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User avatar #351040 - ferrettamer ONLINE (14 minutes ago) [-]
i hate people who have to get their way every time. omg, it's not halal we can't eat here, omg i haven't seen the first movie even though it wouldn't have shit all to do with the second one (horrible bosses 2), we can't watch it even though everybody else wanted to, omg this game is dumb let's play this instead.
Note on the halal: I respect his decision to follow his religion, but he's a fucking bitch about it and won't go with us when we get sushi or pad thai, which he can eat, because it's "plain" so we always have to go get shawarma if he's to eat with us
User avatar #351038 - finblob ONLINE (29 minutes ago) [-]
acne is pretty gross
User avatar #351041 to #351038 - squalllionhart (14 minutes ago) [-]
it sure is
User avatar #351035 - gibroner ONLINE (46 minutes ago) [-]
I hate the fact that nobody in my house has the common decency to at least wait til noon to start fucking yelling for absolutely no reason whatsoever. I'm fucking sick of it I worked a very late shift last night and I'd like to at least be able to sleep in til 10 am before I get woken up obnoxious yelling. the worst part half the time this happens (which is almost every day that I'm not the first one up) it's my mom and my sister standing right outside my bedroom door knowing full well that I am sleeping.
#351029 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Awesome+gf/funny-pictures/5395193/

this sorta shit is just pathetic(the desc)
User avatar #351036 to #351029 - nimba (37 minutes ago) [-]
I think he wants money to give a prize on fj
It's still dumb though
#351037 to #351036 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (36 minutes ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure people would get banned for posting those sort of links like a year ago, but because he's "famous" nothing will happen to him anyway
#351020 - tvfreakuk (2 hours ago) [-]
This happened when I was nearly 14 at the time
> Walking home
> Bitch I've never met before walks up to me
> Her: Hey, you're dating [girl I was seeing at the time]?
> Me: Yeah...
> Her: LOL you're actually dating her wow (just basically making fun of me for dating someone, I was just like "wat"
> I can't remember exactly what happened all these years later, but the bitch suddenly slaps me across the face and walks off
> I'm just sort of stunned; came out of nowhere - can't see bitch anymore and I wasn't exactly just going to hunt her down to hit her back

Skip 3 years:
> At friend's birthday party
> Turns out this bitch is his cousin (I don't recognise her at first, she recognises me)
> Tells everyone I slapped her
> Suddenly remember; tell my case about how she slapped me
> Everyone pissed
> "I think you should leave now"
> Forced to leave party because I'm a "girl hitter"
#351039 to #351020 - finblob ONLINE (27 minutes ago) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #351031 to #351020 - princessren (56 minutes ago) [-]
what is her problem?
User avatar #351025 to #351020 - nimba (1 hour ago) [-]
There's no room for myosginists on this board
#351026 to #351025 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
..what?
User avatar #351022 to #351020 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
I gain more sympathy6you with every post you make
User avatar #351013 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
Every woman I've lived with always comments how I put cologne on like a woman. But I don't even know how men are supposed to do it
User avatar #351032 to #351013 - princessren (56 minutes ago) [-]
someone told me I walked like a faggot women once
User avatar #351030 to #351013 - finblob ONLINE (58 minutes ago) [-]
Apparently I text like a woman but that's probably because I do the gay-hand while typing with a extended index finger.
User avatar #351024 to #351013 - tubcat (1 hour ago) [-]
wat, there is a certain way you should put on cologne.



this world.
User avatar #351021 to #351013 - bladeboy (2 hours ago) [-]
Spray it in the air then walk into in.
User avatar #351019 to #351013 - thegrohltroll (2 hours ago) [-]
You throw the bottle in the air and shoot it with a shotgun, the cologne falls gracefully on you and cleans the cuts made by the falling glass.
User avatar #351004 - nadam ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
People who bitch about airport security as if it's the lovechild of Stalin and Hitler.

I've been on a trans-Atlantic flight and a trans-Continental flight. A TSA agent reads me a list of items not allowed on the plane, and I tell them if I have anything like that in my carry-on. I enter a short, actually relatively quick line for the scanners. I run my bag through one, and take off my shoes and walk through another. Then I sit at the terminal and get ready to board my flight.

I had my freedom stripped from me, I was literally molested by the Nazi TSA.

