Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh joke
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Joke.. Just a funny joke . A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy. One day she needed to go to the bank for some money, but when she got there sh

Just a funny joke

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A woman was pregnant with triplets, 2 girls and I boy.
One day she needed to go to the bank for some money,
but when she got there she arrived to find a robbery
was taking place.
The woman got shot by the criminal 3 times around the stomach.
When the woman went to the hospital the doctor said
the triplets would be fine but operating would be to
risky so the bullets were left in.
16 years later one of the girl triplets came into
her mothers room crying, her mum asked her
what was wrong, the girl said " i was peeing and this
bullet came out" so the mother told her what
happened 16 years ago.
The next day the same thing happened with the other
girl triplet, so the mother told
her what happened 16 years ago.
The day after that the boy triplet came into his
mothers room crying, the mother said to him
let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
the boy replied "no, i was jerking off
and i shot the dog".
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Submitted: 11/26/2009
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#1 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
lol why was he jerking off near the dog?
#141 to #1 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
EPIC THREAD
#2 to #1 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
good point
#13 to #1 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
why did he even tell his mom that he was jerking off? 0.o
#15 to #13 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
clap clap clap clap clap
#18 to #15 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
with one hand
whoever just got my joke gets a medal
#21 to #18 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
Medal added. Armor +25
capcha: whish
#139 to #21 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
you guys have it all mixed up this is what happend o.k the boy was happly jacking off to some sexy porn just after he had a bacon sandwitch unknow to the boy there was a peace of bacon on his face and his small dog just so happen to be walking by and saw the bacon on his face not caring that the boy was in the middel of the best porno he ever saw in his life so the dog runs up to jump and lick the food of his face just as he cumed and the dog was at the right spot so that when he cumed the bullet when right throught his heart. (there that what happen no more question)
#3 to #1 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
Well, they lick themselves near you, don't they?
#4 to #3 - anon (11/26/2009) [-]
even better point
#123 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
I guss the dog
*puts on glasses*
didn't see it cuming
#169 to #123 - anon (11/30/2009) [-]
i bet in about a week, you'll have more thumbs than the picture
#133 to #123 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
Quite good but you didn't need to spell cumming with a "u" and spell it wrong. Coulda just said coming.
#177 to #133 - anon (12/03/2009) [-]
Ugh, you will learn when your older.
#162 to #123 - anon (11/28/2009) [-]
BOOOYAH!!!!
#128 to #123 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
haahahahaha win
#135 to #123 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
HAHAHA! Best one yet! Usually these attempt suck but yours was pure gold!
#153 to #123 - anon (11/28/2009) [-]
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
#52 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
Wait... HE WAS JERKING OFF TO THE DOG?!?!?!?
#57 to #52 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
mmmm...beastiality
#16 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/26/2009) [-]
I CAME.
#33 to #16 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
I SAW
#34 to #33 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
I CONQUERED
#37 to #34 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
I CAME AGAIN!
User avatar #47 to #37 - JackSchidt (11/27/2009) [-]
so'd your mom last night
#61 to #47 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (11/27/2009) [-]
...
User avatar #14 - eatherbreather (11/26/2009) [-]
Obviously ceiling cat wasn't around to watch so the dog got it instead.
#77 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
well i guess
*puts on glasses*
the pup didnt see it cumming
YEEEAAAHHH!!!
#81 to #77 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
HAHAHAHA!!!! that was funny
#146 to #77 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
YEEEAAAHHH!!!! Im not the one who posted this message by the way
#137 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
he wasn't jacking off NEAR the dog he was jacking off TO the Dog
#143 to #137 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
you win!!!
User avatar #113 - kezdak (11/27/2009) [-]
haha lesson learned... never jackoff to pets 0.o
User avatar #72 - electricbubblewrap (11/27/2009) [-]
i thought only chuck norris could ejaculate and kill a animal or person that kid is awesome then
User avatar #116 to #72 - Vegeto (11/27/2009) [-]
the dad is Chuck Norris. Must have gave his awesomeness to his son
#121 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
what was he doing pointing his penis at the dog lol
#127 to #121 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
Hmmm..... You have a great point. you sir, are a winner!
#36 - OsamaBinLlama (11/27/2009) [-]
it looks like he
*puts on sunlasses*
Is in a sticky situation
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH
+16
#39 to #36 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #36 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
It looks like he's
*puts on sunglasses*
A real Big shot
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
User avatar #20 - jakedalaxer (11/27/2009) [-]
omg i loled so hard
#31 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
that boy jizzed in hi- POWWWWW
#136 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
looks like the dog
*puts on sunglasses*
didnt see it cuming
YEAAAHHHHHH
#168 to #136 - anon (11/30/2009) [-]
that was ****** dude...
#138 to #136 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
stole that off the guy thats under u.......FAIL
#140 to #136 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
o rly ?
#176 to #140 - anon (12/02/2009) [-]
quite rly

captcha: lymph (very close to nymph)
#53 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
What the dog was thinking -

What the fu- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
User avatar #29 - SkaterGirlChaos (11/27/2009) [-]
**FAVORITE**
User avatar #84 - TheCreeper (11/27/2009) [-]
Looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Blew him away
User avatar #152 to #84 - MommycookieS (11/27/2009) [-]
see this is the guy that makes the sunglasses thing funny
#92 to #84 - sonicfan **User deleted account** (11/27/2009) [-]
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
User avatar #80 - Shiny (11/27/2009) [-]
If he can shoot it out that hard then he must've had blue balls from hell.
#73 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
it looks like...
*puts on sun glasses*
those kids were pissed
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#35 - anon (11/27/2009) [-]
It looks like he
*Puts on sunglasses*
Just blew his load
YEEEEAAAHH!
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