How to get to heaven

#108 - anonymous (2 months ago)

http://www.
Pretty
Mandy.
com/?id=
848031

#104 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Lol when i read that kids response i imagined it in as a scottish accent then i lol'd

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#103 - anonymous (2 months ago)

redneck standing by

#102 - anonymous (2 months ago)

km;

#96 - anonymous (2 months ago)

smart kid

#83 - anonymous (2 months ago)

this is Red Foreman, standing by

#77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Fox standing by

#100 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Blue team wins!

#109 to #100 - anonymous (2 months ago)

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!

#94 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red robin standing by

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#95 to #94 - thajoker (2 months ago)

red water standing by

#98 to #95 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red ring of death standing by

#99 to #98 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Kool-Aid standing by
OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

#97 to #95 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red October standing by

#93 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red bull standing by

#86 to #77 - ChewableCircle (2 months ago)

Big Red standing by

#79 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Commander, standing by

#81 to #79 - anonymous (2 months ago)

robert redford, standing by.

#82 to #81 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Eric the Red standing by

#84 to #82 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Foreman standing by

#106 to #84 - anonymous (2 months ago)

ALL YOU DIE IN A HOLW standing by ^w^

#107 to #106 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Hot Chilli Peppers standing by

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#85 to #84 - Perv (2 months ago)

red labia standing by

#87 to #85 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Simply Red standing by

#88 to #87 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red hot standing by

#89 to #88 - anonymous (2 months ago)

james redfield standing by

#91 to #89 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red rocket standing by

#92 to #91 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red lutenit standing by

#105 to #92 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Five Standing By

#78 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Red Leader, standing by

#80 to #78 - anonymous (2 months ago)

red rover, standing by.

#71 - anonymous (2 months ago)

thats true

#101 to #71 - anonymous (2 months ago)

no it's not. heaven = sky/space.

#61 - whyshouldyouknow (2 months ago)

lol u have to be fuckin dead

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#52 - anonymous (2 months ago)

*puts on sun glasses* my crotch is on fire!! someon spit in my eye!!!!!
captcha: jesus

#76 to #52 - anonymous (2 months ago)

look like
*sunglasss on*
The american literature proved to be inspiring but are you sure you would like to end this soon?
ENJOYMENT!

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#59 to #52 - Mswho (2 months ago)

i lol'd hard for some reason when i read this...

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#65 to #59 - anonymous (2 months ago)

no no no, its more like this
*puts on sunglasse's*
FATBEN MADE POO
yesaahahhhhhhhhhh

c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cOMBO brker!

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#67 to #65 - SuperTroopers (2 months ago)

no no no, it's more like..
*puts on sunglasses*
fuck you!
*takes shit on your chest*
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

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#69 to #67 - anonymous (2 months ago)

nononon
*puts on sunglasses
"COCK FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
captcha : cock

#70 to #69 - anonymous (2 months ago)

COCK FIGHT!

asdfCM, awbjHNKwfhklw

#72 to #70 - laspussy (2 months ago)

looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
team rocket is blasting off again

aaaahhhhhhhhhh

*ping*

#73 to #72 - anonymous (2 months ago)

I swear you are all mentally handicapped.

#74 to #73 - anonymous (2 months ago)

looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
it just got darker
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

#75 to #74 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Looks like
*puts in sunglasses*
this thread is epic
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

#90 to #75 - anonymous (2 months ago)

looks like you're
*puts on sunglasses*
a huge faggot

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#55 to #52 - anonymous (2 months ago)

it looks like he
*puts on sunglasses*
just got burned

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#56 to #55 - TehShocker (2 months ago)

Looks like this
*puts on sunglasses*
is getting old

YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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#57 to #56 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
You're a cunt...

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

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#63 to #57 - anonymous (2 months ago)

did you call him a vagina?

if that's not what it means,send the answer to my profile

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#60 to #57 - anonymous (2 months ago)

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

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#62 to #60 - anonymous (2 months ago)

no, no, no. its

Looks like this
*puts on sunglasses*
is a C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

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#64 to #62 - anonymous (2 months ago)

i was talking to number 57 and i thought i was signed in. my username is samtehubnu

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#54 to #52 - anonymous (2 months ago)

...What the HELL was that.

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#49 - WolfgirllrigfloW (2 months ago)

Hahaha I read that in my friends Irish accent. XD
I dont think i've laughed that much!

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#46 - anonymous (2 months ago)

this is a failed attempt y would the kid cuss if hes at sunday school and you obviously cant spell since you mispelled over half of the words in the childs statement so therefor you failed

#68 to #46 - HAwAII (2 months ago)

Grammar/Spelling Nazi for now.

1. Forgot to capitalize "T" in This. .... 2. Unnecessary shortening of "why". .... 3. Can you put an apostrophe in "he's"? .... 4. Kindly capitalize Sunday because it's a day of the week. .... 5. _ School is needed to be capitalized. .... 6. You need to put an apostrophe in "can't". .... 7. Once more, apostrophe in "child's". .... 8. Uncool to misspell if you say he misspelled. .... 9. !!! Forgot the period (.) !

If all else fails, put the first letter/symbol of each point together.
(Sorry, only 8 line breaks allowed in a comment).

#50 to #46 - anonymous (2 months ago)

woo be we tated

#66 to #50 - anonymous (2 months ago)

no body has heard of irish accents .-.

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#47 to #46 - anonymous (2 months ago)

omg... do you not realize he purposfully misspelled those words so if you read them it would seem like he had an accent which the kid does. dublin is in Ireland incase you didnt know. and it is possible to cuss in church. trust me iv done it. you sir have failed.

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#42 - anonymous (2 months ago)

this has been a
*puts on sunglasses*
heavenly experiance.

YEEEEEAHHHH

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#45 to #42 - kyoun (2 months ago)

I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
This has been a stairway to heaven

YEEEAAAAAHH!

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#48 to #45 - Frozen (2 months ago)

I guess you could say...
*put on sunglasses*
this meme is getting old

YEEEEEEAH!

#44 to #42 - anonymous (2 months ago)

i read that in his voice lol

#39 - Shiny (2 months ago)

That is something I'm going to say at church, fo sho

#43 to #39 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Complete WIN! LOL

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#36 - anonymous (2 months ago)

I may not live to be 100, but im going to die trying.
-Dobbie

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#33 - anonymous (2 months ago)

or get fucked by a catholic priest. WIN

captcha: vomit.... EPIC WIN

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#37 to #33 - anonymous (2 months ago)

hows that a win?-.- and i dont think your aloud to declare what you say as a win. You broke teh rules of teh interwebz

#35 to #33 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Rather, Fail

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#31 - rawrimmatiger (2 months ago)

I'd rather die than go to heaven.

#58 to #31 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Sweet, one less person to take my spot.

#53 to #31 - anonymous (2 months ago)

i guess you would rather go to hell then right?

#41 to #31 - anonymous (2 months ago)

What?

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#32 to #31 - Mrdarkler (2 months ago)

win

#51 to #32 - anonymous (2 months ago)

WTF????

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#25 - anonymous (2 months ago)

That guy teaching them must have shat himself.

Holy Shit! Captcha: Horny!

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#30 to #25 - anonymous (2 months ago)

"Well then, If I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, And loved my HUSBAND, would that get me into heaven?"

I think it's a girl.

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#38 to #30 - anonymous (2 months ago)

Or Edward Cullen.

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#24 - chuca (2 months ago)

Six year old=1
Teacher=0