A lot of the items not allowed on the plane are ridiculous. But people talk about this in such a hyperbolic way that I can't stand it.
#351033 to #351004 - princessren (52 minutes ago) [-]
I don't understand like...when those new detectors came out   
apparently they were suppose to help with materials like the underwear bomber or whatever tried to use...I dunno   
like....I just...I don't get it   
"oh no muh privcy" "they are going to be checkin me out"   
like...this is the latest technology in airport security that could possible save people's lives and you are upset because some one is going to see  what I am pretty sure is  a digital version of yourself?
I don't understand like...when those new detectors came out
apparently they were suppose to help with materials like the underwear bomber or whatever tried to use...I dunno
like....I just...I don't get it
"oh no muh privcy" "they are going to be checkin me out"
like...this is the latest technology in airport security that could possible save people's lives and you are upset because some one is going to see what I am pretty sure is a digital version of yourself?
User avatar #351016 to #351004 - fargfive (2 hours ago) [-]
I fly internationally at least once every few months and the most trouble I've ever had was a TSA guy not believing that my shoes were steel-toed until I kicked something to prove it.
I don't know what people who complain about the TSA want. Do they expect to be able to board a several million dollar craft with a couple hundred other people that's going to spend several hours a few thousand feet in the air without any kind of security check?
User avatar #351014 to #351004 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
Let me tell you, dude. I wear a lot of tight clothing, getting a fat bloke to feel you up when you're wearing leather trousers is uncomfortable for you, him and the people hearing the irregular squeak coming from your clothes. But whatever. If this makes people feel safe then so be it, I'm fucking flying and that's that.
User avatar #351015 to #351014 - fargfive (2 hours ago) [-]
Every comment of yours that I read is an adventure.
#351017 to #351015 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
Feel free to come over. The adventure never ends, love.
User avatar #351011 to #351004 - wallbuilder (2 hours ago) [-]
Typically, the person who says "I dindu nuffing!" is wrong or retarded 95% of the time.
I see it all the time with bans on Fj, too - "I only posted the ultra-detailed outline of a veiny cock, it was hidden under clothes!"
User avatar #351006 to #351004 - freedomreturns (3 hours ago) [-]
I remember the one time I flew, wasn't out of the country or anything.
Quick and painless experience.
User avatar #351007 to #351006 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
How boring.
User avatar #351009 to #351007 - freedomreturns (2 hours ago) [-]
The scanner part was cool. Very sci-fi feeling.
And the sexual thrill of someone examining every bulge on my body.
User avatar #351010 to #351009 - thebestpieever (2 hours ago) [-]
This passed from boring to horrifyingly uncomfortable very fast. Kinda like flying in the states.
User avatar #351002 - wittypotato (3 hours ago) [-]
>Crush comes back from PhilippineS and has a party
>Hang out with her
>First time I've actually been smooth
>She asks me out

> wake up

She's still gone for two weeks and I'm still awkward.

www.nooooooooooooooo.com
#350995 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
ITT: The worst English dub of an anime
#350999 to #350995 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
>Anime   
Also send this shit back to the faggot anime board
>Anime
Also send this shit back to the faggot anime board
#351005 to #350999 - donated ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Someone from this board made this for me.

I hope hes watching me.
User avatar #351008 to #351005 - thebestpieever (3 hours ago) [-]
When there's no more room in hell best girl and a retard will invade your board.
User avatar #351034 to #351008 - princessren (50 minutes ago) [-]
don't be mean to platinum, she isn't a reatrd
#351012 to #351008 - donated ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Well. Not the most annoying of things

My mother began thinking I was a racist once. Because every 5 minutes I played this game, I'd shout "FUCKING ZOMBIE AFRICAN CHILDREN" or just "FUCKING AFRICAN CHILDREN" as for some reason, Those little fuckers killed me every time.

I could solo broadway easily, One of those little shits, I have to throw a band-aid out the window.

Was practicing Chinatown, One of the leper turds bit my ass off.

Dont even get me started on Junction, I barely made it past the sewers on that long as shit map.
User avatar #350998 to #350995 - thegrohltroll (3 hours ago) [-]
the simpsons
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#350991 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off wesley.

https://archive.today/mKGVe#selection-4759.0-4759.99
User avatar #351003 to #350991 - fargfive (3 hours ago) [-]
>compete without being competitive
u wot
here we see a stunning example of the long term effects of getting rekt on the human psyche.
User avatar #350990 - serhiy (4 hours ago) [-]
fuck Paypal, forcing you to add a credit card to spend money that you already have on your account.
#350989 - babybeel (4 hours ago) [-]
How fucking retarded do you have to be to 'forget' your own bloody childs allergies? This isn't even the first fucking time she's done this. I gave my mam money for dinner when I arrive at hers and "hurr durr you don't mind tuna do ya?" also tuna on a pizza? Thats nasty. No woman I love tuna especially the part where I get horribly sick, that's always fan-fucking-tastic. Shove some prawns on my plate like you did last time. Jesus christ. Or better yet, just buy some fish nuggets and tell me they're chicken because your retarded ass doesn't pay attention, how the fuck do you forget puke all over your god damn carpet?
#351027 to #350989 - anonymous (1 hour ago) [-]
You can't trust women, they're just plain fucking stupid and selfish.
User avatar #350986 - plumpbooty (7 hours ago) [-]
allahu kekber
User avatar #350985 - rynkar (7 hours ago) [-]
Youtube keeps muting videos I open, and I don't know why. It's just a one second click to fix, but just the oddity of it drives me insane.

