Grow Up Fatty. . that is so desperate. Slutty attention seeking women like her need to be shot. She is the reason women get NC) men. Oh and she needs a big man:
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Grow Up Fatty

that is so desperate. Slutty attention seeking women like her need to be shot. She is the reason women get NC) men.
Oh and she needs a big man: BADLY
y', 1' ., Lets review shall we? mhmkay. Well first off. you say she is Desperate? Well... judging from a purely physical aspect. she' s a to so I daresay that you
are wrong in that. Secondly you move on to assume she is a slutty and attention seeking. Well, we havent enough information to assess the level other
sluttiness, as for attention seeking... isnt eberyone... honestly? Lastly you say she needs a big man: t) edly... so... summations. You' re angry ofcause she' s a
slut, yet you have "cat", a clear reference to 'oussy in your name... ... you obviously ********* you' re betterthan her, and you are angry ofcause
you cant hike your shirt up without children dying. Am... Am I close?
Grow up fatty.
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#31 - ledzeppd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#61 to #31 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
meh....you could basically read it in Dr. Cox's voice or House's voice, though this type of rant seems more "Coxian" (to steal a word invented by J.D.!!)
#32 to #31 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
no...no ur not....i thought i was the only one...lol
#34 to #31 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
i totally heard him


captcha: stead
#37 to #31 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
it reminded me so much of him that i think it might have been on purpose
#40 - GenghisJohn (11/22/2009) [-]
*wipes tear* I'd like to thank everyone for this award, first my wife who's soul crushing, dream eating, penis severing marriage has been the true inspiration for much of my angst, anger and general ill-feelings toward the masses. Uh...oh god, I'm not prepared it's so unexpected, oh yes, and much thanks to Catmanizer, without whom, none of this would have been possible! We did it baby, WE DID IT!

And as for being Dr. Cox...I can only say....t...thank you! oh god my mascara is running! *runs crying from stage*

Captcha: Betsy
#84 to #40 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
claps hands

that was very brave for standing up.i give to you a keanu reeves statue
"bows"
#73 to #40 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
*bows*
#69 to #40 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
you, sir, are my new hero
#6 - pkeener (11/22/2009) [-]
THAT was the kind of response my philosophy teacher would give an A.
User avatar #57 - LaVeyan (11/23/2009) [-]
Geez catmanzer, obese feminists like you with bad grammar ruin this site for everyone!
Crawl back under your rock so we can appreciate some humour!
#1 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
omg this is the best one yet
#7 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
I saw this when it was fresh.
#82 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
i remember seeing this on a top pic.. i laughed so much.. cos it's so true.
#56 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
this person was watching scrubs when they read that comment
User avatar #70 to #56 - tigernip (11/23/2009) [-]
did anybody else notice she took off her avatar.. well if u look in her avatar at the time of the first comment..and if u went to her page b4 u deleted it.. u will notice that indeed it is a pic of a fat chic with some ugly dude, no wonder she took it off before posting this o.0

referring to VVV ;]
#9 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
holy crap, he used intelligence!
and it was funny!
GenghisJohn for funnyjunk prez
(or atleast Dr.Phil's much needed replacement)
#75 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
guys are total bitch faces these days i mean really? 110 is fat? you can be totally skinny i mean you can see your kidneys skinny and still be as skinny as a rail......my mother is 110 does that make her fat? i bet all of you are 100 pounds OR MORE so shut the **** up and get on with YOUR life FATTIES


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#79 to #75 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
Sounds like shes on her rag, you said your mom is 110 which must lead to the fact of you not stating your own wieght that your a chunky girl. She so needs to get laid, just because you took your cousin to prom because no one else would doesnt mean all guys of in your words total bitch faces. If you dont like how guys treat you go play for the other team dike. Now stfu stop complaining and make me a sandwhich.
#90 to #75 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
get this into your thick sammich making head. guys are SUPPOSED to be heavier than girls...

...now i'll have cheese and ham ta muchly
#81 to #75 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
its ok though.......thicker girls are fun =)
#77 to #75 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
sounds like someone had to many carbs this morning.
#12 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
Wierd, Dr. Cox doesnt seem like the type to go on funnyjunk.
#22 to #12 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
I thought the exact same thing. it was the "mmkay?"
#36 to #22 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
wierd, Dr. Cox isnt a real person
#41 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
chuck norris aproves of you and so dose the rest of us
#29 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
GIVE THIS MAN A ******* INTERNET!!!
#8 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
epic win
#65 - John Cena (11/23/2009) [-]
Wow..... where do people learn comebacks like these? No, seriously
#24 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
That basically explains all feminists.
User avatar #30 - tigernip (11/22/2009) [-]
lol if u go to the pic u will see there is a continuation... where catmanzer is again pwnt by genghisjohn. although she hides this time under anonymus, it is painfully obvious shes just doing it so she doesnt look as much the pathetic bitch she is.
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#11 - Matchew **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
I..I remember that!!!
User avatar #19 - sgtpaint (11/22/2009) [-]
i feel retarded, but how do you take pictures of comments
#21 to #19 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
camera
#20 to #19 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
print screen, then paste it into paint. Thats what I do anyway.
User avatar #26 to #20 - sgtpaint (11/22/2009) [-]
ah, thanks
#35 to #20 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
*facepalm* get a program that takes pictures of your current screen, imacs already have that its calle Image Capture, PCs can download them
#28 to #19 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
its really hard thing to do. I didnt know how until my cousin showed me a week ago.

first, make sure the funny comment you want to take a picture of is in the center of the screen. it can be on the side but its just easier this way.
next, disconnect the monitor so that it is not attached to anything (it is portable).
then, you have to place it face down (make sure its the right way up!) on a scanner. click the 'start scanning' button but, as you do so, quickly reconnect your monitor so that you can adjust to the desired settings.
a scanned picture of the comment should appear on the screen. save it as a .jpg or as a .bmp, depending on your preference
#39 to #28 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
I usually just take a photo oft he screen with my camera phone.
#27 to #19 - John Cena (11/22/2009) [-]
take some scissors and cut the comments from your monitor, scan it, then post
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