guns. they're for kids.. flintglock pistol? (I'm a horrible person) guns they're for kids flintglock pistol? (I'm a horrible person)
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#2 - jacodpwns
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(10/12/2013) [-]
flintglock pistol? (I'm a horrible person)
#86 to #2 - faridahmalik
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Flintlock Glock
#11 to #2 - razerdude
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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#20 to #2 - masterchiefawesome ONLINE
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#24 to #2 - studbeefpile
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I'm sick and damn tired of everyone apologizing for their glorious puns.

You dun' good, OWN IT! Own it like a ******* man!
#33 to #2 - propanex
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#159 to #33 - furiousmarshmellow
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#1 - pebar
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#211 to #1 - wobblewub
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(10/13/2013) [-]
black
#42 to #1 - anon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
sorry, but i don't know a lot about US Politics, so, who (or what) do the donkey and the elephant represent?
#79 to #42 - linktheherooftime
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Donkey- Democrap
Elephant- Republicunt
#106 to #42 - anon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
same anon here, and why is that? i mean, a donkey for democrats? anyone know the story behind that?
#261 to #106 - anon
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(10/17/2013) [-]
**** you #106 you're not me!
#113 to #1 - islandofpen
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(10/12/2013) [-]
ha racist
#195 to #1 - anon
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(10/13/2013) [-]
That makes no sense whatsoever. The only necessary knowledge is how effectively it kills.
#236 to #195 - pebar
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(10/13/2013) [-]
as opposed to a .22 pocket pistol that you could shove up your ass without much effort?
because those are used way more often in crime than semi-automatic rifles...
#223 to #195 - zionsype ONLINE
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Nukes kill pretty damn effectively.
#243 to #223 - anon
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(10/13/2013) [-]
you're not helping the debate
#111 to #1 - zionsype ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
"scary part"
"scary part"
#6 to #1 - furrysheaperd
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(10/12/2013) [-]
#27 to #6 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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#74 to #27 - furrysheaperd
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#5 - mudkipzFTW
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(10/12/2013) [-]
'military style assault weapons'
#161 to #5 - lilslugger
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(10/13/2013) [-]
that picture, I want toms face shopped on everything now
#15 - theblackhand
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(10/12/2013) [-]
"This is my rifle, This is my gun"
"This is for fighting, This is for fun."
#30 to #15 - mattyjay
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(10/12/2013) [-]
A song from my youth. Somewhat relevant

'My piss, my piss, my pistol my by knee!'
'Assole, Assole, A soldier I shall be!'

no hate pls
#150 to #30 - bubbleisacat
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Asshole, Asshole
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Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt, for country and for Queen
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be
#256 to #150 - mattyjay
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Haha, very good man.
#31 to #15 - chadisyounggg
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That's not a rifle it's an ak-47 Just read the post it tells us that..
#59 - huidaman
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#115 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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#22 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
"Your AK is an assault rifle!"
"30 rounds is high capacity!"
"Semi-automatic assault style rifle!"
And then there's my favorite
"Military style Assault Rifle-15"

Hahaha oh man liberals sure do give me a good old' chuckle every now and then.
#45 to #22 - octaviano ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Doesn't AK basicly mean Assault Kalashnikov? I'm sure it's a Kalashnikov, not sure about the A part.
Doesn't AK basicly mean Assault Kalashnikov? I'm sure it's a Kalashnikov, not sure about the A part.
#54 to #45 - lulzdealer
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(10/12/2013) [-]
no, it's "Automatic"
#227 to #22 - twofreegerbils
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Nice Condor double rifle case. All my soft cases are jc allen or blackhawk..

Oh, and I dig the M70
#23 to #22 - newall
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(10/12/2013) [-]
>implying all liberals have no knowlege of firearms.

>implying there are no liberals that serve.
#32 to #23 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
"That serve"? wat?
#35 to #32 - Jowi ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That serve in the military
#36 to #35 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Private citizens can have these, too. For now... unless liberals get their way.
#37 to #36 - Jowi ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm aware of that I was just explaining that when he said ">implying there are no liberals that serve." he meant serving in the military. I though from your question you were confused. Also I don't think you need an assault rifle like that as a civ
#38 to #37 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
And I don't think you need to endorse violence against me to keep me from having one...which is the only way gun laws work.
#39 to #38 - Jowi ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Dude, I don't know why you thumbed me down. I didn't endorse violence against anybody.
I'm from the UK and here we don't have a gun problem and enforcement is easy. We sit back and shake our heads at the fact you've had hundreds of children die in the past ten years through school shootings that were possible by weapons bought legally.
#47 to #39 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
You don't have a gun problem but in the same year you banned guns you became the most violent country in the EU. You're more likely to be stabbed in the UK than you are to be shot in the US
#61 to #39 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Like all laws, gun laws are enforced by violence, or threat of violence. How do you think laws are enforced? What do you think the police do? Now understand, I'm no pacifist; violence isn't inherently bad. But the initiation of violence is always bad--that is, non-self defense violence. And this is the type of violence institutionalized by these laws.
#25 to #23 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
The overwhelming majority of people serving in the US military are more right winged young men, not liberal soccer moms.
#63 to #25 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
You're right. I don't know why there are red thumbs. I know many people that are or were in the military, and not a single one is close to liberal.
#28 to #25 - foxxywithpaws ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Well ain't you a dumb ******...
Well ain't you a dumb ******...
#34 to #28 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
God these tears are delicious...
#52 to #34 - amishparadise
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#64 to #28 - douthit
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(10/12/2013) [-]
He's right. sry
#66 to #25 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
mindmatter themather foxxywithpaws newall karson furrynomous grimination hisnameisjake ruspanic leavemyinternetz minnyebruger jowi sherdmaster tenaciousjon and cantfindausername

all confirmed for analy annihilated liberal retards
#67 to #66 - cantfindausername
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Soccer moms usually aren't in the military. They're usually soccer moms.
#71 to #67 - cantfindausername
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Plus I've been an Army brat most of my life. The soldiers are diversified. Some don't even care. My dad, a soldier for ~25 years doesn't give a ****. A ton of soldiers are older people. NCOs, Officers, and such things.
#68 to #67 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Liberals aren't usually in the military/ They're usually soccer moms.


