Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictures court transcript stupid people poop in a bucket
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Actual Court Transcripts. Part five here:<br /> /funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br /> Part four here:<br /> /funny_pictures

Part five here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945749/Actual+Court+Transcripts+5/<br />
Part four here:<br />
/funny_pictures/945661/Actual+Court+Transcripts+4/<br />
Part two here: /funny_pictures/944088/Actual+Court+Transcripts+2/<br />
Part three here:<br />
/funny_pictures/944554/Actual+Court+Transcripts+3/<br />
Random Thoughts:<br />
/funny_pictures/944980/Random+Thoughts/<br />
Original Content<br />
Source: The Gigantic Bathroom Reader made by the Bathroom Readers Institute.

ACTUAL COURT TRANSCRIPTS
w. How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
w. Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
w. Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
w. Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems
hearing me?
A: Not really.
w. Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
w. James shot Tommy Lee?
w. Then Tommy Lee pulled out his gun
and shot James in the fracas?
A: No sir, Just above it.
w. Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
w. How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
w. And by whose death was it terminated?
w. What happened then?
A: He says, ''I have to kill you because
you can identify me."
w. Did he kill you?
w. What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said "Where am I, Cathy'."
w. And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Part 2 coming soon'.
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#65 - iNteRNeTzRussian (09/10/2010) [-]
And did he kill you?  
No...
And did he kill you?
No...
#58 - kenman (09/10/2010) [-]
Isn't there supposed to be some sort of entrance exam for lawyers?
#69 to #58 - Brickky (09/10/2010) [-]
are you a wizard?
#25 - Flameaether (09/10/2010) [-]
What Objection?
#26 to #25 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
THIS ONE!!
#59 to #26 - kenman (09/10/2010) [-]
No this one!
#75 to #60 - AwesomeHypernova (09/10/2010) [-]
Pointed finger!
Pointed finger!
User avatar #48 - DrGigglez (09/10/2010) [-]
"And did he kill you?"
"No."

Made my day.
User avatar #11 - Fracas (09/09/2010) [-]
i see my name in there.
User avatar #16 - yojo (09/09/2010) [-]
so this is real.... yet the person's number starts with 555?
#52 to #16 - TholomewP (09/10/2010) [-]
It's either a censored number or really generic
User avatar #43 - TheAssassin (09/10/2010) [-]
"And by whose death was it terminated?"

I thought lawyers were smart.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Regiathius (09/10/2010) [-]
Stupid, her name is Cathy.
#20 to #19 - Letitfly **User deleted account** (09/10/2010) [-]
No, it's balls.
User avatar #27 to #20 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
no it's robotic dinosaur playing ping pong with jesus while smoking african children's hopes and dreams.
User avatar #29 to #27 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
i thought it was old asian guy who tries to look like a girl so he can steal stuff to normal lesbians
User avatar #30 to #29 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #31 to #30 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right why not
#32 to #31 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
I think this wallpaper suits the moment
#33 to #32 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
this one too but yours is better
#34 to #33 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER THREAD START!
#35 to #34 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
EPIC WALLPAPER TREAD CONTINUES
#37 to #36 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
of course
#40 to #39 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
IM THE ******* BATMAN!!

NO WALLPAPER SURPASSES THIS EPICNESS!!
User avatar #41 to #40 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
i bow before you
User avatar #42 to #41 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
yay.

I won once again!
#45 to #42 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
and I LOST
+2
#62 to #45 - dudedudecapt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #45 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed, and we reached the purple line's limit.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
in fact i reach it!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAh
#46 to #45 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
I know, that was my plan all along.
#47 to #46 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
It suck because we played a game and i lost it
#57 to #46 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
#56 to #45 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
Indeed.


We shall be rape buddies

Raping the entire world.
#54 to #45 - Why do you care (09/10/2010) [-]
Don't talk like that to me.

I won nonetheless!
User avatar #55 to #54 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (09/10/2010) [-]
yea youre right, friends again?
User avatar #7 - KelbekAvarice (09/09/2010) [-]
I'm sorry but 80 thumbs and 2864 views? Come on FunnyJunkers show some love!
#63 to #7 - Rascal (09/10/2010) [-]
ever stop to think how many of those might be anon passerbys who really dont give a **** about thumbs?
+3
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User avatar #66 - Crunchie (09/10/2010) [-]
...
Seventeen?
...
No, about 12.

CLASSIC
#17 - NorthernGirl (09/09/2010) [-]
I HOPE TOMMY LEE WASN'T SHOT!!!!!!!!
User avatar #5 - BlimSub (09/09/2010) [-]
moar
#6 to #5 - TholomewP (09/09/2010) [-]
Part 2 is up on my account
#14 - DoggyBouncer (09/09/2010) [-]
ok really? you took this from another user and put your name at the bottom
#53 to #14 - TholomewP (09/10/2010) [-]
Who?
User avatar #23 - xSweetToothx (09/10/2010) [-]
Gawd, I hate people that have to make more than one part. For ****** sake stop with this thumbs ******** and just post em all! You posted about 6 or 7!! Put em all in one photo! **** .
#51 to #23 - TholomewP (09/10/2010) [-]
Sorry about that. I was planning on doing that but to make these I used a photo editor available at pixlr. com, and the longest image size was only 2500 pixels.
User avatar #1 - AlexAndTheBeatles (09/09/2010) [-]
AWESOME
i hope to see a part 2 :)
User avatar #3 - FlameBreaker (09/09/2010) [-]
Ah, this is all from Uncle Jon's Bathroom Reader.
Next time, don't say "original content" when it's not ******* yours, idiot. >_>

Originally called "Order in the Court," the feature was introduced in the 5th Bathroom Reader, and pokes fun at things said in court cases (such as 'Were you alone or by yourself?' and 'Was that the same nose you broke as a child?'
#4 to #3 - TholomewP (09/09/2010) [-]
That's exactly what it is from. I was debating over whether to cite the book but decided the actual source is real life cases. You don't cite a quote's source as the book it's in but the person who said it. Also by saying original content I meant it's not a repost and that I made the picture. But I am going to put the book's name in the description. By the way I like your choice of books...
User avatar #77 - vampyrechik (09/10/2010) [-]
Q: and why did that upset you?"
A:" becouse cathy is my sister"
#10 - holta (09/09/2010) [-]
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