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User avatar #113 - SpenSir (09/20/2010) [-]
the unicorn is my worst nightmare...
#101 - da wasteman (09/20/2010) [-]
these all seem a bit farfetched to me...  
:D
these all seem a bit farfetched to me...
:D
#98 - Piggle (09/20/2010) [-]
What if a robo-unicorn contracted the zombie disease through inter-species sex?
User avatar #104 to #98 - shotgunrain (09/20/2010) [-]
Answer?

There is none, we are fucked.
#95 - ArmyRanger (09/20/2010) [-]
MOTHA F******* ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #94 - sirchester (09/20/2010) [-]
Funnyjunk: Helping you survive against unicorns since 1989!
#83 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
They sat there . . .  
They just sat there while the unicorns were left . . . alone . . .  
as the ark began to rise up in the water  
They just sat there!
They sat there . . .
They just sat there while the unicorns were left . . . alone . . .
as the ark began to rise up in the water
They just sat there!
User avatar #105 to #83 - retardizard (09/20/2010) [-]
dude i just thought of something, what if narwhals and unicorns are the same thing. like if unicorns just went through like evolution and evolved into narwhals, think about it
User avatar #106 to #105 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
I made that realization as well! :O:O:O we must be the same person!
#108 to #106 - retardizard (09/20/2010) [-]
maybe, oh my gosh just maybe
#90 to #83 - partypete (09/20/2010) [-]
Yes you greedy dogs took our spot on the ark! Now we will terminate you!1!
User avatar #88 to #83 - NexusSeven (09/20/2010) [-]
We lost all those unicorns in the blink of an eye...and the world just fucking watched.
#112 to #88 - TWO REPUBLIC (09/20/2010) [-]
tomorrow there will be no shortage of volunteers.
no shortage of inter species sex.
User avatar #116 to #112 - NexusSeven (09/21/2010) [-]
I know u understand.
#107 to #88 - SNUPINGASUSUALISEE (09/20/2010) [-]
ok that deserved an internet
ok that deserved an internet
#91 to #88 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
Bitch, we transformed!
User avatar #86 to #83 - Amaze (09/20/2010) [-]
those fuckers could fly anyways, dont worry about it
User avatar #78 - Lemonlulz (09/20/2010) [-]
"Woah man... my bad" -Noah -
#76 - swissdude (09/20/2010) [-]
RAINBOWS

BITCHES
User avatar #74 - MrEpicMan ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
if the apocalypse came
all christians will run to church

BUT

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
User avatar #103 to #74 - LetsKillFrance (09/20/2010) [-]
dude..do i know you? i was at a revival the other day and the guy giving the sermon said the exact thing, the christian/car thing
User avatar #72 - viftech (09/20/2010) [-]
no joke paste this comment to 3 more pictures and press Alt. Princess josephina will go on screen and undress really....\\]]
#109 to #72 - NiceMelons (09/20/2010) [-]
I swear Princess Josephina is, like, 90?
#102 to #72 - WolfRider (09/20/2010) [-]
OH WHOA THEN I BETTER HURRY UP AND DO IT
User avatar #71 - ShadowApocalypse (09/20/2010) [-]
my name...?
#70 - TheJollyGreekGiant (09/20/2010) [-]
how about....a UNICORN THAT BREATHES FIRE
how about....a UNICORN THAT BREATHES FIRE
#68 - MinisterforMagic **User deleted account** (09/20/2010) [-]
<----- how to kill them: Dark Lord
#87 to #68 - stallwallwriter (09/20/2010) [-]
Even the Dark Lord cannot combat the power of ROCK AND ROLL
#89 to #87 - MinisterforMagic **User deleted account** (09/20/2010) [-]
achieved
#92 to #89 - stallwallwriter (09/20/2010) [-]
Shit, son.
This is the start of the coolest band ever.
#93 to #92 - MinisterforMagic **User deleted account** (09/20/2010) [-]
i will rythum guitar and lead and acoustic and base. withmy fists
#97 to #93 - stallwallwriter (09/20/2010) [-]
Fuckin' Aye.
#99 to #97 - MinisterforMagic **User deleted account** (09/20/2010) [-]
thats chuck norris btw. you scottish? this is our drummer btw
#59 - Quackles (09/20/2010) [-]
I'm going this way

wait!

I'm going that way!

I'm a FUCKING UNICORN
#73 to #59 - Faint (09/20/2010) [-]
So i heard your fucking a unicorn?
So i heard your fucking a unicorn?
#54 - manzi (09/20/2010) [-]
You left me out human..
User avatar #80 to #57 - Durricane (09/20/2010) [-]
Nazis had their chance and failed.
#62 to #57 - Edzone (09/20/2010) [-]
And Sharks crossed with Cats, also known as Shats.
User avatar #110 to #62 - NiceMelons (09/20/2010) [-]
You just made my day xD
#114 to #110 - Edzone (09/20/2010) [-]
No senor, you, made my day.
User avatar #115 to #114 - NiceMelons (09/21/2010) [-]
Why, thank you, good sir :D
User avatar #67 to #62 - ThatGuyWhosAwesome (09/20/2010) [-]
Brings a whole new meaning to "shat" my pants
#65 to #62 - quilava **User deleted account** (09/20/2010) [-]
and a Pokemon uprising
#69 to #65 - asawidz (09/20/2010) [-]
mudkipz
#79 to #69 - ttritt (09/20/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #53 - Loppytaffy (09/20/2010) [-]
Robots- Delete, tazer hands and DIY surgery tanks, override their emotion deprivation thing, to upgrade all humans to be immortal like them!

yeah bitch...so much better.
#51 - mosa (09/20/2010) [-]
i prefer the unicorn thing
#49 - CDMAN (09/20/2010) [-]
&lt;---will solve all the problems
<---will solve all the problems
User avatar #111 to #49 - NiceMelons (09/20/2010) [-]
Boobs make everything better :P
User avatar #85 to #49 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/20/2010) [-]
Does that not turn us into zombies?
User avatar #81 to #49 - Durricane (09/20/2010) [-]
How is a bra gonna solve anything?!
#66 to #49 - TheTypoPoopcicle (09/20/2010) [-]
*pantpantpantpant*
#63 to #49 - Edzone (09/20/2010) [-]
*Your text will solve all the problems.
#61 to #49 - Letitfly (09/20/2010) [-]
YES
#60 to #49 - sammytere (09/20/2010) [-]
amen
amen
User avatar #58 to #49 - simfar (09/20/2010) [-]
hmm, what were you saying? i got distracted
#56 to #49 - brennyboy (09/20/2010) [-]
must destroy the humans. must destroy the humaaaaaaaaaaa. boooooooooooooooooooobs
#52 to #49 - anonymous (09/20/2010) [-]
I was supposed to do something important, but I don't remember what.
User avatar #50 to #49 - luvsumsammich (09/20/2010) [-]
i am now problem free...thanx :)
#48 - anonymous (09/20/2010) [-]
you can delete comments???
#44 - IndeedGoodSir (09/20/2010) [-]
RAINBOWZ!!!
RAINBOWZ!!!
#47 to #44 - FourchansChosenone (09/20/2010) [-]
TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH
#75 to #47 - ThexD (09/20/2010) [-]
shit just got serious..xD
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