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Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictures

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part two here: /funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS
w. How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
w. Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
w. Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems
hearing me?
A: Not really.
w. Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
w. James shot Tommy Lee?
w. Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun
and shot James in the fracas?
A: No sir, Just above it.
w. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
w. How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
w. And by whose death was it terminated?
w. What happened then?
A: He says, ''I have to kill you because
you can identify me."
w. Did he kill you?
w. What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy'."
w. And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Made by Tholomewp
Part 2 coming soon'.
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#65 - iNteRNeTzRussian
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(09/10/2010) [-]
And did he kill you?  
No...
And did he kill you?
No...
#58 - kenman
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Isn't there supposed to be some sort of entrance exam for lawyers?
#69 to #58 - Brickky
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(09/10/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?
User avatar #7 - KelbekAvarice
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(09/09/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but 80 thumbs and 2864 views? Come on FunnyJunkers show some love!
#63 to #7 - anon id: 61852aa3
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(09/10/2010) [-]
ever stop to think how many of those might be anon passerbys who really dont give a **** about thumbs?
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#25 - Flameaether
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(09/10/2010) [-]
What Objection?
#26 to #25 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
THIS ONE!!
#59 to #26 - kenman
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(09/10/2010) [-]
No this one!
#60 to #59 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
NO U
#75 to #60 - AwesomeHypernova
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Pointed finger!
Pointed finger!
User avatar #11 - Fracas
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(09/09/2010) [-]
i see my name in there.
User avatar #48 - DrGigglez
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(09/10/2010) [-]
"And did he kill you?"
"No."

Made my day.
#44 - anon id: 7d3b5e13
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#61 to #44 - kenman
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User avatar #16 - yojo
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(09/09/2010) [-]
so this is real.... yet the person's number starts with 555?
#52 to #16 - TholomewP [OP]
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(09/10/2010) [-]
It's either a censored number or really generic
#18 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account**
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Regiathius
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Stupid, her name is Cathy.
#20 to #19 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2010) [-]
No, it's balls.
User avatar #27 to #20 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
no it's robotic dinosaur playing ping pong with jesus while smoking african children's hopes and dreams.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
i thought it was old asian guy who tries to look like a girl so he can steal stuff to normal lesbians
User avatar #30 to #29 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right why not
#32 to #31 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
I think this wallpaper suits the moment
#33 to #32 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
this one too but yours is better
#34 to #33 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER THREAD START!
#35 to #34 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER TREAD CONTINUES
#36 to #35 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed.
#37 to #36 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
of course
#38 to #37 - Why do you care
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#39 to #38 - Riukanojutsu
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#40 to #39 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
IM THE ******* BATMAN!!

NO WALLPAPER SURPASSES THIS EPICNESS!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
i bow before you
User avatar #42 to #41 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
yay.

I won once again!
#45 to #42 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
and I LOST
#62 to #45 - dudedudecapt **User deleted account**
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User avatar #49 to #45 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed, and we reached the purple line's limit.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
in fact i reach it!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAh
#46 to #45 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
I know, that was my plan all along.
#47 to #46 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
It suck because we played a game and i lost it
#57 to #46 - anon id: 7d3b5e13
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http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/944183/Atheist+Sex/

**** his **** up.

vote my stuff up btw.
THH
#56 to #45 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed.


We shall be rape buddies

Raping the entire world.
#54 to #45 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Don't talk like that to me.

I won nonetheless!
User avatar #55 to #54 - Riukanojutsu
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(09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right, friends again?
User avatar #43 - TheAssassin
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(09/10/2010) [-]
"And by whose death was it terminated?"

I thought lawyers were smart.