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Random Thoughts. Original Content<br /> Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute. Random Thoughts I am" is reportedly the sho

Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Reader Institute

Random Thoughts
I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that
I do" is the longest sentence?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would
you still be hungry?
If people from Poland are called "Poles"
vvho aren' t people from Holland called
Holes"?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
do women wear evening gowns to
night clubs? Shouldn' t they be wearing
nightgowns?
If Barbie is so popular, vs/ do you have
to buy all of her friends?
hat is a "whack" and how can something
be out of it?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what
does a humanitarian eat?
Iv)/ does the word "lisp" have an "s" in it?
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User avatar #36 - MikedelScorcho (09/10/2010) [-]
lisp has an s in it to force people who have a lisp to illustrate their condition as their trying to explain it
#201 - monkeymoo (09/10/2010) [-]
"Go." Is the shortest sentance... just saying.
User avatar #212 to #201 - rosebud (09/10/2010) [-]
"No" is short as well
User avatar #208 to #201 - Zydratejunkie (09/10/2010) [-]
Wow... I was just about to say that.
User avatar #84 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
Why do people say they slept like a baby, when babies wake up every two hours crying?
User avatar #4 - kamuytripp (09/09/2010) [-]
wtf is anti pasta
#17 to #4 - TholomewP (09/10/2010) [-]
It's what they call an appetizer at Italian restaurants.
#39 to #17 - kamuytripp (09/10/2010) [-]
ohhh fancy
#42 to #39 - psychostriker (09/10/2010) [-]
a thumb up for your comment, and multiple shudders from me due to your pic.

also the pic is my response to your pic.
#46 to #42 - kamuytripp (09/10/2010) [-]
ill see you your thumb and raise you a creepy bert
ill see you your thumb and raise you a creepy bert
#283 to #46 - psychostriker (09/11/2010) [-]
aw damn, i guess i fold then
User avatar #287 - billygoatsgruff (09/13/2010) [-]
Mew's mopping up the Thumbs.
User avatar #183 - IMeyersI (09/10/2010) [-]
I thought 'Go.' was the shortest sentence.
It has a subject and a verb.
User avatar #187 to #183 - TheFreshPrince (09/10/2010) [-]
>Implying a subject
#189 to #187 - John Cena (09/10/2010) [-]
Exactly, 'you' is the subject.
User avatar #191 to #189 - TheFreshPrince (09/10/2010) [-]
>Implying that I wasn't talking about that
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User avatar #254 - swansong (09/10/2010) [-]
um....question

who wears an evening gown to a night club?
User avatar #265 to #254 - DoggyBouncer (09/10/2010) [-]
YOUR MOM
User avatar #271 to #265 - swansong (09/10/2010) [-]
well then she would look horribly out of place.
#65 - GiraffeHand (09/10/2010) [-]
lisp has an 's' so that you can tell who has one.
User avatar #82 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
If you drive a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens if you turn the headlights on?
User avatar #92 to #82 - OOOOOOOOOO (09/10/2010) [-]
Who needs head lights if you cant see wherre youre going? I mean, youre going 11,000 miles per hour
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#209 to #82 - phatboi (09/10/2010) [-]
<--This...
User avatar #83 - dublahblah (09/10/2010) [-]
What should I do when I see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
#243 - RetroToons (09/10/2010) [-]
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
Because they wouldn't want poles entering holes.
#246 to #243 - RetroToons (09/10/2010) [-]
Say, if you are what you eat, then cannibals are people too, right?
Say, if you are what you eat, then cannibals are people too, right?
#247 to #246 - John Cena (09/10/2010) [-]
MIND = BLOWN
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#139 - Masonics **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
interesting thoughts
#67 - John Cena (09/10/2010) [-]
it said "anitpasta"

did ANYONE notice that? lol
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User avatar #216 - thecondor (09/10/2010) [-]
why is abbreviation such a long word
User avatar #223 to #216 - Nihatclodra (09/10/2010) [-]
Why is 'Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia' such a long word when it's a fear of long words?
User avatar #231 to #223 - PHATTMATT (09/10/2010) [-]
damn good question
#66 - MutatedLemons (09/10/2010) [-]
"go" is the shortest sentence. it has an implied you.
#269 - MajesticNinja **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
Putting an "s" in lisp was a ****** up decision.
User avatar #244 - moviedude (09/10/2010) [-]
"GO" is the shortest sentance!
#252 to #244 - John Cena (09/10/2010) [-]
I was thinking the exact same thing when I read it
#184 - TheFreshPrince (09/10/2010) [-]
>anitpasta
#151 - fezsandbowties (09/10/2010) [-]
but really...  
that was good
but really...
that was good
User avatar #169 to #151 - UnrealEcko (09/10/2010) [-]
is that dave grohl?
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