Fixed that for ya
#69 to #68 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
themather confirmed for soccer mom
#78 to #69 - flemsdfer ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
All political issues, and soccer moms aside.....it's a bit creepy to see someone sitting there monitoring his thumbs so he can call people out that choose to thumb down. Go get something to eat.....or have some sex. You make me worry about you.
#72 to #69 - TheMather ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
And I will continue to thumb you down so long as you continue to be a faggot. Your mentions of me don't affect me, each thumb down I give you brings you closer to a ban.
#73 to #72 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I'm devastated, no really, these thumbs, they just... please stop... have mercy on me!!!
#248 to #66 - karson
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(10/13/2013) [-]
durr hurr. I'm not a liberal, you dumbass. you're just an annoying cunt. I'm the colt .45 acp owner who you called a liar, and then thumbed down, because I didn't list every detail of my pistol. as another user said, you take any kind of vagueness as a sign they don't know anything.

from a gun toting NC hillbilly to you: go **** yourself.
#169 to #66 - thinegame
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Lol reddit loves guns
#167 to #66 - hisnameisjake
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(10/13/2013) [-]
nope, try again
#84 to #66 - tenaciousjon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
You're just jealous because you aren't getting any of that hot "backdoor service".
#70 to #66 - Ruspanic
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(10/12/2013) [-]
You just named everyone who thumbed you down.
What's that about "analy annihilated?"
#60 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
related
#228 to #60 - twofreegerbils
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(10/13/2013) [-]
>leaving a trail of blood
>implying carbines are even used in violent crime like ever
DISINFO DISINFO DISINFO
#57 - lulzdealer
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(10/12/2013) [-]
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My Glock
#165 to #57 - hornyhonky ONLINE
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#58 to #57 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Glock hasn't had any problems with their firearms since the early/mid 90's and even then it was people handloading .40 S&W cartridges wrong. The Glock 22 was even then still in it's early phase. The glocknade joke has never even really made that much sense.
#160 to #58 - Uranium
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(10/13/2013) [-]
I'd still rather own an American made pistol. My Ruger 1911 commander has served me well so far as my carry piece. My local Sheriffs department chief still carrys an S&W .357 magnum.
#76 to #58 - flemsdfer ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
He's running with the joke that Journalists do not know what guns are by calling that grenade a glock.
#87 to #76 - lulzdealer
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(10/12/2013) [-]
actually, i am making a glocknade joke
#91 to #87 - flemsdfer ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Well then.......
#81 to #76 - goodguygary
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(10/12/2013) [-]
not knowing the almighty power that is glocknade
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glocknade
#82 to #81 - flemsdfer ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I get the glocknade thing. I just took his post in a different way.
#83 to #82 - goodguygary
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(10/12/2013) [-]
ah, i was thinking that the joke was unclear to you, well have a good day then
#85 to #83 - flemsdfer ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I will have a good day.
#75 to #57 - oosulley
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#88 to #75 - lulzdealer
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#7 - anon
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(10/12/2013) [-]
The news said the DC shooter used an "ar-15 shotgun" toplel.
#117 to #7 - hydraetis
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(10/12/2013) [-]
The AR-15 is a shotgun?
#158 to #157 - hydraetis
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(10/13/2013) [-]
A shotgun shaped like a rifle. Interesting
#9 to #7 - drldrl
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#10 to #9 - thegamegestapo
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That's a nice AK-47
#135 to #10 - rokkarokkaali
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That's an M16. Do you even play CoD?
#142 to #135 - bitchpleaseshutup
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(10/12/2013) [-]
That's a M1911
#163 to #142 - furiousmarshmellow
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(10/13/2013) [-]
Quite obviously an M107, stupid.
#205 to #163 - twi ONLINE
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(10/13/2013) [-]
pretty sure thats a crossbow
#238 to #205 - dubslao
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(10/13/2013) [-]
that's an F-22 you idiot
#141 to #135 - thegamegestapo
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(10/12/2013) [-]
I'm telling you it's an AK- 47. Look at the clip.
#210 to #141 - zombiexslayer
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(10/13/2013) [-]
You mean the magazine clip? It holds 300 bullets and makes it shoot fully automatic.
#259 to #210 - thegamegestapo
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(10/13/2013) [-]
That's only on the tactical-black, cop-killer Satan version.
#80 to #9 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Psst.

Those aren't AR-15's. They may be styled as such but they're MKA 1919s that were designed and manufactured in Turkey.

Plus the guy in the shooting used a 870 I think, I'm fairly sure it was some variant of pump shotgun.
#249 to #80 - drldrl
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(10/13/2013) [-]
lol, you and this other guy can't take a joke.
#19 to #9 - roliga
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(10/12/2013) [-]
Just because it looks like an AR-15 does not make it an AR-15. These shotguns share no similarities with the AR-15 other than looks.