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Submitted: 11/22/2009
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#159 - anonymous (04/13/2012) [-]
man age 23 , heres my email back2theStars@ [url deleted] , basicaly looking for a good time with a hot girl 18-35 :)


#158 - anonymous (10/22/2011) [-]
Anybody from Adelaide
#156 - anonymous (09/18/2011) [-]
Stumble upon also took me here....
#155 - anonymous (09/16/2011) [-]
same her stumble rocks
User avatar #153 - Dialga (09/14/2011) [-]
stumbleupon took me here
User avatar #154 to #153 - xanderpetty (09/15/2011) [-]
me too
User avatar #157 to #154 - sexypantskatie (10/13/2011) [-]
i think it did for all of us.
#151 - anonymous (08/18/2011) [-]
go to [url deleted] omfg so hot sex and tits its so fucking ausome and also on youtube type in lapdance, watch carols lapdance, if the video is banned go to the url and in front of youtubr write nsfw, it works, i masterbate all day
#150 - anonymous (08/02/2011) [-]
it worked!!! you genius, it works!!!! guilt-ridden, but happy...
#149 - anonymous (07/10/2011) [-]
LOL dirty dirty dirty!
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#148 - anonymous (06/11/2011) [-]
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#147 - anonymous (06/11/2011) [-]
man 28 years
london w1w .
I want yang girls age 18 to 37 my email mykasa@ yahoo.co.uk

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#146 - anonymous (05/01/2011) [-]
this is from
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#142 - anonymous (01/07/2011) [-]
yea this wont work on me [im a girl]
#144 to #142 - anonymous (04/10/2011) [-]
0851259266...any one over the age of 18 for sex
#152 to #144 - anonymous (08/28/2011) [-]
r u a male or female ?
#143 to #142 - anonymous (02/07/2011) [-]
interested?
#135 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [-]
"This anon is (AN) evil mastermind."

tsk tsk Omega.
#129 - anonymous (12/22/2009) [-]
its called rape, a mask and probably more effective and less time consuming. god damn, [btw this is a girl saying this]
#136 to #129 - anonymous (02/06/2010) [-]
This is the internet there are no girls. And if you are, then you are my girlfriend, because... any girl that supports rape does not exist, other than her. If you disagree with this statement, and do support it... then i would like your address and a time when I can reach you, I wanna test this theory. Prove me wrong.
User avatar #130 to #129 - hellpickle (12/23/2009) [-]
genius is not called rape. he isn't forcing anyone to sleep with him. he's just tricking her into doing it.
#131 to #130 - anonymous (01/02/2010) [-]
she's obv. saying that rape would be less time consuming and would work better
#134 to #131 - anonymous (01/17/2010) [-]
yeah, but if you rape her she wont be into it, like she would if you stick to this guys plan.
#137 to #134 - anonymous (02/11/2010) [-]
mmmmmm rape
#128 - anonymous (12/14/2009) [-]
Holy shit that was fucking awesome I now will say that you are so fucking cool and that I couldn't prove you wrong because you can now never be wrong to me because I AM YOUR IDOL!!!
Jackson,age 11,seventh grader
#132 to #128 - anonymous (01/03/2010) [-]
why the fuck are you on this website if you are 11?
#125 - anonymous (11/30/2009) [-]
ye they forget the step seven and a half where she calls the police so now u gota do all those over step in a couple minutes then u have like 30seconds left to bang and run...
#124 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
honestly if someone tried this on me i'd be like:
why the hell are you in my house? on my floor naked? inturrupting my about to have sex with my current boyfriend?
becuase he's coming in the door in about 2 seconds and you'll be screwed for being naked and near me.
#126 to #124 - Hockeyfreak (12/06/2009) [-]
Three Sum
#123 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
this was from Maxim magazine. word for word.
#141 to #123 - anonymous (08/19/2010) [-]
I had no idea anybody read that magazine
#122 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
the girl walks in the room sees a man lying on his back, bloody, and she doesn't recognize him...She runs out of the room calls 911. You're in jail.....FAIL. but it was fun while it lasted...
#120 - anonymous (11/27/2009) [-]
love it i want her to be me lmao so much thought well impressed!
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