Also, fuck random work schedules.
User avatar #350997 to #350985 - nosurprise (4 hours ago) [-]
If you're using Chrome you can right click on the page of a Youtube video, select 'Inspect element', then click 'Resources', then double click 'Local Storage', then click youtube.com , you'll see a key named 'yt-player-volume', you can delete that by right clicking or you can double click the value and change 'muted' to false then reload the page.
User avatar #350983 - wallbuilder (8 hours ago) [-]
Had 15+ bluescreens today. Bluescreen recorder didn't record any of them. There are people over. My other computer turns off immediately after being turned on every single time. Someone send a hitman after me for Christmas.
#350975 - tehgingaking (9 hours ago) [-]
Feeling like i'm the only one that cant accept other peoples opinions but still cant rebuttal or express my own without fear that it will just turn into an argument


So when people go on about why you shouldn't eat pork etc i just sit there like:
User avatar #350982 to #350975 - sugoi (8 hours ago) [-]
Why are you afraid of arguments?
Just don't start calling each other names and it's just a plain ole debate.
User avatar #350987 to #350982 - wallbuilder (6 hours ago) [-]
You can't rely on people to be mature or civil.
User avatar #350977 to #350975 - thebestpieever (9 hours ago) [-]
Eat whatever you damn well please. Hell, eat people as long as they and their families are ok with it.
#350965 - squalllionhart (11 hours ago) [-]
it's been raining for three fucking days    
snow already you piece of shit weather
it's been raining for three fucking days
snow already you piece of shit weather
User avatar #351001 to #350965 - DeathclawRulez (3 hours ago) [-]
It snowed and it rained for the last two days and i fucking hate it.
User avatar #350994 to #350965 - cycloneclone (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna be pretty fucking pissed if there isnt snow on the ground by Thursday
Can't have Christmas without snow
User avatar #350966 to #350965 - shibe ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
why would you hate rain

wanna switch places

i live where you live, you live where i live
User avatar #350993 to #350966 - cycloneclone (4 hours ago) [-]
lol who da fuck would wanna live in Tennessee
its like a third world country out there
User avatar #350967 to #350966 - squalllionhart (11 hours ago) [-]
as long as the snow there lasts longer than half a day
User avatar #350968 to #350967 - shibe ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
oh sorry

no snow so far

but little to no rain either

;_;
User avatar #350972 to #350971 - shibe ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
i still want rain though so lets trade
User avatar #350950 - cycloneclone (14 hours ago) [-]
Mitchell and Webb
#350937 - lulzformalaysiaair (15 hours ago) [-]
Holy fuck. I forgot about him. He's gone, it's over. It's been so long since he's spoken or had a state of consciousness. That is it. He will be erased from history. Only me, his friends and family will remember him.

I feel bad. I l-love you trapper. Goodbye forever.
User avatar #350978 to #350937 - huemynue (9 hours ago) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #350979 to #350978 - freedomreturns (9 hours ago) [-]
Hating user died and now he uses that as an excuse to shit post.
User avatar #350980 to #350979 - huemynue (9 hours ago) [-]
Ik he died, but how did he die?
User avatar #350981 to #350980 - freedomreturns (9 hours ago) [-]
Think it was confirmed suicide.
#350961 to #350937 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #350958 to #350937 - themanwithnoplan ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
RIP Traphouse

Where I got my drugs 2012-2014
User avatar #350945 to #350937 - shibe ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
rip trapper

19**-2014
User avatar #350970 to #350969 - shibe ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
1996 - forever

in our hearts ;_;
User avatar #350933 - Shiny ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
When someone says "my generation" in a conversation, my brain immediately shuts down until they stop talking,
User avatar #350952 to #350933 - thebestpieever (14 hours ago) [-]
People try to put us down just because we get around.
User avatar #350943 to #350933 - shibe ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
my generation is full of good people and bad people just like every past generation
User avatar #350939 to #350933 - lulzformalaysiaair (15 hours ago) [-]
I hate "my generation"'s music
I hate "my generation"s Political correctness
I hate "my generation"s political ignorance
I hate "my generation"s shifting multicultural food taste like asian food
I hate "my generation"s texting

2edgy4u
User avatar #350962 to #350939 - bladeboy (13 hours ago) [-]
Japanese food is great you pussy.
#350935 to #350933 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
if it shuts down then you'd be dead or at least a vegetable you fucking liar.
User avatar #350936 to #350935 - Shiny ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm so sorry for your parents' burden.
#350938 to #350936 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
I'm never was a burden to my parents because they didn't raise me to be a over-exaggerating faggot ass lying furry.
I'm never was a burden to my parents because they didn't raise me to be a over-exaggerating faggot ass lying furry.
User avatar #350940 to #350938 - Shiny ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Trying too hard m8
#350944 to #350940 - anonymous (15 hours ago) [-]
Trying too hard on what? Life? Either way its a good thing, shows that you are ambitious.
User avatar #350948 to #350944 - Shiny ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
I doubt being butthurt on a message board will get you very far in life, but I'm no economist.
#350951 to #350948 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
>butthurt
Let me guess, you have a hard time reading someone's emotions because you are socially retard
User avatar #350953 to #350951 - Shiny ONLINE (14 hours ago) [-]
Thanks for solidifying my point.
#350954 to #350953 - anonymous (14 hours ago) [-]
That you have aspergers?
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