Dear Mr. President. . .. Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.. Dear Mr. President: Please find below  dear mr President fix this
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Dear Mr. President. . .

 
Dear Mr. President. . .. Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.. Dear Mr. President: Please find below

Edit: to all the people saying it isn't feasible, I know. Its a joke, not an actual suggestion.

Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for
fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over so in the work
force. Pay them million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
in They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health
Plan for seniors just fixeded
It can' t get any easier than that! if more money is needed,
have all members of Congress and their constituents pay
their taxes...
If you think this would work, please tell everyone you
know.
If not, please disregard. Then shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job
opening
God Bless America.
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Views: 24223 Submitted: 09/18/2010