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Actual Court Transcripts 5. Parts 1-4 are on my account<br /> Original Content<br /> Source: . ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5 Q: Now doctor, isn' t it t

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ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 5
Q: Now doctor, isn' t it true that when a
person dies in his sleep, he doesn' t know
about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the ',
how old is he?
Q So the date of conception (of the baby)
was August tth?
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the
autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
Q Did you check for breathing?
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient
was alive when you began the autopsy?
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting
on my desk in a jar.
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#22 - SirVladimir (09/10/2010) [-]
Continued on the last one:
Q: So it's still possible he could have been alive?

A: Well, he could have been out practicing law somewhere.
#19 - SilentSUlClde (09/10/2010) [-]
I see dumb lawyers
#26 to #19 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
#4 - braydonbond (09/10/2010) [-]
How retarded can these people be?
How retarded can these people be?
User avatar #9 to #4 - MoNugisa (09/10/2010) [-]
we need comment favoritng NOW because that is epic
User avatar #31 to #9 - CajunSnipes (09/10/2010) [-]
idea for comment favoriting: comment on your own profile saying, "comment favorites" then copy and paste an interesting comment, and put it as a reply to the, "Comment favorites" comment. if it is a pic, then save the pic and add it.
User avatar #84 to #31 - MoNugisa (09/11/2010) [-]
ahhhh I see thats a good idea
#12 to #9 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
what the hell do you think the little hands to the right of each comment are for?
User avatar #13 to #12 - MoNugisa (09/10/2010) [-]
Thumbing up and down not favoriting
#15 to #13 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
oh sh!t that backfirred. I need to read more carfully from now on. Sorry. Maybe you could print screen and save it to a document
User avatar #16 to #15 - MoNugisa (09/10/2010) [-]
why?
#28 to #15 - avalessa (09/10/2010) [-]
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#1 - deadmaninc **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #8 - ToastyHero (09/10/2010) [-]
****		 YEAH
**** YEAH
User avatar #69 - Ulmer (09/11/2010) [-]
so law school is pretty much a total ******* joke
#2 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
How dumb are these people??
#23 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [-]
Children eh?
#25 to #23 - PheonixWright ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
TOUCH PEARL AND IM NOT DEFENDING YOU IN COURT!!!!!
TOUCH PEARL AND IM NOT DEFENDING YOU IN COURT!!!!!
User avatar #58 - Gaspo (09/10/2010) [-]
all in bathroom readers... yawn
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#89 - Xiiko (09/11/2010) [-]
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#111 to #97 - Rascal (09/11/2010) [-]
shut the **** up
YOU ARE NOT DANIEL TOSH!!!!!
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#112 to #111 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
#77 - Ttrome (09/11/2010) [-]
I'm gonna be a lawyer when I grow up!
#85 to #77 - ButterOnToast (09/11/2010) [-]
NO YOUR NOT. YOU ARE A SPONGE.
User avatar #33 - TheRealEFG (09/10/2010) [-]
i dont care if you repost but dont claim it as oc when we all know we've seen it before
#32 - ACanadianEh (09/10/2010) [-]
Really?
Really?
#64 - alexanderson (09/11/2010) [-]
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#37 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
I CAN'T FAP TO THIS!!!
#43 to #41 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
...Not anymore.
#44 to #43 - FatalMondays (09/10/2010) [-]
Did some of this?
Did some of this?
#45 to #44 - Remaldafide **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
...
#47 to #45 - FatalMondays (09/10/2010) [-]
WATERMELON TIME!
WATERMELON TIME!
#54 to #47 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
WATARMEELONZ!
#52 to #44 - dagav (09/10/2010) [-]
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#59 to #52 - FatalMondays (09/10/2010) [-]
Once more!
Once more!
#78 to #44 - FrEEz (09/11/2010) [-]
this gif is hilarious and so wrong
#46 to #44 - Clemdawg (09/10/2010) [-]
LMAO that GIFs hilarious
User avatar #40 - containletters (09/10/2010) [-]
these are all reposts missing half the joke.
#24 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
Ugh. How many times are we going to see these reposts?
Wait a ******* couple of months. Damn.
#120 - retardizard (09/11/2010) [-]
re-re-re-re-re-re-really cool pictuture
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