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School 1970 2010. What has the world turned into?!. School Enjoy :D Scenario: Johnny and Mark get in a after school. 1970- Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny an

What has the world turned into?!

School
Enjoy :D
Scenario:
Johnny and Mark get in a
after school.
1970- Crowd gathers. Johnny
wins. Johnny and Mark shake
hands and end up friends for
life.
2010- Police is called, arrests
Johnny and Mark. Charge them
with assault, both expelled even
though Mark started it. Both
children go to Anger managment
programs for 3 months.
Schoolboard hold meeting to
impliment bullying prevention
programs.
Scenario:
Robbie won' t keep still in class,
disrupts other students.
1970- Robbie sent to office and
given 6 of the best by the
Headmaster. Returns to class,
sits still and does not disrupt
class again.
2010- Robbie is given huge
doses of Ritalin, becomes a
zombie. Tested for ADD.
Robbie' s parents get fortnightly
disability payments and school
gets extra funding from State
because Robbie has a disability.
Scenario:
Mark gets a headache and takes
some aspirin to school.
1970- Mark get a glass of water
to take aspirin with.
2010- Police called, Mark
expelled from school for drug
violations.
Scenario:
Johnny falls and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his
teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him
and comforts him.
1970- In a short time Johnny
feels better and goes on playing.
2010- Mary is accused of being a
sexual predator and loses her
job. She faces 3 years in prison.
Johnny undergoes s years of
therapy.
Hope you ' d
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User avatar #88 - riotcontrol (09/11/2010) [-]
i accidentally ran into a girl last year and i got suspended for sexual harrasment *facepalm*
#19 - nuthinmuch (09/11/2010) [-]
sally is made fun of for being fat
1970-her parents make her exercise and lose weight
2010- she cries alone in her room, starts wearing all black, cuts her wrists, shops at hot topic because "no one understands her", gains more weight, then dies before she turns 30 due to clogged arteries and diabetes while her mom is off cheating with another man and can't stand the sight of her as her dad is doing the same.
User avatar #705 to #19 - gazoogo (09/12/2010) [-]
perfect timing with comment 15 XD
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#4 - XxTaLoNxX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #522 to #4 - GoodGood (09/11/2010) [-]
i thought you had to be 18?
User avatar #11 to #4 - TehEman (09/11/2010) [-]
personal experience?
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#26 to #11 - XxTaLoNxX **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #26 - DrPacman (09/11/2010) [-]
ULTIMATE HEADBANG!!!!!
User avatar #16 to #11 - Pikachuuu (09/11/2010) [-]
WIN
User avatar #174 - ironmaidengroupe (09/11/2010) [-]
Kid tries stunt he saw on T.V.
1970: Kid gets smacked for being a ******* retard
2010: Parents sue company for half a million
User avatar #183 to #174 - killedkenny (09/11/2010) [-]
Actually, in this scenario, I'd rather live in the present XD
#68 - TheGmeister (09/11/2010) [-]
1970- Do this and be the class clown.  
2010- Get suspended for sexual harrasment.
1970- Do this and be the class clown.
2010- Get suspended for sexual harrasment.
User avatar #75 to #68 - huashuashuas (09/11/2010) [-]
wat movie is this from?
#89 to #75 - Edzone **User deleted account** (09/11/2010) [-]
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#80 to #75 - Mcchrolo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #176 to #68 - Ouronlysaviortwo (09/11/2010) [-]
R U UH WIZURD HARRY?
#129 - EcodeZ (09/11/2010) [-]
Hey look at that Mark is being disruptive again, guess I'll have to give him 7 of my best this time.
User avatar #137 to #129 - dublahblah (09/11/2010) [-]
Holy **** dude thats the first time I laughed on funnyjunk today.
+1 thumb for you
User avatar #138 to #137 - EcodeZ (09/11/2010) [-]
That's what I do, I have no success with pictures so I aim to do funny comments.

Check them out if you want to ;).
User avatar #312 - jamesyay (09/11/2010) [-]
scenario- bring a toy gun to school
1970- oh cool lets play cowboys, pew pew
2010- TERRORIST
#279 - amou the azn (09/11/2010) [-]
Scenario: Jason gets Fs in all of his classes.

1970: Jason's parents scold him for laziness and threaten to take the car for the weekend.

