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Greatest Response Ever. I laughed so hard when i read this on my friend's facebook page!<br /> Front page!!! Thank you guys sooo much!. What would you do

I laughed so hard when i read this on my friend's facebook page!<br />
*Front page!!! Thank you guys sooo much!*

What would you do with 1, 000, 000 ?
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wake a house
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no bloat,,,
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p,, c, eta, , t! , million poppets would help me a First National
ban . The primary function of this bank will be the lending of
poptarts, repaid in more pop Erts. Now this would obviously help me
grow my popyert capital, but there is the issue of people who default. I
plan on buying part of the Brazilian and establishing a debtor' s
prison, made from pop Erts, and people would have to repay their debt
in pop Erts to be able to leave.
This will give me significant assets, which will help me an otter suppliers
of pop Ert products. First, i buy out grain companies, then all the
blueberry and strawberry companies, then finally all the people who
brown sugar EL cinnamon, hot fudge sundaes, and cookies EL
cream.
At this point, I would have significant r: control of the pop Ert market. The
next logical step is establishing a monopoly, so I would begin to buy out
all generic pop Ert companies and sell pop tarts at a lower price. Kellogg' s
would Ell. I would have a definite grip on the pop Ert market. Now, the
person who r: controls pop Erts r: controls children and eder: aura's, They are
a figment of the lunch scene, so there is a heavy student and teacher
exposure to pop Erts. I would use pop Erts, enhanced wico subliminal
messaging, to plant the seeds to my ascendancy to the
Presidency. At age 35 I will run, and wico children old enough to vote,
they will remember the pop Ert messaging and vote For me, I would buy
out Congress wico pop Ems and thus sole r: control otter the
government, changing the Dual suffice to the Frosted Rectangular suffice
and the Pop House, on which my frosted sugary Horing would
have jurisdiction otter the United Pop Tart Union of America, Then, world
leaders would not be able to compete wico our pure deliciousness and
breakfast, snack, lunch, or dinner versatility and succumb under our
nation, Then the world, or the Giant Round House, will be under
sole jurisdiction of the Grand Pop Tart Poobah, or me, That is whati
would do wico a million pop Ems.
I would eat them, H]
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#36 - jokiu
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#61 to #36 - MyBadGamertag
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#62 to #36 - MyBadGamertag
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#97 to #62 - znu
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#40 to #36 - Vohaul
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#51 to #36 - porkmeister **User deleted account**
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#58 to #51 - tylersawyer
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#34 - FoGMeanMachine
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#37 to #34 - MrFish
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(09/23/2010) [-]
mine has rainbows
#41 to #37 - fattyfurry
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(09/23/2010) [-]
pro
pro
#54 to #41 - fastcar
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(09/23/2010) [-]
MINE BETTER
MINE BETTER
#83 - jellyman
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#151 - stocksting **User deleted account**
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#170 to #151 - lovelydru
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O-HO-HO IS FUNNY BECAUSE THIS WAS ON TV A SECOND AGO O-HO-HO!
#166 to #151 - SeriousLemur
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(09/23/2010) [-]
Are overused pictures an instrument?
#172 to #166 - TWO REPUBLIC
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an instrument of TROLLING
User avatar #96 - twinX
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(09/23/2010) [-]
The only problem with that plan is that monopolies are illegal in the United States.
User avatar #98 to #96 - camPOOFeron
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(09/23/2010) [-]
not if you bought out the government with poptarts.
#106 to #98 - AccountwasWiped
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User avatar #101 to #98 - twinX
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yeah, but he says he will establish the monopoly before he buys out the government. Therefore there is a flaw in his plan.
User avatar #102 to #101 - camPOOFeron
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i would say you've won this round, good sir.
#50 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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User avatar #52 to #50 - Ohforf
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Masturbate, of course.
#53 to #52 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account**
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#67 to #53 - Benjimon
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Me again. I have something you could do with your spare time right here.
#3 - milkshakesrock
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(09/22/2010) [-]
I LIEK POP TARTS!!!
#6 to #3 - pennyxD
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User avatar #12 to #6 - cakeater
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i don't know aabout you but drowning in chocolate milk sounds like a respectable way to go
#7 to #6 - golden
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By lieking pop-tarts?!?
#9 to #7 - casherox
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THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!
#104 to #3 - Bloo
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Comment Picture
#8 to #3 - padishar
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(09/22/2010) [-]
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MALK!
#59 - anon id: 397fe37d
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WTF! The fifth was sooooo long i didnt read it XD
#99 to #59 - Monopolus
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Please don't attempt to breed.
#60 to #59 - bryankuhn
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thats the whole point of the picture DUNCE
thats the whole point of the picture DUNCE
#149 - Loststorm
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(09/23/2010) [-]
I want a poptart now.
Damnit.
User avatar #174 to #149 - anonymousmember
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you dont have any?
#77 - phillyfan
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All my internets to this man :D
#110 to #77 - xrangerx
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