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armyf@g here
We threw these motherfuckers at a training camp, and pretty much the fuse won't drop until the "handle" is released. And when you throw the grenade, it will spin in mid-air so the reaction will be the same nonetheless

And don't be fooled, the explosion is nothing to brag about and the sound is the same as a basic firework.

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#32 to #20 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]

"Threw these in training" gtfo of here pog

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#39 to #32 - catburglarpenis ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Yeah, I threw a mop in training, but my RDC made me pick it back up and get back to swabbing the deck.

Navyfag here.

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#35 to #20 - graydiggy ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Those were training grenades you fucking tool. Real grenades fuck everything up within 15 meters.

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#36 to #35 - classybot (10/19/2013) [-]

That's why I said that the explosion was nothing to brag about. The color of the gif's grenade is exactly the same as a training one. Stop getting sand up your vagina and chill your tit noodles

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#11 to #1 - froggerhasxbox (10/19/2013) [-]

according to the smct. that's how left handed people hold it, so I assume it would still work.

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#7 - mindlessbastard ONLINE (10/18/2013) [-]

Five second fuses only last three seconds.
-WWII Infantry Journal

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#17 - stolemyfunny (10/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)

Light the fuses, bitches!

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#28 to #17 - garfvader (10/19/2013) [-]

I read it in the voice

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#93 to #17 - arcticassassin (10/19/2013) [-]

OH I'M SORRY, IS THIS TOO BADASS FOR YOU?

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#38 to #17 - straightbusta (10/19/2013) [-]

I'M READY TO BLOW!

*Awesome acoustic theme initiates signalling the time for me to kill their asses*

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#23 to #17 - Hreidmar ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

This was always my favourite splash-screen in the game, except maybe for the Bunker.

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#34 - midothegreat (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#53 to #34 - fantomen (10/19/2013) [-]

That's an airsoft grenade...

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#87 to #53 - rainyeyes (10/19/2013) [-]

**rainyeyes rolled a random image posted in comment #3950923 at Friendly **

Airsoft grenades don't make rubber shrapnel. They send out plastic bb's. They are also reusable, in which this case, the exploded rubber shell cannot be placed back together once it is detonated.

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#65 - wellimnotsure (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)

This is horribly inaccurate, each grenade contains a gnome, when you pull the pin it is connected to the gnomes hat and pulls his hat off. As everyone knows gnomes are bald and very self conscious of this. So when his hat is forcibly removed he becomes angry, this anger causes the explosion. The shrapnel is just delicious pieces of cookie that the gnomes were working on. Get your facts straight please.

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#47 - lindajmes (10/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)

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#48 to #47 - missrainbowdash (10/19/2013) [-]

your room mate is stupid and your stupid

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#50 to #48 - PopcornViking ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

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#75 to #74 - dubslao (10/19/2013) [-]

did you completely miss the 'your stupid' ?

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#96 to #76 - amonomous (10/19/2013) [-]

ur stupid

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#77 to #74 - dartharc (10/19/2013) [-]

He was using it to point out that "your stupid" should be "you're stupid"

Dumbershit

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#9 - thedarkkight (10/19/2013) [+] (4 replies)

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#72 to #9 - stealingbikes (10/19/2013) [-]

Clearly a Hollywood gun. Watch the clip.

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#62 to #9 - teruterubozu ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Guns are like teddy bears!

If you squeeze them, bad things go away!

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#51 to #9 - Gerex ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Another.

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#60 to #51 - biddo (10/19/2013) [-]

these actually seem like good guns but when you hold them in our hand, they feel like a damn toy

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#63 - gekkohunter **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)

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#67 to #63 - pineapplechunkss (10/19/2013) [-]

thats my line

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#33 - teratorn (10/19/2013) [+] (5 replies)

i tought this was another combustable lemon.

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#41 to #33 - scaratel (10/19/2013) [-]

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#54 to #41 - vgmddg (10/19/2013) [-]

Alternate version.

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#55 to #54 - vgmddg (10/19/2013) [-]

Also take this.

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#56 to #54 - scaratel (10/19/2013) [-]

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#57 to #56 - vgmddg (10/19/2013) [-]

Video version if you want it.

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#5 - crashbandicunt (10/18/2013) [-]

I like to imagine the Pokemon catching sounds when the pin drops... and then you wait... and hope that you caught that stupid bitch Entei.

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#45 - misterklass (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)

So grenades don't work upside down?

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#46 to #45 - misterklass (10/19/2013) [-]

Wait ignore that, I'm retarded.

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#58 to #46 - deadmanisalive (10/19/2013) [-]

It's okay I thought the same thing a second ago.

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#81 to #43 - twofreegerbils (10/19/2013) [-]

glocknade
top lol

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#80 to #43 - roliga ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

This joke never even made any sense, this is retarded.

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#82 to #80 - demencialmx (10/19/2013) [-]

Because you're a uneducated piece of shit.
But let me educate you;

Pic related btw, you fucking genius.

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#83 to #82 - roliga ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Because you're an uneducated piece of shit allow me to educate you, it was always the cartridge not the glock, this would have cause problems in any polymer framed handgun, not just glocks. This joke is retarded and makes no sense, if it wanted to make sense they should have said "How a .40 S&W works"

pic related, my glock.

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#84 to #83 - demencialmx (10/19/2013) [-]

glockfag? well, i have bad news for you; A good pistol doesn't explode like that.

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#85 to #84 - roliga ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

You're right a good pistol doesn't explode, that's why none of mine have.

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#86 to #85 - demencialmx (10/19/2013) [-]

Btw, that's not your pistol, is a fucking photo taken from internet...shame on you.

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#98 to #86 - azumeow ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

You didn't know that roliga is /hating/'s resident gun expert? Well, you're a retard.

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#88 to #86 - roliga ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]

Oh you mean taken from my deviantart? Yeah, that one?

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#37 - foxxywithpaws (10/19/2013) [-]

Anyone have a .gif of how a Stielhandgranate works? I'm curious now.

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#95 - Uranium (10/19/2013) [-]

There is supposed to be a fuse in there somewhere

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#91 - bluzzerstream (10/19/2013) [-]

I always thought you remove the pin to unsecure the grenade then removed the lever to activate the grenade... This might have saved me from blowing myself up in the future.

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#61 - randomdylan (10/19/2013) [-]

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