guys will understand. . Ever hiad iia boner SO big it hurts??
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#2 - dezzka (10/18/2013) [-]
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#1 - captainganto (10/18/2013) [-]
Yes, quite often. it does wonders for my self esteem
User avatar #3 to #1 - blackshot (10/18/2013) [-]
especially at the worst of times. like durring a presentation or while talking to somebody.

not to mention when taking a dump. :'(
User avatar #6 to #3 - mulk ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
i shudder at the thought of rim twang
#17 - ulcis (10/18/2013) [-]
Quantity over quality i always say
#5 - deitysugar ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
My ex teased me in bed one time by pushing me  against the wall and her ass against my raging boner... I had the boner for hours and after a while it hurt so bad I thought I was going to throw up. At that moment I realised to never have an argument with her before bed time.
My ex teased me in bed one time by pushing me against the wall and her ass against my raging boner... I had the boner for hours and after a while it hurt so bad I thought I was going to throw up. At that moment I realised to never have an argument with her before bed time.
#29 to #5 - John Cena (10/18/2013) [-]
thats a nice fantasy, maybe one day that will happen to you
User avatar #32 to #5 - xdeathspawnx (10/18/2013) [-]
why didn't you just fap.
User avatar #19 - zocard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴ yes...
User avatar #7 - teranin ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
yep, if you're circumcised that happens very easily.
#9 to #7 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
i always wonder if it hurt to not have fore skin
User avatar #10 to #9 - teranin ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
it can, it depends on how well you were circumcised. But yeah, it cuts off 15 square inches of flesh from your dong, so it's very easy to overstretch the skin with blood flow.
User avatar #11 to #10 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
that sounds crazy painful
like damn
User avatar #12 to #11 - teranin ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
it can be, but it's not an all the time thing. maybe one out of every 7 or 8 get like that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
bro
it should not hurt at all
we are not women, we should not even be close to genital bleeding
what if it rips man
User avatar #14 to #13 - teranin ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
luckily I've never had that happen
User avatar #15 to #14 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
ill say
User avatar #47 to #7 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
If you do get a boner so big it hurts, it is in the middle, nothing to do with foreskin.
User avatar #50 to #47 - teranin ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
I was lucky in that they didn't **** it up TOO badly, and this only happens to me every once in a while when I've got a real monster on my hands.
User avatar #49 to #47 - teranin ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
wrong, if your foreskin has been snipped improperly it can have insufficient give for a full bore erection, causing pain from the skin expansion. It happens when they snip too far and take too much skin.
User avatar #51 to #49 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Sounds fun, doctors need to practice more I guess.
User avatar #52 to #51 - teranin ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
Doctors need to stop doing it, unless the surgery is imminently required for an actual condition.
User avatar #53 to #52 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
I'm glad I had it as a baby rather than having to do it later when i can remember it. I would never want to be uncut.
User avatar #56 to #53 - teranin ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
That's on you, and I can respect that, but that decision should have been yours to make. 120 babies die each year in the USA from circumcisions, and it does remove a 15 sq inch (when full grown) piece of flesh from you that has the most nerve endings of any location on your body, which causes callusing and drying out of the glans and a reduction of sensation everywhere but the area around your frenulum. Further, when you are an infant until around age 7-11 the foreskin is actually adhered to the glans, in the same way your fingernail is adhered to your finger. They forcibly rip this apart, then remove it, often with minimal anesthetic. You may not remember the experience, I know I don't, but it has been shown to be linked to a higher propensity for PTSD in adults who were circumcised as infants.

So, again, not saying there's anything wrong with you being comfortable with your status quo, but it's really not worth it for a procedure with no proven medical benefits and at the very least, 1 absolutely proven medical harm (that being death). The human male is the only animal in existence that some societies deem as being born imperfect, in need of surgery.

Read this if you want to know more... which you may very well not. www.intactamerica.org/learnmore
#37 - chaosnazo (10/18/2013) [-]
When you get that feeling, you know that ****** good
User avatar #30 - bjornkrage ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]
no, but i've fapped enough to have a boner hurt

also if we're talking inside the pants, i guess i have.
User avatar #33 to #30 - omfgitszack (10/18/2013) [-]
I've done it so many times that it actually started to bleed... Never again...
User avatar #36 to #33 - justadude (10/18/2013) [-]
worst ive ever had was a big blister on the tip
User avatar #44 to #36 - funnymidget (10/19/2013) [-]
What in the **** man
#38 - dickticklerluv (10/18/2013) [-]
Goddamn this is relatable
Goddamn this is relatable
#8 - katerica (10/18/2013) [-]
I WANT TO THUMB THIS UP MULTIPLE TIMES!
I WANT TO THUMB THIS UP MULTIPLE TIMES!
User avatar #4 - larxenex (10/18/2013) [-]
the trick is, if you tense up a muscle or a couple of muscles at the same time, you'll notice the boner will be gone within half a minute.
#20 to #4 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
Or you can stop being a pussy that has no control over his body and actually control it without flexing your ******* muscles.
User avatar #23 to #20 - atoma (10/18/2013) [-]
It's not like you take control by doing nothing
#25 to #23 - taurusguy (10/18/2013) [-]
So you are saying you cant control your boner with your mind?
User avatar #27 to #25 - atoma (10/18/2013) [-]
Mentally eh? I can fus ro dah whenever I want when I am dreaming, I can control my emotions and stay rational in any situation. However my penis has a mind of it's own.
#58 to #27 - taurusguy (10/19/2013) [-]
Guess im special then.
User avatar #61 to #58 - atoma (10/19/2013) [-]
You're totally the only one among 7 billion people
User avatar #57 - vanillyguy (10/19/2013) [-]
Got these when I'm stoned. Got stoned in school many times, good that I'm studying photography, god bless dark rooms.
User avatar #55 - atrumaliger (10/19/2013) [-]
If you haven't, you're doing it wrong.
User avatar #41 - infinitereaper (10/19/2013) [-]
I always worry that my dick is going to explode,

If you pop one tube or whatever, it's game over for your penis, oh so I've heard

also I'm paranoid
User avatar #40 - basicargentinian (10/19/2013) [-]
yup, also getting boners after fapping 2 or 3 times in a day is a hell a lot a hurtfull
User avatar #22 - horriblefishboy (10/18/2013) [-]
Yup, and it was at night and I needed to pee super badly before I went to sleep. Worst feeling ever.
User avatar #31 - circuit (10/18/2013) [-]
ya, but if you use more lube, and easy it in slowly it's not so bad
#39 - adamnow (10/18/2013) [-]
My penis is only 5". So no.
#65 - John Cena (10/24/2013) [-]
Ever had a boner so big it hurts her?
#46 - aTastyCooky (10/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off
User avatar #54 to #46 - swimmingprodigy (10/19/2013) [-]
B-but I'm 8 inches....
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