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(5 hours ago) [-]
I have lower intestinal cramps from eating too much salt and not drinking enough water

The usual telltale sign of this is when your piss is an intense shade of yellow

How the piss formula works is

Yellow means high concentrates of Sulfer drink water now
Yellow/Clear means you've drinken something resembling liquid but its not high in H2o
Clear means you've drinken too much water and now you gotta flush the excess out
#481296 - muchname
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(6 hours ago) [-]
I can't decide whether I should watch Jodorwosky's Dune or Before The Light Takes Us
#481308 to #481296 - shibe
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(5 hours ago) [-]
JODORWOSKY'S DUNE
#481299 to #481296 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(6 hours ago) [-]
Neither. You should be reading
#481297 to #481296 - thebestpieever
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(6 hours ago) [-]
You mean before the posers take us?
#481282 - alexanderburns ONLINE
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(6 hours ago) [-]
:/
#481290 to #481282 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(6 hours ago) [-]
Here's some attention
#481287 to #481282 - masterboll
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(6 hours ago) [-]
whats wrong, honey?