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Actual Court Transcripts 2. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictur

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part one here: /funny_pictures/943207/Actual+Court+Transcripts<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 2
Q: Do you wear a bathing suit now that
you have a scar'?
A: I don' t wear a bathing suit at all now.
Q: That can be taken two ways.
Judge (to jury): If that be your verdict, so say you all.
Two Jurors: 'You all.
Q: Doctor, will you take a look at those Sprays and
tell us something about the injury'?
Q: How would you expect somebody to react, being
stabbed six times in this fashion'?
A: Well, it might slow him down a little.
Q: And what did he do then'?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead'?
Q: Can you describe the individual'?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female'?
Q: When she went, had you gone and had she, if she
wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding
all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he
have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station'?
DA: Objection. That question should be taken out
and shot.
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child'?
A: I only have one, you know.
Q: Were you alone or by yourself'?
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present'?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm'?
A: That is the only kind I know.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#10 - dagav
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User avatar #17 to #10 - goofyblue
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hahaha
#23 to #10 - icanhazBLOOD
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#14 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account**
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These guys should be banned from existence for being so stupid.
These guys should be banned from existence for being so stupid.
User avatar #29 to #14 - Lolita
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But who else would we laugh at for being a dumbass?
User avatar #16 to #14 - FlyingChurro
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What show is that? BTW, that gif makes me sad. :(
#19 - bigken
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You can't a wake up dead.

Unless, your a zombie.
#21 to #19 - iRageKing **User deleted account**
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No. We are not having a ******* picture party! LOL COMBO BREAKER
#5 - NomdePlume **User deleted account**
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User avatar #7 to #5 - CapObvious
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You are not alone. Oh God I laughed so hard, it was ******* embarrassing!
User avatar #12 to #7 - pwnaged
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Were you alone, or by yourself?
#13 to #12 - CapObvious
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User avatar #40 to #13 - magicalsteve
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so you were not by yourself?
User avatar #26 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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Man you cant wake up dead?

Unless, you a zombie!
#27 to #26 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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User avatar #22 - ThatUnknownGuy
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were you alone or by yourself??

i dunno, lol.
#24 to #22 - PICKLExFUCKER
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:}
#3 - Crusader
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Im the DA, and I agree that question should be shot
User avatar #8 to #3 - Loppytaffy
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So, which side ARE you testifying for?
#9 to #8 - dagav
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User avatar #11 to #9 - Loppytaffy
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i was playing on the 'Doctor' joke...
#51 - anon id: 4f7db394
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#52 to #51 - PEDOBEARKIDS
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yep hes new go to it and thumb it down
User avatar #6 - rosebud
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lawyers r so ***** dumb