Actual Court Transcripts 3. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four is here:<br /> /funny_pic court transcript stupid people poop in a bucket
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Actual Court Transcripts 3. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four is here:<br /> /funny_pic

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four is here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part one here:<br />
/member/editcontent/942763<br />
Part two here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Readers Institute

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
Q: The hospital is to the right?
Q: When you say this side, can you say right or left?
The Court: You' been charged with armed robbery.
Do you want the court to appoint a lawyer to represent you?
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
Q: And where was his head?
Q: What is your relationship with the planting?
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Q: I understand you' re Dean Robert' s Mother.
Q: How long have you known him?
Q: What is your date of birth?
Q: What year?
Q: Are you sexually active?
Q: This it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what way does it affect your memory.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
you' forgotten?
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#42 - annaisocoolike (09/10/2010) [-]
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#43 - DINNERFACE (09/10/2010) [-]
Where do you get these from?
User avatar #65 to #43 - FlameBreaker (09/10/2010) [-]
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
AMAZING book. It deserves the deds that this ******* idiot won't give them >_>
#77 to #65 - TholomewP (09/10/2010) [-]
I cited them as a source in the description.
User avatar #90 to #77 - FlameBreaker (09/11/2010) [-]
My bad, then...
Next time, be sure to actually put it in the picture it self.
User avatar #45 to #43 - iTZaLiVE (09/10/2010) [-]
Other reposts.
User avatar #32 - TheOrigamiKiller (09/10/2010) [-]
February 13th is my birthday! :D
User avatar #15 - FuckYouFatBen (09/10/2010) [-]
I CALL BULL **** I HAS MYNASTINIA GRAVIS AND IT DOESNT FORGET MY MEMORY
#16 to #15 - FuckYouFatBen (09/10/2010) [-]
*effect



dammit forgot the pic

but i seriously do have mynastinia gravis
#53 - killedkenny (09/10/2010) [-]
You've been charged with armed assault...
You've been charged with armed assault...
User avatar #80 to #53 - SevenTwentyZee (09/10/2010) [-]
pfft obviously thats caned assualt
User avatar #56 to #53 - TheLizardKing (09/10/2010) [-]
... .-.

wth is going on!!
User avatar #58 to #53 - Vegeto (09/10/2010) [-]
Saints Row 2: The only game where you can walk with a pimp cane, that doubles as a shotgun
#13 - gphatt (09/10/2010) [-]
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#72 to #13 - anon (09/10/2010) [-]
#55 - TheFreshPrince (09/10/2010) [-]
>Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
#64 to #61 - olemcsnipey (09/10/2010) [-]
Hey! Stop reading.
#95 - ECT **User deleted account** (09/12/2010) [-]
I just lie there - lol
#50 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
On the fifth one, i don't think it's a fail. She is either asking if she was born on or before that date, or ,this one i support less, she was adopted and the judge was asking if she had been adopted by that date.
User avatar #51 to #50 - EatBabySouls (09/10/2010) [-]
I was just about to say something like that.
#52 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [-]
What evidence?
#54 to #52 - nornan (09/10/2010) [-]
NOOOO HE'S BACK, HE'S BACK IN MY DREAMS, GET THE **** OUT OF HERE BEFORE I VOMIT WITH FEAR AND FRUSTRATIOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
#75 to #59 - BLUHeavy (09/10/2010) [-]
ORDER!
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#79 - FJsupersayian (09/10/2010) [-]
does anyone else read these in judge judys voice??
#11 - jjholt ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
Your honor I want a batter lawyer
#14 to #11 - billybobthorton (09/10/2010) [-]
a bAtter lawyer you say?
#20 to #14 - jjholt ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
oh god how could I make such a mistake?
+3
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#3 - Denmark (09/09/2010) [-]
I love you, keep making more
User avatar #2 - Russian Reversal (09/09/2010) [-]
The 'whens your birthday' 'what year?'

Thing, is from Hot Fuzz
User avatar #8 to #2 - Crusader (09/10/2010) [-]
I saw it on blue collar comedy
#4 to #2 - TheDeuce (09/09/2010) [-]
That's been around a lot longer than Hot Fuzz. I've never even seen Hot Fuzz, and that's a very old joke.
User avatar #81 - jasonwhirlybird ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
july 15 is my birthday!
User avatar #83 to #81 - bowen (09/10/2010) [-]
same here :D
User avatar #10 - Loppytaffy (09/10/2010) [-]
'July 15th'
'what year?'
'Every year'
*cough*hotfuzz*cough*
User avatar #5 - jirichi (09/10/2010) [-]
I SUBSCRIBED. CAN YOU MAKE MORE NOA PLZ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - jirichi (09/10/2010) [-]
oops caps lock
#69 - SniffenYourJunk (09/10/2010) [-]
Happy September 11th every one
#76 to #69 - HiWhatsYourName (09/10/2010) [-]
**HiWhatsYourName rolls 537,212,214** Trips and you SHUT THE **** UP!
#78 to #76 - HiWhatsYourName (09/10/2010) [-]
Just STFU anyway.
#70 to #69 - Iseeusleep (09/10/2010) [-]
You be trollin!
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