2010: Jason's parents scold his teachers for incompetence and threaten to sue the school.
User avatar #34 - krystalkitty (09/11/2010) [-]
I got suspended for 1 day for downloading FIREFOX. I wanted to use firefox instead of internet explorer. I was taken to the office, and there the principal and other members accused me of "hacking".
User avatar #542 to #34 - futuramafan (09/11/2010) [-]
That's because most people are computer illiterate. In one of my computer classes, I'm messing around with the desktop properties, waiting for the teacher to help all the other retards who are like "HURR DURR HOW DOES I OPEN WORD DERP"
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User avatar #38 to #34 - zombieninja (09/11/2010) [-]
Happened to me and my friend too, for downloading Chrome.
User avatar #36 to #34 - DarkNPsycho (09/11/2010) [-]
I can't stand that **** . I got detention for a week for installing Firefox, if they knew what kind of hacking went on behind their backs, they'd explode!
User avatar #49 to #36 - Mox (09/11/2010) [-]
my school blockes pretty much any site someone might be interested in, one day i searched pac manon google, it came up with the block screen and one of the reasons it said it was blocked was 'sweedish pornography'!
User avatar #90 to #49 - DarkNPsycho (09/11/2010) [-]
I used to have to put up with that crap all day, now that I'm in college it's not a problem.

My tip, proxies...
User avatar #91 to #90 - Mox (09/11/2010) [-]
dude i cant wait til college, so much freedom, my school is soo strict ._.
User avatar #720 to #91 - Mox (09/12/2010) [-]
honestly, i have a dislexic man teaching my ict, im not even exagerating
User avatar #602 to #90 - futuramafan (09/12/2010) [-]
my school blocks all proxy sites

*************
User avatar #729 to #602 - DarkNPsycho (09/26/2010) [-]
only other option, get a good size flash drive ($20 for 8 gigs) and save all of the system files to that. Then you just run the .EXE files to access the programs. If you can get firefox, you won't really need the proxy sites.

I've tried it at 3 different schools, and firefox could get by around 80% of the blocks.
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#166 to #49 - halflife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #34 - HeavenandHell (09/11/2010) [-]
Hey at my school, if you download Firefox or install like Itunes. Guess what you get?




Banned from the Computer all year. I'm not even kidding.
#229 - DietWater (09/11/2010) [-]
..... BUT SHE'S HOT! THAT'S NOT A CRIME!
User avatar #267 to #229 - hankville (09/11/2010) [-]
Niiiiiice
#221 - SilentBlade (09/11/2010) [-]
DIE 2010!!!!!!!!!!
DIE 2010!!!!!!!!!!
#245 to #221 - John Cena (09/11/2010) [-]
lol 2010 is a chubby boy
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#249 to #245 - Idrc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#259 to #249 - John Cena (09/11/2010) [-]
(I'm the same anon as before)
I expected it to be chubby. 75% of kids are obese.
User avatar #551 to #259 - pedgalad (09/11/2010) [-]
luckily im 14 and got compared to a holocaust victim bc i weigh under 100 and my ribs show

1970- perfect example
2010- teacher fired for insensitivity to holocaust survivers
#186 - killedkenny (09/11/2010) [-]
Hey 2010  
  
  
			****		 YOU
Hey 2010


**** YOU
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#105 - NIMDAEHTMAI (09/11/2010) [-]
Jack recieves several bad grades.
1970- Jack is severely yelled at by his parents and forced to go to extra help, study and complete homework assignments more often.
2010- Teacher is severely yelled at by Jacks parents, Jack gets extra help that he doesn't pay attention to and receives improved grades for doing nothing.
**yes i understand the pics in greek, same point though**
#605 - TheRaidLegion **User deleted account** (09/12/2010) [-]
Darnell the black kid fails a class for never doing homework

1970: His fault for not doing homework

2010: The teachers are obviously racist, fire them
#54 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/11/2010) [-]
And things are just going to get worse and worse...
#469 - John Cena (09/11/2010) [-]
1970- Johnny plays baseball with friends
2010- Johnny goes on a raid with WoW guild
User avatar #497 to #469 - TheAmericadian (09/11/2010) [-]
1970-Johnny listens to the radio and laughs to his favorite station
2010-Johnny goes on Funnyjunk and faps to ****
#156 - John Cena (09/11/2010) [-]
i didnt lol. actually that made me pretty pissed off. **** the 21st century
#413 - DarkXLucario (09/11/2010) [-]
<--------------------Disney 1990
User avatar #414 to #413 - DarkXLucario (09/11/2010) [-]
<-------------------Disney 2010
#418 to #413 - DarkXLucario (09/11/2010) [-]
<-----------------Disney 2010
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#401 - ShotgunPete (09/11/2010) [-]
SCHOOLS TODAY MAKE ME ANGRY
SCHOOLS TODAY MAKE ME ANGRY
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