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Actual Court Transcripts 5. Parts 1-4 are on my account<br /> Original Content<br /> Source: . ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5 Q: Now doctor, isn' t it t

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ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5
Q: Now doctor, isn' t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the ',
how old is he?
Q So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August tth?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#22 - SirVladimir
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Continued on the last one:
Q: So it's still possible he could have been alive?

A: Well, he could have been out practicing law somewhere.
#35 to #22 - Krystyn
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#48 to #35 - homercxg
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#19 - SilentSUlClde
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I see dumb lawyers
#26 to #19 - anon id: 0624ab74
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#1 - deadmaninc **User deleted account**
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#4 - braydonbond
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How retarded can these people be?
How retarded can these people be?
User avatar #9 to #4 - MoNugisa
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we need comment favoritng NOW because that is epic
User avatar #31 to #9 - CajunSnipes
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idea for comment favoriting: comment on your own profile saying, "comment favorites" then copy and paste an interesting comment, and put it as a reply to the, "Comment favorites" comment. if it is a pic, then save the pic and add it.
User avatar #84 to #31 - MoNugisa
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ahhhh I see thats a good idea
#12 to #9 - anon id: 0237f3f9
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what the hell do you think the little hands to the right of each comment are for?
User avatar #13 to #12 - MoNugisa
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Thumbing up and down not favoriting
#15 to #13 - anon id: 0237f3f9
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oh sh!t that backfirred. I need to read more carfully from now on. Sorry. Maybe you could print screen and save it to a document
User avatar #16 to #15 - MoNugisa
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why?
#29 to #15 - BrutalAnalRapist
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#28 to #15 - avalessa
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#34 to #4 - mememantis
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#23 - Flameaether
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Children eh?
#38 to #23 - ProjectileVomit
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#25 to #23 - PheonixWright
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TOUCH PEARL AND IM NOT DEFENDING YOU IN COURT!!!!!
TOUCH PEARL AND IM NOT DEFENDING YOU IN COURT!!!!!
#89 - Xiiko
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#97 to #89 - seelcudoom
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#111 to #97 - anon id: e1885078
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shut the **** up
YOU ARE NOT DANIEL TOSH!!!!!
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#77 - Ttrome
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I'm gonna be a lawyer when I grow up!
#85 to #77 - ButterOnToast
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NO YOUR NOT. YOU ARE A SPONGE.
#42 - AllanMX
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Were there any girls?...lmao
Were there any girls?...lmao
#65 to #42 - watshisface
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User avatar #51 to #42 - TheLizardKing
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so hide yo kids, hide your husbands, cuz this rapist gonna come to your house and rape em
#37 - Remaldafide **User deleted account**
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I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!!!
#41 to #37 - FatalMondays
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Problem?
#43 to #41 - Remaldafide **User deleted account**
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...Not anymore.
#44 to #43 - FatalMondays
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Did some of this?
Did some of this?
#45 to #44 - Remaldafide **User deleted account**
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...
#47 to #45 - FatalMondays
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WATERMELON TIME!
WATERMELON TIME!
#54 to #47 - anon id: 14f74810
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WATARMEELONZ!
#52 to #44 - dagav
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#59 to #52 - FatalMondays
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Once more!
Once more!
#78 to #44 - FrEEz
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this gif is hilarious and so wrong
#46 to #44 - Clemdawg
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LMAO that GIFs hilarious
#8 - propervillain
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#39 to #8 - ToastyHero
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**** YEAH
**** YEAH