Herb's Infant Sized Private Part. Lol'd? Thought so.. Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her c herb infant Penis lol rofl funny Junk
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Herb's Infant Sized Private Part

 
Herb's Infant Sized Private Part. Lol'd? Thought so.. Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her c

Lol'd? Thought so.

Herb decided to propose to Sandi , but prior to her acceptance Sandi had to confess to her man about her childhood Illness.
She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her moo much.
However, Herb felt this was also the time far him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too. Herb looked Sandi in the eyes and said...
I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an Infant and I hope you could deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes, I will marry you and learn to We with your Infant size penis."
Sandi and Herb got married and they could not wait far the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandi off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, holding one another... As Sandi put her hands in Herbs pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room!
Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.
She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an Infant!"
Yes, it Is..." exclaimed Herb, "8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 Inches long."
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Views: 19192 Submitted: 11/23/2009
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#19 - Shiny
Reply +46
(11/24/2009) [-]
Hmm, I guess she should have....
*puts on sunglasses*
Seen it coming.

YEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!
#20 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
that kinda scares me lol.
#21 to #19 - WolfgirllrigfloW
Reply +7
(11/24/2009) [-]
If I see it coming, it's going to hit me in the eye...
and that **** burns.
#23 to #21 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
yeah you would know
#26 to #23 - WolfgirllrigfloW
Reply -2
(11/24/2009) [-]
Yes, I would know actually.
#30 to #26 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
whore.
#35 to #30 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
Yeah, make him a sandwich, a big fat knuckle sandwhich and shove it down his throat at he slowly chokes to a horrible death. OOPS, I did it again didn't I?!
#36 to #35 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
That won't happen because I man won't be in the kitchen.
#60 to #36 - anon
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(11/29/2009) [-]
Yeah instead of being in a kitchen your fatass would probably be in a broken recliner with a generic can of beer a ****** up bunny ear antenna t.v. and a finger in your belly button and you'll be asking your goat if he likes it better when you suck him up or take it from him just the way You like it. So yes please stay out of the kitchen you sick ****.

captcha: amaze =bb
#29 to #26 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
ok thats good to know......now get back in the ******* kitchen and make me a sandwich
#5 - Larry bear
Reply +30
(11/24/2009) [-]
Could you emagine an erection?
all the blood would be in your pee pee and you would pass out from the lack of blood to the brain lol
#9 to #5 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
When you come, you can use it as an anti aircraft gun.
#11 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
dude....did u srsly just say "pee pee"? just say dick
*rubs Larry bear's shoulders*
its ok, just say it...
#4 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +26
(11/24/2009) [-]
saw it coming a mile away
#13 to #4 - patriotpride
Reply -4
(11/24/2009) [-]
WHAA!?!? :O
#37 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
****, you could probably see that sucker on Google Earth (If he was outside 2-3 years ago)
#12 to #4 - MonkeyLaffs
Reply +10
(11/24/2009) [-]
i see what you did thar
#22 to #12 - chuca
Reply +5
(11/24/2009) [-]
lol your pic makes it even funnier
#8 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
forget a condom, how does he get his effin pants on?
#33 to #8 - bbq
Reply +6
(11/24/2009) [-]
he paints it and uses it as a belt
#17 to #8 - sjwseveneighty
Reply +10
(11/24/2009) [-]
his dick is like a snake. it coils up and he puts on his pants
#28 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
No, no he just winds it around his leg.
#41 - HAwAII [OP]
Reply +9
(11/24/2009) [-]
Thank you all for getting this into the top 15!
#32 - Kittyluver
Reply +9
(11/24/2009) [-]
if it was that huge, would she have noticed?
#48 to #32 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
No that giant ******* snake is dangling on the side of his thigh
#50 - turlesrfun ONLINE
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(11/24/2009) [-]
i guess thats pretty big for a dick but you dont stand a chance to chuck norris's dick ;O
#55 to #50 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
you would know, i assume
#57 to #50 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
chuck norris is a fag. get over him
#58 to #57 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
:O how dare you!
#59 to #58 - anon
Reply 0
(11/28/2009) [-]
I agree with #57, Billy Mays is where it's at!
#39 - Manatee Fantasy
Reply +3
(11/24/2009) [-]
What if they switched that around?

Sandi's boobs would be 8 pounds 7 ounces 19 inches in diameter.

Imagine.
#40 to #39 - anon
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(11/24/2009) [-]
Each one?
#2 - girico
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(11/24/2009) [-]
holy ****
#27 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
is this story bout me?////// cuz i dont remember telling any won
#31 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
Don't flatter yourself ...
#34 to #31 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
no, hes Sandi
#53 to #34 - Incomplete **User deleted account**
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(11/24/2009) [-]
#34: I love you.
#42 to #34 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
lmfao #34 = win
#43 to #42 - anon
Reply 0
(11/24/2009) [-]
@ #34 You just won the game. Win.