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Actual Court Transcripts

 
Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictures

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part two here: /funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS
w. How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
w. Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
w. Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems
hearing me?
A: Not really.
w. Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
w. James shot Tommy Lee?
w. Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun
and shot James in the fracas?
A: No sir, Just above it.
w. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
w. How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
w. And by whose death was it terminated?
w. What happened then?
A: He says, ''I have to kill you because
you can identify me."
w. Did he kill you?
w. What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy'."
w. And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Made by Tholomewp
Part 2 coming soon'.
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#65 - iNteRNeTzRussian
Reply +19
(09/10/2010) [-]
And did he kill you?  
No...
And did he kill you?
No...
#58 - kenman
Reply +17
(09/10/2010) [-]
Isn't there supposed to be some sort of entrance exam for lawyers?
#69 to #58 - Brickky
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?
#7 - KelbekAvarice
Reply +17
(09/09/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but 80 thumbs and 2864 views? Come on FunnyJunkers show some love!
#63 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(09/10/2010) [-]
ever stop to think how many of those might be anon passerbys who really dont give a **** about thumbs?
#21 to #7 - AnonymousG **User deleted account**
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#25 - Flameaether
Reply +16
(09/10/2010) [-]
What Objection?
#26 to #25 - Why do you care
Reply +10
(09/10/2010) [-]
THIS ONE!!
#59 to #26 - kenman
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(09/10/2010) [-]
No this one!
#60 to #59 - Why do you care
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
NO U
#75 to #60 - AwesomeHypernova
Reply 0
(09/10/2010) [-]
Pointed finger!
Pointed finger!
#11 - Fracas
Reply +16
(09/09/2010) [-]
i see my name in there.
#48 - DrGigglez
Reply +15
(09/10/2010) [-]
"And did he kill you?"
"No."

Made my day.
#44 - anon
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(09/10/2010) [-]
#61 to #44 - kenman
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(09/10/2010) [-]
#64 to #61 - jmszor **User deleted account**
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#16 - yojo
Reply +7
(09/09/2010) [-]
so this is real.... yet the person's number starts with 555?
#52 to #16 - TholomewP [OP]
Reply 0
(09/10/2010) [-]
It's either a censored number or really generic
#18 - LonelyTeddyBear **User deleted account**
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#19 to #18 - Regiathius
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(09/10/2010) [-]
Stupid, her name is Cathy.
#20 to #19 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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(09/10/2010) [-]
No, it's balls.
#27 to #20 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
no it's robotic dinosaur playing ping pong with jesus while smoking african children's hopes and dreams.
#29 to #27 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +5
(09/10/2010) [-]
i thought it was old asian guy who tries to look like a girl so he can steal stuff to normal lesbians
#30 to #29 - Why do you care
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
Why not both?
#31 to #30 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right why not
#32 to #31 - Why do you care
Reply +3
(09/10/2010) [-]
I think this wallpaper suits the moment
#33 to #32 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
this one too but yours is better
#34 to #33 - Why do you care
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER THREAD START!
#35 to #34 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER TREAD CONTINUES
#36 to #35 - Why do you care
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed.
#37 to #36 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
of course
#38 to #37 - Why do you care
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(09/10/2010) [-]
#39 to #38 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
#40 to #39 - Why do you care
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
IM THE ******* BATMAN!!

NO WALLPAPER SURPASSES THIS EPICNESS!!
#41 to #40 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
i bow before you
#42 to #41 - Why do you care
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
yay.

I won once again!
#45 to #42 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
and I LOST
#62 to #45 - dudedudecapt **User deleted account**
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#49 to #45 - Why do you care
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed, and we reached the purple line's limit.
#50 to #49 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
+2
(09/10/2010) [-]
in fact i reach it!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAh
#46 to #45 - Why do you care
Reply +2
(09/10/2010) [-]
I know, that was my plan all along.
#47 to #46 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
+2
(09/10/2010) [-]
It suck because we played a game and i lost it
#57 to #46 - anon
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(09/10/2010) [-]
http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/944183/Atheist+Sex/

**** his **** up.

vote my stuff up btw.
THH
#56 to #45 - Why do you care
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed.


We shall be rape buddies

Raping the entire world.
#54 to #45 - Why do you care
Reply +1
(09/10/2010) [-]
Don't talk like that to me.

I won nonetheless!
#55 to #54 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE
+2
(09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right, friends again?
#43 - TheAssassin
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(09/10/2010) [-]
"And by whose death was it terminated?"

I thought lawyers were smart.