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if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm
sget a credit card with a high limit
ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket ta Vegas
went a fast comfertable and get an assault riffle.
ause gun ta stunt blanks in the air near the incline then drive a way.
gun nut at the car
sthe chase is m
amps tail ynu into dessert with news clubbers above.
sthe time has carne
shave muse around yhur new
anther end dyf reps is tied tn steering calum n.
3: -cinder block on gas pedal
strand up and pull parachute.
smack snaps at the end m the rope
Inyour lifeless body is Ruthie m TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with win chasing it.
BONUS POINTS
Inset car m the just before ynu jump
sthe parachute says "Ron Paul 2004"
T-‘ you are wearing a crotchless furs uit
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Submitted: 01/15/2014
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#2 - tazzerz (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
"Ron Paul 2004"
"Ron Paul 2004"
#9 - iherdcows ONLINE (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If I ever wanted to kill myself, I'd go to a grocery store, get 4 jugs of milk, and knock them all over. I would then yell "NOOOOOOO NOT THE MILK, I CANT TAKE IT" Then shoot myself.
I'd kill myself over spilled milk.
#21 - I Am Monkey (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Cops tail you into dessert
User avatar #8 - ImmortalBaconEater (01/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've said this before, but I feel its worth saying again. If I ever want to kill myself, this is how it's gonna happen. I'll give you guys all a heads up if the occasion ever arises.
#13 - obitouzumaki (01/16/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #1 - murraysnoopy (01/15/2014) [-]
Pure gold
#45 - Rockaman ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
For even more Bonus Points, set the radio to the Space Jam theme!
#35 - sunick (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
just a practical objection: wouldn't the parachute tangle with the helicopter when it's realeased sorry for my crapy english
otherwise, sounds like a nice plan
User avatar #37 to #35 - incoming (01/16/2014) [-]
That makes it even better.
User avatar #17 - theguywhoaskswhy (01/16/2014) [+] (5 replies)
My retirement plan:

> Wear suit of highly conductive material (Copper/sivler)
> Wait for storm season
> Stand on top of a mountain during storm
> Repeatedly scream "All gods are bastards!"
User avatar #5 - toosexyforyou (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
The cinderblock was not on the item's list, where the **** am I supposed to get a random cinderblock
#34 - stoicnick (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Okay then.
Okay then.
#39 - mcmental (01/16/2014) [-]
I look forward to seeing this or at least the attempt to do this on Worlds Dumbest, Worlds Wildest Police Videos, etc.
User avatar #30 - PenguinsOfMars (01/16/2014) [-]
Get really thin fishing wire or a guitar string and make a noose out of it, tie it around your neck and set it up like you're going to hang yourself with it but from a higher drop, then super glue your hands to the side of your head and jump down, hanging yourself, except the wire will decapitate you but your hands will still be glued to your head and it will look like you ripped your own head off.
#11 - MyNameIsntCrookers (01/16/2014) [-]
u i f a/w s. There, now if you'll excuse me I have dinner to make
u i f a/w s. There, now if you'll excuse me I have dinner to make
#55 - toastandbananas (01/16/2014) [-]
his face when
#54 - soggytoastie (01/16/2014) [-]
would do
#53 - Common Pepe (01/16/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at Turtwig ** How the poster below me will die
User avatar #51 - ashee (01/16/2014) [-]
Repost but still funny as hell.
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