getting paid to act normal? of course. . mu get million. but Every day, you must make eye contact with a random stranger and wink at them While eating a banana. will you press t funny Banana wink
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#5 - doujinshi (12/29/2013) [-]
The Perfect Button.
#43 to #5 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
omg
User avatar #101 to #5 - lordlolland ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Eat Nick Cage.
#136 to #5 - sunick (12/30/2013) [-]
i would love it, Cage is everything to me
User avatar #143 to #5 - tittentei (12/30/2013) [-]
>implying I need this button to not turn into a fat pleb

Imo, the only people considering this the perfect button would be fat people with no discipline at all.
User avatar #207 to #143 - therealtjthemedic (12/30/2013) [-]
Thats not the appeal, mate.
Nick Cage is.
#169 to #5 - superintrovert (12/30/2013) [-]
It's almost like whoever made this thought that wouldn't be just hilariously awesome all the time.
#128 to #5 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
Eat while masturbating   
Make him watch
Eat while masturbating
Make him watch
User avatar #216 to #128 - hopelessworld (12/30/2013) [-]
Disturbing picture you have here
#134 to #5 - dross (12/30/2013) [-]
Cage is love, cage is life.
Cage is love, cage is life.
User avatar #40 to #5 - vampireinarm ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
i would pay for this
#41 to #5 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
how is that a but?
That's a bonus!
#51 to #5 - elaxx (12/30/2013) [-]
mfw every meal
mfw every meal
#75 to #5 - sindrifreyr (12/30/2013) [-]
Then you burn your food.
Then you burn your food.
User avatar #35 - habasparkz (12/30/2013) [-]
I got a good one.

You have your absolute dream girl/boy, nothing ever goes wrong between the 2 of you.
But
You have to be a vegan.
User avatar #78 to #35 - ftdragneel (12/30/2013) [-]
Damn this is difficult, but i think i would press the button.
#63 to #35 - firesky (12/30/2013) [-]
So death through starving or searching myself for a partner.
I'd go with number 2
User avatar #42 to #35 - strobler (12/30/2013) [-]
**** , this was actually hard to choose between, but you did say it would be a dream girl/boy (=perfect?) Sex everyday with dream girl > Meat
User avatar #102 to #42 - themongoose (12/30/2013) [-]
you never get to experience Make Up Sex though.
User avatar #80 to #35 - darkskuller (12/30/2013) [-]
Finally, one that isn't a double positive, and that is hard to choose between. I would totally pick the meat though :p
#188 to #35 - ennemi (12/30/2013) [-]
it's ok, she's gonna eat meat for 2
User avatar #57 to #35 - mephiblis ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
The delicious flesh of once living beings > sum beech
#53 to #35 - inuares (12/30/2013) [-]
it's ok, because then my brain won't be blocked by curds and whey and I'll get super powers.
#123 to #53 - inuzukaa (12/30/2013) [-]
But then you eat gelato
But then you eat gelato
User avatar #122 to #53 - majormoron (12/30/2013) [-]
And you get to **** the drummer.
#39 to #35 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
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#170 to #15 - superintrovert (12/30/2013) [-]
The sadist's button. . .
#9 - GmCity (12/29/2013) [-]
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#164 - kaboomz ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
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> get the 150M
> get a couple of lamborghinis, ferraris and porches
> get bananas
> drive through town to find a pretty girl
> approach her on the street
> get in front of her and stare her in the eyes and start eating the banana
> say something banana-alpha "ay bby wanna some of my banana?" "im rich bitch!" "wanna go for a ride on my yellow banana lambo?"
> bitches love money and bananas so she will agree instantly
> get her home and **** her brains out
> repeat till you die except the part where you spend 5M on a ******* car you idiot


yfw you are the banana playboy
yfw infinite banana sex
yfw you living the banana life
#197 to #164 - maxismahname (12/30/2013) [-]
A Lambo is only about 400k. Not 5 million. This sexy beast is around 400k
#199 to #197 - kaboomz ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
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> has 150M dollars
> buys a 400k lambo

