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Actual Court Transcripts 2

 
Actual Court Transcripts 2. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictur

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part one here: /funny_pictures/943207/Actual+Court+Transcripts<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS 2
Q: Do you wear a bathing suit now that
you have a scar'?
A: I don' t wear a bathing suit at all now.
Q: That can be taken two ways.
Judge (to jury): If that be your verdict, so say you all.
Two Jurors: 'You all.
Q: Doctor, will you take a look at those Sprays and
tell us something about the injury'?
Q: How would you expect somebody to react, being
stabbed six times in this fashion'?
A: Well, it might slow him down a little.
Q: And what did he do then'?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead'?
Q: Can you describe the individual'?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male or a female'?
Q: When she went, had you gone and had she, if she
wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding
all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he
have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to
the station'?
DA: Objection. That question should be taken out
and shot.
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child'?
A: I only have one, you know.
Q: Were you alone or by yourself'?
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present'?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm'?
A: That is the only kind I know.
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#10 - dagav
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(09/10/2010) [-]
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#17 to #10 - goofyblue
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(09/10/2010) [-]
hahaha
#23 to #10 - icanhazBLOOD
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(09/10/2010) [-]
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#14 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2010) [-]
These guys should be banned from existence for being so stupid.
These guys should be banned from existence for being so stupid.
#29 to #14 - Lolita
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(09/10/2010) [-]
But who else would we laugh at for being a dumbass?
#16 to #14 - FlyingChurro
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(09/10/2010) [-]
What show is that? BTW, that gif makes me sad. :(
#19 - bigken
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(09/10/2010) [-]
You can't a wake up dead.

Unless, your a zombie.
#21 to #19 - iRageKing **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2010) [-]
No. We are not having a ******* picture party! LOL COMBO BREAKER
#5 - NomdePlume **User deleted account**
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#7 to #5 - CapObvious
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(09/10/2010) [-]
You are not alone. Oh God I laughed so hard, it was ******* embarrassing!
#12 to #7 - pwnaged
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Were you alone, or by yourself?
#13 to #12 - CapObvious
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#40 to #13 - magicalsteve
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(09/10/2010) [-]
so you were not by yourself?
#26 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Man you cant wake up dead?

Unless, you a zombie!
#27 to #26 - CarlosSpicyWeiners
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(09/10/2010) [-]
#22 - ThatUnknownGuy
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(09/10/2010) [-]
were you alone or by yourself??

i dunno, lol.
#24 to #22 - PICKLExFUCKER
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(09/10/2010) [-]
:}
#3 - Crusader
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Im the DA, and I agree that question should be shot
#8 to #3 - Loppytaffy
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(09/10/2010) [-]
So, which side ARE you testifying for?
#9 to #8 - dagav
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#11 to #9 - Loppytaffy
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(09/10/2010) [-]
i was playing on the 'Doctor' joke...
#51 - anon
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#52 to #51 - PEDOBEARKIDS
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(09/10/2010) [-]
yep hes new go to it and thumb it down
#30 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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(09/10/2010) [-]
1) A horrible beach accident caused her two-piece to be split, along with the scar-causing accident. It left her traumatized, and now she cant wear bathing suits.
2) The Jurors came from Canada (the only excuse).
3) The doctor means which side of the body is he using in the trial.
4) The man being stabbed was full of natural adrenaline, and so continued on, albeit more slowly, after being stabbed.
5) A simple typing error. Instead of the first "he", it should be "she".
6) The bearded lady at the local carnival.
7) "If you had both gone, instead of just her, would you have gone with him?"
8) With the level of plastic surgery these days, one can be uncertain.
9) Multiple Personality Disorder.
10) "Male Sperm" can mean the difference between
#31 to #30 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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(09/10/2010) [-]
x- and y- chromosome carrying sperm.

I solved the mysteries. I demand cookies.
#46 to #31 - ShamusOtoole
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#34 to #30 - yaminotoncod
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(09/10/2010) [-]
youre a buzzkill. and your last sentence is incomplete
#35 to #34 - ColeTheUber ONLINE
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(09/10/2010) [-]
You need to lighten up. And the end of my sentence is down there \/