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Actual Court Transcripts 3. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four is here:<br /> /funny_pic

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four is here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part one here:<br />
/member/editcontent/942763<br />
Part two here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader by the Bathroom Readers Institute

Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
Q: The hospital is to the right?
Q: When you say this side, can you say right or left?
The Court: You' been charged with armed robbery.
Do you want the court to appoint a lawyer to represent you?
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
Q: And where was his head?
Q: What is your relationship with the planting?
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Q: I understand you' re Dean Robert' s Mother.
Q: How long have you known him?
Q: What is your date of birth?
Q: What year?
Q: Are you sexually active?
Q: This it affect your memory at all?
Q: And in what way does it affect your memory.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something
you' forgotten?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#42 - annaisocoolike
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Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - FuckYouFatBen
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(09/10/2010) [-]
I CALL BULL **** I HAS MYNASTINIA GRAVIS AND IT DOESNT FORGET MY MEMORY
#16 to #15 - FuckYouFatBen
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(09/10/2010) [-]
*effect



dammit forgot the pic

but i seriously do have mynastinia gravis
#11 - jjholt
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Your honor I want a batter lawyer
#14 to #11 - billybobthorton
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(09/10/2010) [-]
a bAtter lawyer you say?
#20 to #14 - jjholt
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(09/10/2010) [-]
oh god how could I make such a mistake?
#52 - Flameaether
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(09/10/2010) [-]
What evidence?
#54 to #52 - nornan
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(09/10/2010) [-]
NOOOO HE'S BACK, HE'S BACK IN MY DREAMS, GET THE **** OUT OF HERE BEFORE I VOMIT WITH FEAR AND FRUSTRATIOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
#57 to #54 - Flameaether
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#59 to #57 - nornan
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#75 to #59 - BLUHeavy
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ORDER!
#55 - TheFreshPrince
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(09/10/2010) [-]
>Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
#61 to #55 - jokiu
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#64 to #61 - olemcsnipey
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Hey! Stop reading.
#43 - DINNERFACE
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Where do you get these from?
User avatar #45 to #43 - iTZaLiVE
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Other reposts.
User avatar #65 to #43 - FlameBreaker
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Uncle John's Bathroom Reader.
AMAZING book. It deserves the deds that this ******* idiot won't give them >_>
#77 to #65 - TholomewP [OP]
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I cited them as a source in the description.
User avatar #90 to #77 - FlameBreaker
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(09/11/2010) [-]
My bad, then...
Next time, be sure to actually put it in the picture it self.
#53 - killedkenny
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(09/10/2010) [-]
You've been charged with armed assault...
You've been charged with armed assault...
User avatar #80 to #53 - SevenTwentyZee
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(09/10/2010) [-]
pfft obviously thats caned assualt
User avatar #56 to #53 - TheLizardKing
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(09/10/2010) [-]
... .-.

wth is going on!!
User avatar #58 to #53 - Vegeto
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Saints Row 2: The only game where you can walk with a pimp cane, that doubles as a shotgun
User avatar #32 - TheOrigamiKiller
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(09/10/2010) [-]
February 13th is my birthday! :D
#63 - anon id: 78e18f10
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#66 to #63 - IleDile
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(09/10/2010) [-]
AWWWW NOW I FEEL BAD!
User avatar #2 - Russian Reversal
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(09/09/2010) [-]
The 'whens your birthday' 'what year?'

Thing, is from Hot Fuzz
User avatar #8 to #2 - Crusader
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(09/10/2010) [-]
I saw it on blue collar comedy
#4 to #2 - TheDeuce
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That's been around a lot longer than Hot Fuzz. I've never even seen Hot Fuzz, and that's a very old joke.