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Actual Court Transcripts

 
Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictures

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part two here: /funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS
w. How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
w. Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
w. Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems
hearing me?
A: Not really.
w. Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
w. James shot Tommy Lee?
w. Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun
and shot James in the fracas?
A: No sir, Just above it.
w. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
w. How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
w. And by whose death was it terminated?
w. What happened then?
A: He says, ''I have to kill you because
you can identify me."
w. Did he kill you?
w. What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy'."
w. And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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