***** you poor

you need something like this
www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2013/03/lamborghini-veneno-02-copy-opt.jpg
#202 to #199 - maxismahname (12/30/2013) [-]
Aventador looks sexy as **** though!!
Fine I'll get this
$4 million *****
Also in the content it says $100,000,000 not $150,000,000
#204 to #202 - kaboomz ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
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ah you got me!
User avatar #205 to #204 - maxismahname (12/30/2013) [-]
>2013
>Didn't think of the $8,000,000 Maybach Exelero
I don't find it very attractive though so I put the Bugatti instead
#29 - pfccross (12/30/2013) [-]
only wink at girls
only wink at girls
User avatar #175 to #29 - hemming (12/30/2013) [-]
All girls now think you're gay and never wants to score with you
User avatar #212 to #29 - PadreRasta (12/30/2013) [-]
I don't think you would be allowed to choose who you'll wink
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#1 - starblood (12/29/2013) [-]
Like I don't already do that every day?
Like I don't already do that every day?
User avatar #77 to #76 - heartlessrobot (12/30/2013) [-]
Would make for some excellent porn.
User avatar #94 to #77 - erotictentacle (12/30/2013) [-]
pretty sure it already did
User avatar #83 to #76 - tormain (12/30/2013) [-]
This sounds like the plot of Bible Black Oh god the horror
User avatar #119 to #76 - radroach (12/30/2013) [-]
And what are the downsides?
#86 to #76 - thewasteland (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh god 96% of /d/ would finger rape that button.
Oh god 96% of /d/ would finger rape that button.
#127 - commonly (12/30/2013) [-]
I do that to high school students when they come to tour my university.
I do that to high school students when they come to tour my university.
#147 to #127 - knovar (12/30/2013) [-]
that gif hurts my eyes
User avatar #149 to #147 - commonly (12/30/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
#151 to #149 - knovar (12/30/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #152 to #151 - commonly (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh you. <3
#22 - xiellion (12/30/2013) [-]
aids
#171 to #22 - superintrovert (12/30/2013) [-]
Everyone,all the aids.
User avatar #158 - cubanwhiteman (12/30/2013) [-]
So you're telling me I get 100 million dollars for being just a step less weird than I already am?
Sounds good to me.
#6 - suikerpapa (12/29/2013) [-]
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#55 to #6 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
you're not pressing the button just tapping it.
User avatar #208 to #6 - flamboyant (12/30/2013) [-]
It's like he's saying 'This here is a button.'
User avatar #46 to #6 - spacepixel (12/30/2013) [-]
This makes me very uncomfortable...
#65 to #6 - gitanisme (12/30/2013) [-]
PRESS IT FAGGOT
User avatar #11 to #6 - zantox ONLINE (12/29/2013) [-]
He's not even pressing the button he's just lightly tapping it.
User avatar #13 to #11 - whathaveyoudone (12/30/2013) [-]
he's teasing the button
User avatar #141 to #11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
dats wut i did w/ ur mum, last nyt
#168 to #141 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
watr u doin
#214 to #11 - John Cena (12/30/2013) [-]
He's thinking about it, give him a minute.
User avatar #186 to #11 - imaschizo (12/30/2013) [-]
he's contemplating it
#150 - manirock (12/30/2013) [-]
Kind of reminds me of one of my favorite comics
User avatar #89 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (12/30/2013) [-]
You know I wish the dowside to these options were better. Course I would ******* do it for 100 million, i'd wake up 6 o'clock every morning to the buss stop, as the bus is about to drive away i'll do the deed, go home to my ************* mansion and do rich people stuff.
#90 to #89 - sameolfockinshit (12/30/2013) [-]
couldn't have said it better myself. this is a no-brainer.
#91 - cuppycakechick (12/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
i hate bananas
User avatar #70 to #50 - sanbonzakura (12/30/2013) [-]
you can also wink with a dick in you mouth if you prefert
User avatar #58 to #50 - tomowrath (12/30/2013) [-]
bananas are easier to eat when your sitting in a lamborghini
User avatar #189 - Lilstow (12/30/2013) [-]
i go out of my way to make people uncomfortable without the money, so **** yes i'd press this button.
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