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Greatest Response Ever. I laughed so hard when i read this on my friend's facebook page!<br /> Front page!!! Thank you guys sooo much!. What would you do

I laughed so hard when i read this on my friend's facebook page!<br />
*Front page!!! Thank you guys sooo much!*

What would you do with 1, 000, 000 ?
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wake a house
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Cl -Make a house xi].
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no bloat,,,
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23 hours ago ' Like
p,, c, eta, , t! , million poppets would help me a First National
ban . The primary function of this bank will be the lending of
poptarts, repaid in more pop Erts. Now this would obviously help me
grow my popyert capital, but there is the issue of people who default. I
plan on buying part of the Brazilian and establishing a debtor' s
prison, made from pop Erts, and people would have to repay their debt
in pop Erts to be able to leave.
This will give me significant assets, which will help me an otter suppliers
of pop Ert products. First, i buy out grain companies, then all the
blueberry and strawberry companies, then finally all the people who
brown sugar EL cinnamon, hot fudge sundaes, and cookies EL
cream.
At this point, I would have significant r: control of the pop Ert market. The
next logical step is establishing a monopoly, so I would begin to buy out
all generic pop Ert companies and sell pop tarts at a lower price. Kellogg' s
would Ell. I would have a definite grip on the pop Ert market. Now, the
person who r: controls pop Erts r: controls children and eder: aura's, They are
a figment of the lunch scene, so there is a heavy student and teacher
exposure to pop Erts. I would use pop Erts, enhanced wico subliminal
messaging, to plant the seeds to my ascendancy to the
Presidency. At age 35 I will run, and wico children old enough to vote,
they will remember the pop Ert messaging and vote For me, I would buy
out Congress wico pop Ems and thus sole r: control otter the
government, changing the Dual suffice to the Frosted Rectangular suffice
and the Pop House, on which my frosted sugary Horing would
have jurisdiction otter the United Pop Tart Union of America, Then, world
leaders would not be able to compete wico our pure deliciousness and
breakfast, snack, lunch, or dinner versatility and succumb under our
nation, Then the world, or the Giant Round House, will be under
sole jurisdiction of the Grand Pop Tart Poobah, or me, That is whati
would do wico a million pop Ems.
I would eat them, H]
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only you-
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above commentjunk made my day C,
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i wish you knew how happy your
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I dub it the official greatest comment EVER!
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BNA - am screencapping this so i En have
this comment former! This seriously was the funniest thing i have read
all day, I love you.
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